UGH. It bugs me to no end when I see an Etsy listing start out: “This auction is for…”
“4-defecate” what were they trying to say?
4-defect? dunno. reads like crap to me.
This is really going to bother me. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
That reminds me, I have to poop.
I would like a Poo Dull instead.
I laughed so hard I think I need to go take a bowl movement.
Remember the Noritake bowels are only for special occasion defecate. You’ll know it’s ok when the pedistool is on the dining room table.
That “eye catching on your wrist” is what really has me concerned.
It looks like it’s got plenty o’ parts that would catch on your eyeball if you went to push your bangs out of your face, so I suppose it would be eye catching.
The seller of the pet dog bracelet isn’t the shar peist tool in the shed
Dachsund so negative
Oh quit yer bichon.
Do you have a pointer make? I think you mastiff lost the Plott.
No need to terrier a new asshole. Lhasa people enjoy puns.
I cairn find my around the bull just dandie, thank you.
*my way (typos make me sad)
Don’t worry, we won’t hound you about it.
I collie you on your bullshit.
That doesn’t sit well with me, just don’t roll over
True, someone should just shepard her out the labradoor.
Can these be sold across oceans, or just incontinent?
You can try movement across oceans, but the port inspectors may flush them out.
I totally agree that it’s a “t-shit”. I would’ve guessed that without seeing the title.
It started as a t-shirt up until the office shredder incident that we don’t talk about
Nope, I just won’t buy off-brands. I’m holding out for the i-shit.
How convenient! I can finally get a t-shit to wipe off my china bowel.
…or something, rearrange as you see fit.
or for use in “Barbies Coca-Cola car wash” (Ken’s Miata sold separately)
yes bowel movements, that bowel is emotionally repressed and I feel constipated bc of it. I’m intestinal over ceramics
Looks like Etsy needs an enema.
With listings like these, who needs enemas?
Theres a crap for that
I live in a turdor house. It’s a bungalow, but if you ever saw my kitchen, you would agree that it’s a converted turdor.
Do you park your turdor sedan in front of it?
A dump truck.
Mopedistools are faster.
The jokes about these products write themselves. Literally.
In fact, I’m feeling superfluous. Dang.
No, lemon_bombs! You’re better than this shit. I know you’re feeling down in the dumps right now, but don’t let the pressure bog you down. I’m sure if you strain a bit, you’ll be able to squeak by, or even come up with a real gut-buster!
aside from the misspelling, and call me OCD, but those are not tudor roses either.
That dog isn’t even a shih tzuh, is it? Looks like a Maltese terrier or somesuch.
That dog is certainly a Maltese. We used to have them when I was a kid…
and $40 for a cheap beaded bracelet with a tacky plastic dog attached to it? puh-LEEZ!
I worry that we’re becoming a post-spelling-and-grammar society. Any jumble of letters will suffice as long as you have some idea of what you meant, and if others can’t figure that out, fuck them. I once saw someone using “assume” to mean “awesome.” I weep.
Becoming?? Oh honey. Your optimism is touching.
What gives, Crochet? Yesterday you were on fire but this one’s full of crap!
All right, all right, enough from the pinot gallery!
Etsy is the only venue of its size that doesn’t have spell check on its listing form. The written word doesn’t rate on Etsy. Even the Halloween banner shows printed pages as materials used for crafting. And vintage books are sold for the color of the binding, not the contents since the author and title are never mentioned.
Etsy — marketplace for the postliterate era (and some damn funny inadvertant potty humor)!
i would self shank if anyone gave me those turdor buttons.
I already know that there’s all kinds of shit for sale on etsy. Nice of some of them to actually admit it.
These things really give me the shits.
I wonder if the seller of the i phone case doesn’t mean ‘defective.’ I suppose when you live in the land of cupcakes and lattes and no calling out, it doesn’t matter if you can actually spell.
As someone who used to read dictionaries as a kid just to learn new words, I weep.
Two shits, a turd, a stool, a bowel, and defecate all in one post. I think I sense a theme…
and I bet you are just flushed with success
Every listing except the fringe and the cases have been fixed.
The Noritake bowls are still bowels in the first line of the description. Only the title was changed.
So it’s true what they say about Turdor … the very air is a poisonous fume.
You just walked into that joke, didn’t you?
I went to a zoo once that just had a small long haired dog in a cage.
It was a Shit Zoo.
Did anybody else click through “pedistool” to find it was corrected to “pedistal?”
oh look, a thumbs down. Did I need to put quotes on corrected? Or, am I the only one that finds it funny that seller saw the regretsy post & changed the posting to yet another incorrect spelling?
I suppose the shit has hit the fan? Or maybe the excrement has come into sudden physical contact with the air-conditioning device.
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