WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE
Too tough for a DIY, so lucky for me that someone has ready-made these for my consumption! Huzzah! ‘Sides, it’s not like I have any paint at home right now. I’m ovulating.
It looks like a Beggin’ Strip on a string.
Most dogs think so, too, sadly.
Definitely have to invest in those bear proof containers for dog owners.
Oh god. This happened. I was 14. It was a family gathering. THE HORROR!! I think I shall go curl up in a ball and rock back and forth now.
Same here. Bathroom trash cans and litter boxes… gourmet eating for dogs.
“BACON! I’d get it myself but I don’t have opposable thumbs”
Ewelong or Hurl Grey?
“ONE tea bag, ah-ah-ahh. TWO tea bags, ah-ah-ahh. THREE tea bags ah-ah-ahhhhh…
“@#%$!#” ah ah ah!
Only if your name is Edward and you sparkle in the sunlight.
Tea for two and two for tea
Blood for you and EWWWW from me…!
I wish I knew you could sell bloody tampons I’d be richer than bill gates right now.
How do you think he met Melinda?
Passive-aggression level: off the charts
I once had a roommate who deserved this. I wouldn’t have paid $10 for it, though… as the artiste suggests, I’d have done it myself.
That’s hysterical! Needs clots though, for ultimate gag reflex.
I see what you did there with the whole hysteria=uterus thing! Zing!
So I have been throwing out “upcycled” props to scare my friends, every 28 days? What a waist!
Who needs this as a prank? People do this in real life. More than once the toilet seat in the ladies’ room at work has been covered in urine. I was tempted to put up a sign that says, “How do you manage to pee on the seat unless you are standing up? And if you’re standing up to pee, you’re in the wrong bathroom.”
I do. I need this as a prank. I just don’t want it.
Someone needs to switch to super absorbency.
Do you mean Megalosorbency?
below the waist…but I see what you did their
I’d buy them to throw them at people like Sniper from TF2 does with Jarate.
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Seriously? What the fucking cock-sucking fuck? This is how the terrorists win.
This is just the old Fake Dog Shit gag updated for the 21st century.
I snatched your joke (below)and feel like a bloody jerk. Sorry.
Snatched. I see what you did there.
But wouldn’t it be even more disturbing outside of the bathroom? Like next to the TV remote, on top of the coffee maker, in the mailbox, on that little peg thing people hang their keys on, wine rack, etc.?
Leave it in a little jar labeled “sugar-free sweetener” and say you never thought anyone would look in there.
Yeah, they got the <> part right!
Hello, this year’s tree decorations!
Now you have to. Plus you have to take pics, make memes sell tshirts and more.
Hark! The herald angels sing
What the hell is that bloody thing?
That’s my monthly gift from God
Please don’t think the display is odd!
Oh how your victims will laugh when they realize it was just a prank! It wasn’t a REAL tampon, that would be crazy! It was just a tampon dipped in paint that you were stupid enough to buy 10 of! Not crazy at all!
I think I would be much less disturbed by someone leaving a bloody tampon on the sink than by someone buying a fake bloody tampon to leave on the sink. One is merely forgetful, the other is…psychotic?
Nah, psychotic would be unintentional. Psychopathic is more like it.
Bloody Tampon is the new Fake Vomit! Get in at the bottom -INVEST NOW!!
True story: Yoko Ono sent Cynthia Lennon a bloody tampon in a box to intimidate her. John thought it was a hilarious piece of art. As we all know, his three pals weren’t amused, either.
Ono she di’n't!
You’re right, she didn’t. One of her conceptual art pieces was a Tampax box with something red in it–I forget what the “something” was, but it wasn’t an actual bloody tampon. John did think it was hilarious, though.
The red thing was one of Ringo’s balls.
She also did a performance art piece where she blindfolded her audience with sanitarty pads and sneaked out the door leaving everyone sitting there. She must have had a fetish for sanitary products.
I was at a Gwar concert way back before they got signed and Esmirelda opened for them. She had a giant vagina cut out on stage, and her backup singers (who entered the stage by exiting the giant vagoo) all had these white tampon hats on.
At one point during the show, each singer stuck his head into the vagina, and when they pulled it back out, the tampon hats were all red.
This reminds me of that.
It was a broken tea cup painted red and packaged in a tampon box. I see the humor in it. It was sent as a gag art gift to John before he broke up with Cynthia, though.
Awesome garnish for Bloody Marys, no?
NO! Just NO!!!
You get 10!
I see wine charms…I know NO ONE will steal my glass.
This comment evokes my triumphant Bloody Mary concoction that included a garnish of prosciutto and blue cheese-stuffed olives. It was SO FUCKING GOOD but I could see smoked meat possibly being an improvement on it.
With a few pickled green beans, too. OMFG….I know what I’m having for dinner tonight!!!
Wait I just realized that you get TEN of them. How many times is this gag funny? Don’t your (ex)-friends eventually catch on?
Home, work, the gym (on the stationary bike seat – hilarious!), parent-teacher night. Damn! Only six left!
Besides, she’s marketing them incorrectly. The should be Red Tent party favors.
At least there isn’t an annoying description on how it’s feminist art and an expression of womynhood.
NOT REAL BLOOD? Fuck that.
That is so Type A of you.
You’re not sanguine with that?
The Dog does a fine job of pulling real ones out of the trash and leaving them out for guests to see already.
What’s next? Bloody nose Kleenex to amuse your friends and relatives? Or how about used toilet paper? That is also very amusing.
If gag dead pets are ever made that will be my signal to trigger the DOOOOOOOOOMSDAAAAAAAAY Device!!!!!
Used condoms. Just put a squirt of moisturizer in ‘em!
NOT REAL EJACULATE? Fuck that.
Pardon me while I slide to the floor giggling…
You know, because nothing’s funnier than bleeding half to death every month.
You should go see a doctor if you’re bleeding that much.
Really? I don’t see a problem. That’s about what tampons look like on heavy days.
Although it does look like someone who waited just a little too long to change it.
I meant mingamonga specifically, if she’s bleeding “half to death.” That’s um…..a heavy flow. More than what that tampon depicts…
Is it at least shellacked or something or is it literally just a painted tampon? Cause I mean, I’ve got tampons, I’ve got red paint, but I’ve got no shellac, am I on to something here?
You should really check out the rest of the store (or don’t…) 24 listings of “why Edward really stayed with Bella” aka bloody tampon tea. My mind is boggled on so many levels.
And by pure chance, my avatar is making the same face I am right now!
Hi. Straight Guy here.
Bye. Straight Guy leaving.
You fool! Don’t show fear. They can sense fear…
My friends used to squirt ketchup on pads and tampons and put them in random places of the house to scare everyone else. Worse place, the freezer.
Meant *use and *worst
*Youse* and *wurst*?
I had to roomies in college one male and one female we also did that gag on him, as he would literally gag when he found them. One Monday I came home from being gone all weekend and one was on the kitchen floor thinking it was a gag one i left it alone went to class. After class got a text from my female roomie asking if I left the item in the kitchen told her no thought it was her, she says no she was away all weekend too! Come to find out our other roomie brought a girl home since he had the house to himself all wknd and had “fun time” in the kitchen with said girl who was on her period a the time and left that little “gem” to get back at us! He wasnt our roomie much longer
“Honest to God tampons”
Sorry, I only use Honest to Zorgar the Mighty tampons.
Why not Cthulhu tampons? Instead of a string, there’s tentacles…
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for cthulhu tampons causing severe symptoms of PMDD…
Yeah…you know that ‘talk’ they give to girls in school? They handed out maxi-pad samples in mine. I was 10. Somehow my free samples ended up covered in ketchup and stuck to shelves in various stores around my house. Seller, I’ll see you in court…
Thanks, I’ve already seen enough of these in the wild that I don’t ever need to again.
You know… in college towns, if you find a bloody tampon on your lawn, you’ll find the condom a few feet away. Don’t ask me how I know. Ugh.
I would like a ceramic version affixed to the bottom of a large coffee cup. And a matching soup bowl.
I like how they have this “vintage antique” giant syringe for 40 bucks:
Get it on Amazon for $8.50
Party favors for your daughter’s Red Tent celebration. Whoever gets the super absorbent size gets the Twilight-inspired reusable maxi pad cover door prize.
Regretsy monetization plan: Sell “get this disgusting thing out of my sight” buttons. 3 removals for 99 cents. And when you hit the beautiful, candy-like button, the article disappears in an animated explosion with sound effects.
You’ll make MEEEEELYUNS.
I’ll put a fistful of dollars that have probably never been in a stripper’s ass into the beer fund to get this going.
Yesterday I’ve complained about too many uninteresting posts lately.
Oh how I miss those days.
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