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Not funny. Gonna ban me, douchnozzle twatwaffle poopcanoe taintmunch not-Helen?
Aww someones a grumpy puss. Did someone forget their gin and tonic before their nap?
IT’S META. I’m referencing the FB conversation below HK’s post over there. Meta, I tells ya! Ah, Christ, where’s the gin.
Yes, we know. Still needs more gin and tonic to be funny.
You are wasting your time. The only thing these otherwise nice people here won’t ever get is meta-counter-ironic humour. Unless it comes from the three people who run the site. And then again even them will have to sign in order for the joke to be got.
“And then again even them will have to sign in order for the joke to be got.”
Hard to believe no one understands you.
If you don’t like the people here, why don’t you go away?
Yes, please. Those of us who are here for the funny laugh-times and wordplay just want to carry on.
Every time nobody thinks you’re funny, you start whining that we just don’t get your edgy meta-humour.
And every time nobody thinks someone else is funny, you step in to explain to them that we just don’t get it.
Maybe it IS you after all?
Edgy meta-humor. Um, hipsteritis, maybe?
“if you don’t have anything nice to say, join the club” must have had some other hidden meaning? In a “meta” kinda way? I don’t even know what the hell a meta is & don’t want to know! I’m here to relax & have fun (mostly reading) snark (I’m still a mere snarkling) ty
Hipsters should be lit on fire, and not heard. Or wait… how does that go again?
If you were going for the most thumbs down votes….I think you’ve succeeded. Good job (?)
Lost the will to live actually.
Bored me to death.
That salmon was one of the lucky ones. It didn’t have to read that incessant drivel.
If I ever open a sushi place, I’m naming it “Sam & Ella’s”.
Well done. I had the perfect delayed reaction to that. Internal monologue: “Sam and Ella? Huh?” *scrolls back up to post to look for reference to Sam and Ella* *Doesn’t find anything, scrolls back down* “Huh, Sam and Ella? OH!!!!!”
LeeLoo, you fucking champion!
In response to the thumbs-downers: reference to the FB discussion thread re: banhammer.
Sadly, the life cycle of the salmon plays out exactly like Aquaman’s final days.
Carp – that was meant as a stand alone comment.
But extra points for the fish pun!
Which I’m sure was just done for the halibut.
Only in your wet dreams.
I sea what you did there.
Don’t flounder with your responses or you’ll be scalloped.
While the puns continue I’ll be over here drinking like a …
drinking a lot.
I think we could orca-strate a really good line of puns from this one…
Ah… I read that as “fish punt.” Not enough coffee in my irish coffee? I don’t even know…
The perfect companion piece for the Dead Orca coffee table.
Dammit. Already used up my terrible fish puns on that thing too.
Yeah, saw that one way too late to join in on the pun-fest
It’s OK, this post will spawn many more.
Or die trying
True. It’s like CG is baiting us for more fish puns.
Maybe we can have a big Roe about it.
We’ll just need to scale it back a little.
I can’t bear the suspense.
All these fish puns are giving me a splitting haddock.
try to tuna them out or you’ll end up with a mahi-mahigrain
su shi didn’t!
let me give you some mussels to withstand another fish pun. I’ll lobstah it ovah to ya right now. ayup.
So bassically, we are all out of fish puns then?
No, I’m sure we can flounder around and find more…..
I volunteer to be no kelp at all.
Now, now – we don’t want you looking green about the gills. Just sit down on your bass and sip a nice fin & tonic and chill.
I kinda feel bad for the guy. He sounds so sincere.
I’m sincere when I tell stories of my cats. But no one is going to buy my shitty cat stories on Etsy.
Or ebay, or craigslist, or a charity event, or at their doorsteps.
Ar least you are astute enough not to try to hawk them. Unlike Etsy sellers.
How do you know if you haven’t tried to sell them?
I thought Chicken Slammer had tried.
At least they’re not offered with an indifferent sculpture of a dead cat.
Sell anything I make? No. Not even actual things that are sewn.
I think the description is rather beautiful. It’s nice to know that there are people who aren’t so jaded by life that they are genuinely moved by events in the natural world.
The sculpture, however, is 32 flavors of hideous.
Anyone who uses “a journey that culminates in a climax of fertilization” to describe a sculpture that looks like a Piranha in dog shit is either smoking some good doobie or really, really likes fish.
I’m pretty convinced he really, really likes fish.
I’ve seen salmon do the spawn and die thing and this sculpture doesn’t look like that. It does, however, look exactly like how I would imagine a piranha in dog shit.
Isnt this guy kind of admitting being into fish porn?
Maybe he’s short on human partners. I don’t know a lot of women who like to do it on a gravel bed
Especially when said gravel bed is under an inch or two of freezing cold water…
and from the sounds of it, jacking-off while typing it!
At least now I know what I’m having for dinner. Once I thaw out the Bear steaks, of course.
“Ahhhhh! I’m milting!”
I thought I smelt something.
Am I herring you right?
I’m tired of all this carp!
Aww, be a chum about it
Yes, try to relax, even if it pisces you off.
It’s all I’ve been herring!
Don’t get on fire about it or you’ll get your pilchard
We better try and tuna this situation around and hope for a betta day.
In your breams.
Clam yo tits, girl.
End of passage?
I think I know which passage he’s talking about.
Is a “fisher” a fissure in a faux fish?
does a bear crap in the woods? Yes it does.. now you can get carved petrified bear turds with teeth. The circle of life is now complete.
See, I learned something. I always thought that at the end of their lives, salmon just sat around card tables in retirement homes forcing each other to look at pictures of their grandspawn, and complaining about their intestinal problems.
I don’t even know where to start for guessing what your handle is about!
I am gonna guess it’s referring to the greatest american maritime disaster ever…
It could be the grapes. Maybe a James and the Giant Peach kinda thing, except with, ya know – a really small, cramped grape.
Maybe it’s “Cram pedsult, Ana!”
I’d love to know what Ana did to deserve a pedsult like that.
It’s actually because I was trying to register for another website years ago. Every freaking name I put in was taken, and my leg was cramping up because I have a ‘salt tooth’ and end up dehydrated all the time as a result. Most of my friends call me Ana, so in frustration I typed in crampedsultana. (Cramped Salt Ana). Hey, it’s better than irritablebowelsyndromesultana…
GET OFF MY SPAWN
Larvae these days!
Why so toothy, Blinky (tm-Simpsons)
Blinky is my favorite Simpsons character!
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AWWWW, Crochet Guevara, this is perfect “Regretsy Theater” material! It would be wonderful if you would treat us to some!!
Fish porn, fish porn
Lovely lovely fish porn
Spank it out
I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn’t have to pay to get it in
…….that’s what she said
I gave you a thumbs up because I know what you were talking about.
Glad I’m not the only one who went to summer camp.
I actually like this one, but it probably helps that I’m an avid angler and I live in the Pacific Northwest.
I think it would look better if it had been painted with glaze, though. The solid brown color just doesn’t work for me.
The artist has some really nice looking glazed pieces in his store.
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