“A bit o’glitter for effect.” *facepalm
you beat me to it! “just a spoonful o’ glitter helps the medicine go down”
The “sheep” look like pieces of corn!
My dog popped out some sheep like that once & we put her on a dewormer.
This os going to be the way I refer to taking a dump from now on. “I need to go count the sheep.”
And as a bonus, some even look like penises as well. Rotting zombie penises.
Rotting Zombie Penis would be a kick ass band name.
The second one looks like a mummified thumb… (plus some hand entrails)
Definitely a down thumb (the thing, not you)
yeah, my first thought was, better call homicide!
The Adoorables item is actually based on a trip the artist took to the Hankey country estate.
Isn’t that in Hershey, PA?
It’s just down the highway from there.
It’s around the corner from the lemonade stand.
But if you reach the dairy, you’ve gone too far north.
it’s squirting out over here..bring the immodium
I suggest the alternate title; “Etsy Dump of the Day”
The “dook of url”.
I am more often Gnarly than I am Smooth.
Wow, I have been throwing away a goldmine of shit (sometimes quite literally) when doing yard work. “Oh, that’s an interesting shape.” Toss.
I throw away several “Adorables ” villages when I clean my cat box. We’re shitting out a goldmine twice a week.
You could’ve had your own TurdTown by now! Maybe even a ShittyCity.
Are you kidding? I could have constructed the “Great Wall of Feces ” by now. Not to mention “Urea Caverns.”
“I love imitating nature with very simple techniques.”
I love it when “vintage, rusty, rustic, shabby” really means… tetanus shot.
Especially when “one end is kind of sharp.” Makes the tetanus delivery so much more efficient!
The rusted metal stuff could warrant it’s own catagory…Tetanus Town? Metal Mayhem? Rust Never Sleeps?
All the poos down in pooville…
His fart grew 3 sizes that day?
Human-shaped? It does not mean what you think it means. Unless it’s a decapitated half-octopus/half-human hybrid in which case you’re spot on.
Turd with tentacles, most favorite ever. Now add watch parts and call it steampunk.
Excuse me guys, I can’t comment, I need to go take a poo. But don’t worry, I’m gonna spray glitter on it and then sell it in Etsy. Shabby Shit Brooches for all!!
Me, too. I mean, me poo.
If any FJLs out there like the Adoorables, my cats just made some for me and I’d be happy to send them for cost of S&H. Please don’t inundate me with replies; you don’t have to rush. My supply is virtually unlimited.
Oh, and I can also change the smell from venison to tuna if you request.
What size smell?
Depends on the weather – if you want a large smell I suggest ordering the “two-cat tuna” variety in the month of July.
I can add yarn if you want color. Cats are accomodating like that.
The first one is a shame because the seller has some really nice stuff in his/her shop.
My theory is that the turd was supposed to be this http://www.etsy.com/listing/106190837/reserved-for-attractedtorooftops-raw but either the seller screwed up and/or had leftover pieces and said WTF, let’s see if I can sell this crap too.
Oh you can get those big S-shaped ones at Taco bell. You have to wait a day or so for delivery, though.
Sometimes it’s delivered much, much quicker.
What sort of humans is the “Peony Root” person hanging out with? I don’t know any humans that look like that.
Human shaped? No.
Cthulu shaped? Very possibly.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu Etsy wgah’nagl fhtagn
I had a friend that looked like that once. I remember it well because I had just had some yummy punch from that nice lady Blueberry Moonlilly at that barter faire.
Translation, courtesy of Google: “In his house at Etsy dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”.
I saw a Cthulhu cocksock pattern for sale on there.
Does the third one come with a free tetanus shot?
I need an outside source to settle the debate the Mr & I have been having about poop games. Rule #3 has been heavily debated.
1 – Talking about poop is funny
2 – Poop games, with actual poop, is NOT funny
3 – accessories or tchotchkes that resemble poop ?????
Hmmm, that’s a tough one. I’d say they’re not the funniest thing ever, but could be kind of funny. Especially if they weren’t meant to resemble poop.
I think coprolites are pretty funny.
Coprolites are hysterical. Especially when you hand one to someone and then explain exactly what it is. XD
“It’s a piece of…history!”
I think the last seller should start meeting humans before decomposition process has begun.
Is that turd shaped root sitting on a piece of bread?
No. 1 looks like the worm that crawls out on the sidewalk in a summer shower and doesn’t make it home in time. No. 2 looks like the penis equivalent of a Hand of Glory. No. 3 has at least the hammered finish to distinguish it from poo, No. 5 is too shiny and glittery for the Real Thing, but No.4? Nope, that’s card-carrying, fully accredited, no side-stepping it poo.
I think R is going through its anal phase.
I sense a poop theme going on at Regretsy. And by sense, I mean smell.
If I saw any of these in my back yard, I’d be heading to the vet immediately.
the third one is surely a great paperweight, especially when it leaves a pile of rust on the paper, as seen in the photo. “kinda sharp” – even better!
The first one – great job with all this “turning silver into old wood” thing. Nobody would ever think you are wearing a silver ring on your finger. To me, it seems like something fishermen know well – a long forgotten, dead and dried earthworm.
Good lord, do I love the people selling (and presumably buying) rusty metal on Etsy. It’s a fine example of the market correcting itself.
Also, that last poo-piece looks a bit like me after I’ve been alcohol preserved, too.
I accidentally read one of the descriptions as “stabby chic.” Which coincidentally happens to be an accurate account of my feelings towards these listings.
The perfect gift for the person who has always wanted a matching set of turd shaped butt plugs.
The ‘pendant’ looks like part of a bog body
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