It looks like you fell asleep on a sausage patty.
Sausage patty? Nah, that girl just has a Bran Muffin Top.
Goes straight to your butt.
More like through your butt if it’s bran.
It’s all that – whole grain and low fat. You know you want a piece of that.
Put a button in the middle of that thing, and we’re in brown eye business.
It looks like one of those mushrooms that grow in the dark and damp places where my dogs poop in my yard. And if those things are fetching $18 a piece, then Etsy, here I come!
Rather ‘meadow muffin’-like…
Everyone at Burning Man would really be impressed with that awesome costume, because you know, most of them don’t put too much effort into theirs.
They’re aren’t enough hallucinogens on the face of the earth to make this look anywhere close to clever or identifiable! Maybe it’s a conversation starter. “What’s that on your ass girl? You been rolling around on the ground?”
Burning Man? Why the fuck not!
I guess if it burns, then they’ll accept it.
Well shit, I’m going to stop taking my antibiotics STAT!
Do us all a favor and keep Burning Man out of this. Seriously.
Yay! Now I am an instant Ewok.
I had a Care Bear that looked just like this. But without as much possibility of camel toe.
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She sat her fat ass on a hamburger and is trying to sell it on Etsy. These crafty crafters will stop at NOTHING.
I liked it, but disagree with the fat ass part. I live in Ohio… It’s all fat ass, all the time here… that’s not a fat ass.
Sorry. My ass IS fat. I was trying to be funny and wasn’t. Just mean. Sorry, guys!
Her ass is fine. The bizarre thing attached to it, on the other hand…
Looks like she sat in sorta dry dog poop and it stuck to her shirt.
Good God. I’m going to have to turn to religion to get my smug self-worth back.
I’ll be quoting you liberally. I’ll be saying, it’s not Dawkins, not Freud, it was lovinglymadewithspite who said it.
Cute teddy-bear-roadkill-head/chocolate-chip waffle accident/conjoined-twin face/furry Pinhead Hellraiser cosplay/kawaii barf/steak-umms frittata/sucker-born-every-minute/mutant-cow-patty/manhole-cover-for-your-ass/waste-of-fabric/Halloween/Arbor Day/International Fetish-Dungeon Appreciation Week.
Glue a gear on top of the snap & you can add “steampunk” to the list.
Why do you need a gear? Just call it steampunk now.
Now YOU sir know what’s up!!! I like your style.
Open an Etsy shop, you’ll make hundreds.
Yub yub, ee-cha-cha nooooo way.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T CHEW YOUR FOOD.
Looks more like what a Bear would leave in the Woods.
That’s like the “sheet with two holes in it” of adult costumes.
Actually I think this one goes in a hole…or perhaps came out of one.
Weird. The term “pinching a loaf” just popped into my head.
This is more like what happens if you fall asleep in the cow pasture.
At first I thought it said “fell asleep on a sausage party” and my brain went awful places trying to explain that
I want the sewing pattern!
Need two of them for Halloween:
“Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun”
Great, now I’ll have that jingle hanging around all night.
You know every time that name is uttered out of context, Carrie Fischer takes a drink.
“Honey, when you said the patty was on the buns I thought you meant dinner was ready!”
“What’s that costume supposed to be?”
“Aaaaaand done. – I hope I can just avoid fast food and not have to become a damn vegetarian.”
How great would that tail look with the shirt in the ad next to it? I think I found my Halloween costume!
If it’s a tail, why is it around your waist?
If it’s a tail, why is it around your waste?
If it’s waste, why is it on your waist? Therein lies the tale.
It it’s a tail, why does it look like waste?
Was she wasted when she wore it? Heads says she wasn’t, tails says she was
to be realistic tails come from the base of the spine not the butt.
I would like to ask the seller if it would be OK to wear it on the front as well?
Add a bacon belt and with a sunny-side-up egg belt buckle and you got a nice breakfast there.
It’s a breakfast buttfet.
Breakfast at the Y? I’m down!
Before reading the words, my first thought was, “Why does this girl have a smushed pine cone stuck to her shirt? She must have fell pretty hard.”
That’s some pretty awesome photoshopping at the top of the pic.
AHahahaha wth?!? I hadn’t even noticed
I know! I wonder what the background was originally.
Maybe that IS the original background. Not having a head would explain why the model believes that wearing a meadow muffin is a good idea.
Shouldn’t this be a NSFW?
I’m not supposed to look at bear asses from 9-5.
Where’s the other all beef patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onion? And of course the sesame seed bun?
“Fancy dress parties…”
RSVP Black tie/Brown butt
WTF is “handmade quality?” Clearly this seller has not taken a good look at what some of her fellow Etsyians hand “craft.”
As seen on no self-respecting Furry, ever.
I will admit that it has multipurpose possibilities. Not only can it be a hideous costume, it can also be a vile beret/fascinator.
Finally! Giraffe headband thingy girl has a good reason to be unimpressed!
Totally off subject here…but I really want the MLP purse she has in her shop…NOW!!!
OMG!!! She does custom MLP purses!! I am so ordering a zombie pony! Thanks regretsy for helping me spend my hubbys hard earned money!!!! And educating me on the whole biting armadillo thing…who knew. Luv you guys, mean it.
Okay, those are awesome. Lacy cat ears are creepycute, too.
I was thinking more like that special baby-pooped-in-the-middle-of-the-night-squashed-poopy poop look
This bear doesn’t just shit in the woods, it poops its pants in the woods
She fell asleep at a furry sausage party and now your butt looks like this. Let this be a lesson to us all.
I think they meant “Teddy Bear FAIL”.
yeah, I’ll just get me coat…
As far as I’m concerned, that tail would be a winner if it weren’t wearing a fluffy manhole cover.
looks to me like your fart solidified or it is a mole like growth that you need to get checked out ASAP.
A skid-mark too big to contain.
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