In space, no one can hear your bullshit.
Course she did darlin’. Keep telling yourself that.
Award for the BIGGEST PILE OF CRAP SAT ON SOMEONE”S HEAD!
Honestly, what will she do when the drugs wear off?
Royal crown will meet Crown Royal.
I need a double Glenmorhanger
Take more drugs?
i bet they heard me shudder tho!
Hand’s too high; it should be covering her face
Is this what the new season of Sailor Moon is going to be like?
DO IT FOR ALL OF US
85 bucks and no tin foil?!
How am I supposed to communicate with my galaxy?
Wait, *lightbulb*. Oh, it’s already broken, on my crown.
I thought for a moment the little dangle on the left was a pull switch to turn that bulb on.
No, it’s to flush your money down the toilet.
I’m surprised there aren’t a few Midol’s or Advil’s hanging from that dangle. With all the damn pointy metal spikes shooting into that poor woman’s head, it would make a very practical design alteration.
But that does include however much of the model’s hair gets yanked out when she tries to remove this thing.
Talk about an abortion…
Antonite and the seven white dwarf stars.
Fighting resellers by moonlight, earning money by daylight
Always running from a real job
She is the one named Antonite!
Oh Holy Antonite!
Seven stars brightly shining
Tis the night of the dear rulers’ birth
“Let them eat lamps,” she said as they hustled her to the guillotine.
The BEDAZZLED guillotine!
Replace your tinfoil helmet with this for those times you WANT to receive Alien transmissions!
Looks like it took longer to do the model’s makeup and hairdo than to make the crown.
This reminds me – I need to schedule my tetanus booster…
Seriously, I thought this was an Etsy or Regretsy post.
Keep that thing out of the maternity ward, or it’ll be abortions for everyone!
Someone has explained Scientology!
That may very well result in your hand impaled with wire. I do not recommend it.
Jebus… What galaxy is she ruling? Tinhatlandia? Bugnuttis? United States of Fuckery?
This actually makes me a bit mad. $85? Really?
Not to early to drink, is it?
antonite; n.: A cheap metal alloy often used in the construction of coathanger headgear. Exposure effects include mental impairment such as delusions of artistry.
Sorry… nursing school ate my brain and spat the above out. Pretty soon I might be nuts enough to wear a shithat and call myself a queen, too.
You fool, you’ve been duped by Queen Antonite’s nemesis, the evil Comte de Enutpen. Anyone gullible enough to wear that “crown” will be mocked throughout the Hegemony, right up until the instant they disappear into de Enutpen’s Singularity Vortex.
Besides, you can pick one up in any Space Bazaar for less than 15 Andromens, even on a bad light-cycle.
But I bet she gets better cell phone reception!
even without a cell phone
Aaah…the official crown for Queen of the Playa.
(damn hippie burners, go take a bath)
I’m a hippie burner and I WOULD never wear this (well, I might if I made it for FREE). I do need a bath though…broken water pipe, being fixed now, fingers crossed.
No idea why I capitalized WOULD….time for some herb…..
I second that emotion
(sadly, stuck at the office right now)
I also like the way your mind works fellow smokers, methinks I may go for some ‘erbage now!
Does this make me a ‘hippy burner’? If yes then all well and good!
Cheers to “hippy burners” everywhere!
(Currently working undercover as an office drone)
I believe there is reference being made to Burning Man. Where there is a LOT of things being burned on the Playa.
I love how this space queen wears a cut-up blue jean shirt. It’s good to know that, even in the galaxy of Neptonious Ensalle, they care about repurposing. Praise Queen Antonite!
Whoa! Too much responsibility for me. I was just looking for something to wear while I panhandle – I don’t have the energy to recite it’s dubious history to my clients. There’s a fine line between dollar bills and Bellevue.
I think with some badger teeth, a glass eye, and an old bottle cap it would be perfect for the Bates High School Prom Queen.
Everything’s better with badger teeth!
Please forgive me. I am studying for midterms and my brain is gone. The first thing I thought was, “Bitch, you got blue hair! Who are you? Space Katy Perry?” The sad part is that I bet Lady Gaga or Katy Perry would wear this. Can someone do a “who wore it better”?
I immediately thought Katy Perry. It was the hair.
I love the model’s hair color.
What the hell is that crap glued to the “crown”. An empty squeeze tube? REALLY? O___O
It’s a broken halogen light tube, but same difference.
Sorry to post again, but there is a battle of the crowns:
Who would win? Queen Antonite or Witch Queen?
Oh good so we can all be pretty!
Maybe they can star together in their own anime or something. I mean, as I pointed out earlier, that description sounds like a pitch for a new anime series.
OH MY! That Witch Queen is cray-cray! 164.99? B/c the .99 helps the obscene asking price a little more palatable?! QA, at least could act as a lightning rod, WQ is just adding the stick part to make S’mores, she’s no help at all.
Actually, I guess the stick part is more value added. Ok, WQ wins.
I’d have to vote for Queen Antonite. She would be great to have along on a road trip, ‘cuz that crown would be so handy to tie things back on the car that fall off, such as a muffler, rear-view mirror, etc.
She makes pyramid guy look downright sane!
Etsy might as well be another planet. I’d say the description is accurate.
Back in college my little Tv had a similar crown so we could get more than one channel. I would have hung on to it if I could have sold it now for 85 dollars.
The whole thing is ridiculous, but I must admit that I like the photograph. Something about the angles of it appeals to me. She looks like a statue depicting suffering (and yeah, you would suffer too if you had to wear that crown). But in a serious way, there’s something classical about the photo and pose.
Her earrings are not bad either, and they are sold in a different listing (“Sliced Agate Industrial Queen’s earings”). Everything but the crown is elaborate, and there is method to the weirdness. Wonder how this haphazard crown got in there – some stage play?
This is not the only comment saying so. …And regretsy made this poor artist find his real vocation and everyone lived happily ever after.
For me, it’s the pose, the angle and the COLOR. It’s a really great looking photo thanks to the limited palette and all that other stuff you said. Replace the wire dealie with a crown-of-thorns and wham!
I see the model’s face and all I can think is ‘I am NEVER taking that bet while drunk again. NEVER.’
What kind of shitty galaxy do you have if your crown jewels are a piece of bark, a busted light bulb and one of the chains that banks use so you don’t steal their pens.
I wish we could vote on these.
I regret I have but one thumbs-up to give you
Antonite: the element in the periodic table just before watafrite.
5 minutes to make the “crown”
2 hours to stage the photo
It’s all in the sell.
There may have been times in my life that I was drunk enough to wear a lampshade but it was not a wire hanger a bits of a broken lamp and it did not cost $85. This is pure fuckery, nothing whimsycal about it.
I’d honestly like to take a minute to talk about the vest. Is that an asymmetrical denim patchwork vest with…ruffles? Jesus.
Not only is it an asymmetrical denim patchwork vest with ruffles… but it is an asymmetrical denim and SWEATPANTS, up-cycled too I’m sure, patchwork vest with ruffles. Oh… yes… yes it is.
It looks like this was made by the rusty mattress people. They gathered up the bits that fell off and twisted them together with a bit of crap from the vacuum cleaner bag. That will be $85, thank you.
I’m not sure they should get together – could be some serious bedhead problems.
that is the exact image that came to mind when i first saw this picture, especially after the spring thing!
ps. why did they add a nail to the wall to hang their saddle bag, when they have plenty of hooks available on the spring thing?
“Heavy is the Head that wears the 25 lb. Crown”
And deeply lacerated.
What would happen to the Regretsy comment section if puns were banned?
Less laughter because it would be much less punny.
Why would we want to contemplate such horrors?
One of my sons came wandering through the room, stopped to look at this, and said “Do you think it works the same way as a satellite dish? It’d be worth it if we could not have to pay for cable.”
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I think Antonite may have started out in life as Anthony. I’m not sure, but there are ambiguous indications. The crown doesn’t really decide it for me, as it looks equally wrong on both genders.
You know your day is going swimmingly when you can throw in a Mommie Dearest reference and it actually makes sense.
This is kinda sorta steampunk, right… ?
I believe it’s only True Steampunk when it has either an owl, and octopus or a key on it.
An octopus and a few watch parts would improve it mightily.
I swear i didn’t type the word “and” in there… what happened?
this piece is about a woman’s right to choose.
Is this what woman will be wearing if Romney becomes President?
That is the worst piece of crap I’ve ever seen. Someone raided the garage and backyard, then hot glued it all on some old rusty hangers. I actually snorted with laughter when I saw this, but even a laugh isn’t worth $85.
Her piece-of-shit crown was taken? Eh, one less trip to the dump.
That must be some really good shit she’s smoking.
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