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Something’s Slytherin out of my Deathly Hallows

I’ll be right back – I gotta go lay some Sirius Black.

63 comments on Something’s Slytherin out of my Deathly Hallows

  1. heavvymetalqueen
    October 2, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    It was funnier as scrawled on the wall of a public toilet in Helsinki. I had no idea it was such a popular joke.

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    • YarnKnotSpecial
      October 2, 2012 at 3:09 pm

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      • Stretch65
        October 2, 2012 at 3:52 pm

        Is it hot in here – Im feeling flushed

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      • bethymania
        October 2, 2012 at 5:05 pm

        No calling out in the forums.

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        • munchimonki
          October 3, 2012 at 4:04 pm

          Well I’m glad someone was here to keep ordure. It’s so uncomfortable watching people dook it out on the Internet.

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  2. Madam Morgana
    October 2, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    Can I get one that says “PhotoShop” in place of “ministry of magic”, please?

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  3. cenyara
    October 2, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    I think that poor horse is dead enough, everyone put down your sticks

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    • vicogin
      October 2, 2012 at 2:29 pm

      Doncha mean wands?

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  4. vicogin
    October 2, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    I shall now cast the spell of tailius growius!

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    • Stretch65
      October 2, 2012 at 3:54 pm

      The spell for a long lasting wand is:
      Cialas Appearas

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  5. Truth, Justice and the Pudding Way
    October 2, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    Hmm…I wonder if I should get that decal for my van.

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  6. Matt Johnson
    October 2, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    I never get into these kinds of posts. Is it just because I don’t know about Harry Potter and wizards n’ shit?

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    • jaiejohnson
      October 2, 2012 at 2:28 pm

      Oh, well, you might know shit, just not Harry Potter ;)

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      • Matt Johnson
        October 2, 2012 at 2:35 pm

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        • angel drawers
          October 2, 2012 at 3:09 pm

          I’m not sure anything is universal. There will always be someone who doesn’t get it. Harry Potter is pretty widely known – most people have either read the books or at least seen the movies.

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          • munchimonki
            October 4, 2012 at 9:10 pm

            If there’s anything universal in this world, it’s toilet humor.

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        • Anonymoose
          October 2, 2012 at 3:10 pm

          It’s Harry Potter, hardly anything only an “insider” knows. If you haven’t even heard vague references to the topics mentioned in the post, I imagine you have a very nice rock you’ve been living under.

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        • jaiejohnson
          October 2, 2012 at 3:16 pm

          Harry Potter is pretty universal. Anything that spawns that much fanfic already has moved beyond “inside joke”.

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        • YarnKnotSpecial
          October 2, 2012 at 7:21 pm

          Yeah, that Harry Potter stuff is pretty obscure. I never even heard of it.

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      • Matt Johnson
        October 2, 2012 at 5:57 pm

        I guess I don’t mean “inside joke”. But in all reality I know a fair amount of people and most of them (like me) have never read/seen Harry Potter stuff. It’s no big deal, I’m used to being the dude under the rock.

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        • Badger
          October 2, 2012 at 6:35 pm

          I think my rock is right next to yours, Matt.

          Though I have read enough godawful fanfic of it to get the general gist.

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          • Stretch65
            October 2, 2012 at 6:47 pm

            For the longest time I didn’t understand <3 and all the references but didn't feel the need to whine (insert reference to Black Adder or any other obscure British comedy here)Your lack of HP knowledge makes me want to show you the Rabbits

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            • Matt Johnson
              October 3, 2012 at 4:21 am

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        • Stretch65
          October 2, 2012 at 6:50 pm

          Matt the Muggle

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        • Postmenopaws ™
          October 2, 2012 at 7:13 pm

          Don’t feel bad, Matt. I’ve seen every Harry Potter movie that’s come out on DVD, and I still don’t get most of the references.

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          • lettucego
            October 2, 2012 at 7:18 pm

            I can respect that too, not everyone has to like everything.

            Personally I think the books are great, but the movies – not as much. Matt if you ever start with HP, I’d start with the books!

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            • Mugsy Doodle
              October 2, 2012 at 7:24 pm

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              • lettucego
                October 2, 2012 at 7:31 pm

                Huh, that’s interesting. No, hadn’t heard, but just checked out the story. I don’t remember there being anything particularly wrong with the later books – except for the final “20 years later” wrap up ending, which was kind of silly – but then I just read them for entertainment and probably didn’t think about them too deeply!

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        • lovinglymadewithspite
          October 4, 2012 at 5:02 pm

          I’ve seen a few of them, but don’t get the reference. I end up sitting here trying to figure out what word is misspelled. Then i feel even more dumb!

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  7. Leighbra
    October 2, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Expellianus!

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  8. vicogin
    October 2, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    I guess it’s time to shit or get off the potter.

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  9. LeeLooDallas
    October 2, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    If it’s burrito night they’ll need a drain snape.

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    • Stretch65
      October 2, 2012 at 6:48 pm

      Hogwarts becomes Hogfarts

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  10. Holytape
    October 2, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    After night of cheap beer and cheap taco bell, it ain’t magic. It’s more like a demon’s curse from Satan himself.

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    • vicogin
      October 2, 2012 at 2:30 pm

      There’s expensive Taco Bell?

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      • Matt Johnson
        October 2, 2012 at 2:37 pm

        I think it’s Taceau Belle. Mexican with a French twist.

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      • jaiejohnson
        October 2, 2012 at 3:22 pm

        All restaurants are Taco Bell. They won the franchise wars.

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        • butts lol
          October 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm

          Is that why I can’t get a handjob at Starbucks anymore?

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          • docleather
            October 2, 2012 at 4:59 pm

            Ha Ha, he doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells… View that in a crappy room.

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        • lduncz
          October 2, 2012 at 4:04 pm

          And that’s the Arnold Schwarzenegger library!

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          • MissPlace
            October 2, 2012 at 6:01 pm

            The Arnold Schwarzenegger Presidential Library!

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  11. ekobunko
    October 2, 2012 at 2:31 pm

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    • LeeLooDallas
      October 2, 2012 at 2:34 pm

      HagRID, by Glade.

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      • OBadPixie
        October 2, 2012 at 4:05 pm

        ROFL! Thanks. I needed that

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    • Ann Archy
      October 2, 2012 at 7:36 pm

      God love ya for noticing not one but 2 Air Fresheners. Guess things are a bit stinky down at Hogwarts.

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      • Glasgow
        October 2, 2012 at 9:12 pm

        Depends where the Magical Creatures take their dumps.

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    • DarkSock
      October 2, 2012 at 10:05 pm

      Hairy Pooper and the Chamber-pot Of Secretions

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  12. chinesereseller
    October 2, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    This will have people Rowling in the aisles, er, stalls.

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  13. Pom-Poms Make It Better
    October 2, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Stay classy, Potter fans.

    A part of me wants to see a wide-eyed kid who just saw the movies to give it a whirl.

    (hurr hurr.)

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    • SiliconeSunflower
      October 2, 2012 at 11:54 pm

      You mean like the all kids that flushed their poor fishies after “Nemo” to set them free?

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  14. Glasgow
    October 2, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Ah yes from the eternally classey Harry Potty series.

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  15. butts lol
    October 2, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    Don’t give yourself a Hermione…

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    • docleather
      October 2, 2012 at 5:01 pm

      Love how you Weasleyed your way into that one.

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      • docleather
        October 2, 2012 at 5:01 pm

        Quidditch while you’re ahead

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  16. Cockamamie Jamie
    October 2, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    I also perform the black magic they speak of. I can make black ectoplasm appear as if it’s coming right out my ass! Black magic!

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  17. thecreightonberyl
    October 2, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Now you can give a Death Eater a Swirly!

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  18. lettucego
    October 2, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    I think I remember this from the first book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Throne”.

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  19. No_no_and_no
    October 2, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    Harry Potty?

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  20. Fontina Fontahl
    October 2, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    Who hangs a towel bar five inches above a toilet tank?

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    • JuicyLucy
      October 2, 2012 at 9:30 pm

      Could that one, and the rail to the side, be grab rails? They are all over my house because my daughter needs them to let her stand up. The rounded rail corners and the chunky bits that screw to the wall look like my grab rails. Incidentally if you have a grab rail in the bathroom keep away from it when you reach down to pick up a towel. You could end up with concussion. Don’t ask me how I know this.

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    • reddogbon
      October 2, 2012 at 9:47 pm

      Grab rails.

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  21. Blackfeathr
    October 4, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    No wonder Cornelius Fudge was such a shithead.

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