Yeah, just what I need when I’m grieving my dead cat. A bad pun. And oh, yeah, how long will I have to keep my dear departed Fluffy waiting around for my custom “Catsket” to be delivered before I can bury him?
We sure are on a dead cat theme…. You know we would all be up in arms if there were posts about dead puppies… cuz, you know… that’s not funny.
Dead kitties…. ehhhh.
Maybe not immediately, but plenty of conservative leaders are watching Romney going “Hey, that’s a great idea!”. Ever heard of Stephen Harper? Europe and the Middle East don’t suffer any lack of right wing parties.
Not the point here. The OP said Romney would tell the women of the world what to do.
Believe me, any european communist, right-wing jerk and what-have-you would rather marry a man, get a female boss and shoot themselves on the head before allowing any american to tell them what to do.
“We are the world. We are the children…. We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
Its true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me”
CROMFRAKKINGDAMMIT! Can’t I even get my Regretsy on without political sniping?! I don’t care which side of the political aisle you’re on, living in FL I’ve had to put up with hateful political bullshit from everyone since June. It is literally filling my whole world with the most inane, boring nastiness (the worst kind of nastiness) in 30 second soundbites. There is no way my liver can survive the sustained state of blitzed-off-my-ass my brain needs to survive until the election.
Oh I can’t be mad at a fat, jealous loser like you. Please recognize my post for what it is: mindless spazzing out in every direction. You are very gracious in the face of that and I do appreciate it. I’m sorry for making you feel bad about a sad pussy joke.
Now I apparently have to go brew up a pot of decaf.
If I lived in a swing state I’d be swinging something by now at the heads of campaigners, the media and possibly the jackasses who dared to hold the opposite opinion as I do.
lovinglymadewithspite
October 31, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Actually, i was more unnerved by the mother fucker kitty in yesterday’s battle. I could tell you were drunk! Many things here drive me to drink.
Also the little USA=World tussle happening above… whoops. I remember thinking, “not world, USA” but then dismissed it in my morning haze of uncoffeed state of mind. I guess i should have listened to my inner Queen of Correction.
lovinglymadewithspite
October 31, 2012 at 12:53 pm
i swear i just typed something to you and it went away. I was more unnerved by the mother fucking kitty/hummus battle yesterday! But thanks! I knew you were drunk at the time. A lot here drives me to drink.
I remember thinking at the time, “World=USA, change that” but I was in an decaffeinated state of morning haze. My inner Queen of Correction was asleep at the wheel.
Tell me about it, LXV! I’m in Florida, too. It will be a relief after next Tuesday to be complaining about all the screaming car dealership commercials again!!!
PS The Villages (85,000 cottonheads who burn Democrats at the stake because the owners of The Villages are rabid Republicans) is running the SECOND anti-Obama movie in a row during this political season at one of their three movie theaters. “District of Corruption” is a movie so nonexistent it’s nearly impossible to find ANY info about it even on the interwebs.
Will they make me one that’s about 24″ across, 20″ tall, and say, aroung 6’4″ long? I expect my… ummm… VERY large cat will be needing a casket soon. I have the hole all dug and everything. And I’ll need extra strong screws to make sure the lid doesn’t “fall off” before he’s in the ground.
I suck at imperial measures, so my first thought with your post was you wanted one for a very large snake. I would … like to see that one, too. Perhaps the guys who dig up the road for the water pipes can help with the burial.
I wish I had this when I had to bury my little dog on the spot. We had to go with one of those large tupperware things you put your sweaters in. (What??? He was wrapped in a blanket!) Previously we saw where another animal had dug up someone else’s pet and had it all over the place. We figure if he was in a container, less likely for some other animal to smell and dig up (and less likely we would see various parts strewn around.) God that day was horrible and made no sense. We wouldn’t have had the box on hand though…
Now I go with cremation. I have 2 fedex boxes in my garage that are really old, filled with ashes. In all fairness, one of them is not mine, but a good friend’s. DON’T JUDGE ME! Ok, fine. Judge away.
Unless it was super expensive, I think I’d go with cremation. I love my kitties, but they would not remotely understand the concept of burial other than as future food.
Well, if you wanted your kitty to be goth I guess you could make this into a comfy cat-bed for him to sit in while you both listen to Christian Death. But if I were that goth I would make my own out of home depot wood. I’m glad I am not currently that goth.
We bury beloved cats who have passed in pillow cases from the SPCA thrift store: the thin cloth allows ALL nutrients to reach their memorial rosebushes. We’ve been doing this for about twenty years. Our rosebushes are AMAZING.
I use a similar method, only with thrift store silk scarves and lilac bushes. Wonder why that lilac is called Bingo? And why I dance when it blooms?
Yes, keep your damned box.
Just when I thought we’d left SVU territory, a casket.
I gotta stop mainlining that show, but I’ve still got like 4 seasons left to watch.
That’s over 80 opportunities to hear about anal contusions and necklaces made from human genitals. How can I let that go?
SO… Back to Peeve.
Every year for the past 6+ years we’ve had Peeve (the elderly lady’s cat that we absorbed when she moved to a nursing home and he’s 18+ years old) we think, “Oh, he won’t make it through this hot summer.”
It’s getting to be winter again. Kitty, we love you, but COME ON! I’m not a cat hater, just don’t enjoy him peeing all over the basement.
I nearly punched a lady in the cat food aisle when she told me her cat was 22. I had NO idea cats could live so long.
Point being…. I’m getting this box thing.
Since you can’t punch me through the internet… My mom’s cat lived to be 24. He’s cremated and contained in a little tin in mom’s linen closet. I have instructions to “mix him in” when mom someday goes.
When my mother’s poodle died he was cremated and placed in an urn. When my mother died a few years later, her ashes fit in to Snoopy’s urn, and they were interred together. Sigh.
Dead cat, dig hole, cover with dirt. But then, my German Shepherd was cremated, put in the standard issue doggie urn, and buried in that. Who am I to say?
October 30, 2012 at 6:03 pm
Yeah, just what I need when I’m grieving my dead cat. A bad pun. And oh, yeah, how long will I have to keep my dear departed Fluffy waiting around for my custom “Catsket” to be delivered before I can bury him?
October 30, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Jeez, order one in advance! Don’t you love your pet? Do you hate animals or something? Everyone should have at least 2 on hand for this sort of thing.
October 30, 2012 at 6:12 pm
And they can play in it before they need it! Puss-in-box!
October 30, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Now if only they could embalm themselves too, then I wouldn’t have to do any work!
October 30, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Schroedinger’s cat?
October 31, 2012 at 4:57 am
We sure are on a dead cat theme…. You know we would all be up in arms if there were posts about dead puppies… cuz, you know… that’s not funny.
Dead kitties…. ehhhh.
November 1, 2012 at 5:53 pm
for goodness sake people. Sarcasm is being used!
October 31, 2012 at 12:59 am
It’s important that the pun be emblazoned across the side of the casket, too.
I think most cats would come back to haunt you if you buried them in anything less than a gold-inlaid sarcophagus, anyway.
October 30, 2012 at 6:08 pm
When you’re feline down about your dead pussy, our Catsket is the purrrfect solution.
*shakes head*
October 30, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Also available with a Velcro lining to ensure no embarrassing bumps and thuds as you process to the final resting place.
October 30, 2012 at 6:58 pm
I’m surprised they didn’t tag this for Hurricane Sandy.
There were probably quite a few pussies lost in this Catastrophe.
October 30, 2012 at 9:30 pm
Oh. That made me sad!
October 31, 2012 at 4:59 am
There will be a lot more sad pussies if Romney wins and tells the women of the world what they can or can’t do with their pussy.
October 31, 2012 at 7:24 am
Let me explain this in a way I hope you’ll understand:
USA=/=World.
October 31, 2012 at 9:09 am
Maybe not immediately, but plenty of conservative leaders are watching Romney going “Hey, that’s a great idea!”. Ever heard of Stephen Harper? Europe and the Middle East don’t suffer any lack of right wing parties.
October 31, 2012 at 11:45 am
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October 31, 2012 at 11:57 am
Gee, thanks. I’ll make sure to check with you next time to make sure I’m totally clear on what the point is! I SO BELIEVE YOU
October 31, 2012 at 9:58 am
“We are the world. We are the children…. We are the ones who make a brighter day
So lets start giving
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
Its true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me”
October 31, 2012 at 9:30 am
CROMFRAKKINGDAMMIT! Can’t I even get my Regretsy on without political sniping?! I don’t care which side of the political aisle you’re on, living in FL I’ve had to put up with hateful political bullshit from everyone since June. It is literally filling my whole world with the most inane, boring nastiness (the worst kind of nastiness) in 30 second soundbites. There is no way my liver can survive the sustained state of blitzed-off-my-ass my brain needs to survive until the election.
October 31, 2012 at 10:00 am
Sorry! Dead and sad pussy just happened to make me think of well… other sad pussies. I can’t explain how my brain works! Type first, think later!
October 31, 2012 at 11:11 am
Oh I can’t be mad at a fat, jealous loser like you.
Please recognize my post for what it is: mindless spazzing out in every direction. You are very gracious in the face of that and I do appreciate it. I’m sorry for making you feel bad about a sad pussy joke.
Now I apparently have to go brew up a pot of decaf.
October 31, 2012 at 11:28 am
If I lived in a swing state I’d be swinging something by now at the heads of campaigners, the media and possibly the jackasses who dared to hold the opposite opinion as I do.
October 31, 2012 at 11:35 am
Aww, how gracious of you, too
That’s kind of you, I know we’re all more or less sick of the election (ok, yeah, MORE) by now.
October 31, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Actually, i was more unnerved by the mother fucker kitty in yesterday’s battle. I could tell you were drunk!
Many things here drive me to drink.
Also the little USA=World tussle happening above… whoops. I remember thinking, “not world, USA” but then dismissed it in my morning haze of uncoffeed state of mind. I guess i should have listened to my inner Queen of Correction.
October 31, 2012 at 12:47 pm
OH! and i’m in OHIO. Lord knows I’m moments from swinging something at someone.
I just got back on my Prozac so … this shit is rolling of me like water on a duck’s back.
October 31, 2012 at 5:06 pm
Seriously. I’m even ready to start swinging at the people I agree with.
October 31, 2012 at 12:54 pm
how come i keep replying and it keeps not appearing? am i banned?!
October 31, 2012 at 12:55 pm
OK, so i’m apparently not banned… THanks LXV! I knew you were drunk at the time
October 31, 2012 at 12:53 pm
i swear i just typed something to you and it went away. I was more unnerved by the mother fucking kitty/hummus battle yesterday! But thanks! I knew you were drunk at the time.
A lot here drives me to drink.
I remember thinking at the time, “World=USA, change that” but I was in an decaffeinated state of morning haze. My inner Queen of Correction was asleep at the wheel.
November 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm
and it just showed up now?! 2 days later.
October 31, 2012 at 8:31 pm
I was so smart, I left FL ………and am in NC. Sigh. Note to self, check state’s voting record before next move.
November 1, 2012 at 8:19 am
Tell me about it, LXV! I’m in Florida, too. It will be a relief after next Tuesday to be complaining about all the screaming car dealership commercials again!!!
PS The Villages (85,000 cottonheads who burn Democrats at the stake because the owners of The Villages are rabid Republicans) is running the SECOND anti-Obama movie in a row during this political season at one of their three movie theaters. “District of Corruption” is a movie so nonexistent it’s nearly impossible to find ANY info about it even on the interwebs.
October 31, 2012 at 10:06 am
…Because every cat deserves to “Rest In Paws”.
*hangs head in shame*
October 30, 2012 at 6:09 pm
I know cats love boxes, but this is ridiculous.
October 30, 2012 at 6:10 pm
I wish I had these when my 30+ pound cat died, they even make them in extra big sizes too, what do you know!
October 30, 2012 at 6:12 pm
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October 30, 2012 at 6:13 pm
They should come in ‘petite puss,’ ‘fatcat’ and ‘lion’ sizes.
October 30, 2012 at 6:14 pm
What happens if I bury a dog in a Catsket, will the Universe implode like when matter and antimatter collide?
October 30, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Probably not, but that dog is going to have a very ruff next life.
October 30, 2012 at 9:00 pm
That dog’s gonna get more pussy than he really has any use for. Scratchy, angry pussy.
October 30, 2012 at 11:16 pm
Is there any other kind?
October 31, 2012 at 4:09 am
The canine version of a catsket is a doggone
October 31, 2012 at 7:52 am
See Spot Rot.
October 30, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Could I possibly stack a bunch of little cats in there? Like…say I had a whole litter of kittens that I am now grieving?
Or do they need individual little catasstroboxes?
DO they make them for lizards too?
October 30, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Will they make me one that’s about 24″ across, 20″ tall, and say, aroung 6’4″ long? I expect my… ummm… VERY large cat will be needing a casket soon. I have the hole all dug and everything. And I’ll need extra strong screws to make sure the lid doesn’t “fall off” before he’s in the ground.
October 30, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Try a nail gun. Also works well with the casket open.
October 31, 2012 at 7:57 am
I suck at imperial measures, so my first thought with your post was you wanted one for a very large snake. I would … like to see that one, too. Perhaps the guys who dig up the road for the water pipes can help with the burial.
October 30, 2012 at 6:22 pm
I wish I had this when I had to bury my little dog on the spot. We had to go with one of those large tupperware things you put your sweaters in. (What??? He was wrapped in a blanket!) Previously we saw where another animal had dug up someone else’s pet and had it all over the place. We figure if he was in a container, less likely for some other animal to smell and dig up (and less likely we would see various parts strewn around.) God that day was horrible and made no sense. We wouldn’t have had the box on hand though…
Now I go with cremation. I have 2 fedex boxes in my garage that are really old, filled with ashes. In all fairness, one of them is not mine, but a good friend’s. DON’T JUDGE ME! Ok, fine. Judge away.
October 30, 2012 at 10:47 pm
Unless it was super expensive, I think I’d go with cremation. I love my kitties, but they would not remotely understand the concept of burial other than as future food.
October 30, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Oh boy, my very own Schrödinger’s catbox.
(Sorry, that was pawful).
October 30, 2012 at 7:13 pm
October 30, 2012 at 11:36 pm
A catastrophe, really.
Just kitten.
October 30, 2012 at 6:49 pm
So a plastic grocery bag from Kroger’s is out?
October 31, 2012 at 5:01 am
The cat will decompose before the Kroger bag!
October 30, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Oh hell no. A box that nice is too good for a cat.
Mine will be buried in a papier-mache casket of image macros and LOLcats.
October 30, 2012 at 7:12 pm
October 30, 2012 at 7:15 pm
October 30, 2012 at 7:27 pm
There’s still time to learn cynicism, precious little one.
October 30, 2012 at 7:13 pm
Well, according to a certain physicist, once you put the cat in the box, it is both dead and alive.
October 30, 2012 at 8:19 pm
No, Maru! Not that box!!!
October 30, 2012 at 9:57 pm
Well, if you wanted your kitty to be goth I guess you could make this into a comfy cat-bed for him to sit in while you both listen to Christian Death. But if I were that goth I would make my own out of home depot wood. I’m glad I am not currently that goth.
October 31, 2012 at 5:10 am
I think Peeve maybe goth. He tends to give me brooding looks.
October 31, 2012 at 7:23 am
Bela Lugosi Kitteh wants a black version lined with comfy red velvet.
October 30, 2012 at 10:37 pm
Chico de Meow Meow doesn’t understand “jack in the box”
<img src="http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o285/wottadish/jackinthebox.jpg"
October 30, 2012 at 10:39 pm
ok. let’s try that again.
October 30, 2012 at 10:38 pm
Warning: 100% humor-free confession follows.
We bury beloved cats who have passed in pillow cases from the SPCA thrift store: the thin cloth allows ALL nutrients to reach their memorial rosebushes. We’ve been doing this for about twenty years. Our rosebushes are AMAZING.
Keep your damned box.
October 30, 2012 at 10:54 pm
Not nearly enough thumbs here, even if I include various dewclaws!
November 1, 2012 at 8:46 am
Darla, my polydactyl, voted twice!
October 31, 2012 at 11:09 am
I use a similar method, only with thrift store silk scarves and lilac bushes. Wonder why that lilac is called Bingo? And why I dance when it blooms?
Yes, keep your damned box.
October 30, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Just when I thought we’d left SVU territory, a casket.
I gotta stop mainlining that show, but I’ve still got like 4 seasons left to watch.
That’s over 80 opportunities to hear about anal contusions and necklaces made from human genitals. How can I let that go?
October 31, 2012 at 5:03 am
Again with the SUVs? I need to get tested.
October 31, 2012 at 12:56 am
I’m not advocating this, but I should point out that nothing in this ad says your cat needs to die first.
October 31, 2012 at 5:08 am
SO… Back to Peeve.
Every year for the past 6+ years we’ve had Peeve (the elderly lady’s cat that we absorbed when she moved to a nursing home and he’s 18+ years old) we think, “Oh, he won’t make it through this hot summer.”
It’s getting to be winter again. Kitty, we love you, but COME ON! I’m not a cat hater, just don’t enjoy him peeing all over the basement.
I nearly punched a lady in the cat food aisle when she told me her cat was 22. I had NO idea cats could live so long.
Point being…. I’m getting this box thing.
October 31, 2012 at 9:10 am
Since you can’t punch me through the internet… My mom’s cat lived to be 24. He’s cremated and contained in a little tin in mom’s linen closet. I have instructions to “mix him in” when mom someday goes.
October 31, 2012 at 10:03 am
OH! that is good. We have our black lab in our living room. She’s on the shelf. I’ll do that with my husband’s ashes… that is if i out live him.
We have to tackle Peeve every morning and night to shove a pill down his throat. It’s painful for everyone involved.
October 31, 2012 at 11:00 am
When my mother’s poodle died he was cremated and placed in an urn. When my mother died a few years later, her ashes fit in to Snoopy’s urn, and they were interred together. Sigh.
October 31, 2012 at 6:17 pm
according to the 1979 edition of the Guinness book of world records the oldest cat at the time lived to be 36 years old.
October 31, 2012 at 10:10 pm
oh sweet (all things holy that i will offend someone, b/c i’m on a roll today) really?! A gagillion more years of pill pushin’?
October 31, 2012 at 8:20 am
I use a custom made Kitty Krematorium myself. It reduces the Kitty-Karbon footprint.
October 31, 2012 at 8:23 pm
Kool. May I also suggest using recycled paper for sending Kondolence Kards?
October 31, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Do you need a Level 4 Catsket for a Level 4 cat?
October 31, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Dead cat, dig hole, cover with dirt. But then, my German Shepherd was cremated, put in the standard issue doggie urn, and buried in that. Who am I to say?
October 31, 2012 at 8:15 pm