Usually Etsyians use too many words but just “The Great Goddess?” an adjective or preposition is missing. “The Great Goddess of Cupcakes: Hipsterella” or “The Great Goddess who’s less great since she got pregnant…”
We used to sell The Jolly Green Gaia where I work. I can’t decide which of these I like better, honestly, but I’m leaning towards Peanut Butter Alien Gaia.
Jupiter/Zeus is the child of the Earth goddess. It’s Croenus, the Baby Eater she’d be screaming at. Until Newborn Zeus made him throw up his brothers and sisters.
I am picture-embedding/HTML illiterate, otherwise I would post a picture of Gumby with a pregnant stomach photoshopped in, plus a picture of ET when he’s dressed up in a wig. Perfect math, right? Someone please do this!
“They found me in the wreckage, dying, a lump of flesh. They rebuilt me. Everything works, but they had never seen a human. They had no guide for putting me back together.”
It’s no wonder she looks pissed. I gave birth to twins who were premature, and it still took me two days to have them after labor was induced. Gods know how long she’s been trying to get that damn planet to be born!
October 6, 2012 at 10:02 am
As long as they don’t eat or craft anything with the planetcenta.
October 6, 2012 at 10:23 am
This is mostly likely sculpted out of placenta.
October 6, 2012 at 10:26 am
Or earwax.
October 6, 2012 at 10:35 am
or a cat found on the side of the road…
October 6, 2012 at 10:37 am
Out of the cat or by the cat?
October 6, 2012 at 11:51 am
Looks like another circus peanut sculpture to me.
October 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm
I’m voting for chicken fat.
October 6, 2012 at 10:04 am
Someone please do this for me: Jessice Simpson pregnant + the yellow dog from ‘Adventure Time’
October 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm
I looked at the arms and immediately thought of Adventure Time, too!
October 6, 2012 at 10:06 am
I think Plastic Man and Leatherface need to be added to that equation.
October 6, 2012 at 11:56 am
And Gumby.
October 6, 2012 at 10:09 am
Is anyone else bothered by the weirdly proportioned long skinny T -Rex arms?
October 6, 2012 at 10:23 am
More bothered by the weirdly lacking bones.
October 6, 2012 at 11:12 am
It’s the two elbows per arm that get me.
October 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Her forearms are like big drumsticks.
Or Chicken Thighs.
Either way, I’m hungry and want something with Green Goddess dressing on it now.
October 6, 2012 at 11:01 pm
Green Goddess giving birth to croutons.
October 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Usually Etsyians use too many words but just “The Great Goddess?” an adjective or preposition is missing. “The Great Goddess of Cupcakes: Hipsterella” or “The Great Goddess who’s less great since she got pregnant…”
October 6, 2012 at 2:24 pm
I wanna see what this woman’s kids look like! Wait, NO I don’t!
October 6, 2012 at 10:10 am
Looks like a Goron from Legend of Zelda… don’t tell me it’s just me who thinks that.
October 6, 2012 at 10:13 am
October 6, 2012 at 10:14 am
Sorry, all I see is Odo, from Deep Space 9. :p
October 6, 2012 at 2:01 pm
YES! but instead of Odo it Odear…
October 6, 2012 at 2:26 pm
ET, phone home? The arms look like ET to me.
October 6, 2012 at 10:15 am
I just realized that on facebook, right under this, is a status about my friend eating her placenta.
October 6, 2012 at 10:26 am
I am so sad for you.
October 6, 2012 at 10:36 am
When is Facebook going to add that “Unsee Post” button?
October 6, 2012 at 2:45 pm
“Filter out all politics and placentas”
October 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm
With that plus the unbaby program many FB feeds would be empty..
October 6, 2012 at 10:16 am
So where did she go after birthing the planet, exactly? Are her boobs what we now know as the moon and Mars?
October 6, 2012 at 10:26 am
There is actually a really beautiful sculpture of this subject. Unfortunately, this isn’t it.
October 6, 2012 at 10:28 am
This is it:
October 6, 2012 at 11:05 am
We used to sell The Jolly Green Gaia where I work. I can’t decide which of these I like better, honestly, but I’m leaning towards Peanut Butter Alien Gaia.
October 6, 2012 at 12:27 pm
I donno, they look equally kinda terrible to me, in different ways.
Greenie there looks a bit annoyed to me.
October 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Greenie looks a bit like she’s been smoking some greenie to me.
October 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Never had a kid but I imagine that trying to pass a planet would make one a bit peeved.
October 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm
And who does she have to scream, “YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!” at???
October 6, 2012 at 3:53 pm
From what I know about the Greek/Roman pantheon, I’m guessing Jupiter.
October 9, 2012 at 12:38 pm
Jupiter/Zeus is the child of the Earth goddess. It’s Croenus, the Baby Eater she’d be screaming at. Until Newborn Zeus made him throw up his brothers and sisters.
October 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm
A Princess Fiona/ Buddha hybrid
October 6, 2012 at 10:57 am
Does her face remind anyone else of the fresco Jesus after the Spanish granny was done with him?
October 6, 2012 at 11:04 am
YES, that’s what I thought…regretsy math fail. I would have made it myself, but I could not make it happen in my artistic abilities.
October 6, 2012 at 11:14 am
YES! That was my very first thought too.
October 6, 2012 at 11:10 am
October 6, 2012 at 11:14 am
I just saw the trailer for “Butter”. Now I can’t look at that without thinking of butter as the Medium.
October 6, 2012 at 11:27 am
October 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm
It looks like the butters been left out a little too long and is melting around edges.
October 6, 2012 at 11:14 am
October 6, 2012 at 12:11 pm
I am picture-embedding/HTML illiterate, otherwise I would post a picture of Gumby with a pregnant stomach photoshopped in, plus a picture of ET when he’s dressed up in a wig. Perfect math, right? Someone please do this!
October 6, 2012 at 11:18 am
“They found me in the wreckage, dying, a lump of flesh. They rebuilt me. Everything works, but they had never seen a human. They had no guide for putting me back together.”
October 6, 2012 at 11:44 am
“Let me just run back home and get burned up in fire, then I’ll come back in my beepy chair and we’ll have crazy sexy time that nobody better record.”
Cptn. Pike
October 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm
“You were the best, Captain”
October 6, 2012 at 11:19 pm
“beep”!!!!!
October 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm
What’s that from? For some reason it rings a bell.
October 6, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Star Trek, season 1: The Menagerie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Menagerie_(Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series)
October 6, 2012 at 7:00 pm
It’s no wonder she looks pissed. I gave birth to twins who were premature, and it still took me two days to have them after labor was induced. Gods know how long she’s been trying to get that damn planet to be born!
October 8, 2012 at 5:14 pm
“…AND I’M DENISE!!!”