That was insiring! Think I’ll be fearlous and make that cape and shield for supper tonight. Wish I’d known about it Satyrday, when my nephew thurned 30.
Beige and grey adds color and warmth but only because it is vintage. Mary Todd Lincoln had one just like it in the White House kitchen. I think Abe gave it to her. Not only was Abe honest he was also badass.
Look at the seller’s other birthday invitations. Snow White – Kristina’s Palase, Angry Birds – You Are Invitate, Satyrday again on a lot of them. Yeah… I’d really order invitations from a seller with spelling errors and typos on most of the samples.
Did you notice their banner? They can’t even spell their own shop name properly! “Birghtday Invitations”! I also saw one where the party date was June 1th.
Love the profile: “I am an artist. I design printed work like birthday party invitations, birthday invitations & photo birthday party invitations for kids.”
“Oh, and party birthday invitations and photo party birthday invitations.” More likely she’s got HP Creative Studio or something similar that has templates and licensed character images, and her main artistic contribution is to type misspellings into the appropriate blanks on a merge form.
Ooooh! Yeah. I know where Rachel’s house is on “Lest Loap 3.” I’ve been by that a couple of times when I took the wrong turn from the Zest Soap Overpass. HATE those Loapy roads.
And what is that watermark on the insiring cloud box? “Hey Cokey?” Maybe it’s a secret coke meaning “Don’t jack things from your parents!”
So I was looking at her other gems, and saw this one. Nothing says “Kindergarten boy’s birthday party” like a RATED M, violent video game theme! Bottle rockets and smoke bombs for all! Shoot the birthday boy and win an AK-47 !
@@ The ratings are just recommendations for parents that can’t be bothered to actually pay attention to what their kids are doing and discuss the fact that it isn’t real. Lots of kids like Call of Duty, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
Wow! Every single invitation in that persons shop is misspelled. If you don’t give a crap about stealing copywrited art, then you probably aren’t going to give a crap about spelling.
The hourly supper hero entered the kids party fearlously. He needed another drink. A room full of kids thurning six, hyped-up on sugar. What could be worse? It was satyrday. He wanted to be home, drinking a cold one, listening to his insiring Vixon’s records (1988 will never die). But no, a job is a job. A dollar is a dollar. He lowered his hood with the thought of the on-coming badaas headache.
Waah, I want the “fearlously” shirt, have to check if they ship overseas – it’s much better than most of the Engrish shirts we get on the streets of good old Europe.
October 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm
The backdrop of the typography print is a preview of what your sheets will look like after your Insiring Dreams.
October 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Oh god, I HATE Satyrdays. Leg-shaving is a nightmare!
October 14, 2012 at 4:17 pm
It would behoof you to do it anyway.
October 14, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Good. I’m glad my comment didn’t pan.
October 14, 2012 at 5:15 pm
nobody’s gryphon you a hard time…
October 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm
It took a minotaur for that to sink in.
October 14, 2012 at 6:17 pm
I love Regretsy except when I have to try to read it on my faun.
October 14, 2012 at 4:43 pm
I much prefer Centaurdays, more time to horse around.
October 14, 2012 at 6:01 pm
And I love to get hammered on Thorsday!
October 14, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Switching pantheons could have been a mythtake.
October 15, 2012 at 4:17 am
Odin you know? It’s a new chimera and wiccan do that.
October 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm
That was insiring! Think I’ll be fearlous and make that cape and shield for supper tonight. Wish I’d known about it Satyrday, when my nephew thurned 30.
October 14, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Forgot vixon. Darn.
October 14, 2012 at 3:32 pm
So much derp, I don’t quite know where to begin!
I, too, fear lously. I also fear spiderly.
What was in the box? Used condoms?
I have not found many restaurants who could proudly display that sign.
October 14, 2012 at 4:40 pm
What was in the box?
Insiring dreams! ◕‿◕ ◕‿◕ ◕‿◕
October 14, 2012 at 3:33 pm
I would love to add a touch of color to my kitchen with an entirely beige and gray print!
October 14, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Beige and grey adds color and warmth but only because it is vintage. Mary Todd Lincoln had one just like it in the White House kitchen. I think Abe gave it to her. Not only was Abe honest he was also badass.
October 14, 2012 at 3:39 pm
I’m still wondering whose cooking is as badaas the seller listing the sign? This is the work for a supper hero!
October 14, 2012 at 3:41 pm
The kid in the candyland sample looks like she’s really worried about satyrday. I would be too, given a satyr’s reputation.
Hey! Maybe that’s where insiring dreams come from.
October 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm
she looks like she’s The Only Sane Kid In the World
October 14, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Gift suggestion for Rachel (if new parents are not an option) 1. Hooked on Phonics, 2. a dictionary; we know that these items are not in the house.
October 15, 2012 at 9:23 am
I think a new shop name is in order:
“Illiterate Invitations”
October 14, 2012 at 3:41 pm
REGRETS ONLY. If you’re not a Regret you better mosy the fuck on….. I’ll see you Satyrday.
October 14, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Vixon’s the One!
October 14, 2012 at 7:08 pm
On Disher, on Duncer, on Pincer, on Vixon, on Commie, on Cunted, on Dander, on Bitchen.
October 14, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Chef Boyardee, the REAL American Supper Hero!
October 14, 2012 at 4:11 pm
“In the summer of 2006, I discovered this quote on a mysterious box in my parent’s study. The box has been sitting on my dresser ever since.”
So are the seller’s folks still searching for this box she lifted? Or is it still a mystery?
October 14, 2012 at 5:15 pm
If a box (of little use) has been on your desk since 2006, you might be a hoarder. (from the “You Might Be Hoarder” comedy tour).
October 14, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Look at the seller’s other birthday invitations. Snow White – Kristina’s Palase, Angry Birds – You Are Invitate, Satyrday again on a lot of them. Yeah… I’d really order invitations from a seller with spelling errors and typos on most of the samples.
October 14, 2012 at 5:31 pm
Did you notice their banner? They can’t even spell their own shop name properly! “Birghtday Invitations”! I also saw one where the party date was June 1th.
October 14, 2012 at 8:21 pm
I had thought it might be iornic, but …
October 14, 2012 at 9:36 pm
I have to say I’m not too stoked about going to the one at Bully’s house.
October 14, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Just one sale so far, so there must not be too many illiterates looking for U-print “birghtday” invitations.
October 14, 2012 at 6:29 pm
Love the profile: “I am an artist. I design printed work like birthday party invitations, birthday invitations & photo birthday party invitations for kids.”
October 14, 2012 at 11:07 pm
“Oh, and party birthday invitations and photo party birthday invitations.” More likely she’s got HP Creative Studio or something similar that has templates and licensed character images, and her main artistic contribution is to type misspellings into the appropriate blanks on a merge form.
October 15, 2012 at 8:17 am
The Kristina’s Palase one also asks you to “Please joint us”. I think Princess Kristina is a little too young for a joint.
October 15, 2012 at 9:05 am
Maybe the seller is one of these people who intentionally mis-spells his/her child’s name to be Yoooooneeeekkke.
October 15, 2012 at 6:53 pm
The card has magically corrected itself! (But the banner remains.)
October 14, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Badaas home cooking is brought to you by Chef Bing and Chef Boom.
October 14, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Also please remember that “aas” means “carrion” in German. Now for my cooking skills. http://www.wkyt.com/wymt/home/headlines/Whitley-County-restaurant-shut-down-after-road-kill-found-in-kitchen-171867021.html
October 14, 2012 at 8:25 pm
I thought maybe it was Swedish. Thanks for setting me straight.
October 14, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Ooooh! Yeah. I know where Rachel’s house is on “Lest Loap 3.” I’ve been by that a couple of times when I took the wrong turn from the Zest Soap Overpass. HATE those Loapy roads.
And what is that watermark on the insiring cloud box? “Hey Cokey?” Maybe it’s a secret coke meaning “Don’t jack things from your parents!”
October 14, 2012 at 4:39 pm
* derp…”code”
October 14, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Secret cokes are the best kind of cokes.
October 14, 2012 at 5:58 pm
NM. It’s the owner’s watermark. derp me
October 14, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Too many cokes spoil the supe.
October 14, 2012 at 4:47 pm
I’m amazed that “vixon” isn’t also “volumptuous.”
October 14, 2012 at 9:40 pm
I’d just like to know what “Vwrp” means.
October 16, 2012 at 3:48 am
“Vamp” in very bad script.
I’m amazed they got “voluptuous” too. Maybe they bothered to look that one up.
October 14, 2012 at 4:52 pm
Disney should sue her,
not for stealing their licensed images-for fucking butchering those invitates.
October 14, 2012 at 5:25 pm
My first thought when I saw the “vixon” derp, was Nixon. O.O I worry myself sometimes.
My first thought when I saw the “badaas” was a sheep. A sheep wearing a chef’s hat, and maybe with a slight attitude.
October 14, 2012 at 5:32 pm
So I was looking at her other gems, and saw this one. Nothing says “Kindergarten boy’s birthday party” like a RATED M, violent video game theme! Bottle rockets and smoke bombs for all! Shoot the birthday boy and win an AK-47 !
http://www.etsy.com/listing/111156468/call-of-duty-black-ops-invitations?ref=correlated_featured
October 14, 2012 at 6:48 pm
Did you see the picture of the shop “owner”? Very creepy….Why is a teenage emo boy designing/selling little kid b-day party invitations?????
October 14, 2012 at 10:55 pm
After his stunning failure to place at the local spelling bee derby races, Birghtday decide to explore a career in grophic deisgn.
October 15, 2012 at 9:08 am
Maybe Emo Kid uses Emo Spelling?? That shop is freaky weird.
October 15, 2012 at 9:12 am
I sure hope his 45 admirers are all CF4L folks….otherwise, I’ve lost all hope for humanity….
October 16, 2012 at 7:54 am
@@ The ratings are just recommendations for parents that can’t be bothered to actually pay attention to what their kids are doing and discuss the fact that it isn’t real. Lots of kids like Call of Duty, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
October 14, 2012 at 6:20 pm
If everyone else is going as a supper hero I think that I’ll go as Cocktail Time Hero and repurpose the shield as a tray.
October 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm
The secret compartment of my tray I fill
With an Scumderdog Super Roofie Pill
October 14, 2012 at 7:30 pm
October 14, 2012 at 8:21 pm
After the blaxploitation genre died out, Sweet Sweetback took up Badaaaaaaas cooking.
October 14, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Not much copyright infringement on those party invites, either.
October 14, 2012 at 8:33 pm
October 14, 2012 at 11:02 pm
Eagles can play accordion?
October 15, 2012 at 6:01 am
They do have the wingspan…
October 14, 2012 at 8:36 pm
Wow! Every single invitation in that persons shop is misspelled. If you don’t give a crap about stealing copywrited art, then you probably aren’t going to give a crap about spelling.
October 14, 2012 at 9:24 pm
You know how it is. Once you give one crap the sluices open and it becomes a veritable diarrhea of crap-giving. Shit.
October 14, 2012 at 11:11 pm
Skitt’s Law strikes again.
October 14, 2012 at 11:13 pm
And the more specific McKean’s Law.
October 14, 2012 at 9:39 pm
I’m concerned about the paradox of a “vixon” who is simultaneously voluptuous and svelte. PICK A SIDE, WE’RE AT WAR.
October 14, 2012 at 10:06 pm
I’m creeped out by the fact that BirthdayInvitations collecting photos, ages, and addresses of kids.
October 14, 2012 at 11:57 pm
The last one also misspelled “Regretsy Only”.
October 15, 2012 at 6:22 am
The hourly supper hero entered the kids party fearlously. He needed another drink. A room full of kids thurning six, hyped-up on sugar. What could be worse? It was satyrday. He wanted to be home, drinking a cold one, listening to his insiring Vixon’s records (1988 will never die). But no, a job is a job. A dollar is a dollar. He lowered his hood with the thought of the on-coming badaas headache.
October 15, 2012 at 8:21 am
I really want to know how you misspell “ass”. The first day of Kindergarten my son taught all of his new friends to spell it.
And, yes, I’m so proud.
October 15, 2012 at 10:47 am
Waah, I want the “fearlously” shirt, have to check if they ship overseas – it’s much better than most of the Engrish shirts we get on the streets of good old Europe.
October 15, 2012 at 1:03 pm
I think what bothered me most about that first listing was not the misspelling but the idea of Captain America with a cape. >_<
October 15, 2012 at 1:12 pm
NO CAPES!
- Edna Mode
October 15, 2012 at 6:32 pm
I would pay money to see her say that to Thor.
October 15, 2012 at 1:17 pm
Also, the 8 extra stars on the shield must represent the Noble 8-Fold Way in Buddhism, Captain America’s traditional religion.
October 15, 2012 at 7:19 pm
Fearlously, huh? I must say, I do fear lice.
October 16, 2012 at 8:55 am
Fealous beasts go straight to Frontline. My tomcat did, before coming back to his home box, to which he hopped insiring his queen.