I am the designer of this necklace and I think you are all super funny! Well done, you got the fashion joke of this photo shoot. Freeravin is a brand that goes against the usual grain of fashion, enjoy the laughs, that’s why we are here
Also, go to my website and buy stuff,
Thanks,
Scarlet
Fire crotch? My husband will love this one. When he was in Asia he was mostly used to other men staring in fascination at his junk when he peed in the men’s room because, you know, super ginger pubes.
My brother’s got gorgeous chestnut hair halfway down his back (the best hair in the family, the rotten bastard) … his beard, however, grows in BRIGHT red.
Can I say that I hate the string headband trend, especially on guys whose hair is so short that it’s essentially uneffected by the headband in any way? There, I said it. I feel much better.
I somehow misread it as “adding an UNSEEN sense of fashion to your outfit”. I think unseen fashion would be a better kind of fashion, especially in this case.
So we’re supposed to just hang all our stuff from the antlers instead of shoving them in a bag? How thoroughly utilitarian yet completely outside-the-box!
For $55 I could get a whole unique white peacock, probably even with free delivery by a bare chested viking poultry farmer. Yeah times are that bad for agriculturists.
Hi all you feather necklace admirers, I am stoked to see that you dig my designs. I created this photo shoot and picked out the models to make a joke of the every day fashion experience and I am stoked you got the joke! Now go to my website and buy some stuff for your self, http://www.freeravin.com
The funny thing is that this necklace was just advertised in Life and Charity Magazine…It seems to be getting tons of press lately!
Love, Scarlet
Well, I am the actual photographer who shot this image, and that is my actual brother modeling. And this is probably the funniest thing that’s ever happened. Fortunately, my bro is a hilarious person and is handling the whole situation without too much regret(sy). I am delighted to take the heat for the armpit hair, the incongruous setting, and convincing my non-model brother to help out my friend Scarlet and I with our idea for an over-the-top, semi-ironic fashion shoot. I was able to convince him to do it simply by saying “Don’t worry Mike! No one will ever see these!” Guess that line won’t work again. But thanks everyone for the interest… even if this wasn’t exactly what we had in mind.
October 13, 2012 at 3:03 pm
His Blue Steel look meets Dirty Hippy.
October 13, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Magnum.
October 17, 2012 at 4:40 pm
I am the designer of this necklace and I think you are all super funny! Well done, you got the fashion joke of this photo shoot. Freeravin is a brand that goes against the usual grain of fashion, enjoy the laughs, that’s why we are here
Also, go to my website and buy stuff,
Thanks,
Scarlet
October 13, 2012 at 3:03 pm
I wonder if the carpets match the drapes?
October 13, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Are you inquiring if he has a feather braided into his nether regions?
Because now I’m curious too.
October 13, 2012 at 4:15 pm
I would like to see said nether feather.
October 13, 2012 at 5:22 pm
I wonder whether it’s nether feather weather.
October 13, 2012 at 5:50 pm
I think that’s nether here nor there.
>_< Okay that pun was horrible even for me.
October 14, 2012 at 12:09 am
Nether mind.
October 14, 2012 at 9:56 am
It would be a sad nether feather.
October 15, 2012 at 12:05 am
Is there any nether into which one could weave a feather?
October 13, 2012 at 3:05 pm
His come-hither look clashes with his pit hair. As does his bright red beard.
October 13, 2012 at 3:38 pm
You thought it was a “come hither” look? I thought it was more of a “wtf am I doing” look …
October 13, 2012 at 9:11 pm
I was thinking it was a “just wait until YOU lose the bet” look.
October 14, 2012 at 12:11 am
I’m pretty sure that is one “I am now plotting my revenge” look.
October 13, 2012 at 4:58 pm
I thought it was a “why am I standing bare ass in the snow? ” look.
October 13, 2012 at 3:08 pm
The regretsy mathematician in me needs to know the probabilities of him being a “fire crotch”.
Brown hair + red facial hair + slighty red armpit hair + chest freckles = Firecrotch??
October 13, 2012 at 3:33 pm
There is a 96.3% probability of firecrotch, scientifically speaking.
October 13, 2012 at 7:12 pm
Fire crotch? My husband will love this one. When he was in Asia he was mostly used to other men staring in fascination at his junk when he peed in the men’s room because, you know, super ginger pubes.
October 13, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Ah yes, Trims With Wahl Clippers, Chief of the Mannskapey tribe.
October 13, 2012 at 3:09 pm
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October 13, 2012 at 3:13 pm
A lot of us have beards a different color to the hair everywhere else. Mine is red too, even though my hair is brown. Seems to be one of those things.
October 13, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Seconded. I had a boyfriend with almost the same hair coloring as shown, and medium firecrotch. Darker red than some but still red.
October 13, 2012 at 8:35 pm
My hubby is the same way. Brown head of hair, red beard, redish-brown “body” hair
October 13, 2012 at 4:52 pm
My brother grew a goatee once. It came in black with red stripes on either side. It was like an awesome goatee full of Satan.
October 13, 2012 at 5:01 pm
If you have *any* pictures of this, I beg you to put them up.
October 13, 2012 at 9:12 pm
Goatee of Satan = awesome band name
October 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Goatse of Satan = Best. Bridal. Shower. Game. Ever.
October 13, 2012 at 3:39 pm
My brother’s got gorgeous chestnut hair halfway down his back (the best hair in the family, the rotten bastard) … his beard, however, grows in BRIGHT red.
I sort of doubt the guy in the pic dyes anything.
October 13, 2012 at 6:55 pm
My ex had dark hair and body hair, but for some reason, his mustache was blond. And on the few occasions he let his beard grow out, it came in red.
October 13, 2012 at 8:31 pm
If he’s got chestnut hair on his back, what colour is the hair on his head?
October 14, 2012 at 8:38 am
My husband has thick, healthy ashe blonde hair that WAS down to his belt. It makes me sick. (His beard when he grows it, is bright blonde)
Key word is WAS.
He came home one day and begged me to cut it off.
Yup. Almost a foot of his hair, gone in 5 minutes.
When he went to work the next day, you’d have thought the world was ending from the reactions.
October 14, 2012 at 10:13 pm
Husband, until about 40: Light-brown hair, RED-RED beard, light-brown hair everywhere else.
Husband, now mid-50s: “Blond” hair (light-brown mixed with about 75% white), WHITE-WHITE beard, light-brown hair everywhere else.
When that young man pictured above gets older, he’s going to be a GLORIOUS silver fox.
Readheads don’t go grey.
October 14, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Shit. *REDheads.* I saw it just as I hit the post button.
October 13, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Seeing as this man is shirtless in some snow-covered terrain, AND he is adorned with feathers and string, he must be some kind of native…
October 13, 2012 at 3:16 pm
I believe you.
I do.
No, really.
I’m pretty sure his Native American Name is Chief Dances With Feathered Cocks.
October 13, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Pale Man With Fire Beard and Sharpened Nipples.
October 13, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Runs with Peacocks.
October 13, 2012 at 9:13 pm
Dances with Cupcakes.
October 14, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Poses For Tourists.
October 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Winces with Firecrotch.
October 13, 2012 at 3:13 pm
I like how the “unique” peacock feather points down to his no-no zone.
October 13, 2012 at 3:16 pm
AND if you click on the real listing you get your, required by law, etsy wood.
I’m sure this versatile accessory can be used to tie and tickle other bits of wood.
October 13, 2012 at 3:23 pm
But can it withstand a good choking? That is the question.
October 13, 2012 at 3:35 pm
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October 13, 2012 at 3:17 pm
he looks like he feels a little regretsy about posing for this photo.
October 13, 2012 at 3:21 pm
October 13, 2012 at 3:29 pm
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October 13, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Lookit them pit pelts!
October 13, 2012 at 10:47 pm
Axilla angora
October 13, 2012 at 3:38 pm
fuhgget the toplessness or the item, all I see is ginger-beard
October 14, 2012 at 10:46 am
All I see is armpit tarantulas.
October 13, 2012 at 4:04 pm
What’s the deal with the frame shot? Am I not artistic enough, ’cause I don’t get it.
Gun on hip, wedding ring, jeans, naked chest. Feather necklace. Frame with snow on it. Adds up to… what?
October 13, 2012 at 7:12 pm
Someone you don’t have friends in common with?
October 13, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Maybe if I printed it, hung the print on a clothesline, and took a picture of the picture I could sell it for $22?
October 14, 2012 at 10:10 am
Sure it’s a gun and not some kind of antler-handled knife?
October 13, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Can I say that I hate the string headband trend, especially on guys whose hair is so short that it’s essentially uneffected by the headband in any way? There, I said it. I feel much better.
October 13, 2012 at 4:07 pm
You forgot, he also used the word “hangs.” Yup.
October 13, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Shortly after this photo was taken, he ripped off the ridiculous jewelry, set his beard on fire and went on a viking rampage.
October 13, 2012 at 5:16 pm
The next day he woke up thor.
October 13, 2012 at 5:20 pm
That’ll happen when you’re hammered.
October 13, 2012 at 5:26 pm
The Mjolnir you know.
October 13, 2012 at 7:21 pm
He was Loki not to get arrested.
October 15, 2012 at 10:21 am
Zippy, marry me, please.
October 13, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Better stick with the Vikin’ den.
October 13, 2012 at 4:37 pm
“Hurry up and take this picture! I’m FREEZING!”
October 13, 2012 at 5:15 pm
That look says “the shit I do to get laid”.
October 13, 2012 at 6:34 pm
How much would the rubber band around his head cost me?
October 13, 2012 at 8:01 pm
I somehow misread it as “adding an UNSEEN sense of fashion to your outfit”. I think unseen fashion would be a better kind of fashion, especially in this case.
October 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Dad?
October 13, 2012 at 10:08 pm
THIS!? But not the “deer rack backpack?”
http://www.etsy.com/listing/101920313/deer-rack-back-pack
October 13, 2012 at 10:58 pm
So we’re supposed to just hang all our stuff from the antlers instead of shoving them in a bag? How thoroughly utilitarian yet completely outside-the-box!
October 14, 2012 at 5:09 am
oh! that is VERY VERY good.
I wonder if you have to take out special insurance for it?
October 14, 2012 at 5:45 am
I like the picture in that listing where the model herself is laughing at all of it.
October 14, 2012 at 1:19 am
I would like to have that.
No, not the necklace…
October 14, 2012 at 2:09 am
For $55 I could get a whole unique white peacock, probably even with free delivery by a bare chested viking poultry farmer. Yeah times are that bad for agriculturists.
October 14, 2012 at 8:34 am
Hate to burst your bubble, but that’s not a peacock feather. Chicken feather from your backyard coop maybe, but not peacock.
October 15, 2012 at 7:22 pm
Versatile for what? All the Native American pow-wows he’ll be attending?
October 15, 2012 at 11:17 pm
10/10 Would bang.
October 17, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Hi all you feather necklace admirers, I am stoked to see that you dig my designs. I created this photo shoot and picked out the models to make a joke of the every day fashion experience and I am stoked you got the joke! Now go to my website and buy some stuff for your self,
http://www.freeravin.com
The funny thing is that this necklace was just advertised in Life and Charity Magazine…It seems to be getting tons of press lately!
Love, Scarlet
October 17, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Well, I am the actual photographer who shot this image, and that is my actual brother modeling. And this is probably the funniest thing that’s ever happened. Fortunately, my bro is a hilarious person and is handling the whole situation without too much regret(sy). I am delighted to take the heat for the armpit hair, the incongruous setting, and convincing my non-model brother to help out my friend Scarlet and I with our idea for an over-the-top, semi-ironic fashion shoot. I was able to convince him to do it simply by saying “Don’t worry Mike! No one will ever see these!” Guess that line won’t work again.
But thanks everyone for the interest… even if this wasn’t exactly what we had in mind.
October 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Love knowing the background story! He looks amused…and is def a hottie