Does this remind anyone else of the South Park episode where they freed an orca from a Sea World kinda place and launched him into space and sent him “home” to the moon?
In this shop, there is also a sculpture of King Kong ripping a Tyrannosaurus’s jaw apart (with attendant bloody gore). I wonder if the artist has talked to someone about these feelings he/she has been having.
Just what we need to brighten our home. A completely depressing and morbid rendition of a beautiful animal dying in pain and suffering. It will go great with my hot pink flamingo kite hanging from the living room ceiling.
What the everfuck is this? I’ve seen some ridiculous shit on here, but really. How did this person get a dead whale? What the fuck is “simulated seaweed”? Is it gonna shrivel eventually and look like a penguin?
Actually, I have too many questions. Forget I started in on this.
why is it that when i see this all i think of is “catbox”… who would have a big box of sand in their livingroom? mah kitteh would have a grand ole time with this!
drinking coffee and i nearly spit it on my computer. DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, WHY? i was almost thinking we were playing “etsy or regretsy?” but sadly it’s real.
i DO need a coffee table though….
I love reading his full description of the piece, In which he says “The table however is the really amazing story regarding this sculpture”. I’m somewhat disappointed that his initial vision WASN’T Feng shui.
I wish there was a way that the Pamela Anderson Mermaid sculpture could be substituted for the whale. I feel it would compliment my decor better. We need a “view it in a room” with the whale, mermaid, and dolphin bookshelves. Kind of a visual raping of the ocean.
October 5, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Looks a little fishy to me
October 5, 2012 at 3:17 pm
When it comes to decorating, taking a risk every once in a whale can really make a difference.
October 5, 2012 at 3:25 pm
I’d better check my bank account. If I overspend to buy this, I don’t think anyone would be baleen me out.
October 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Your friends are real beaches.
October 5, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Seems like a fluke listing to me.
October 5, 2012 at 3:51 pm
I wouldn’t blowhole lotta cash on this.
October 5, 2012 at 4:00 pm
So funny! You people are krilling me!
October 5, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Dont mock. The artist obviously put in a plankton of work on this piece.
October 5, 2012 at 5:44 pm
It has my seal of approval.
October 5, 2012 at 6:01 pm
I think I’m tearing up. You beaches made me blubber!
October 5, 2012 at 8:29 pm
They certainly want enough clams for it.
October 5, 2012 at 11:45 pm
Seems a little dork-ish to me.
October 5, 2012 at 9:56 pm
That sands like a load of crap to me. I don’t sea a bit of talent here.
October 6, 2012 at 11:59 am
I’d put it in my living room just for the halibut.
October 6, 2012 at 6:30 am
[cetacean needed]
October 5, 2012 at 9:54 pm
Just what kind of dorca makes a giant corpse the centerpiece of their room? It makes me blue to contemplate it.
October 6, 2012 at 8:46 pm
I really, really like this. If loving this sculpture is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
October 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm
This would be perfect in my kid’s room!
October 5, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Your kid has a blowhole?
October 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm
might be awkward to have sex on that.
October 5, 2012 at 7:28 pm
you have a blowhole?
October 5, 2012 at 3:05 pm
I love the beauty and grace and majesty of these magnificent water-dwelling mammals. Especially when they’re dead.
October 5, 2012 at 7:51 pm
The alive fish are fucking shaking in their scales in the tank in the background
October 5, 2012 at 8:20 pm
“Kelp us!”
October 5, 2012 at 3:06 pm
I think I know what happens to my mother when she’s kicked the bucket …
October 5, 2012 at 9:57 pm
This is the most hilarious comment I have ever read.
October 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm
Well of course it’s dead! Those idiots took the sides off the tank and let all the water out.
October 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm
Dying to know what the joke was that made the whale laugh so hard.
October 5, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Knowing this would happen.
October 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Poor willy couldn’t get up.
October 5, 2012 at 5:15 pm
I hate it when that happens.
October 5, 2012 at 3:13 pm
I don’t think I wanna be on the hook for $550.00, unless the seagull has some rotting flesh hanging from it’s beak.
October 5, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Oooh I needed something to match my dolphin bookcases!
October 5, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Are those the ones tangled in tuna nets? I’ve always wanted a set of those!
October 6, 2012 at 8:15 am
dol out 550.00 and it yours!
October 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Little Willy Willy won’t go home.
October 6, 2012 at 3:53 am
Guess what’s going to be playing in my head ALL DAY now…
Thanks.
October 5, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Remind me to tell you sometime herring smelling shoes. Now go to sleep.
October 5, 2012 at 3:33 pm
According to the size of the dorsal fin, this is a female. So it’s kind of crazy out of proportion in comparison to the tiny seagull.
October 5, 2012 at 4:34 pm
it’s one of the species of giant orcas….OBVIOUSLY
they circle the waters of Atlantis
October 5, 2012 at 3:41 pm
If I wanted to look at something dead under glass, I’d have my ex encased in a coffee table.
October 5, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Moby Ick.
October 5, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Hey I just killed you
And you were a whale
But here’s my number
So call me Ishmael
October 5, 2012 at 5:12 pm
I love you so much. All the thumbs to you my friend.
October 5, 2012 at 3:44 pm
Does this remind anyone else of the South Park episode where they freed an orca from a Sea World kinda place and launched him into space and sent him “home” to the moon?
October 6, 2012 at 3:14 am
Free Willzyx!
October 5, 2012 at 3:49 pm
This goes with my deer-stuck-in-the-fence side table and lemming lap blanket.
October 5, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Sham-ewww.
October 5, 2012 at 3:57 pm
I Sea World what you did there.
October 5, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Killer play on words, there.
October 5, 2012 at 4:47 pm
very well orca-strated.
October 5, 2012 at 4:02 pm
“I had this idea to sculpt an Orca. When it was finished, it looked dead, so I went with it…”
October 5, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Does he do spot paintings?
October 5, 2012 at 4:52 pm
Killer Deal.
October 5, 2012 at 5:23 pm
Just reminded me of this:
“I hate the ocean,” Snooki says. “It’s all whale sperm … Everybody Google it, because that’s why the water is salty, from the f––ing whale sperm.”
October 5, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Must be fresh. No initials carved in the side and the PETA Drum Circle hasn’t shown up yet.
October 5, 2012 at 7:40 pm
The All You Can Eat Sushi Bar finally comes to Long John Silvers!
October 5, 2012 at 7:56 pm
In this shop, there is also a sculpture of King Kong ripping a Tyrannosaurus’s jaw apart (with attendant bloody gore). I wonder if the artist has talked to someone about these feelings he/she has been having.
October 5, 2012 at 8:02 pm
I’ve been looking for something to depress everyone who comes to my house, and make them never want to come back. My search is over!
October 5, 2012 at 8:44 pm
Just what we need to brighten our home. A completely depressing and morbid rendition of a beautiful animal dying in pain and suffering. It will go great with my hot pink flamingo kite hanging from the living room ceiling.
October 5, 2012 at 9:04 pm
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October 5, 2012 at 9:38 pm
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Did you see the flying monkeys? Why did I have to get laid off – I need $450. Now.
October 5, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Oooh so detailed. I wonder if there are mites on the seagull that is on the dead whale? That would REALLY make the piece special.
October 6, 2012 at 8:49 am
There’s a mite on the feather of the seagull on the whale that is dead in the tray at the bottom of the coffee table for sale on etsy?
October 5, 2012 at 10:43 pm
Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up yum!
October 6, 2012 at 3:28 am
why is it that when i see this all i think of is “catbox”… who would have a big box of sand in their livingroom? mah kitteh would have a grand ole time with this!
October 6, 2012 at 6:08 am
drinking coffee and i nearly spit it on my computer. DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, WHY? i was almost thinking we were playing “etsy or regretsy?” but sadly it’s real.
i DO need a coffee table though….
October 6, 2012 at 8:18 am
I love reading his full description of the piece, In which he says “The table however is the really amazing story regarding this sculpture”. I’m somewhat disappointed that his initial vision WASN’T Feng shui.
October 6, 2012 at 8:59 am
The white whale drank some bad plankton and splashed through a coffee table?
(Heathers, I’m not just putting random words together.)
October 6, 2012 at 3:42 pm
I wish there was a way that the Pamela Anderson Mermaid sculpture could be substituted for the whale. I feel it would compliment my decor better. We need a “view it in a room” with the whale, mermaid, and dolphin bookshelves. Kind of a visual raping of the ocean.
October 6, 2012 at 7:24 pm
The “beauty and majesty” kind of gets lost when it’s sitting underneath my Diet Dr. Pepper, a sleeve of crackers, and a can of EZ Cheese.
October 6, 2012 at 11:14 pm
How much for just the sand?