What is this “he” shit? Unless this thing has a dick, it’s a bucket with buttons glued on it.
I wish he had a dick glued on.
The phallusy extends.
Don’t get cocky.
Maybe it is IN the bucket?
It looks more like a color blind test than a smiley face to me.
The “he” obviously refers to the human remains that bucket was used to hold. I mean, LOOK at that face.
Gender isn’t between your legs, it’s in your mind- or in this case, bucket.
This one identifies as a male… bucket.
You are what you craft, you vintage sap.
“Sap bucket.” Heeheehee!
Maybe this is why hoarders hang on to buckets and plastic bags… so they can glue faces onto them and be surrounded by friends.
I just got a great idea for the lampshades in my storage room. GET TOGETHER AT MY PLACE
I’m gluing faces to my owl-costume-dressed-child-care-employees. It’s a Hootenanny!
*sklink!* I think I have a crush on you.
Shit! Now it’s a swoiree! (In a good way)
I’m gluing faces on my face, so it’ll be a masquerade.
I’m taking the doors off the hinges so it’ll be a jamboree!
I’m wearing ill-fitting boots so it’ll be a shindig!
I’m taking the day off gardening so it’ll be a hoedown.
I’m bringing Gary Busey so it’ll be…well, just really scary.
That makes it a Rave!
Yo dawg, we heard …
You can have your sad hot glue button bucket. This is the King and Queen of the Pearlies, people!
When I was a kid I had no idea what Traffic’s ‘Pearly Queen’ meant!
I still don’t know. *goes to check *internet*.
Still don’t know but it involves ‘My Destiny’. So, ‘Star Wars’?
Mike who? Or mic who? WHOM DID YOU DROP!
Looks like he has the rusty bucket market all buttoned up.
Do the Buttons make this a Goth Bucket?
You can carry it as a purse to a wedding or funeral.
For the best Hobo Funerals.
Dying cold and alone is totes adorbs!
Oh goodie, now we have a bin to throw Morphed Millie Minkie in. Or a “a new friend” for “her”, if you want to get whimsical.
I know a certain hair comb who might want to know about this…
Can I butt-in and say you are right?
Okay I know this is the second post I’ve suggested writing fanfiction about and then marketing it to publishers… But I think this one could be a real page-turner. The possibilities for button-related innuendos are endless.
… Or perhaps it would be terrifying… As these objects are made of buttons… Unbuttoning either of them would be like some “Silence of the Lambs”-esque horror.
But would our button story ever achieve – closure?
Not once we rolled up our sleeves and got to work on it.
…and sew on.
the barrette pails in comparison.
What a missed opportunity. They would’ve gotten more money if they glued clock parts to it & called it steampunk.
Or just added “punk” to the end of it. “Buttonpunk!” It’s the latest thing.
I am stunned that search turned up nothing on Etsy already. But now, the word is out there. It’s only a matter of time!
Pandora’s Box has been opened. It’s only a matter of time before it turns up on Etsy with watch parts and buttons clumsily stuck onto it with hot glue.
First read that as “cock parts” and thought “ah, that’s where the ‘he’ comes in”.
Only a sap would buy this.
THIS. THIS is what’s meant by “Dildo is for external use only.” Precisely THIS.
It could not be more obvious!!! All my thumbs are belong to you.
Ow! Ow! Oh, wait, I don’t think I read that issue of the New Yorker yet…
Seriously I look at crap like this and wonder what is going on in people’s little pea brains. If they honestly made it because they hope to make a buck ok we have all been there. But if someone made this thinking it was good there is just no hope for people.
No! Don’t say you’re neither a smiley face lover nor a happy day supporter!
I KNOW. I don’t understand how people look at a rusty, falling apart bucket and think : I’ll glue some buttons on it and some eccentric person is BOUND to buy it! Especially if it’s 16 dollars!
HE is stunning!
This is beyond the pail.
That joke kicked… the bucket.
I just can’t handle it. Better not to spigot all.
Breathtaking. I’m now inspired to glue some googly eyes onto rusty coffee cans and sell them as a set of canisters. Screw this nursing gig, my future career awaits.
Am I the only one that sees a cyclops not a smiley face? And DAMN yummycake! I just bought a canister set! Would of actually bought an “ode to idiocy” created by you!!
I’m starting to be afraid of buttons thanks to Etsy (and in no small part Regretsy lately). I had no idea they could be so SINISTER.
It’s definitely not on my bucket list.
Yet it is on my “Fuck it” list.
Where can I sign up to become a “happy day supporter”? Want!
Probably Richie Cunningham’s gym locker.
As the resident regretsy Amish representative, all I have to say is damn ye English this will by bucket you shall travel to with hell. Even ye buckets are an offense to God with their prideful buttons. Hast ye no shame?
Ya know, Velcro IS (tiny) hooks and loops. It must be deafening when everybody in a 12+ person household all take off their clothes to go to bed.
We amish never take off our clothes. We are too humble.
It feels like there’s a terrible “dick in a popcorn bucket” joke just waiting to pop out.
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