WE’RE GOING TO NEED MORE FEBREZE
Looks a little fishy to me
When it comes to decorating, taking a risk every once in a whale can really make a difference.
I’d better check my bank account. If I overspend to buy this, I don’t think anyone would be baleen me out.
Your friends are real beaches.
Seems like a fluke listing to me.
I wouldn’t blowhole lotta cash on this.
So funny! You people are krilling me!
Dont mock. The artist obviously put in a plankton of work on this piece.
It has my seal of approval.
I think I’m tearing up. You beaches made me blubber!
They certainly want enough clams for it.
Seems a little dork-ish to me.
That sands like a load of crap to me. I don’t sea a bit of talent here.
I’d put it in my living room just for the halibut.
Just what kind of dorca makes a giant corpse the centerpiece of their room? It makes me blue to contemplate it.
I really, really like this. If loving this sculpture is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
This would be perfect in my kid’s room!
Your kid has a blowhole?
might be awkward to have sex on that.
you have a blowhole?
I love the beauty and grace and majesty of these magnificent water-dwelling mammals. Especially when they’re dead.
The alive fish are fucking shaking in their scales in the tank in the background
I think I know what happens to my mother when she’s kicked the bucket …
This is the most hilarious comment I have ever read.
Well of course it’s dead! Those idiots took the sides off the tank and let all the water out.
Dying to know what the joke was that made the whale laugh so hard.
Knowing this would happen.
Poor willy couldn’t get up.
I hate it when that happens.
I don’t think I wanna be on the hook for $550.00, unless the seagull has some rotting flesh hanging from it’s beak.
Oooh I needed something to match my dolphin bookcases!
Are those the ones tangled in tuna nets? I’ve always wanted a set of those!
dol out 550.00 and it yours!
Little Willy Willy won’t go home.
Guess what’s going to be playing in my head ALL DAY now…
Remind me to tell you sometime herring smelling shoes. Now go to sleep.
According to the size of the dorsal fin, this is a female. So it’s kind of crazy out of proportion in comparison to the tiny seagull.
it’s one of the species of giant orcas….OBVIOUSLY
they circle the waters of Atlantis
If I wanted to look at something dead under glass, I’d have my ex encased in a coffee table.
Hey I just killed you
And you were a whale
But here’s my number
So call me Ishmael
I love you so much. All the thumbs to you my friend.
Does this remind anyone else of the South Park episode where they freed an orca from a Sea World kinda place and launched him into space and sent him “home” to the moon?
This goes with my deer-stuck-in-the-fence side table and lemming lap blanket.
I Sea World what you did there.
Killer play on words, there.
very well orca-strated.
“I had this idea to sculpt an Orca. When it was finished, it looked dead, so I went with it…”
Does he do spot paintings?
Just reminded me of this:
“I hate the ocean,” Snooki says. “It’s all whale sperm … Everybody Google it, because that’s why the water is salty, from the f––ing whale sperm.”
Must be fresh. No initials carved in the side and the PETA Drum Circle hasn’t shown up yet.
The All You Can Eat Sushi Bar finally comes to Long John Silvers!
In this shop, there is also a sculpture of King Kong ripping a Tyrannosaurus’s jaw apart (with attendant bloody gore). I wonder if the artist has talked to someone about these feelings he/she has been having.
I’ve been looking for something to depress everyone who comes to my house, and make them never want to come back. My search is over!
Just what we need to brighten our home. A completely depressing and morbid rendition of a beautiful animal dying in pain and suffering. It will go great with my hot pink flamingo kite hanging from the living room ceiling.
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What the everfuck is this? I’ve seen some ridiculous shit on here, but really. How did this person get a dead whale? What the fuck is “simulated seaweed”? Is it gonna shrivel eventually and look like a penguin?
Actually, I have too many questions. Forget I started in on this.
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Did you see the flying monkeys? Why did I have to get laid off – I need $450. Now.
Oooh so detailed. I wonder if there are mites on the seagull that is on the dead whale? That would REALLY make the piece special.
There’s a mite on the feather of the seagull on the whale that is dead in the tray at the bottom of the coffee table for sale on etsy?
Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up yum!
why is it that when i see this all i think of is “catbox”… who would have a big box of sand in their livingroom? mah kitteh would have a grand ole time with this!
drinking coffee and i nearly spit it on my computer. DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, WHY? i was almost thinking we were playing “etsy or regretsy?” but sadly it’s real.
i DO need a coffee table though….
I love reading his full description of the piece, In which he says “The table however is the really amazing story regarding this sculpture”. I’m somewhat disappointed that his initial vision WASN’T Feng shui.
The white whale drank some bad plankton and splashed through a coffee table?
(Heathers, I’m not just putting random words together.)
I wish there was a way that the Pamela Anderson Mermaid sculpture could be substituted for the whale. I feel it would compliment my decor better. We need a “view it in a room” with the whale, mermaid, and dolphin bookshelves. Kind of a visual raping of the ocean.
The “beauty and majesty” kind of gets lost when it’s sitting underneath my Diet Dr. Pepper, a sleeve of crackers, and a can of EZ Cheese.
How much for just the sand?
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