“Cock,” “Long,” and “Versatile.” Sounds like my last Craigslist ad.
His Blue Steel look meets Dirty Hippy.
I am the designer of this necklace and I think you are all super funny! Well done, you got the fashion joke of this photo shoot. Freeravin is a brand that goes against the usual grain of fashion, enjoy the laughs, that’s why we are here
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I wonder if the carpets match the drapes?
Are you inquiring if he has a feather braided into his nether regions?
Because now I’m curious too.
I would like to see said nether feather.
I wonder whether it’s nether feather weather.
I think that’s nether here nor there.
>_< Okay that pun was horrible even for me.
It would be a sad nether feather.
Is there any nether into which one could weave a feather?
His come-hither look clashes with his pit hair. As does his bright red beard.
You thought it was a “come hither” look? I thought it was more of a “wtf am I doing” look …
I was thinking it was a “just wait until YOU lose the bet” look.
I’m pretty sure that is one “I am now plotting my revenge” look.
I thought it was a “why am I standing bare ass in the snow? ” look.
The regretsy mathematician in me needs to know the probabilities of him being a “fire crotch”.
Brown hair + red facial hair + slighty red armpit hair + chest freckles = Firecrotch??
There is a 96.3% probability of firecrotch, scientifically speaking.
Fire crotch? My husband will love this one. When he was in Asia he was mostly used to other men staring in fascination at his junk when he peed in the men’s room because, you know, super ginger pubes.
Ah yes, Trims With Wahl Clippers, Chief of the Mannskapey tribe.
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Drapes are definitely dyed. Why do the beard and not the pits? If you want to look like Murray from Flight of the Conchords, that is?
A lot of us have beards a different color to the hair everywhere else. Mine is red too, even though my hair is brown. Seems to be one of those things.
Seconded. I had a boyfriend with almost the same hair coloring as shown, and medium firecrotch. Darker red than some but still red.
My hubby is the same way. Brown head of hair, red beard, redish-brown “body” hair
My brother grew a goatee once. It came in black with red stripes on either side. It was like an awesome goatee full of Satan.
If you have *any* pictures of this, I beg you to put them up.
Goatee of Satan = awesome band name
Goatse of Satan = Best. Bridal. Shower. Game. Ever.
My brother’s got gorgeous chestnut hair halfway down his back (the best hair in the family, the rotten bastard) … his beard, however, grows in BRIGHT red.
I sort of doubt the guy in the pic dyes anything.
My ex had dark hair and body hair, but for some reason, his mustache was blond. And on the few occasions he let his beard grow out, it came in red.
If he’s got chestnut hair on his back, what colour is the hair on his head?
My husband has thick, healthy ashe blonde hair that WAS down to his belt. It makes me sick. (His beard when he grows it, is bright blonde)
Key word is WAS.
He came home one day and begged me to cut it off.
Yup. Almost a foot of his hair, gone in 5 minutes.
When he went to work the next day, you’d have thought the world was ending from the reactions.
Husband, until about 40: Light-brown hair, RED-RED beard, light-brown hair everywhere else.
Husband, now mid-50s: “Blond” hair (light-brown mixed with about 75% white), WHITE-WHITE beard, light-brown hair everywhere else.
When that young man pictured above gets older, he’s going to be a GLORIOUS silver fox. Readheads don’t go grey.
Shit. *REDheads.* I saw it just as I hit the post button.
Seeing as this man is shirtless in some snow-covered terrain, AND he is adorned with feathers and string, he must be some kind of native…
I believe you.
I’m pretty sure his Native American Name is Chief Dances With Feathered Cocks.
Pale Man With Fire Beard and Sharpened Nipples.
Runs with Peacocks.
Dances with Cupcakes.
Poses For Tourists.
Winces with Firecrotch.
I like how the “unique” peacock feather points down to his no-no zone.
AND if you click on the real listing you get your, required by law, etsy wood.
I’m sure this versatile accessory can be used to tie and tickle other bits of wood.
But can it withstand a good choking? That is the question.
what the fuck? tying up your dick isn’t appealing?!
he looks like he feels a little regretsy about posing for this photo.
I want his headband
No way,? this can’t be real!? everyone involved (incl. model) feel bad about this moment in time!
Lookit them pit pelts!
fuhgget the toplessness or the item, all I see is ginger-beard
All I see is armpit tarantulas.
What’s the deal with the frame shot? Am I not artistic enough, ’cause I don’t get it.
Gun on hip, wedding ring, jeans, naked chest. Feather necklace. Frame with snow on it. Adds up to… what?
Someone you don’t have friends in common with?
Maybe if I printed it, hung the print on a clothesline, and took a picture of the picture I could sell it for $22?
Sure it’s a gun and not some kind of antler-handled knife?
Can I say that I hate the string headband trend, especially on guys whose hair is so short that it’s essentially uneffected by the headband in any way? There, I said it. I feel much better.
You forgot, he also used the word “hangs.” Yup.
Shortly after this photo was taken, he ripped off the ridiculous jewelry, set his beard on fire and went on a viking rampage.
The next day he woke up thor.
That’ll happen when you’re hammered.
The Mjolnir you know.
He was Loki not to get arrested.
Zippy, marry me, please.
Better stick with the Vikin’ den.
“Hurry up and take this picture! I’m FREEZING!”
That look says “the shit I do to get laid”.
How much would the rubber band around his head cost me?
I somehow misread it as “adding an UNSEEN sense of fashion to your outfit”. I think unseen fashion would be a better kind of fashion, especially in this case.
THIS!? But not the “deer rack backpack?”
So we’re supposed to just hang all our stuff from the antlers instead of shoving them in a bag? How thoroughly utilitarian yet completely outside-the-box!
oh! that is VERY VERY good.
I wonder if you have to take out special insurance for it?
I like the picture in that listing where the model herself is laughing at all of it.
I would like to have that.
No, not the necklace…
For $55 I could get a whole unique white peacock, probably even with free delivery by a bare chested viking poultry farmer. Yeah times are that bad for agriculturists.
Hate to burst your bubble, but that’s not a peacock feather. Chicken feather from your backyard coop maybe, but not peacock.
Versatile for what? All the Native American pow-wows he’ll be attending?
10/10 Would bang.
Hi all you feather necklace admirers, I am stoked to see that you dig my designs. I created this photo shoot and picked out the models to make a joke of the every day fashion experience and I am stoked you got the joke! Now go to my website and buy some stuff for your self,
The funny thing is that this necklace was just advertised in Life and Charity Magazine…It seems to be getting tons of press lately!
Well, I am the actual photographer who shot this image, and that is my actual brother modeling. And this is probably the funniest thing that’s ever happened. Fortunately, my bro is a hilarious person and is handling the whole situation without too much regret(sy). I am delighted to take the heat for the armpit hair, the incongruous setting, and convincing my non-model brother to help out my friend Scarlet and I with our idea for an over-the-top, semi-ironic fashion shoot. I was able to convince him to do it simply by saying “Don’t worry Mike! No one will ever see these!” Guess that line won’t work again. But thanks everyone for the interest… even if this wasn’t exactly what we had in mind.
Love knowing the background story! He looks amused…and is def a hottie
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