Nothing says “badass” like a Keebler Elf strapped to your face.
Hey, if I wanted my nose up someone’s ass as a Halloween costume, I’d go as Paul Ryan.
You sir win 1000 internets for that
50 Shades of sculpting resin.
with fingerprints on them. Undoubtedly sticky fingerprints.
I never want to run into a “sever” master. Ever. Severe masters are bad enough.
Yeah, I just logged in to say I hoped that was a typo. -_-;;
I’m not entirely knowledgeable of the BDSM lifestyle, but I, too, was hoping it was supposed to be severe…
It better not be “server master”. Those tech support guys are really getting above themselves as it is.
I thought that was the other name for the sysadmin?
That’s how I read it the first time and wondered why IT people would look particularly good in it. It didn’t seem a natural with khakis and golf shirts.
A sever master could be handy in the kitchen – I’d love to have someone to chop all the veggies.
Beware of Elfin Farts. They are notoriously smelly.
Actually a fairy but we won’t split hairs over mythical creatures
Indeed. We’re talking about making a candle scented of said.
But glittery (or is that Butt glittery?)
Could anyone ever respect a dom that wore something like this?
‘Check me out, I’m so hardcore I have a tiny woman strapped to the front of my face. Ooooh yeah!’
Only the hardcorest of hardcore hardcores can pull something like this off and maintain their reputation, that’s for sure.
And even they may just bust out laughing hysterically if they catch sight of themselves in the mirror.
but, but, it SAYS that it looks great on anyone!
“You know, it really ruins the mood when you call her ‘fun-size’!” *walks away dejectedly, whip trailing behind*
Why an elf? Is there some sort of elfin fetish merging with bdsm these days?
Yes, there’s a whole subculture of elvin bondage….
Well, that’s put me off cookies…
You didn’t think that all those elves WANTED to stay in the tree making cookies 7 days a week did you?
“The picture doesn’t do it justice”
1. Well this picture is all I have to make my purchase decision so there’s that
2. Maybe the picture is doing it justice and you can’t accept the train wreck u created
3. True justice for this piece would be an acetylene torch
I think that I just heard A Million Moms scream!
“…Three rings for the Elven Kings under this guy…”
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Just a little tip from those of us who know such things:
Post-pubescent elves have breasts. Or at the very least, nipples.
And knees, actually, while we’re on the subject.
Hence my theory that she is actually an East European gymnast. I blame the pointy ears on Chernobyl. That is at least a 15.0 finish on the Floor Routine.
You know a great deal about elven anatomy, Mistletoe.
Learned it while getting my doctorate in mythobiology.
I just thought the elf was face-down, like those Halloween decorations where it looks like a witch few into a tree while going really fast.
I’m thinking a belly button also might have been a good idea.
the eye holes look sharp, added plus.
They say it’s lined with felt “for comfort” so perhaps that’s the raggedy edge of the trimmed felt.
Unless of course it’s sharp felt. That’s hardcore!
I really hope the drippy glue around that bottom is only that & not meant to be . . . Something else . . .
I thought it was a maxi pad, unadvisable to wear with a harness.
Hey! It’s lovingly handcrafted!
And going to need a double hip replacement when she wakes up.
I admit, I was skeptical when the listing said it looks great on ANYONE. So I did an experiment to see if it was true.
What do you know! Color me convinced!
Now it’s like she’s a cheerleader.
“Gimme a ‘C’! Gimme an ‘F’! Gimme a ’4′ and an ‘L’!
Regretsy! Regretsy! Go give ‘em hell!”
Looks frighteningly natural on Betty White.
Somebody hold me…
Betty White makes it look natural and classy. Further proof of her awesomeness!
oi! Was that you or the elf?
You a fucking genius!
I fell off the couch when I saw these!!!!!!!!
I see what you did there! Mask within a mask within a mask…
Fixed that for him.
A fetish for what? Bad sculpture?
I like the special tough at the Elf’s crotch. There’s a glob of glue that’s very jizz-like. And, I was surprised. I assumed Elf jizz would be glittery.
Ugh! I thought possibly she has a yeast infection! Plus, anyone else think that’s her back and her head has twisted right round?
And chocolate for the fudge stripe cookies
That elf lass has really let herself go. Along with her hair.
Who knew Stretch Armstrong was an elf?
When I saw the title about the Deluxe Graham, I initially thought the entire mask was made out of/dipped in dark chocolate, and now I can’t unsee it.
…Plus now I’m like 3% aroused, AND I want cookies. DAMN YOU KINKY ELF MASK
I too thought Keebler Fudge Stripe cookies. I will never look at those yummy morsels the same again.
The Regretsy diet making you sick of your favorite treatS SINCE 2009
Doesn’t ANYTHING have a face on it anymore!!!?!?? *sob*
I’m getting faced.
Eye nose what you’re saying.
Maybe it’s a BDSM mindfuck. You’re punished every time you giggle at him.
I’d take a lot of punishment for the joy of laughing at someone wearing that.
If my boyfriend came out wearing this, I’d just preemptively use my safeword. Otherwise I don’t think I’d be able to sit down for like a week.
Now we know how Santa keeps his elves in line.
I think Zelda’s getting herself captured by Ganon on purpose now…
If my boyfriend wore this, I would piss myself laughing, which is something neither of us are into, so I think I’ll pass. It also kind of looks like it was “sculpted” by a fifth-grader, which raises all kinds of disturbing questions.
“This mask would look great on anyone dressing up as a dominant, submissive, or into fetish.”
Ooookay. Setting aside the fact that the female-ness of the main figure isn’t recognizable at all:
-The concept of the mask kinda works on someone who wants to tie a woman up – it advertises “I like to tie up women.” For everyone else, it’s just totally nonsensical. So it’s not really for “anyone dressing up as dominant or submissive.” It’s for straight men and lesbians dressing up as dominant.
-I wonder what “fetish” the artist thinks this is appropriate for? Do they think foot fetishists wear masks? Maybe balloon fetishists? Lactation fetishists? Maybe they meant “anyone into fetishwear,” but that generally means leather, spandex, latex or PVC – not polymer clay.
It just really bugs me when people try to market something to the kink community when their knowledge of said community comes entirely from CSI reruns and vampire movies.
…or Wallace & Gromit
“Beautifully hand sculpted”?
Because the package says SCULPEY on it, does not, ipso facto, meant that the results of using your hands on it, will be BEAUTIFUL HAND SCULPTURE.
yes, fimo fetish. says: squish me into a weird position and heat me up for 20 minutes.
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