I’m not really seeing the appeal of swords on this kind of throne anyway … maybe Edward the Second of England would be into it, but that’s about all I can come up with.
Thanks! The Peter Dinklage reference was my first clue, the way the decal design matched the show’s throne was my second, but this was my third, so I think I’m up to speed now!
When you play a game of porcelain thrones, you poop or you die.
Most men would rather deny a hard poop than face it.
The foods we love destroy us every time lad, remember that.
Nothing burns like the dornish foods.
I swear to you, shitting on a throne is a thousand times harder then winning one.
I’m not sure what happened. But I put this on behind my toilet. Then in the middle of a game of ‘float the peasant.’ A quick witted dwarf, tricked me, kicked me off the ‘throne’ and declared that the kingdom of the northern porcelain throne was now his. Now, I’m banished to the shower,and have to complete a quest for dragon’s fire. I don’t get it.
I just found the gift for my ex best friend’s nameday. It’s in a month, so I better hurry. Hey, let’s bring the “raise your views and your sales” element back!
You know I never heard of vinyl wall decals tip I started visiting Regretsy but I must come to the conclusion they are all tacky or funny or both. Are there any nice ones out there or is that just the nature of that vinyl beast?
October 15, 2012 at 10:02 am
Useful for when the kingdom goes to shit.
October 15, 2012 at 10:04 am
Perfect for giving Joffrey a swirly.
October 15, 2012 at 10:54 am
This is the only throne that is perfect for Joffrey. After all, he is a little shit.
October 15, 2012 at 10:05 am
A man’s castle is his outhouse.
October 15, 2012 at 10:10 am
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October 15, 2012 at 10:17 am
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October 15, 2012 at 10:21 am
Thanks! The Peter Dinklage reference was my first clue, the way the decal design matched the show’s throne was my second, but this was my third, so I think I’m up to speed now!
October 15, 2012 at 10:21 am
The claymore you know…
October 15, 2012 at 10:09 am
Perfect for those days when there’s a bit to much chilis in the pico de gallo.
October 15, 2012 at 10:26 am
^^ TOO much chilis…
Downthumbed, eh? Perhaps that was TMI…
October 15, 2012 at 9:55 pm
I thumbed you up – I can sooooo relate, after last nights dinner of spicy goulash.
October 15, 2012 at 10:16 am
Off with his turtle head!
October 15, 2012 at 10:16 am
When you play a game of porcelain thrones, you poop or you die.
Most men would rather deny a hard poop than face it.
The foods we love destroy us every time lad, remember that.
Nothing burns like the dornish foods.
I swear to you, shitting on a throne is a thousand times harder then winning one.
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week
October 15, 2012 at 10:38 am
Valar faecalis.
October 15, 2012 at 10:32 am
I’m not gonna pretend I don’t love this.
October 15, 2012 at 11:13 am
I love it too, and I haven’t even read the books or watched the series yet.
October 15, 2012 at 11:44 am
YOU SHOULD DO THOSE THINGS IN THAT ORDER.
October 15, 2012 at 10:35 am
Strangely fitting after a day of eating nothing but jalapeno poppers and corn nuts.
October 15, 2012 at 10:35 am
Your scepter just got septic.
October 15, 2012 at 10:39 am
I’m not sure what happened. But I put this on behind my toilet. Then in the middle of a game of ‘float the peasant.’ A quick witted dwarf, tricked me, kicked me off the ‘throne’ and declared that the kingdom of the northern porcelain throne was now his. Now, I’m banished to the shower,and have to complete a quest for dragon’s fire. I don’t get it.
Recommendation = Don’t buy this.
October 15, 2012 at 10:43 am
Uh huh…..I see what you did there….
October 15, 2012 at 10:50 am
Fire and blood.
Sounds like a night after some of those Dornish peppers.
October 15, 2012 at 10:50 am
Has anyone read the books? Wouldn’t it suit Tywin? (I’m avoiding spoilers here for the non-readers)
October 15, 2012 at 3:04 pm
LMAO
October 15, 2012 at 10:55 am
I just found the gift for my ex best friend’s nameday. It’s in a month, so I better hurry. Hey, let’s bring the “raise your views and your sales” element back!
October 15, 2012 at 11:16 am
sounds like a good title for a treasury, “gifts for ex best friends”.
October 15, 2012 at 10:56 am
Perfect for when you’ve eaten too much spicy food, and you’re experiencing A Song of Ass On Fire.
October 15, 2012 at 11:07 am
It’s got to be more comfortable than the Original.
October 15, 2012 at 11:34 am
Perfect for behind the boss’s chair, but only if you sneak in and do it without permission.
October 15, 2012 at 11:40 am
one of those rare yet always glorious intersections of “something belonging on regretsy” and “something i can’t buy fast enough”
October 15, 2012 at 12:24 pm
Recommended! I came in holding a deuce and finished with a Royal Flush! The other guys don’t like the new poker room, though.
October 15, 2012 at 12:49 pm
You know I never heard of vinyl wall decals tip I started visiting Regretsy but I must come to the conclusion they are all tacky or funny or both. Are there any nice ones out there or is that just the nature of that vinyl beast?
October 15, 2012 at 1:10 pm
There has to be a “White Floaters” joke in there somewhere.
October 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Yeah, on the top.
October 15, 2012 at 1:25 pm
Wiiiiiiillllsooooon!
October 15, 2012 at 6:04 pm
“squeegee” for those that need extra help?
October 16, 2012 at 2:28 am
“All pretenders to the Iron Throne must wash hands before returning to their scheming – Westeros Board of Health”
October 16, 2012 at 3:51 pm
I feel like such a hipster–I bought this BEFORE it was featured on regretsy. It’s currently winging its way to me in the mail.
October 16, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Well, you know what they say- the King eats and the Hand…