As long as they don’t eat or craft anything with the planetcenta.
This is mostly likely sculpted out of placenta.
or a cat found on the side of the road…
Out of the cat or by the cat?
Looks like another circus peanut sculpture to me.
I’m voting for chicken fat.
Someone please do this for me: Jessice Simpson pregnant + the yellow dog from ‘Adventure Time’
I looked at the arms and immediately thought of Adventure Time, too!
I think Plastic Man and Leatherface need to be added to that equation.
Is anyone else bothered by the weirdly proportioned long skinny T -Rex arms?
More bothered by the weirdly lacking bones.
It’s the two elbows per arm that get me.
Her forearms are like big drumsticks.
Or Chicken Thighs.
Either way, I’m hungry and want something with Green Goddess dressing on it now.
Green Goddess giving birth to croutons.
Usually Etsyians use too many words but just “The Great Goddess?” an adjective or preposition is missing. “The Great Goddess of Cupcakes: Hipsterella” or “The Great Goddess who’s less great since she got pregnant…”
I wanna see what this woman’s kids look like! Wait, NO I don’t!
Looks like a Goron from Legend of Zelda… don’t tell me it’s just me who thinks that.
Sorry, all I see is Odo, from Deep Space 9. :p
YES! but instead of Odo it Odear…
ET, phone home? The arms look like ET to me.
I just realized that on facebook, right under this, is a status about my friend eating her placenta.
I am so sad for you.
When is Facebook going to add that “Unsee Post” button?
“Filter out all politics and placentas”
With that plus the unbaby program many FB feeds would be empty..
So where did she go after birthing the planet, exactly? Are her boobs what we now know as the moon and Mars?
There is actually a really beautiful sculpture of this subject. Unfortunately, this isn’t it.
This is it:
We used to sell The Jolly Green Gaia where I work. I can’t decide which of these I like better, honestly, but I’m leaning towards Peanut Butter Alien Gaia.
I donno, they look equally kinda terrible to me, in different ways.
Greenie there looks a bit annoyed to me.
Greenie looks a bit like she’s been smoking some greenie to me.
Never had a kid but I imagine that trying to pass a planet would make one a bit peeved.
And who does she have to scream, “YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!” at???
From what I know about the Greek/Roman pantheon, I’m guessing Jupiter.
Jupiter/Zeus is the child of the Earth goddess. It’s Croenus, the Baby Eater she’d be screaming at. Until Newborn Zeus made him throw up his brothers and sisters.
A Princess Fiona/ Buddha hybrid
Does her face remind anyone else of the fresco Jesus after the Spanish granny was done with him?
YES, that’s what I thought…regretsy math fail. I would have made it myself, but I could not make it happen in my artistic abilities.
YES! That was my very first thought too.
I just saw the trailer for “Butter”. Now I can’t look at that without thinking of butter as the Medium.
It looks like the butters been left out a little too long and is melting around edges.
I am picture-embedding/HTML illiterate, otherwise I would post a picture of Gumby with a pregnant stomach photoshopped in, plus a picture of ET when he’s dressed up in a wig. Perfect math, right? Someone please do this!
“They found me in the wreckage, dying, a lump of flesh. They rebuilt me. Everything works, but they had never seen a human. They had no guide for putting me back together.”
“Let me just run back home and get burned up in fire, then I’ll come back in my beepy chair and we’ll have crazy sexy time that nobody better record.”
“You were the best, Captain”
What’s that from? For some reason it rings a bell.
Star Trek, season 1: The Menagerie
It’s no wonder she looks pissed. I gave birth to twins who were premature, and it still took me two days to have them after labor was induced. Gods know how long she’s been trying to get that damn planet to be born!
“…AND I’M DENISE!!!”
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