If Mitt’s skin really were that color, I’m thinking things would be a WHOLE lot different.
And here, Mittens is trying to capture the coveted state of California by blending in with the locals.
Who is the woman in that second pic? Yeesh.
She’s that lovely Jersey mom who took her tot to the tanning salon!
Isn’t her name Corine Thianleather?
Ya had to remind me of Tan Mom and Mittens in the same post. I am now going off to be sick in the corner.
I think that’s Mitt from that faux-tan Spanish news appearance he did. Que pasa, Mittens?
The Presidential “Raza” just got mas interesante.
He got all dolled up for a very special edition of “Sabado Gigante”. He was in a sketch on the show where he repeatedly bonked a Mexican version of Big Bird over the head, mistaking it for a pinata and/or government overspending.
What did the busty girls in the tight dresses with ridiculous cleavage represent? Oh, right. Stimulus.
And the clowns on donkeys throwing tamales at them represented his insane running platform.
At first, I thought this was a really bad painting of Val Kilmer. What a bummer that it’s just a really bad painting of Mitt.
I saw Jerry Seinfeld in there at first. These things are the Regretsy equivalent of a Rorshach test!
Tobacco patina’d Kramer? Tanning booth-burnt Kramer?
I know it’s an election cycle, so we try to politicize everything, but there’s no reason to say a picture of poorly-lit John Travolta is “Mitt Romney.”
I think the painting only keeps the subject young and perfect looking if it starts off as a good likeness. Unless this is meant to keep some kind of carnival-barker alternative-reality Mitt Romney alive through [whatever his next 4-8 years hold for him], I don’t think it’s gonna work.
Hahaha, finette – Bobby Jindal was my first thought when I saw that! The horrible, horrible governor of my state, unfortunately. He’s even worse than Mittens.
Mine too. The only possible benefit to Mitt winning was the possibility that he would take Bobby away as VP. But apparently they want him more for Secretary of Education anyway. (Seriously!!!!!)
haha-yeah lucky me-Mittens WAS gov in my state-dark times I tell you-but the one good thing he did was the health care stuff-too bad he’s backpedaling on that now
I thought it was a clown.
Yeah it gives off that black velvet sad clown painting vibe so well.
The first thing I thought of was Ross on “Friends” when he bleached his teeth too long.
“Certificate of authenticity included with purchase.”
What would be the element of this piece that needs to be authenticated?
They still have the receipt that proves the frame came from the DollarTree.
I hope they still have the receipt that came with the camera and/or art lessons.
I kinda like the frame, because it has balls.
I think Mitt himself needs to come with a certificate of authenticity.
I think most printers would reject such a document.
No one would be willing to stake their reputation certifying anything about him.
I think you’d have to travel to the factory in China where he was assembled.
And that factory would be – Foxconn??? Too eerie!
Actually, my sons and I have had the theory that he’s a fairly well-made AI. The problem is that whoever put him together forgot to include the empathy and logic modules.
Like say, a birth certificate?
It really is a spot-on regretsy math here. Kudos to that.
Looks more like Will Ferrell channeling Emmett Kelly Jr. to me.
I saw a zombie Will Farrel in a real estate agent photo.
Been a while, person in charge of adjusting OJ Simpson for the cover of TIME magazine. Hue prankster, hue.
So they decided to give him one more shot?
And said; “Tone it down a notch this time.”
Eddie Munster is sad.
Paul Ryan’s got the smallest forehead ever. It’s like a three-head. It almost can’t fit the sad wrinkles.
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But at least his eyes are quite pretty.
Kinda bloodshot. Prettyboy needs to lay off the poppers.
I liked it better when you said ““¡Hola, Muchachos!”” more than the time you said “¡Hola, Muchachos!” because it was more punc.
I Stuttered. REALLY hectic early morning today.
Maybe this painting was commissioned by the Romney campaign to help boost his terrible image abroad. I could totally picture this on the side of a building in Bhopal, India.
Too soon for a Union Carbide disaster reference?
Only if some jackass says “That was a gas.”
Luckily no one will say that though, right?
Can’t chat now, being annihilated by Shiva the Destroyer. I have to say I had it coming.
Amazing how quick all those fists can punch you in succession, isn’t it?
Maybe this lady has moved on to other subjects:
Gotta say, her technique has improved!
Also, why did they put 5 pics up of the same exact view?
If any of you mom’s-basement-livin’ no-talent-havin’ into-your-cheetos-cryin’ losers buys this before my paycheck comes in I will slaughter something.
I’m just gonna say I sob off to the side of my cheetos so they don’t get soggy! So – YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
And it’s no basement! It’s more of a crawlspace! SO THERE!!
And it’s my stepmom’s house. OK, the woman my “dad” is currently taking advantage of. NOW WHAT?
And I have talent! I can burp most of the Spongebob Squarepants theme if I’ve had enough Mountain Dew!
And it’s actually knock-off brands, not the real stuff. “Butte Sweat” soda and “Agent Orange Crunch”. I’ll show you all, someday!
Well, I won’t really show you all in person, because I have no license or car and my Mom has to drive me everywhere, but I may be able to show you all with sock puppets or something!
And when you say you’ll show us with sock puppets, please put the sock puppets on your hands, ok? We don’t want a repeat of the Dollar Store parking lot incident, do we?
But our video of it got like 150,000 views on youtube! You don’t want to do our Dirty Punch n’ Judy routine anymore?
Everyone laughed when Judy hit Punch at the base of his club and the club shrank. Then things got awkward. Good thing the house is more than 1000 feet from Dollar Store.
They extended the “shame radius”? I thought the restraining order said it was 500ft!
D’oh! I confused that with “shame diameter”! No more pi for me.
Doesn’t matter. I never took the wheels off my trailer, so I can roll when the Sheriff comes a callin’.
Your trailer has a crawlspace?
It IS a crawlspace. On wheels. The whole thing’s like 3 feet tall. I mostly crawl around inside it.
There’s something so canned about this expression.
“Yes we can” or “yes we can”?
Sooo, I guess Romney’s going to join Tan Mom’s Olde Time Minstrel Show. Wait ’til he whips out his banjo!
Oh. And Tan Mom whips out her bajingo.
I’ll leave quietly…
It immediately reminded me of Emmett Kelly when I saw it. A zombified Emmett Kelly, that is.
If Emmett Kelly had unlimited money, a carefree life, a yacht to get tan on and an utter disregard for for anyone less fortunate than he is. And was a zombie.
I award you 47% of my thumbs for that comment.
That will only leave you with one thumb and a thumbnail! But you could loan it to the ring guy from yesterday for a photo backdrop.
I also thought of Emmett Kelly . But a portrait on a carnival ride.
The nose is what sells it for me. It’s like that weird cauliflower nose W.C.Fields had.
This is one of the strangest paintings I’ve ever seen. There isn’t a single feature that says “Mitt Romney” on it. Anywhere.
The subject does have a certain Joe Isuzu elan, however.
THAT’S IT!!! I was digging in my brain for who it was! Joe Fucking Isuzu! I’d know that shit-eating grin anywhere! Thank you. That would’ve bugged me for days.
Useless Recollections R US
I am putting that on a sampler TONIGHT.
Fake smile and dead eyes?
Ohhhh, holy shit, there’s an Obama one….
And another Obama, as well as a second take on Mitt…..oy vey.
The Obama one looks like Don Cheadle…
Wait–Obama was in Blazing Saddles?!
(RIP, ‘Mongo’) *sniff*
I would like to point out that this Obama portrait is both made in American and made in the USA. In case you thought it was made somewhere else, like, say…Kenya.
Obama looks dead in this one, but not as bad as Mitt -
no Emmett Kelley.
Well, the skin tones, while not GOOD, are not AS egregiously off on that one.
I love all the detail about the canvas on the posting for the original painting. So now we know this crap is painted on canvas that is “Acrylic Titanium Double Primed With Acid Free Sizing and Kiln Dried Stretcher Bars.” That just makes me want to spend $125 for it all the more.
He’s reading it off the canvas packaging!
Ohh I read his bio. He is a full time painter. He loves faces. He loves to paint and share it with the world. Now I feel sorry for him and his grand delusions.
That’s what his boss made him type.
Is that what the voices prefer to be called?
I call my gall bladder Mitt Romney. It’s been playing up for two years and is coming out on the 25th. Somehow I imagine this is just what the surgeons will find.
Hopefully after that it will never be heard from again.
(Best of luck with your surgery )
Thanks. Afterwards I hope the surgeon will comply with the instructions on my organ thrower card and chuck it at the editor of the Daily Mail.
You’re going to be in trouble when no one in your office can find a good Sharpie.
That will just be the first of many, many troubles…
Is that Michael Richards giving us a preview of his new comedy material?
Why do you say that?
I haven’t done anything to the sharpies.
I’m naturally black
ummm-the massive blackface line on your neck maybe….
Is Mittens preparing for another Univision appearance?
That will haunt my nightmares evermore.
I think it looks like someone set John Stamos’s face on fire then tried to put it out…hence the swelling and burnt toast effect.
Surely I was not the only one who thought this was a painted tribute to Robert Downey, Jr’s character from Tropic Thunder, right?
I thought Will Farrell in casa de mi padre-but I doubt anyone saw that movie(including me) so…
If anybody was on the fence about this year’s election, this painting just encouraged them to vote for Obama.
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