Oh, I don’t know…I’d be rather leery of an evil genius wearing a giant cat turd. Any evil genius worth his/her salt would make sure that it wasn’t JUST a cat turd.
I consider myself somewhat of an expert on what comes out of cats and I agree this looks more like a hairball than a cat turd. Both delightful when it comes to making jewelry.
I definitely agree. Earlier today I had to launder a blanket used as a couch cover cause one of my lil’ darlins yacked up a hairball on it, and it was just that color.
Sadly, that was before I knew a hairy lump of cat vomit would sell on etsy. Maybe I’ll make the next one into a bracelet or something and sell it for $20. Inflation, you know.
Is it intentional or accidental though? Inquiring minds want to know…
I have had things go wrong and the results looked like shit, but to go into it with the idea of making it look that way? I’m not talking about the morning ritual of sitting on the porcelain throne either.
They sell cat litter that looks like little tapioca pearls. I tried some once on my quest to find a litter that wasn’t dusty and my older cat wouldn’t hate. That brand was a bust when my younger cat tried eating some. He left a pile of puke that looked very much like the pin.
The wearer or one of his friends must be here, because this photo has been on the Regretsy “Gallery” page for a long time. I really wonder whether someone gave it to him or he bought it for himself.
Mr Bot and I just had a conversation about poop. We boiled it down to these rules:
1 Talking about poop is funny
2 Poop games (with actual poop) are NOT funny
This item seems to fall into a grey area we had not considered.
October 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm
An appropriate first classic turd post.
I wonder how many other golden turds there are on Etsy?
*runs off to look*
October 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm
That was quick.
October 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm
And these.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/105395267/the-golden-turd
http://www.etsy.com/listing/82567187/golden-turd-award-by-suzanne-schaefer
This one is vajazzled!
October 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm
All I can ask is WHY?????
October 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Shit does not get by you, either L.B.
October 16, 2012 at 10:27 pm
I try to be on top of shit, you know?
October 16, 2012 at 4:23 pm
I’m impressed! Or were they key-worded “golden turd”?
October 16, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Some of them, yup.
October 16, 2012 at 6:17 pm
That your handle is “Lemon Bombs” makes your search for golden turds even more awesome.
October 16, 2012 at 6:33 pm
YESSSSSS
October 16, 2012 at 7:41 pm
These definitely all deserve the Gold Ring of Quality.
October 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm
This is an epic win.
October 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm
The buyer looks like an evil genius…except of course for the giant cat turd on his lapel.
October 16, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Oh, I don’t know…I’d be rather leery of an evil genius wearing a giant cat turd. Any evil genius worth his/her salt would make sure that it wasn’t JUST a cat turd.
October 17, 2012 at 7:28 am
I think he looks like an evil genius because of the giant cat turd on his lapel.
October 17, 2012 at 9:05 am
You just know he has a naked Dr. Evil cat that he strokes.
October 17, 2012 at 10:06 am
He looks like Lt. Tao on “Major Crimes.” Which this is.
October 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm
This looks more like something a cat might hack up, rather than crap out.
October 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Or maybe the cat left it behind rather than dragging it in.
October 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm
I consider myself somewhat of an expert on what comes out of cats and I agree this looks more like a hairball than a cat turd. Both delightful when it comes to making jewelry.
October 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Definitely a hairball. There is one just like it on my carport right now…….Oh hey!!!
October 17, 2012 at 5:36 am
I definitely agree. Earlier today I had to launder a blanket used as a couch cover cause one of my lil’ darlins yacked up a hairball on it, and it was just that color.
Ilovemycatsilovemycatsilovemycats…
October 17, 2012 at 9:06 am
Did you make a brooch?
October 17, 2012 at 9:57 am
Sadly, that was before I knew a hairy lump of cat vomit would sell on etsy. Maybe I’ll make the next one into a bracelet or something and sell it for $20. Inflation, you know.
October 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Every Evil Genius should have a pet Sea Cucumber.
October 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm
I am pretty crafty, but I can’t even figure out what shape they were originally going for.
Who makes something intentionally that looks like a piece of shit?
October 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm
We all do. We just don’t sell it.
October 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm
There’s just not enough times I can press the LIKE button on this one.
October 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Is it intentional or accidental though? Inquiring minds want to know…
I have had things go wrong and the results looked like shit, but to go into it with the idea of making it look that way? I’m not talking about the morning ritual of sitting on the porcelain throne either.
October 16, 2012 at 6:40 pm
I don’t know why, but some people do it on purpose.
EXAMPLES!
“LUCKY GOLDEN POOP CHARM”
Silly Etsian. Poop is only lucky if you step in it!
October 17, 2012 at 7:40 am
Poop is considered VERY lucky in the Far East. You can even get it on a cake. With flies, just so you’re sure what it’s supposed to be.
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2008/7/14/lost-in-translation.html
October 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm
“That’s funny, I don’t remember having beads for dinner, OR a litter box full of spiderwebs.”
- Fluffy
October 17, 2012 at 5:43 am
They sell cat litter that looks like little tapioca pearls. I tried some once on my quest to find a litter that wasn’t dusty and my older cat wouldn’t hate. That brand was a bust when my younger cat tried eating some. He left a pile of puke that looked very much like the pin.
October 17, 2012 at 8:59 am
Zippy, that comment was really funny. More thumbs up if I could.
-Me
October 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm
It almost looks cute all curled up on his lapel like that… in a hacked up, undigested twin sort of way.
October 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm
It’s Dr. Bunsen Honeydew! He’s the proud owner of the cat poop brooch!
October 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm
“Something big is going to happen.”
October 16, 2012 at 5:02 pm
(I don’t have a particularly good image editor. If anyone wants to ‘shop this pin into Weird Girl’s hand, go for it.)
October 16, 2012 at 7:42 pm
I will sacrifice myself to being down thumbed into an abyss by saying: Looks like a piece of shit to me. (let the thumbing commence!)
October 16, 2012 at 10:36 pm
October 17, 2012 at 5:37 am
TY lemon_bombs
October 16, 2012 at 9:31 pm
I think the guy looks sexy. Also, he has a fabulous sense of humor. And he has guts to be different. Is he, umm, taken?
October 17, 2012 at 12:04 am
Gives me a whole new mental image of the expression “the guts to be different”.
October 17, 2012 at 5:46 am
Wonder if it was someone from here who bought it?
October 17, 2012 at 7:30 am
The wearer or one of his friends must be here, because this photo has been on the Regretsy “Gallery” page for a long time. I really wonder whether someone gave it to him or he bought it for himself.
October 17, 2012 at 8:20 am
Could it be Che himself? Have we seen pix of him yet? I’ve missed a few posts, so feel free to downthumb me if so. I don’t give a shit.
October 17, 2012 at 3:10 am
At first glance I SERIOUSLY thought it was a hairball.
October 17, 2012 at 4:41 am
He looks as happy as a pig in shit wearing that thing.
October 17, 2012 at 7:15 am
Mr Bot and I just had a conversation about poop. We boiled it down to these rules:
1 Talking about poop is funny
2 Poop games (with actual poop) are NOT funny
This item seems to fall into a grey area we had not considered.
October 17, 2012 at 9:08 am
With a little red tip, it could be tampon art.
October 17, 2012 at 10:45 am
Google image search “bezoar” – am I the only person obsessed with them?
October 17, 2012 at 12:09 pm
“Kitty Glitter”… why does that sound so familiar?
Oh yeah: http://www.amazon.com/Wil-Wheaton-Teenage-Machine-ebook/dp/B007TGHEZW
October 19, 2012 at 10:17 am
Totally not surprised that the purchaser of this fine objet d’art is a Canucklehead. We Canadians are insane.
October 29, 2012 at 12:01 pm
Erm… real life?