I came by to say “all I can think about is her hair getting stuck to those lollipops” or to check on who else said that. I salute you. I’d say “great minds think alike” if that’s what I had.
Since I can’t think of anything witty, I’ll just say that it looks like her Aliens was reproduced out of her lower intestines. It’s not even shaped in an attractive way, it’s a flipping square! The whole damn things a mess. And I have a sore throat and this craptrap has put me off of wanting a cough drop.
Is it just me or are those red whatevers too high? The ones on the chest just make me think her implants are too high, and the ones at the bottom make me wonder about her no-no zone. Has that been implanted and lifted too?
The other thing this makes me think is – thrush. All that nylon.
It might be because I’m a little bit drunk, but my honest-to-God first impression was, “How did Snooki lose the baby weight so fast?” and my follow-up thought was, “…And why is she wearing Ricolas?”
This is one time Etsy clothing would look better on a womanikin
The nude color is better match for manikin color and manikins don’t have a vajj so it won’t give the illusion of vaginal cold sores
The models hair and skin color are very Jersey Shore while the “nude” fabric is more Downton Abby pale
This. This is what I’ve been missing.
A dress that I can also use to cover my face in case I need to rob someone. The cheap plastic hearts are just a bonus.
Why do I have a feeling that this is what a stripper would wear to a Red Tent party?
When else could you wear this thing? Maybe I’ve been on regretsy for too long, but the crappy sewing and glued-on plastic hearts bother me more than the concept. One rowdy night and those things are falling off faster than the model’s fake eyelashes.
Also, it sort of matches that hideous iPhone 5 case with all the gems and pizza and shit on it.
Transgender people are not “traps”. Trying to live as the gender we are is not just some sneaky conspiracy to trap cissexual people into sleeping with us, so kindly take the word trap and shove it up your biscuit hole sideways.
Even though I sometimes find it mildly cute to be called a trap, the idea of a TG person surprising a potential mate and then raping them (which is what “trap” implies) is pretty ridiculous.
Although for some people, I suspect the “trap” is simply that they don’t understand why they’re so turned on.
October 26, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Lets go back to the mermaid.
*cough*
October 26, 2012 at 4:51 pm
October 26, 2012 at 11:20 pm
Is that Zuckerberg?
October 26, 2012 at 4:06 pm
My wife has one just like it – she wears when I get a cold. The healing properties of the dress and the contents are astounding.
October 26, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Does it balance the bajingo’s natural humors?
October 26, 2012 at 4:18 pm
That would be handy – there’s nothing funny about an unbalanced bajingo.
October 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm
You had me at “cough drop merkin.”
October 26, 2012 at 8:38 pm
i wish i could thumbs-up this one like forty times.
October 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm
All I can think about is her hair getting stuck to the cough drops.
October 27, 2012 at 4:30 am
Douche chills, seriously…..I’m concerned now.
October 27, 2012 at 6:31 pm
I came by to say “all I can think about is her hair getting stuck to those lollipops” or to check on who else said that. I salute you. I’d say “great minds think alike” if that’s what I had.
October 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm
I’m suppressed.
October 26, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I don’t care how sparkly and crunchy looking it is, red patches must never be a feature in the crotch area.
October 27, 2012 at 8:01 am
GLITTER SHITTER, MOFO!
October 26, 2012 at 4:12 pm
…
Snookie?
October 27, 2012 at 3:37 am
Well, maybe a design for her wedding dress.
October 27, 2012 at 4:31 am
That’s what she wore post-delivery, to celebrate her wombynhood.
October 26, 2012 at 4:16 pm
There’s some kind of vapor action going on there, all right, but where’s the paper bag?
Also, love the workmanship on the bottom hem.
October 26, 2012 at 4:29 pm
gee, what bottom hem? it blends sooo well with her skin.
October 26, 2012 at 5:04 pm
The hem is just lovely?!
Also, I want to know how they covered her butt crack???
October 27, 2012 at 4:46 am
No, I don’t think you do.
October 27, 2012 at 9:18 am
What is odd to me is that this http://www.etsy.com/listing/111711580/enchanted-sexy-cinderella-baby-blue is half the price by the same seller. It’s not really my taste, but it looked like it took effort. And needle-threading.
October 27, 2012 at 10:20 am
The neckline is lovely as well.
October 26, 2012 at 4:17 pm
But will it help with the swelling and congestion? I need relief!
October 26, 2012 at 4:20 pm
This has definitely decreased my swelling, but it did nothing for my congestion.
October 26, 2012 at 4:17 pm
Smith Bros?
Try Smith Hos
October 26, 2012 at 9:42 pm
Bros before Hos.
October 27, 2012 at 3:40 am
So the dots are reflective to show up against (car) headlights?
October 27, 2012 at 6:53 am
Maybe Lewdens?
October 26, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Sooo…a dress that you can’t wear panties with…that is also transparent in the back and made of highly porous material.
I’d be all, “Don’t sit on my nice furniture, please.”
October 27, 2012 at 4:47 am
What’s a little snail trail amongst friends?
October 26, 2012 at 4:49 pm
That merkin has me smirkin.
October 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm
Vajazzling is supposed to go on under the dress, isn’t it?
October 27, 2012 at 4:34 am
When you’re this good* at it, you want EVERYBODY to see!
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*For some unspecified but low value of “good”.
October 26, 2012 at 4:57 pm
“Pardon me, miss. I have a tickle in my throat. May I suck on one of your lozenges?”
October 26, 2012 at 4:58 pm
For some reason the “dress” model looks to me like like Elvira without makeup.
October 27, 2012 at 6:47 am
I’ve seen Elvira without makeup. Actually looks better than that, a hot strawberry blonde soccer mom.
October 26, 2012 at 4:59 pm
Lick ‘em and stick ‘em!
October 26, 2012 at 5:36 pm
October 27, 2012 at 4:35 am
Now I want to try this…
October 26, 2012 at 5:03 pm
You forgot to add “Spanx” to the equation
October 26, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Since I can’t think of anything witty, I’ll just say that it looks like her Aliens was reproduced out of her lower intestines. It’s not even shaped in an attractive way, it’s a flipping square! The whole damn things a mess. And I have a sore throat and this craptrap has put me off of wanting a cough drop.
October 27, 2012 at 10:23 am
I gave you a thumbs up for using “claptrap” in a sentence.
October 26, 2012 at 7:55 pm
Is it just me or are those red whatevers too high? The ones on the chest just make me think her implants are too high, and the ones at the bottom make me wonder about her no-no zone. Has that been implanted and lifted too?
The other thing this makes me think is – thrush. All that nylon.
October 27, 2012 at 3:42 am
That and a constant shock hazard from static electricity.
October 26, 2012 at 8:11 pm
Willy Wonka “brings sexy back” with his new line of women’s clothing…
October 26, 2012 at 11:22 pm
This getup is an everlasting job-stopper.
October 26, 2012 at 8:27 pm
Perfect outfit for a Red Tent Event
October 26, 2012 at 8:58 pm
It might be because I’m a little bit drunk, but my honest-to-God first impression was, “How did Snooki lose the baby weight so fast?” and my follow-up thought was, “…And why is she wearing Ricolas?”
October 27, 2012 at 6:36 pm
Seaweed wrap is passe. The hot new baby-weight-losing trend on the Shore is the lozenge wrap. The vapour action just melts the fat off.
October 26, 2012 at 8:59 pm
This is one time Etsy clothing would look better on a womanikin
The nude color is better match for manikin color and manikins don’t have a vajj so it won’t give the illusion of vaginal cold sores
The models hair and skin color are very Jersey Shore while the “nude” fabric is more Downton Abby pale
October 27, 2012 at 6:55 am
She could go by “DownTown Abby”.
October 28, 2012 at 5:00 am
Downmarket Abbey.
October 26, 2012 at 9:32 pm
That dress needs a Brazilian.
October 26, 2012 at 9:55 pm
Damn- Normally Regretsy is number 3 on my wake up site checks before it gets saucy! *cough*
Wait… I dont need to cough all bases are covered.
October 26, 2012 at 10:11 pm
This. This is what I’ve been missing.
A dress that I can also use to cover my face in case I need to rob someone. The cheap plastic hearts are just a bonus.
October 26, 2012 at 10:27 pm
Why do I have a feeling that this is what a stripper would wear to a Red Tent party?
When else could you wear this thing? Maybe I’ve been on regretsy for too long, but the crappy sewing and glued-on plastic hearts bother me more than the concept. One rowdy night and those things are falling off faster than the model’s fake eyelashes.
Also, it sort of matches that hideous iPhone 5 case with all the gems and pizza and shit on it.
October 26, 2012 at 11:30 pm
Hi. Straight Guy here.
Fabric? Why?
I would have used Swedish Fish.
October 27, 2012 at 12:37 am
Eh, I like it. But then again, the last two things on Regretsy I liked were a blackface painting of Mitt Romney and a sheep fetus. So.
October 27, 2012 at 1:48 am
I love how she lifts her leg so YOU CAN’T SEE THE FUCKING DRESS.
October 27, 2012 at 10:10 am
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October 27, 2012 at 11:16 am
Transgender people are not “traps”. Trying to live as the gender we are is not just some sneaky conspiracy to trap cissexual people into sleeping with us, so kindly take the word trap and shove it up your biscuit hole sideways.
October 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Thank you.
October 27, 2012 at 12:13 pm
Genuine apols, I DIDNT mean to cause offence. I guess thoughtlessness is no excuse but I didn’t mean to diss you.
October 27, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Thanks.
October 27, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Thumbs up for the use of “biscuit hole”. Also for being brave and awesome, but mostly for “biscuit hole”.
October 28, 2012 at 8:51 am
Even though I sometimes find it mildly cute to be called a trap, the idea of a TG person surprising a potential mate and then raping them (which is what “trap” implies) is pretty ridiculous.
Although for some people, I suspect the “trap” is simply that they don’t understand why they’re so turned on.
October 27, 2012 at 3:53 am
I see alot of wardrobe malfunctions happening on this dress, don’t lift your arm to hail a taxi!
October 27, 2012 at 6:49 am
Oh yeah, honey, you hail the taxi. You reach up to the highest shelf to get the vodka. You pick that napkin off the floor.
October 27, 2012 at 4:51 am
There should be an anatomy requirement to become an etsy seller.
October 27, 2012 at 6:52 am
OK…so…with this dress….
You HAVE to have certain measurements or else it’s just not gonna work at all.
You CAN’T raise your arms, or do anything physically active, or anything at all that could possibly disarrange the dress…
And you have to be triple careful of not snagging it on a nail, or your fingernails, or the chair, or anything else…
So really, all you can do in this dress is stand still and bathe in the cherry menthol vapors. Yeah, that’s appealing.
October 27, 2012 at 10:33 am
So, is THIS “business casual”? I can never figure that out…
October 27, 2012 at 11:25 am
I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t wear it after Labor Day.
October 27, 2012 at 11:46 am
Only if you work in a combination brothel and flu clinic.
October 27, 2012 at 12:50 pm
There, I fixed it