Lets go back to the mermaid.
Is that Zuckerberg?
My wife has one just like it – she wears when I get a cold. The healing properties of the dress and the contents are astounding.
Does it balance the bajingo’s natural humors?
That would be handy – there’s nothing funny about an unbalanced bajingo.
You had me at “cough drop merkin.”
i wish i could thumbs-up this one like forty times.
All I can think about is her hair getting stuck to the cough drops.
Douche chills, seriously…..I’m concerned now.
I came by to say “all I can think about is her hair getting stuck to those lollipops” or to check on who else said that. I salute you. I’d say “great minds think alike” if that’s what I had.
I don’t care how sparkly and crunchy looking it is, red patches must never be a feature in the crotch area.
GLITTER SHITTER, MOFO!
Well, maybe a design for her wedding dress.
That’s what she wore post-delivery, to celebrate her wombynhood.
There’s some kind of vapor action going on there, all right, but where’s the paper bag?
Also, love the workmanship on the bottom hem.
gee, what bottom hem? it blends sooo well with her skin.
The hem is just lovely?!
Also, I want to know how they covered her butt crack???
No, I don’t think you do.
What is odd to me is that this http://www.etsy.com/listing/111711580/enchanted-sexy-cinderella-baby-blue is half the price by the same seller. It’s not really my taste, but it looked like it took effort. And needle-threading.
The neckline is lovely as well.
But will it help with the swelling and congestion? I need relief!
This has definitely decreased my swelling, but it did nothing for my congestion.
Try Smith Hos
Bros before Hos.
So the dots are reflective to show up against (car) headlights?
Sooo…a dress that you can’t wear panties with…that is also transparent in the back and made of highly porous material.
I’d be all, “Don’t sit on my nice furniture, please.”
What’s a little snail trail amongst friends?
That merkin has me smirkin.
Vajazzling is supposed to go on under the dress, isn’t it?
When you’re this good* at it, you want EVERYBODY to see!
*For some unspecified but low value of “good”.
“Pardon me, miss. I have a tickle in my throat. May I suck on one of your lozenges?”
For some reason the “dress” model looks to me like like Elvira without makeup.
I’ve seen Elvira without makeup. Actually looks better than that, a hot strawberry blonde soccer mom.
Lick ‘em and stick ‘em!
Now I want to try this…
You forgot to add “Spanx” to the equation
Since I can’t think of anything witty, I’ll just say that it looks like her Aliens was reproduced out of her lower intestines. It’s not even shaped in an attractive way, it’s a flipping square! The whole damn things a mess. And I have a sore throat and this craptrap has put me off of wanting a cough drop.
I gave you a thumbs up for using “claptrap” in a sentence.
Is it just me or are those red whatevers too high? The ones on the chest just make me think her implants are too high, and the ones at the bottom make me wonder about her no-no zone. Has that been implanted and lifted too?
The other thing this makes me think is – thrush. All that nylon.
That and a constant shock hazard from static electricity.
Willy Wonka “brings sexy back” with his new line of women’s clothing…
This getup is an everlasting job-stopper.
Perfect outfit for a Red Tent Event
It might be because I’m a little bit drunk, but my honest-to-God first impression was, “How did Snooki lose the baby weight so fast?” and my follow-up thought was, “…And why is she wearing Ricolas?”
Seaweed wrap is passe. The hot new baby-weight-losing trend on the Shore is the lozenge wrap. The vapour action just melts the fat off.
This is one time Etsy clothing would look better on a womanikin
The nude color is better match for manikin color and manikins don’t have a vajj so it won’t give the illusion of vaginal cold sores
The models hair and skin color are very Jersey Shore while the “nude” fabric is more Downton Abby pale
She could go by “DownTown Abby”.
That dress needs a Brazilian.
Damn- Normally Regretsy is number 3 on my wake up site checks before it gets saucy! *cough*
Wait… I dont need to cough all bases are covered.
This. This is what I’ve been missing.
A dress that I can also use to cover my face in case I need to rob someone. The cheap plastic hearts are just a bonus.
Why do I have a feeling that this is what a stripper would wear to a Red Tent party?
When else could you wear this thing? Maybe I’ve been on regretsy for too long, but the crappy sewing and glued-on plastic hearts bother me more than the concept. One rowdy night and those things are falling off faster than the model’s fake eyelashes.
Also, it sort of matches that hideous iPhone 5 case with all the gems and pizza and shit on it.
Hi. Straight Guy here.
I would have used Swedish Fish.
Eh, I like it. But then again, the last two things on Regretsy I liked were a blackface painting of Mitt Romney and a sheep fetus. So.
I love how she lifts her leg so YOU CAN’T SEE THE FUCKING DRESS.
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Maybe she’s a trap and that’s not all she’s hiding..
Transgender people are not “traps”. Trying to live as the gender we are is not just some sneaky conspiracy to trap cissexual people into sleeping with us, so kindly take the word trap and shove it up your biscuit hole sideways.
Genuine apols, I DIDNT mean to cause offence. I guess thoughtlessness is no excuse but I didn’t mean to diss you.
Thumbs up for the use of “biscuit hole”. Also for being brave and awesome, but mostly for “biscuit hole”.
Even though I sometimes find it mildly cute to be called a trap, the idea of a TG person surprising a potential mate and then raping them (which is what “trap” implies) is pretty ridiculous.
Although for some people, I suspect the “trap” is simply that they don’t understand why they’re so turned on.
I see alot of wardrobe malfunctions happening on this dress, don’t lift your arm to hail a taxi!
Oh yeah, honey, you hail the taxi. You reach up to the highest shelf to get the vodka. You pick that napkin off the floor.
There should be an anatomy requirement to become an etsy seller.
OK…so…with this dress….
You HAVE to have certain measurements or else it’s just not gonna work at all.
You CAN’T raise your arms, or do anything physically active, or anything at all that could possibly disarrange the dress…
And you have to be triple careful of not snagging it on a nail, or your fingernails, or the chair, or anything else…
So really, all you can do in this dress is stand still and bathe in the cherry menthol vapors. Yeah, that’s appealing.
So, is THIS “business casual”? I can never figure that out…
I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t wear it after Labor Day.
Only if you work in a combination brothel and flu clinic.
There, I fixed it
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