- Submitted by Ferdinand
You know what they say about Dornish wine. You just rent it.
Useful for when the kingdom goes to shit.
Perfect for giving Joffrey a swirly.
This is the only throne that is perfect for Joffrey. After all, he is a little shit.
A man’s castle is his outhouse.
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I’m not really seeing the appeal of swords on this kind of throne anyway … maybe Edward the Second of England would be into it, but that’s about all I can come up with.
It’s a Game of Thrones reference.
Thanks! The Peter Dinklage reference was my first clue, the way the decal design matched the show’s throne was my second, but this was my third, so I think I’m up to speed now!
The claymore you know…
Perfect for those days when there’s a bit to much chilis in the pico de gallo.
^^ TOO much chilis…
Downthumbed, eh? Perhaps that was TMI…
I thumbed you up – I can sooooo relate, after last nights dinner of spicy goulash.
Off with his turtle head!
When you play a game of porcelain thrones, you poop or you die.
Most men would rather deny a hard poop than face it.
The foods we love destroy us every time lad, remember that.
Nothing burns like the dornish foods.
I swear to you, shitting on a throne is a thousand times harder then winning one.
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week
I’m not gonna pretend I don’t love this.
I love it too, and I haven’t even read the books or watched the series yet.
YOU SHOULD DO THOSE THINGS IN THAT ORDER.
Strangely fitting after a day of eating nothing but jalapeno poppers and corn nuts.
Your scepter just got septic.
I’m not sure what happened. But I put this on behind my toilet. Then in the middle of a game of ‘float the peasant.’ A quick witted dwarf, tricked me, kicked me off the ‘throne’ and declared that the kingdom of the northern porcelain throne was now his. Now, I’m banished to the shower,and have to complete a quest for dragon’s fire. I don’t get it.
Recommendation = Don’t buy this.
Uh huh…..I see what you did there….
Fire and blood.
Sounds like a night after some of those Dornish peppers.
Has anyone read the books? Wouldn’t it suit Tywin? (I’m avoiding spoilers here for the non-readers)
I just found the gift for my ex best friend’s nameday. It’s in a month, so I better hurry. Hey, let’s bring the “raise your views and your sales” element back!
sounds like a good title for a treasury, “gifts for ex best friends”.
Perfect for when you’ve eaten too much spicy food, and you’re experiencing A Song of Ass On Fire.
It’s got to be more comfortable than the Original.
Perfect for behind the boss’s chair, but only if you sneak in and do it without permission.
one of those rare yet always glorious intersections of “something belonging on regretsy” and “something i can’t buy fast enough”
Recommended! I came in holding a deuce and finished with a Royal Flush! The other guys don’t like the new poker room, though.
You know I never heard of vinyl wall decals tip I started visiting Regretsy but I must come to the conclusion they are all tacky or funny or both. Are there any nice ones out there or is that just the nature of that vinyl beast?
There has to be a “White Floaters” joke in there somewhere.
Yeah, on the top.
“squeegee” for those that need extra help?
“All pretenders to the Iron Throne must wash hands before returning to their scheming – Westeros Board of Health”
I feel like such a hipster–I bought this BEFORE it was featured on regretsy. It’s currently winging its way to me in the mail.
Well, you know what they say- the King eats and the Hand…
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