I wonder how many people are reading this as ‘hummus time’ and trying to decide which is their favorite flavor? You’ve got yer garlic or roasted red pepper… or eggplant…. OH! or just plain original flavor.
In 6th grade I was in an after school program where we lip-synced “Ice, Ice Baby…” and did inappropriate gyrations to make it even better…
Now i know almost every word to that song. Some may ask, where did my life go wrong? Probably right then!
“anything less then the best is a felony.”
“If you’ve got a problem, yo! I’ll solve it, check out my hook while the DJ performs it.”
*All being read in the voice of Lady Grantham.
My Warlord Master kitty, Peeve is not impressed by the artist’s rendering. He pees on this dish then leaves a vole torso in it just to let you know he’s pissed…. and peeved… and old.
We have one who likes to leave the head. I like to imagine if cats had houses he’d have little mounted mouse heads in his, much like hunters with the deer,boar,etc. heads.
My cats also leave the head, and sometimes the stomach and liver. It’s kind of scary how accurate they are with their dissections.
The worst time was one early morning when I came out to the living room when it was still dark. I had socks on, and I stepped on something slightly crunchy. I hobbled to the light, looked at the bottom of my foot, and beheld the severed head of a mouse stuck to my sock as if it were bursting through my sole like an Alien. I had the willies for a week.
Considering the fact that I am an aspiring mycologist, this just makes me giddy! Children need to know the wonders of fungi and their mycelium that enable the decomposition of the cat.
I have a friend who is an archeologist specializing in animal remains. She buries carcasses in her compost pile to document how they break down in natural conditions.
You should get together and put on a show; bet it would be more popular than the circus!
In the past week we’ve had the visual equivalent to ‘Everybody Poops’ and now ‘Everybody Dies’. I hope I’m absent on ‘Everybody Loves Interspecies Erotica’ day.
Jeez, and people told me I was a bad Mom because my daughter thought (until she was about 5)that the ice-cream man was selling liver and onions.
The look on her face when she peeked out the front curtains and was able to discern the advertizing photos of various ice cream treats, and her comment of, “Heyyyyy…wait a minute…” still makes me laugh. A fucking awesome evil cackling laugh. Hell, I’m laughing now.
I had a classmate whose mother convinced her and her brother that vegetables were dessert. So she’d act excited and say “We’re having BROCCOLI tonight!” to the response of “Yaaaaaay!”
Then grandma came to visit from out of state. She told the kids that veggies were nasty and their mom was lying to them. I met her in her late 20s and she still had an aversion to veggies. I blame grandma.
My husband looked at this with what I thought was the appropriate mortified face for a few moments. And then he explained that the snails and the earthworms shouldn’t be there and the artist needs to do more research.
I love her crazy stuff. I have one of her “Fuck You” bird bowls and I eat my cereal out of it every morning. I’m weird, I guess but it makes me laugh. I figure if it makes me happy on a day when I have to get up and go to work, it’s a good thing to have around.
She’s a great seller. She included a free bird shot glass to go with my bowl. When I contacted her to let her know how much I loved my stuff, she responded and told me she loved her work and often laughed while she worked in her studio. Just a very nice person.
Any child who’s ever grown up in country learns early on that things die and decompose. I suppose we have to give the city kids a heads up as to why Muffin won’t play with her catnip mousie anymore.
October 29, 2012 at 4:04 pm
“break it down”
October 29, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Can’t touch this.
October 29, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Stop! Humus time!
October 29, 2012 at 4:27 pm
I wonder how many people are reading this as ‘hummus time’ and trying to decide which is their favorite flavor? You’ve got yer garlic or roasted red pepper… or eggplant…. OH! or just plain original flavor.
October 29, 2012 at 4:39 pm
October 29, 2012 at 4:44 pm
whoa… okay, you take your composting very seriously. humus, hummus, potato, poh-tatoe…. jeeeeeezzz louise.
October 29, 2012 at 5:07 pm
And yes, it is a game and baby…. I’m on FIRE!!!!
Actually, I don’t understand why such vile is coming out of the kitty’s mouth.
How can hummus bring a kitty to such mutha’ fucking trash talk?
October 29, 2012 at 10:53 pm
I think Fluffy there’s a bit upset over what’s happened to his homie, Tiger.
October 29, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Is a hammer supplied to hurry along the process of returning this to its component atoms? Because that would be nice to have.
October 29, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Stop, Hammer time.
October 29, 2012 at 4:22 pm
I did a dirty on you above. Sorry.
October 29, 2012 at 4:25 pm
You compostable bastard!
I know there is a pun in there, but i can’t see it at the moment.
October 29, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Someone should come up with something without decay!
October 29, 2012 at 5:18 pm
ta-da!
October 29, 2012 at 8:26 pm
the purrfect amount of decaydence
October 30, 2012 at 3:44 am
ta-da x 2
October 29, 2012 at 4:22 pm
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I didn’t make this, nor do I know how to fix it, but they spelled COLLABORATE wrong. It’s still funny and appropriate.
October 29, 2012 at 4:26 pm
With a “bonus” berate!
October 29, 2012 at 4:30 pm
They should be berated for not spell checking before posting.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; PP, we’ve all done it from time to time.
October 29, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Ice is back with a brand new invention. The spell check, yo.
October 29, 2012 at 4:51 pm
In 6th grade I was in an after school program where we lip-synced “Ice, Ice Baby…” and did inappropriate gyrations to make it even better…
Now i know almost every word to that song. Some may ask, where did my life go wrong? Probably right then!
October 29, 2012 at 4:55 pm
You mean your life got TOO COLD?!
October 29, 2012 at 5:00 pm
“anything less then the best is a felony.”
“If you’ve got a problem, yo! I’ll solve it, check out my hook while the DJ performs it.”
*All being read in the voice of Lady Grantham.
October 29, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Lady Grantham rocks the mic like a vandal!
October 29, 2012 at 5:18 pm
She sure does Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle, too.
October 29, 2012 at 4:13 pm
that other great tot title: “Everybody Croaks!”
October 29, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Is that by R.E.M?
October 29, 2012 at 7:43 pm
Or Dr. Seuss’s The Cat in the Compost.
October 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm
“Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur….
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty…. purrr, purrr”…. ERRRR?
*insert spinning record ceasing spinning sound here*
Let’s try this again,
“The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout.”
October 29, 2012 at 5:22 pm
It looks like Schrodinger’s cat was dead after all.
BAZINGA
October 29, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Yep, still disgustingly complementary with my SVU habit.
October 29, 2012 at 7:45 pm
and for the third time i have read your comments as “SUV”. Time for me to go to bed!
October 30, 2012 at 2:52 pm
.
Finn: “This case stinks.”
Munch: [looks at Finn...shakes head...walks away]
October 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm
I have just the spot for this kitty dish … right on top of my three-handled, moss-covered, family rotting skull of Uncle Ralph.
October 29, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Or how about “Eloise Visits the Body Farm?” or “Harry Potter and the Undertakers’ Workroom?”
October 29, 2012 at 4:19 pm
You know, I have been looking for that special centerpiece for my Thanksgiving buffet.
October 29, 2012 at 7:35 pm
Put that on the table and I bet you could get by with a lot less food.
October 29, 2012 at 4:20 pm
My Cat is fond of helping all the woodland animals in my neighborhood decompose.
October 29, 2012 at 4:36 pm
My Warlord Master kitty, Peeve is not impressed by the artist’s rendering. He pees on this dish then leaves a vole torso in it just to let you know he’s pissed…. and peeved… and old.
October 29, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Yours leaves the torso? Ours leaves the back half. I guess that half tastes like ass.
October 29, 2012 at 6:38 pm
We have one who likes to leave the head. I like to imagine if cats had houses he’d have little mounted mouse heads in his, much like hunters with the deer,boar,etc. heads.
October 30, 2012 at 9:19 am
My cats also leave the head, and sometimes the stomach and liver. It’s kind of scary how accurate they are with their dissections.
The worst time was one early morning when I came out to the living room when it was still dark. I had socks on, and I stepped on something slightly crunchy. I hobbled to the light, looked at the bottom of my foot, and beheld the severed head of a mouse stuck to my sock as if it were bursting through my sole like an Alien. I had the willies for a week.
October 30, 2012 at 12:42 pm
I wonder if thats where “i dont give a rats ass” comes from.
October 29, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Considering the fact that I am an aspiring mycologist, this just makes me giddy! Children need to know the wonders of fungi and their mycelium that enable the decomposition of the cat.
October 29, 2012 at 4:53 pm
It can be yours for today’s hurricane deal only, $270. I bet you could buy a lot of fungi with that.
October 29, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Too bad that I’m spending all of that money on college…
October 29, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Bummer! Like Winona Ryder says, “Reality Bites”.
-well that, and, “I’ll pay later!”
October 29, 2012 at 4:54 pm
http://infinityburialproject.com/mushroom
and they can do it in such an eco-friendly way too
October 29, 2012 at 5:03 pm
I have a friend who is an archeologist specializing in animal remains. She buries carcasses in her compost pile to document how they break down in natural conditions.
You should get together and put on a show; bet it would be more popular than the circus!
October 29, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Put that shit on little marionette strings and I am SOLD.
…no, sorry, even I’m going to have nightmares tonight now. HAPPY HALLOWEEN REGRETSY
October 29, 2012 at 4:51 pm
I’m thinking this would be perfect to store my ashes in. Then add the other figurines on top and it will make a lovely display.
October 29, 2012 at 5:01 pm
One of my cherished childhood memories is when the cat crawled under the house and died, and watching my Daddy haul it out on a shovel.
Oh, wait… I had nightmares for years.
Never mind.
October 29, 2012 at 5:25 pm
In the past week we’ve had the visual equivalent to ‘Everybody Poops’ and now ‘Everybody Dies’. I hope I’m absent on ‘Everybody Loves Interspecies Erotica’ day.
October 29, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Don’t forget ‘Everybody Takes Fuzzy Pics and Makes It to the Front Page’.
October 29, 2012 at 5:43 pm
‘Everybody Hurls’
October 29, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Jeez, and people told me I was a bad Mom because my daughter thought (until she was about 5)that the ice-cream man was selling liver and onions.
The look on her face when she peeked out the front curtains and was able to discern the advertizing photos of various ice cream treats, and her comment of, “Heyyyyy…wait a minute…” still makes me laugh. A fucking awesome evil cackling laugh. Hell, I’m laughing now.
Fuck. Good times. I’ve gotta get me one of these.
October 29, 2012 at 6:55 pm
I had a classmate whose mother convinced her and her brother that vegetables were dessert. So she’d act excited and say “We’re having BROCCOLI tonight!” to the response of “Yaaaaaay!”
Then grandma came to visit from out of state. She told the kids that veggies were nasty and their mom was lying to them. I met her in her late 20s and she still had an aversion to veggies. I blame grandma.
October 29, 2012 at 6:56 pm
To be honest, she seemed like she wished that it had never been ruined for her, but couldn’t get around the mental block.
*shrug*
October 30, 2012 at 10:06 am
Give her a little more time. I got over most of my aversion to veggies by the time I hit my forties. Still won’t eat lentils though.
October 29, 2012 at 6:31 pm
Fun fact of the day: Maggots feeding sounds *exactly* like a bowl of Rice Krispies after you add milk (to the cereal, not the maggots).
=====The More You Know!======*
October 29, 2012 at 6:32 pm
The maker of this product really seems to enjoy toying with taboos.
I’ve considered purchasing some pretty strange salt and pepper shaker sets for my collection but am not at all interested in this delightful set.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/65311373/human-centipede-salt-and-pepper-shaker
October 29, 2012 at 6:51 pm
I …must have IT!!!
October 29, 2012 at 7:19 pm
As a cat lover I should abhor this…BUT I DON’T, I LOVE IT!! Maybe it’s the mushrooms, the ones she’s selling, not…oh never mind…
October 29, 2012 at 7:24 pm
My husband looked at this with what I thought was the appropriate mortified face for a few moments. And then he explained that the snails and the earthworms shouldn’t be there and the artist needs to do more research.
I Married A Biologist, Episode 53.
October 30, 2012 at 6:16 am
Snails and earthworms might be in the vicinity. Eyewitnesses, just passing by.
October 30, 2012 at 9:50 am
They’ll be “invertebrates of interest” in the investigation.
October 29, 2012 at 7:32 pm
I love her crazy stuff. I have one of her “Fuck You” bird bowls and I eat my cereal out of it every morning. I’m weird, I guess but it makes me laugh. I figure if it makes me happy on a day when I have to get up and go to work, it’s a good thing to have around.
October 29, 2012 at 8:51 pm
You’re right, she has some great stuff!
October 29, 2012 at 11:20 pm
Potsdamelf is One of Us! She’s in the Regretsy book!
October 30, 2012 at 9:40 am
She’s a great seller. She included a free bird shot glass to go with my bowl. When I contacted her to let her know how much I loved my stuff, she responded and told me she loved her work and often laughed while she worked in her studio. Just a very nice person.
October 29, 2012 at 7:32 pm
I just had Chinese food and NOW you tell me it’s not rice?
October 29, 2012 at 7:52 pm
Finally! My worms and fungi have been getting out of hand. How did this seller know that I needed a place to keep them?
October 29, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Any child who’s ever grown up in country learns early on that things die and decompose. I suppose we have to give the city kids a heads up as to why Muffin won’t play with her catnip mousie anymore.
October 29, 2012 at 11:37 pm
The only problem I see with this is, who the fuck would spend $270 to buy a child something breakable? Other than that everthing seems copasetic!
October 29, 2012 at 11:39 pm
…Aside from my spelling of *everything*. We can’t all be winners.
October 30, 2012 at 6:17 am
…And “copacetic”. Never mind.
October 30, 2012 at 10:48 am
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October 30, 2012 at 5:46 am
I saw this post and all I could think of was this cartoon.
October 30, 2012 at 5:47 am
http://youtu.be/Bt0KUz4Yg-Y?t=34s
October 30, 2012 at 3:57 pm
I teach elementary school so I kind of love this. They have to learn about decomposers, so that means I can scar them as much as I want, right?
This makes me think of a new game: Pin the shroom on the corpse.