I am guessing here but…reseller? Also does ebay? Too lazy or too poor a grasp of English to change the listing between sites? Don’t mind me. I am just a cynical wench. And a fat jealous loser.
Looking at the other pics for this listing, I find myself thinking “a rolling stone gathers no moss.” How do you apply this to boobs? She needs to find a way to apply this to her boobs!
THere’s nothing like having a large, sad sparkle turd hanging off of your ass. There are plenty of perfectly nice mermaid costumes out there. This looks like a sixth grader’s attempt at abstract sculpture, complete with sparkly shit and anatomical incorrectness.
“Irridesent” is an obvious misspelling of the word “irridecent”, which as we all know means “something that is somewhat decent, but totally irritating at the same time”.
I don’t believe she is a reseller. They are both HER listings. While I am not fond of it, it does appear to be handmade and well crafted. This is a case when that great idea you had doesn’t turn out as cool as you thought.
BELLY DANCE???? What belly dancer in her right mind would EVER wear this?? Seriously – can you imagine that big log of green turd swaying behind a belly dancer???
It’s not long enough to clean the floor – only 30+ inches. But your ankles would either be really shiny or if you were in the sun, potentially on fire.
The first picture looks like a scene from that SciFi classic, “Day of the Ass-Grabbing Triffids” when the mutant plants burst out from underground in search of booty.
I am mostly confused by the discrepancies of the photos for her listings. Some are set against a backdrop, some are on mannequins, some are being modeled and shot by pro photographers. And then there is this, …squatting in the backyard.
October 26, 2012 at 10:02 am
Etsy has auctions now??? Cool! 8-D
October 26, 2012 at 10:09 am
I am guessing here but…reseller? Also does ebay? Too lazy or too poor a grasp of English to change the listing between sites? Don’t mind me. I am just a cynical wench. And a fat jealous loser.
October 27, 2012 at 2:15 pm
My guess is she’s talking about the way the title is written. Looks very much like an ebay posting.
October 26, 2012 at 10:05 am
Looking at the other pics for this listing, I find myself thinking “a rolling stone gathers no moss.” How do you apply this to boobs? She needs to find a way to apply this to her boobs!
October 26, 2012 at 10:15 am
she did put it on her boobs, in the other pictures!
October 26, 2012 at 10:43 am
October 26, 2012 at 10:16 am
look at the other pictures! All i have to say about the last one is….
“raise your hands… raise your hands if you’re SURE.”
October 26, 2012 at 10:05 am
ooh weee! If it’s sparkly lime green and it’s shooting out of your ass, it’s time to put the damn glue gun and glitter down.
October 26, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Mermaid Tampon
October 26, 2012 at 5:23 pm
Looks more like mermaid buttplug.
October 26, 2012 at 10:29 pm
THere’s nothing like having a large, sad sparkle turd hanging off of your ass. There are plenty of perfectly nice mermaid costumes out there. This looks like a sixth grader’s attempt at abstract sculpture, complete with sparkly shit and anatomical incorrectness.
October 26, 2012 at 10:06 am
But is it steampunk?
October 26, 2012 at 10:11 am
no clock parts ergo… not steampunk.
October 26, 2012 at 10:13 am
not sure how that is spelled? air-go, errgo… i dunno
October 26, 2012 at 10:17 am
it’s Ergo; unless you are tripping on bad rye bread: then it’s Ergot.
October 26, 2012 at 10:25 am
thanks!
October 26, 2012 at 11:18 am
Ergot…maybe that’s what happened to the person who made this…?
October 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm
I think it’s steamed broccoli, punk.
October 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Oh, that’s good!
October 26, 2012 at 9:41 pm
Agree. On the plus side the brockini top reminded me of what I needed to add to my shopping list.
October 26, 2012 at 10:06 am
Dress? It’s a long top, not a dress. Or does she just have it hiked up to show us her naked ass?
October 26, 2012 at 11:04 am
Can you believe I hadn’t noticed? Is this the definition of blasé?
October 26, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Since when did lingerie become a “dress”?
October 26, 2012 at 2:05 pm
Since firemen, pumpkins, skeletons, army officers, raggedy ann, etc etc etc all had to become “sexy”
October 26, 2012 at 5:29 pm
Hey now, I think we can all agree firemen have always been sexy.
October 27, 2012 at 4:28 am
GOOD POINT!
October 26, 2012 at 10:09 am
Is she so fabulous she craps glitter?
October 26, 2012 at 10:26 am
I think Glitter Shitter needs to be a new pejorative term used on this website.
October 26, 2012 at 10:09 am
That’s an extremely intense Demon Possesion.
October 26, 2012 at 10:10 am
Why is she facing a wall? Did she get put in “time-out” for wearing that ridiculous thing?
October 26, 2012 at 10:31 am
I think it’s a still from the episode of COPS: Atlantica when Ariel got pulled over for a DUI.
October 26, 2012 at 12:58 pm
Diving Under the Influence can lead to shipwrecks!
October 26, 2012 at 1:12 pm
this mermaid really needs to clean the barnacles off her butt.
October 26, 2012 at 11:59 am
Lord Stucco…my liege!
October 26, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Lettuce now pray.
October 27, 2012 at 6:24 am
What a cheesy pun!
October 26, 2012 at 9:41 pm
SHAME.
October 27, 2012 at 4:00 am
It’s perfect for inspecting paint and stucco.
October 27, 2012 at 6:38 pm
The Blair Witch hates mermaids.
October 26, 2012 at 10:12 am
Are the peeking butt cheeks part of the costume or do i have to provide my own?
October 26, 2012 at 2:07 pm
You can change the size of the smell when you provide your own.
October 26, 2012 at 2:35 pm
I like that. Now to choose, a toot or a honker?
October 26, 2012 at 10:14 am
“Irridesent” is an obvious misspelling of the word “irridecent”, which as we all know means “something that is somewhat decent, but totally irritating at the same time”.
October 26, 2012 at 10:19 am
Lettuce Leaf?
October 26, 2012 at 1:52 pm
King Bumi!
October 26, 2012 at 10:22 am
Yep, eBay reseller – Shame on you intranetgirl, for more than one reason
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sexy-Burning-Hot-MERMAID-Fishtail-COSTUME-DRESS-NEW-S-M-/170911856896?nma=true&si=mlrcre56W3pVySMu91egi%2FJG3oQ%3D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557
October 26, 2012 at 1:11 pm
I don’t believe she is a reseller. They are both HER listings. While I am not fond of it, it does appear to be handmade and well crafted. This is a case when that great idea you had doesn’t turn out as cool as you thought.
October 26, 2012 at 2:09 pm
BELLY DANCE???? What belly dancer in her right mind would EVER wear this?? Seriously – can you imagine that big log of green turd swaying behind a belly dancer???
October 26, 2012 at 10:23 am
she’s in Vegas!! The rest of the shop is actually rather rockin’. If i were a showgirl i’d be peacocking the crap out of this lady’s shop!
October 26, 2012 at 10:24 am
And now i have the the song, “If I were a showgirl…” from Fiddler on the Roof bouncing around in my head.
October 26, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Here is a suggestion for my peacock dreams, from her shop.
October 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm
i just really was trying to figure out the picture putting up part. sort of anti-climactic.
October 26, 2012 at 10:24 am
I would imagine that after about 5 minutes of walking around with that thing dragging behind you, the underside would look like a used Swiffer.
October 26, 2012 at 10:28 am
But your floors would be so clean! Better than putting chamois on the dog’s paws, for sure.
October 26, 2012 at 11:40 am
But is it better than the dusting onesie for baby? (yes this one IS safe for work)
http://www.talesofinterest.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/baby.jpg
Though how you’d get these on my cat? (and so is this one)
http://www.talesofinterest.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/duster-slippers.jpg
October 26, 2012 at 2:10 pm
I know I’m clumsy enough I’d step on this and hurt myself somehow…
October 26, 2012 at 3:58 pm
It’s not long enough to clean the floor – only 30+ inches. But your ankles would either be really shiny or if you were in the sun, potentially on fire.
October 27, 2012 at 3:46 am
You have no idea how much junk I have on my floor.
October 26, 2012 at 10:32 am
It looks like the Green Man is vomiting out of her ass.
October 26, 2012 at 10:36 am
Someone needs to learn when to back off the wasabi.
October 26, 2012 at 10:42 am
I think it’s what happened the day after she enjoyed the “Seven Continents of Flavor” buffet at Bellagio.
October 26, 2012 at 11:03 am
Or maybe after being a test subject for White Castle’s new veggie slider.
October 26, 2012 at 11:11 am
Oh it slides, alright…
October 26, 2012 at 11:15 am
Like spit through a trumpet!
October 26, 2012 at 11:22 am
Like shit through a peacock.
October 26, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Like Koch money through a super pac!
October 26, 2012 at 10:44 am
The only fish I ever saw with a tail like that was caught off Three-Mile Island.
October 26, 2012 at 10:49 am
Aw, man, don’t you hate it when you sit in eight pounds of gum?
October 26, 2012 at 11:35 am
I like it, this post.
October 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm
More and more each day, Jamie regrets that time he and Adam wore masks of each other.
October 26, 2012 at 10:51 am
Why is she facing a concrete wall?
October 26, 2012 at 7:13 pm
Because she doesn’t want anyone who knows her to see what she’s been reduced to?
October 26, 2012 at 10:56 am
Someone has been sitting in the Etsy compost pile again. It’s Etsy compost so that is why there’s glitter.
October 26, 2012 at 11:15 am
Up against the wall, mermaidfuckah!
October 26, 2012 at 11:25 am
Spread ‘em! Or, err…move your tail to the side, I guess, or…uhhh…the police academy didn’t really prepare me for this. Have a nice day, fish lady.
October 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm
“Let ‘er go, boys. But put a tail on ‘er.”
“You mean another tale, Sarge”
…
*BANG*
October 26, 2012 at 1:51 pm
I don’t think that tail is to scale.
October 26, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Also? The wall pose concerns me less than her standing on what appears to be a half-open bag of pea gravel.
October 26, 2012 at 3:04 pm
The first picture looks like a scene from that SciFi classic, “Day of the Ass-Grabbing Triffids” when the mutant plants burst out from underground in search of booty.
October 26, 2012 at 3:35 pm
Ugh. I have read scores of comments from people who have regretted looking at the photos on this site at meal time.
WHY DIDN’T I LISTEN?!?
[hurk!]
October 26, 2012 at 4:37 pm
She’s pooing fabric! /Heidi Klum
October 26, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Does it have a butt plug option? Because then I’d totally buy it.
October 26, 2012 at 6:51 pm
Jeez that doesn’t even look like a mermaid. It looks like underwear with a bit of a party decoration sewn to it. This is so sad, it’s sad.
October 26, 2012 at 9:46 pm
She has a set of owl bra and pantries. Someone needs to call that woman who wants owls to watch her sleep.
October 27, 2012 at 4:31 am
Good idea! You might be able to claim a couple of “museli bars” as a finder’s fee.
October 26, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Be the first on your block to attend the Halloween party dressed as a human salad shooter.
As for the burning, I hear that they have creams for that.
October 27, 2012 at 1:16 pm
I am mostly confused by the discrepancies of the photos for her listings. Some are set against a backdrop, some are on mannequins, some are being modeled and shot by pro photographers. And then there is this, …squatting in the backyard.