It looks like it’s got plenty o’ parts that would catch on your eyeball if you went to push your bangs out of your face, so I suppose it would be eye catching.
No, lemon_bombs! You’re better than this shit. I know you’re feeling down in the dumps right now, but don’t let the pressure bog you down. I’m sure if you strain a bit, you’ll be able to squeak by, or even come up with a real gut-buster!
That dog is certainly a Maltese. We used to have them when I was a kid…
and $40 for a cheap beaded bracelet with a tacky plastic dog attached to it? puh-LEEZ!
I worry that we’re becoming a post-spelling-and-grammar society. Any jumble of letters will suffice as long as you have some idea of what you meant, and if others can’t figure that out, fuck them. I once saw someone using “assume” to mean “awesome.” I weep.
Etsy is the only venue of its size that doesn’t have spell check on its listing form. The written word doesn’t rate on Etsy. Even the Halloween banner shows printed pages as materials used for crafting. And vintage books are sold for the color of the binding, not the contents since the author and title are never mentioned.
Etsy — marketplace for the postliterate era (and some damn funny inadvertant potty humor)!
I wonder if the seller of the i phone case doesn’t mean ‘defective.’ I suppose when you live in the land of cupcakes and lattes and no calling out, it doesn’t matter if you can actually spell.
As someone who used to read dictionaries as a kid just to learn new words, I weep.
oh look, a thumbs down. Did I need to put quotes on corrected? Or, am I the only one that finds it funny that seller saw the regretsy post & changed the posting to yet another incorrect spelling?
October 3, 2012 at 2:04 pm
UGH. It bugs me to no end when I see an Etsy listing start out: “This auction is for…”
October 3, 2012 at 2:05 pm
“4-defecate” what were they trying to say?
October 3, 2012 at 2:06 pm
4-defect? dunno. reads like crap to me.
October 15, 2012 at 12:07 pm
This is really going to bother me. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
October 3, 2012 at 2:05 pm
That reminds me, I have to poop.
October 3, 2012 at 2:05 pm
I would like a Poo Dull instead.
October 3, 2012 at 2:05 pm
I laughed so hard I think I need to go take a bowl movement.
October 3, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Remember the Noritake bowels are only for special occasion defecate. You’ll know it’s ok when the pedistool is on the dining room table.
October 3, 2012 at 2:07 pm
That “eye catching on your wrist” is what really has me concerned.
October 3, 2012 at 2:24 pm
It looks like it’s got plenty o’ parts that would catch on your eyeball if you went to push your bangs out of your face, so I suppose it would be eye catching.
October 3, 2012 at 2:09 pm
The seller of the pet dog bracelet isn’t the shar peist tool in the shed
October 3, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Dachsund so negative
October 3, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Oh quit yer bichon.
October 3, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Do you have a pointer make? I think you mastiff lost the Plott.
October 3, 2012 at 3:18 pm
No need to terrier a new asshole. Lhasa people enjoy puns.
October 3, 2012 at 3:20 pm
I cairn find my around the bull just dandie, thank you.
October 3, 2012 at 3:26 pm
*my way (typos make me sad)
October 3, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Don’t worry, we won’t hound you about it.
October 3, 2012 at 7:06 pm
I collie you on your bullshit.
October 3, 2012 at 7:12 pm
That doesn’t sit well with me, just don’t roll over
October 3, 2012 at 5:05 pm
True, someone should just shepard her out the labradoor.
October 3, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Can these be sold across oceans, or just incontinent?
October 3, 2012 at 2:28 pm
You can try movement across oceans, but the port inspectors may flush them out.
October 3, 2012 at 4:48 pm
It Depends.
October 3, 2012 at 2:20 pm
I totally agree that it’s a “t-shit”. I would’ve guessed that without seeing the title.
October 3, 2012 at 4:43 pm
It started as a t-shirt up until the office shredder incident that we don’t talk about
October 3, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Nope, I just won’t buy off-brands. I’m holding out for the i-shit.
October 3, 2012 at 2:24 pm
How convenient! I can finally get a t-shit to wipe off my china bowel.
…or something, rearrange as you see fit.
October 3, 2012 at 4:45 pm
or for use in “Barbies Coca-Cola car wash” (Ken’s Miata sold separately)
October 3, 2012 at 2:26 pm
yes bowel movements, that bowel is emotionally repressed and I feel constipated bc of it. I’m intestinal over ceramics
October 3, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Looks like Etsy needs an enema.
October 3, 2012 at 2:35 pm
With listings like these, who needs enemas?
October 3, 2012 at 11:30 pm
Theres a crap for that
October 3, 2012 at 2:31 pm
I live in a turdor house. It’s a bungalow, but if you ever saw my kitchen, you would agree that it’s a converted turdor.
October 3, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Do you park your turdor sedan in front of it?
October 3, 2012 at 5:01 pm
A dump truck.
October 3, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Mopedistools are faster.
October 3, 2012 at 2:51 pm
The jokes about these products write themselves. Literally.
In fact, I’m feeling superfluous. Dang.
(Goetse.)
October 3, 2012 at 9:04 pm
No, lemon_bombs! You’re better than this shit. I know you’re feeling down in the dumps right now, but don’t let the pressure bog you down. I’m sure if you strain a bit, you’ll be able to squeak by, or even come up with a real gut-buster!
October 3, 2012 at 2:56 pm
aside from the misspelling, and call me OCD, but those are not tudor roses either.
October 3, 2012 at 2:58 pm
That dog isn’t even a shih tzuh, is it? Looks like a Maltese terrier or somesuch.
October 12, 2012 at 11:52 am
That dog is certainly a Maltese. We used to have them when I was a kid…
and $40 for a cheap beaded bracelet with a tacky plastic dog attached to it? puh-LEEZ!
October 3, 2012 at 3:04 pm
I worry that we’re becoming a post-spelling-and-grammar society. Any jumble of letters will suffice as long as you have some idea of what you meant, and if others can’t figure that out, fuck them. I once saw someone using “assume” to mean “awesome.” I weep.
October 3, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Becoming?? Oh honey. Your optimism is touching.
October 3, 2012 at 3:09 pm
What gives, Crochet? Yesterday you were on fire but this one’s full of crap!
October 3, 2012 at 3:25 pm
All right, all right, enough from the pinot gallery!
October 3, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Etsy is the only venue of its size that doesn’t have spell check on its listing form. The written word doesn’t rate on Etsy. Even the Halloween banner shows printed pages as materials used for crafting. And vintage books are sold for the color of the binding, not the contents since the author and title are never mentioned.
Etsy — marketplace for the postliterate era (and some damn funny inadvertant potty humor)!
October 3, 2012 at 3:19 pm
i would self shank if anyone gave me those turdor buttons.
October 3, 2012 at 4:57 pm
I already know that there’s all kinds of shit for sale on etsy. Nice of some of them to actually admit it.
October 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm
These things really give me the shits.
October 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm
I wonder if the seller of the i phone case doesn’t mean ‘defective.’ I suppose when you live in the land of cupcakes and lattes and no calling out, it doesn’t matter if you can actually spell.
As someone who used to read dictionaries as a kid just to learn new words, I weep.
October 3, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Two shits, a turd, a stool, a bowel, and defecate all in one post. I think I sense a theme…
October 3, 2012 at 11:35 pm
and I bet you are just flushed with success
October 4, 2012 at 12:04 am
Every listing except the fringe and the cases have been fixed.
October 4, 2012 at 8:24 am
The Noritake bowls are still bowels in the first line of the description. Only the title was changed.
October 4, 2012 at 6:14 am
So it’s true what they say about Turdor … the very air is a poisonous fume.
October 4, 2012 at 9:03 am
You just walked into that joke, didn’t you?
October 4, 2012 at 9:08 am
I went to a zoo once that just had a small long haired dog in a cage.
It was a Shit Zoo.
October 4, 2012 at 11:46 am
October 4, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Did anybody else click through “pedistool” to find it was corrected to “pedistal?”
October 5, 2012 at 7:06 am
oh look, a thumbs down. Did I need to put quotes on corrected? Or, am I the only one that finds it funny that seller saw the regretsy post & changed the posting to yet another incorrect spelling?
October 7, 2012 at 9:51 pm
I suppose the shit has hit the fan? Or maybe the excrement has come into sudden physical contact with the air-conditioning device.