This post appeared on Regretsy on January 27, 2010
UPDATE: This pin sold the day it was featured, and is seen here on the lapel of its proud new owner.
An appropriate first classic turd post.
I wonder how many other golden turds there are on Etsy?
*runs off to look*
That was quick.
This one is vajazzled!
All I can ask is WHY?????
Shit does not get by you, either L.B.
I try to be on top of shit, you know?
I’m impressed! Or were they key-worded “golden turd”?
Some of them, yup.
That your handle is “Lemon Bombs” makes your search for golden turds even more awesome.
These definitely all deserve the Gold Ring of Quality.
This is an epic win.
The buyer looks like an evil genius…except of course for the giant cat turd on his lapel.
Oh, I don’t know…I’d be rather leery of an evil genius wearing a giant cat turd. Any evil genius worth his/her salt would make sure that it wasn’t JUST a cat turd.
I think he looks like an evil genius because of the giant cat turd on his lapel.
You just know he has a naked Dr. Evil cat that he strokes.
He looks like Lt. Tao on “Major Crimes.” Which this is.
This looks more like something a cat might hack up, rather than crap out.
Or maybe the cat left it behind rather than dragging it in.
I consider myself somewhat of an expert on what comes out of cats and I agree this looks more like a hairball than a cat turd. Both delightful when it comes to making jewelry.
Definitely a hairball. There is one just like it on my carport right now…….Oh hey!!!
I definitely agree. Earlier today I had to launder a blanket used as a couch cover cause one of my lil’ darlins yacked up a hairball on it, and it was just that color.
Did you make a brooch?
Sadly, that was before I knew a hairy lump of cat vomit would sell on etsy. Maybe I’ll make the next one into a bracelet or something and sell it for $20. Inflation, you know.
Every Evil Genius should have a pet Sea Cucumber.
I am pretty crafty, but I can’t even figure out what shape they were originally going for.
Who makes something intentionally that looks like a piece of shit?
We all do. We just don’t sell it.
There’s just not enough times I can press the LIKE button on this one.
Is it intentional or accidental though? Inquiring minds want to know…
I have had things go wrong and the results looked like shit, but to go into it with the idea of making it look that way? I’m not talking about the morning ritual of sitting on the porcelain throne either.
I don’t know why, but some people do it on purpose.
“LUCKY GOLDEN POOP CHARM”
Silly Etsian. Poop is only lucky if you step in it!
Poop is considered VERY lucky in the Far East. You can even get it on a cake. With flies, just so you’re sure what it’s supposed to be.
“That’s funny, I don’t remember having beads for dinner, OR a litter box full of spiderwebs.”
They sell cat litter that looks like little tapioca pearls. I tried some once on my quest to find a litter that wasn’t dusty and my older cat wouldn’t hate. That brand was a bust when my younger cat tried eating some. He left a pile of puke that looked very much like the pin.
Zippy, that comment was really funny. More thumbs up if I could.
It almost looks cute all curled up on his lapel like that… in a hacked up, undigested twin sort of way.
It’s Dr. Bunsen Honeydew! He’s the proud owner of the cat poop brooch!
“Something big is going to happen.”
(I don’t have a particularly good image editor. If anyone wants to ‘shop this pin into Weird Girl’s hand, go for it.)
I will sacrifice myself to being down thumbed into an abyss by saying: Looks like a piece of shit to me. (let the thumbing commence!)
I think the guy looks sexy. Also, he has a fabulous sense of humor. And he has guts to be different. Is he, umm, taken?
Gives me a whole new mental image of the expression “the guts to be different”.
Wonder if it was someone from here who bought it?
The wearer or one of his friends must be here, because this photo has been on the Regretsy “Gallery” page for a long time. I really wonder whether someone gave it to him or he bought it for himself.
Could it be Che himself? Have we seen pix of him yet? I’ve missed a few posts, so feel free to downthumb me if so. I don’t give a shit.
At first glance I SERIOUSLY thought it was a hairball.
He looks as happy as a pig in shit wearing that thing.
Mr Bot and I just had a conversation about poop. We boiled it down to these rules:
1 Talking about poop is funny
2 Poop games (with actual poop) are NOT funny
This item seems to fall into a grey area we had not considered.
With a little red tip, it could be tampon art.
Google image search “bezoar” – am I the only person obsessed with them?
“Kitty Glitter”… why does that sound so familiar?
Oh yeah: http://www.amazon.com/Wil-Wheaton-Teenage-Machine-ebook/dp/B007TGHEZW
Totally not surprised that the purchaser of this fine objet d’art is a Canucklehead. We Canadians are insane.
Erm… real life?
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