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Price Fister

70 comments on Price Fister

  1. TromaticallyYours
    October 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    The drain wore it better.

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  2. Stiflers Mom
    October 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    “Mossy Habitat” . . . is that another term for “down there?”

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    • maclare
      October 20, 2012 at 5:03 pm

      It’s what’s on top of the “no-no zone”.

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      • docleather
        October 20, 2012 at 7:59 pm

        I never knew the stuff pulled out of clogged shower drains could be so profitable..

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  3. reddogbon
    October 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Next time my cat horks up a hairball I’ll be sure to sell it on Etsy.

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    • LeeLooDallas
      October 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm

      How long’s it been since you cleaned the bathroom?
      I don’t know, let me count the rings.

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    • Hostilebear
      October 20, 2012 at 9:10 pm

      EDIT: “Next time my cat horks up a HABITAT…” hahahaha!

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    • aliceblue
      October 21, 2012 at 8:24 pm

      After seeing the poop village and this I’m just begin to realize what a goldmine my two felines are. Only problem is I think that they have too much class to sell things that look like this.

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  4. CuttingPixels
    October 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    That’s disgusting. It’s like they use a random number generator to come up with prices…

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  5. modestshaylin
    October 20, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    There is nothing okay about this.

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  6. LaniW1
    October 20, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    The perfect accessory for my Swamp Thing costume!

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  7. geoduck
    October 20, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    The bottom pic needs more drain jizz for a proper comparison.

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  8. lemon_bombs
    October 20, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    It’s like a tamagotchi for naturalists.

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    • lemon_bombs
      October 20, 2012 at 4:15 pm

      Second thought: someone drowned, then scalped, a troll doll.

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      • AspieMBA
        October 20, 2012 at 5:01 pm

        Nah, scalping the troll doll doesn’t look that bad – I did it to my husband’s troll once – and no that’s not a euphemism for something else he actually has a plastic troll doll. Troll hair is much more orange.

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        • maclare
          October 20, 2012 at 5:05 pm

          < <

          //backs away slowly//

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        • Partially Creative
          October 21, 2012 at 5:59 am

          “Scalping the troll doll” is definitely a euphemism. Not sure what it’s a euphemism for, though.

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          • aliceblue
            October 21, 2012 at 8:25 pm

            Giving a man a “Brazilian?”

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      • Cybele
        October 22, 2012 at 8:38 am

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  9. cat shit for Christmas
    October 20, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    what in theeee fuck is wrong with people?

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  10. thebaconfairy
    October 20, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    other then the fact that this item looks like hair out of a drain, am I the only one who thinks that sugar and felt should not be an echo habitat if it is worn directly on the skin? Is there something I don’t know or do I simply know too much?

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    • Glasgow
      October 20, 2012 at 5:04 pm

      I don’t know about eco habit but that combination kind of screams Bug Habitat.

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    • Cockamamie Jamie
      October 20, 2012 at 7:22 pm

      It’s a hairball choked up by a sugar glider?

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  11. CzarofFuckery
    October 20, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    I like the hair covered skin backdrop.

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  12. ProfHeartofDarkness
    October 20, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Yet again I forget not to cruise regresty while having dinner. Leftovers for tomorrow I guess,

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    • Dances With Lasagna
      October 20, 2012 at 5:08 pm

      You took the words right out of my mouth.

      And this photo took the dinner right out of my stomach.

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    • Kyasarin
      October 20, 2012 at 9:05 pm

      Yeah. This made me gag. My own grody hair in a drain is enough to make me hork, let alone anyone else’s.

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    • luinar
      October 21, 2012 at 2:44 pm

      Oh God I know right, my stomach is churning just looking at it.

      Between all the poop and now this, most of my visits to Regretsy this week have involved retching.

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  13. FlyingMongooses
    October 20, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    As unpleasantly wet and slimy as this thing looks, I think I actually just spent more time staring at what’s behind the hand… Is… is it… chest hair? Or…

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  14. EricaVee
    October 20, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    And for the twenty-third time, I wonder why I click Regretsy links while eating.

    At least the person’s nails look nice.

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  15. Shaniataint
    October 20, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    It looks infected, whatever it is.

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  16. Littlemissdickhead
    October 20, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Oddly, I don’t think that is the strangest item in her store.

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  17. Canti
    October 20, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    … so if it’s a habitat, something’s supposed to live in that ring … and eat the sugar?

    “The ring? Oh, that’s where my yeast infection lives.”

    Yummeh,

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  18. halcat
    October 20, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    From the Mildewed Shower Wookie line, one presumes.

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  19. maclare
    October 20, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Felt + sugar + perspiration = a mossy habitat, alright.

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  20. Digatisdi
    October 20, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Looks like a napkin holder from Under-the-Pier 1 Imports.

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  21. thecreightonberyl
    October 20, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Mossy Habitat pitched for the St. Louis Browns in the 1903-05 seasons. He was famous for his “Spore Ball”, which confounded hitters as well as officials trying to figure out if it was actually illegal.

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  22. Easily_Distracted
    October 20, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    That is the tidiest drain plug I’ve ever seen.

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  23. mingamonga
    October 20, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    With some of the things we’ve seen lately, I think we need a new category for “Things That Look Itchy on Etsy”.

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  24. Zaphod Beeblebrox
    October 20, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    Cleaning the hair out of the drain always makes me gag. This…well…whatever this is, it’s worse.

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  25. Plembot
    October 20, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    Finally, my Meg Mucklebones costume is complete!

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  26. TheLegwarmerCrusader
    October 20, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    Someone REALLY likes moss….

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  27. honeb138
    October 20, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  28. Cockamamie Jamie
    October 20, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Picture #3 in the listing looks like something has laid eggs in the thing. So, maybe she wasn’t lying about the whole “eco system” thing. I guess the price is high because it comes complete with a mystery hatching of who knows what. So, the sugar is apparently meant to sustain whatever the hell comes crawling out to infest YOUR hair or lair. As for the hair in the background, I think she’s hatching up another eco no-no!

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    • Plembot
      October 20, 2012 at 7:45 pm

      I’m picturing a Whoville sized Colony of Aliens, burrowing into, then hatching out of, your skin. Sweet dreams Cocky dear.

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  29. SkantTouchThis
    October 20, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    I can’t believe an icelandic sheep was sheered for that. He should sue.

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  30. Mystik Spiral
    October 20, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    The picture of the hair in the drain actually looks less disgusting than the ring.

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  31. toaster
    October 20, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    “Completely unique” huh? Let’s keep it that way.

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  32. lettucego
    October 20, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    I do believe her that it’s unique. I’m a little scared to search etsy for similar items, though.

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  33. Nasty Spitgobbler
    October 20, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    I just pulled something way more attractive than that out of one of my aquariums. I gave it to the crawdads to eat. Shit, I could have sold it on Etsy and made some money. I guess that’s why I’m poor, I don’t have any imagination. *Sigh*

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  34. suzyactiondoll
    October 20, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    For what occasions other than Halloween–and that’s pushing it–would it be appropriate to wear this thing? For $79, I assume that you wouldn’t just buy it to decorate the top of your dresser (where it might burrow its roots into your dresser and one day become a bracelet.)

    If someone offered to shake my hand with this thing on, I would probably refuse and would ask them to leave my presence…and that’s not like my usual tolerant self at all.

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    • merrid
      October 21, 2012 at 9:41 pm

      Meeting of marine biologists? Accepting the ig nobel for mossy habitat research? Preparing for your insanity defense?

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  35. Tante
    October 20, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    There’s an ointment for that.

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    • All Aboard the Failboat!
      October 20, 2012 at 10:57 pm

      I’m thinking that whatever this is might be incurable.

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  36. Zippy
    October 20, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    Sluggie? Is that you??? I’ve missed you, boy! Who’s that bitch you’re hanging on,and what in God’s name have you been rolling in?

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  37. benediktv
    October 21, 2012 at 12:44 am

    it will turn into a perfect yeast and bacteria habitat in a few days. It might be considered as an act of terrorism to send this thing via mail (remember Leahy and Daschle?), they have detectors for these kind of things. But its definitely cheaper than anthrax, I suppose.

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  38. angelbuttons77
    October 21, 2012 at 4:58 am

    All I can picture is swiping at my face while wearing it, and those long-ass stringy things on top brushing my mouth or eye. *shudder*

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  39. Triscuits
    October 21, 2012 at 6:19 am

    It’s $79 because it’s actually some sort of hallucinogenic plant from another world.

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  40. SheSaidPop
    October 21, 2012 at 8:58 am

    I know I’m weird, but I actually think this ring is cute (might like it better without those cowlicky tendrils though) and think I get what the creator was going for.

    BUT I think it’s unconscionable to charge that much for an accessory that will quickly become matted and dirty and gross and possibly attract vermin. If it were $5, though, game on.

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  41. mingamonga
    October 21, 2012 at 10:35 am

    WHICH OF YOU SICK BASTARDS BOUGHT IT???

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  42. Postmenopaws â„¢
    October 21, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Reminds me of Cheech & Chong’s old bit, “UP HIS NOSE!!!”

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  43. RiRi McNabb
    October 21, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    Nothing snarky to say other than “ew”.

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  44. aliceblue
    October 21, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    I’m not sure that this “ring’ but one of her other rings is “assented with diamanté.” I’m not sure that I’ll be able to let that one go

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    • angelbuttons77
      October 22, 2012 at 5:59 am

      You should ass her a question about the item…

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  45. Vilecat
    October 22, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    At this price, I’m totally expecting this eco-ring to flail its flagella around whenever I wear it, or I’ll be disappointed.

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    • aliceblue
      October 22, 2012 at 6:05 pm

      If she could promise that I WOULD buy it.

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  46. foxfirekenzie
    October 22, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/93041864/finger-warmer-grey-icelandic-wool-closed?ref=fp_treasury_12

    Puh-leezeeee….

    But did you miss this one from the FRONT PAGE?? Give me a break, seriously…

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