Too tough for a DIY, so lucky for me that someone has ready-made these for my consumption! Huzzah! ‘Sides, it’s not like I have any paint at home right now. I’m ovulating.
Who needs this as a prank? People do this in real life. More than once the toilet seat in the ladies’ room at work has been covered in urine. I was tempted to put up a sign that says, “How do you manage to pee on the seat unless you are standing up? And if you’re standing up to pee, you’re in the wrong bathroom.”
But wouldn’t it be even more disturbing outside of the bathroom? Like next to the TV remote, on top of the coffee maker, in the mailbox, on that little peg thing people hang their keys on, wine rack, etc.?
Oh how your victims will laugh when they realize it was just a prank! It wasn’t a REAL tampon, that would be crazy! It was just a tampon dipped in paint that you were stupid enough to buy 10 of! Not crazy at all!
I think I would be much less disturbed by someone leaving a bloody tampon on the sink than by someone buying a fake bloody tampon to leave on the sink. One is merely forgetful, the other is…psychotic?
True story: Yoko Ono sent Cynthia Lennon a bloody tampon in a box to intimidate her. John thought it was a hilarious piece of art. As we all know, his three pals weren’t amused, either.
You’re right, she didn’t. One of her conceptual art pieces was a Tampax box with something red in it–I forget what the “something” was, but it wasn’t an actual bloody tampon. John did think it was hilarious, though.
She also did a performance art piece where she blindfolded her audience with sanitarty pads and sneaked out the door leaving everyone sitting there. She must have had a fetish for sanitary products.
I was at a Gwar concert way back before they got signed and Esmirelda opened for them. She had a giant vagina cut out on stage, and her backup singers (who entered the stage by exiting the giant vagoo) all had these white tampon hats on.
At one point during the show, each singer stuck his head into the vagina, and when they pulled it back out, the tampon hats were all red.
It was a broken tea cup painted red and packaged in a tampon box. I see the humor in it. It was sent as a gag art gift to John before he broke up with Cynthia, though.
This comment evokes my triumphant Bloody Mary concoction that included a garnish of prosciutto and blue cheese-stuffed olives. It was SO FUCKING GOOD but I could see smoked meat possibly being an improvement on it.
Is it at least shellacked or something or is it literally just a painted tampon? Cause I mean, I’ve got tampons, I’ve got red paint, but I’ve got no shellac, am I on to something here?
You should really check out the rest of the store (or don’t…) 24 listings of “why Edward really stayed with Bella” aka bloody tampon tea. My mind is boggled on so many levels.
I had to roomies in college one male and one female we also did that gag on him, as he would literally gag when he found them. One Monday I came home from being gone all weekend and one was on the kitchen floor thinking it was a gag one i left it alone went to class. After class got a text from my female roomie asking if I left the item in the kitchen told her no thought it was her, she says no she was away all weekend too! Come to find out our other roomie brought a girl home since he had the house to himself all wknd and had “fun time” in the kitchen with said girl who was on her period a the time and left that little “gem” to get back at us! He wasnt our roomie much longer
Yeah…you know that ‘talk’ they give to girls in school? They handed out maxi-pad samples in mine. I was 10. Somehow my free samples ended up covered in ketchup and stuck to shelves in various stores around my house. Seller, I’ll see you in court…
Party favors for your daughter’s Red Tent celebration. Whoever gets the super absorbent size gets the Twilight-inspired reusable maxi pad cover door prize.
Regretsy monetization plan: Sell “get this disgusting thing out of my sight” buttons. 3 removals for 99 cents. And when you hit the beautiful, candy-like button, the article disappears in an animated explosion with sound effects.
You’ll make MEEEEELYUNS.
I’ll put a fistful of dollars that have probably never been in a stripper’s ass into the beer fund to get this going.
October 25, 2012 at 4:01 pm
Too tough for a DIY, so lucky for me that someone has ready-made these for my consumption! Huzzah! ‘Sides, it’s not like I have any paint at home right now. I’m ovulating.
October 25, 2012 at 4:02 pm
It looks like a Beggin’ Strip on a string.
October 25, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Most dogs think so, too, sadly.
October 25, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Definitely have to invest in those bear proof containers for dog owners.
October 25, 2012 at 9:40 pm
Oh god. This happened. I was 14. It was a family gathering. THE HORROR!! I think I shall go curl up in a ball and rock back and forth now.
October 25, 2012 at 11:04 pm
Same here. Bathroom trash cans and litter boxes… gourmet eating for dogs.
October 25, 2012 at 9:38 pm
“BACON! I’d get it myself but I don’t have opposable thumbs”
October 25, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Tea?
October 25, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Ewelong or Hurl Grey?
October 25, 2012 at 5:39 pm
“ONE tea bag, ah-ah-ahh. TWO tea bags, ah-ah-ahh. THREE tea bags ah-ah-ahhhhh…
October 25, 2012 at 9:41 pm
“@#%$!#” ah ah ah!
October 25, 2012 at 8:45 pm
Only if your name is Edward and you sparkle in the sunlight.
October 25, 2012 at 9:44 pm
Tea for two and two for tea
Blood for you and EWWWW from me…!
October 25, 2012 at 4:04 pm
I wish I knew you could sell bloody tampons I’d be richer than bill gates right now.
October 25, 2012 at 4:35 pm
How do you think he met Melinda?
October 25, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Passive-aggression level: off the charts
October 25, 2012 at 4:04 pm
I once had a roommate who deserved this. I wouldn’t have paid $10 for it, though… as the artiste suggests, I’d have done it myself.
October 25, 2012 at 4:04 pm
That’s hysterical! Needs clots though, for ultimate gag reflex.
October 25, 2012 at 4:30 pm
I see what you did there with the whole hysteria=uterus thing! Zing!
October 25, 2012 at 4:04 pm
So I have been throwing out “upcycled” props to scare my friends, every 28 days? What a waist!
October 25, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Who needs this as a prank? People do this in real life. More than once the toilet seat in the ladies’ room at work has been covered in urine. I was tempted to put up a sign that says, “How do you manage to pee on the seat unless you are standing up? And if you’re standing up to pee, you’re in the wrong bathroom.”
October 26, 2012 at 12:59 am
I do. I need this as a prank. I just don’t want it.
October 25, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Someone needs to switch to super absorbency.
October 25, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Do you mean Megalosorbency?
October 25, 2012 at 9:42 pm
below the waist…but I see what you did their
October 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I’d buy them to throw them at people like Sniper from TF2 does with Jarate.
October 25, 2012 at 4:14 pm
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October 25, 2012 at 4:18 pm
This is just the old Fake Dog Shit gag updated for the 21st century.
“HI”larious.
October 25, 2012 at 5:42 pm
I snatched your joke (below)and feel like a bloody jerk. Sorry.
October 25, 2012 at 6:06 pm
Snatched. I see what you did there.
October 25, 2012 at 4:21 pm
But wouldn’t it be even more disturbing outside of the bathroom? Like next to the TV remote, on top of the coffee maker, in the mailbox, on that little peg thing people hang their keys on, wine rack, etc.?
October 25, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Leave it in a little jar labeled “sugar-free sweetener” and say you never thought anyone would look in there.
October 25, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Yeah, they got the <> part right!
October 25, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Hello, this year’s tree decorations!
October 25, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Now you have to. Plus you have to take pics, make memes sell tshirts and more.
October 25, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Hark! The herald angels sing
What the hell is that bloody thing?
That’s my monthly gift from God
Please don’t think the display is odd!
October 25, 2012 at 4:39 pm
Oh how your victims will laugh when they realize it was just a prank! It wasn’t a REAL tampon, that would be crazy! It was just a tampon dipped in paint that you were stupid enough to buy 10 of! Not crazy at all!
October 25, 2012 at 9:26 pm
I think I would be much less disturbed by someone leaving a bloody tampon on the sink than by someone buying a fake bloody tampon to leave on the sink. One is merely forgetful, the other is…psychotic?
October 26, 2012 at 12:38 pm
Nah, psychotic would be unintentional. Psychopathic is more like it.
October 25, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Bloody Tampon is the new Fake Vomit! Get in at the bottom -INVEST NOW!!
October 25, 2012 at 4:43 pm
True story: Yoko Ono sent Cynthia Lennon a bloody tampon in a box to intimidate her. John thought it was a hilarious piece of art. As we all know, his three pals weren’t amused, either.
October 25, 2012 at 6:47 pm
Ono she di’n't!
October 25, 2012 at 7:07 pm
You’re right, she didn’t. One of her conceptual art pieces was a Tampax box with something red in it–I forget what the “something” was, but it wasn’t an actual bloody tampon. John did think it was hilarious, though.
October 25, 2012 at 8:38 pm
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October 25, 2012 at 10:21 pm
She also did a performance art piece where she blindfolded her audience with sanitarty pads and sneaked out the door leaving everyone sitting there. She must have had a fetish for sanitary products.
October 26, 2012 at 6:36 am
I was at a Gwar concert way back before they got signed and Esmirelda opened for them. She had a giant vagina cut out on stage, and her backup singers (who entered the stage by exiting the giant vagoo) all had these white tampon hats on.
At one point during the show, each singer stuck his head into the vagina, and when they pulled it back out, the tampon hats were all red.
This reminds me of that.
November 12, 2012 at 10:27 am
It was a broken tea cup painted red and packaged in a tampon box. I see the humor in it. It was sent as a gag art gift to John before he broke up with Cynthia, though.
October 25, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Awesome garnish for Bloody Marys, no?
October 25, 2012 at 4:49 pm
NO! Just NO!!!
October 25, 2012 at 5:18 pm
You get 10!
I see wine charms…I know NO ONE will steal my glass.
October 25, 2012 at 6:51 pm
This comment evokes my triumphant Bloody Mary concoction that included a garnish of prosciutto and blue cheese-stuffed olives. It was SO FUCKING GOOD but I could see smoked meat possibly being an improvement on it.
October 26, 2012 at 8:52 am
With a few pickled green beans, too. OMFG….I know what I’m having for dinner tonight!!!
October 25, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Wait I just realized that you get TEN of them. How many times is this gag funny? Don’t your (ex)-friends eventually catch on?
October 25, 2012 at 7:13 pm
Home, work, the gym (on the stationary bike seat – hilarious!), parent-teacher night. Damn! Only six left!
October 25, 2012 at 4:59 pm
Besides, she’s marketing them incorrectly. The should be Red Tent party favors.
October 25, 2012 at 5:55 pm
At least there isn’t an annoying description on how it’s feminist art and an expression of womynhood.
October 25, 2012 at 6:05 pm
NOT REAL BLOOD? Fuck that.
October 25, 2012 at 8:40 pm
That is so Type A of you.
October 26, 2012 at 5:59 am
You’re not sanguine with that?
October 25, 2012 at 6:08 pm
The Dog does a fine job of pulling real ones out of the trash and leaving them out for guests to see already.
October 25, 2012 at 6:28 pm
What’s next? Bloody nose Kleenex to amuse your friends and relatives? Or how about used toilet paper? That is also very amusing.
October 25, 2012 at 7:04 pm
If gag dead pets are ever made that will be my signal to trigger the DOOOOOOOOOMSDAAAAAAAAY Device!!!!!
October 25, 2012 at 7:26 pm
Used condoms. Just put a squirt of moisturizer in ‘em!
October 25, 2012 at 9:39 pm
NOT REAL EJACULATE? Fuck that.
October 26, 2012 at 5:59 am
Pardon me while I slide to the floor giggling…
October 25, 2012 at 7:16 pm
You know, because nothing’s funnier than bleeding half to death every month.
October 26, 2012 at 8:50 am
You should go see a doctor if you’re bleeding that much.
October 26, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Really? I don’t see a problem. That’s about what tampons look like on heavy days.
October 26, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Although it does look like someone who waited just a little too long to change it.
October 26, 2012 at 2:02 pm
I meant mingamonga specifically, if she’s bleeding “half to death.” That’s um…..a heavy flow. More than what that tampon depicts…
October 25, 2012 at 7:49 pm
Is it at least shellacked or something or is it literally just a painted tampon? Cause I mean, I’ve got tampons, I’ve got red paint, but I’ve got no shellac, am I on to something here?
October 25, 2012 at 8:15 pm
You should really check out the rest of the store (or don’t…) 24 listings of “why Edward really stayed with Bella” aka bloody tampon tea. My mind is boggled on so many levels.
October 25, 2012 at 8:17 pm
And by pure chance, my avatar is making the same face I am right now!
October 25, 2012 at 8:34 pm
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October 25, 2012 at 8:47 pm
You fool! Don’t show fear. They can sense fear…
October 25, 2012 at 8:35 pm
My friends used to squirt ketchup on pads and tampons and put them in random places of the house to scare everyone else. Worse place, the freezer.
October 25, 2012 at 8:39 pm
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October 25, 2012 at 8:49 pm
*Youse* and *wurst*?
October 26, 2012 at 10:21 am
I had to roomies in college one male and one female we also did that gag on him, as he would literally gag when he found them. One Monday I came home from being gone all weekend and one was on the kitchen floor thinking it was a gag one i left it alone went to class. After class got a text from my female roomie asking if I left the item in the kitchen told her no thought it was her, she says no she was away all weekend too! Come to find out our other roomie brought a girl home since he had the house to himself all wknd and had “fun time” in the kitchen with said girl who was on her period a the time and left that little “gem” to get back at us! He wasnt our roomie much longer
October 25, 2012 at 9:19 pm
“Honest to God tampons”
Sorry, I only use Honest to Zorgar the Mighty tampons.
October 26, 2012 at 7:03 am
Why not Cthulhu tampons? Instead of a string, there’s tentacles…
October 26, 2012 at 9:59 am
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for cthulhu tampons causing severe symptoms of PMDD…
October 25, 2012 at 10:05 pm
Yeah…you know that ‘talk’ they give to girls in school? They handed out maxi-pad samples in mine. I was 10. Somehow my free samples ended up covered in ketchup and stuck to shelves in various stores around my house. Seller, I’ll see you in court…
October 26, 2012 at 12:03 am
Thanks, I’ve already seen enough of these in the wild that I don’t ever need to again.
You know… in college towns, if you find a bloody tampon on your lawn, you’ll find the condom a few feet away. Don’t ask me how I know. Ugh.
October 26, 2012 at 1:08 am
I would like a ceramic version affixed to the bottom of a large coffee cup. And a matching soup bowl.
October 26, 2012 at 8:01 am
I like how they have this “vintage antique” giant syringe for 40 bucks:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/112059921/vintage-antique-giant-silver-syringe
Get it on Amazon for $8.50
http://www.amazon.com/Ear-Syringe-Metal-4-oz/dp/B0008G1ZRS
October 26, 2012 at 9:27 am
Party favors for your daughter’s Red Tent celebration. Whoever gets the super absorbent size gets the Twilight-inspired reusable maxi pad cover door prize.
October 26, 2012 at 10:37 am
Regretsy monetization plan: Sell “get this disgusting thing out of my sight” buttons. 3 removals for 99 cents. And when you hit the beautiful, candy-like button, the article disappears in an animated explosion with sound effects.
You’ll make MEEEEELYUNS.
I’ll put a fistful of dollars that have probably never been in a stripper’s ass into the beer fund to get this going.
October 26, 2012 at 11:05 am
Yesterday I’ve complained about too many uninteresting posts lately.
Oh how I miss those days.