Oh, it’s burning all right. Maybe you should stay away from the salad bar.
Etsy has auctions now??? Cool! 8-D
I am guessing here but…reseller? Also does ebay? Too lazy or too poor a grasp of English to change the listing between sites? Don’t mind me. I am just a cynical wench. And a fat jealous loser.
My guess is she’s talking about the way the title is written. Looks very much like an ebay posting.
Looking at the other pics for this listing, I find myself thinking “a rolling stone gathers no moss.” How do you apply this to boobs? She needs to find a way to apply this to her boobs!
she did put it on her boobs, in the other pictures!
look at the other pictures! All i have to say about the last one is….
“raise your hands… raise your hands if you’re SURE.”
ooh weee! If it’s sparkly lime green and it’s shooting out of your ass, it’s time to put the damn glue gun and glitter down.
Looks more like mermaid buttplug.
THere’s nothing like having a large, sad sparkle turd hanging off of your ass. There are plenty of perfectly nice mermaid costumes out there. This looks like a sixth grader’s attempt at abstract sculpture, complete with sparkly shit and anatomical incorrectness.
But is it steampunk?
no clock parts ergo… not steampunk.
not sure how that is spelled? air-go, errgo… i dunno
it’s Ergo; unless you are tripping on bad rye bread: then it’s Ergot.
Ergot…maybe that’s what happened to the person who made this…?
I think it’s steamed broccoli, punk.
Oh, that’s good!
Agree. On the plus side the brockini top reminded me of what I needed to add to my shopping list.
Dress? It’s a long top, not a dress. Or does she just have it hiked up to show us her naked ass?
Can you believe I hadn’t noticed? Is this the definition of blasé?
Since when did lingerie become a “dress”?
Since firemen, pumpkins, skeletons, army officers, raggedy ann, etc etc etc all had to become “sexy”
Hey now, I think we can all agree firemen have always been sexy.
Is she so fabulous she craps glitter?
I think Glitter Shitter needs to be a new pejorative term used on this website.
That’s an extremely intense Demon Possesion.
Why is she facing a wall? Did she get put in “time-out” for wearing that ridiculous thing?
I think it’s a still from the episode of COPS: Atlantica when Ariel got pulled over for a DUI.
Diving Under the Influence can lead to shipwrecks!
this mermaid really needs to clean the barnacles off her butt.
Lord Stucco…my liege!
Lettuce now pray.
What a cheesy pun!
It’s perfect for inspecting paint and stucco.
The Blair Witch hates mermaids.
Are the peeking butt cheeks part of the costume or do i have to provide my own?
You can change the size of the smell when you provide your own.
I like that. Now to choose, a toot or a honker?
“Irridesent” is an obvious misspelling of the word “irridecent”, which as we all know means “something that is somewhat decent, but totally irritating at the same time”.
Yep, eBay reseller – Shame on you intranetgirl, for more than one reason
I don’t believe she is a reseller. They are both HER listings. While I am not fond of it, it does appear to be handmade and well crafted. This is a case when that great idea you had doesn’t turn out as cool as you thought.
BELLY DANCE???? What belly dancer in her right mind would EVER wear this?? Seriously – can you imagine that big log of green turd swaying behind a belly dancer???
she’s in Vegas!! The rest of the shop is actually rather rockin’. If i were a showgirl i’d be peacocking the crap out of this lady’s shop!
And now i have the the song, “If I were a showgirl…” from Fiddler on the Roof bouncing around in my head.
Here is a suggestion for my peacock dreams, from her shop.
i just really was trying to figure out the picture putting up part. sort of anti-climactic.
I would imagine that after about 5 minutes of walking around with that thing dragging behind you, the underside would look like a used Swiffer.
But your floors would be so clean! Better than putting chamois on the dog’s paws, for sure.
But is it better than the dusting onesie for baby? (yes this one IS safe for work)
Though how you’d get these on my cat? (and so is this one)
I know I’m clumsy enough I’d step on this and hurt myself somehow…
It’s not long enough to clean the floor – only 30+ inches. But your ankles would either be really shiny or if you were in the sun, potentially on fire.
You have no idea how much junk I have on my floor.
It looks like the Green Man is vomiting out of her ass.
Someone needs to learn when to back off the wasabi.
I think it’s what happened the day after she enjoyed the “Seven Continents of Flavor” buffet at Bellagio.
Or maybe after being a test subject for White Castle’s new veggie slider.
Oh it slides, alright…
Like spit through a trumpet!
Like shit through a peacock.
Like Koch money through a super pac!
The only fish I ever saw with a tail like that was caught off Three-Mile Island.
Aw, man, don’t you hate it when you sit in eight pounds of gum?
I like it, this post.
More and more each day, Jamie regrets that time he and Adam wore masks of each other.
Why is she facing a concrete wall?
Because she doesn’t want anyone who knows her to see what she’s been reduced to?
Someone has been sitting in the Etsy compost pile again. It’s Etsy compost so that is why there’s glitter.
Up against the wall, mermaidfuckah!
Spread ‘em! Or, err…move your tail to the side, I guess, or…uhhh…the police academy didn’t really prepare me for this. Have a nice day, fish lady.
“Let ‘er go, boys. But put a tail on ‘er.”
“You mean another tale, Sarge”
I don’t think that tail is to scale.
Also? The wall pose concerns me less than her standing on what appears to be a half-open bag of pea gravel.
The first picture looks like a scene from that SciFi classic, “Day of the Ass-Grabbing Triffids” when the mutant plants burst out from underground in search of booty.
Ugh. I have read scores of comments from people who have regretted looking at the photos on this site at meal time.
WHY DIDN’T I LISTEN?!?
She’s pooing fabric! /Heidi Klum
Does it have a butt plug option? Because then I’d totally buy it.
Jeez that doesn’t even look like a mermaid. It looks like underwear with a bit of a party decoration sewn to it. This is so sad, it’s sad.
She has a set of owl bra and pantries. Someone needs to call that woman who wants owls to watch her sleep.
Good idea! You might be able to claim a couple of “museli bars” as a finder’s fee.
Be the first on your block to attend the Halloween party dressed as a human salad shooter.
As for the burning, I hear that they have creams for that.
I am mostly confused by the discrepancies of the photos for her listings. Some are set against a backdrop, some are on mannequins, some are being modeled and shot by pro photographers. And then there is this, …squatting in the backyard.
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