So, this is how this is going to go.
You give me thirty dollars, plus an undetermined amount for shipping. I put this on a bus from Bumfuck, and you have to go down to the Greyhound station to get it. With any luck the bus will be late, and you can eat dinner out of a vending machine while some guy in a plastic poncho rubs his nuts on your shoulder.
Then you get to carry this out to the parking lot, and wedge it into your Kia without ripping the headliner. And once you’ve driven it across town, dragged it up three flights of stairs and set it up in your apartment, you’ll have a busted chair you can’t sit in!
I take Paypal.