I’ll be right back – I gotta go lay some Sirius Black.
It was funnier as scrawled on the wall of a public toilet in Helsinki. I had no idea it was such a popular joke.
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Your comment was more interesting when I saw it on Reddit.
Is it hot in here – Im feeling flushed
No calling out in the forums.
Well I’m glad someone was here to keep ordure. It’s so uncomfortable watching people dook it out on the Internet.
Can I get one that says “PhotoShop” in place of “ministry of magic”, please?
I think that poor horse is dead enough, everyone put down your sticks
Doncha mean wands?
I shall now cast the spell of tailius growius!
The spell for a long lasting wand is:
Hmm…I wonder if I should get that decal for my van.
I never get into these kinds of posts. Is it just because I don’t know about Harry Potter and wizards n’ shit?
Oh, well, you might know shit, just not Harry Potter
I guess I just like the posts that are all-inclusive more than the inside ones. Even if I get the inside ones, I still like the ones that are more universally relatable better. They spawn better jokes, in my opinion.
I’m not sure anything is universal. There will always be someone who doesn’t get it. Harry Potter is pretty widely known – most people have either read the books or at least seen the movies.
If there’s anything universal in this world, it’s toilet humor.
It’s Harry Potter, hardly anything only an “insider” knows. If you haven’t even heard vague references to the topics mentioned in the post, I imagine you have a very nice rock you’ve been living under.
Harry Potter is pretty universal. Anything that spawns that much fanfic already has moved beyond “inside joke”.
Yeah, that Harry Potter stuff is pretty obscure. I never even heard of it.
I guess I don’t mean “inside joke”. But in all reality I know a fair amount of people and most of them (like me) have never read/seen Harry Potter stuff. It’s no big deal, I’m used to being the dude under the rock.
I think my rock is right next to yours, Matt.
Though I have read enough godawful fanfic of it to get the general gist.
For the longest time I didn’t understand <3 and all the references but didn't feel the need to whine (insert reference to Black Adder or any other obscure British comedy here)Your lack of HP knowledge makes me want to show you the Rabbits
I wasn’t whining, dude. I was just saying this shit is boring.
My original intent above was to ask if there was something other than just HP in these posts, like a sub-level of humor I didn’t know about. Turns out there isn’t. Question answered.
Matt the Muggle
Don’t feel bad, Matt. I’ve seen every Harry Potter movie that’s come out on DVD, and I still don’t get most of the references.
I can respect that too, not everyone has to like everything.
Personally I think the books are great, but the movies – not as much. Matt if you ever start with HP, I’d start with the books!
Have you heard that Rowling wants to publish two of the books as “Director’s Cuts”? You know what that means—an extra 100 pages of drival. The earlier books were much better, but then she got BIG and no one was allowed to edit her. I hate diva authors.
Huh, that’s interesting. No, hadn’t heard, but just checked out the story. I don’t remember there being anything particularly wrong with the later books – except for the final “20 years later” wrap up ending, which was kind of silly – but then I just read them for entertainment and probably didn’t think about them too deeply!
I’ve seen a few of them, but don’t get the reference. I end up sitting here trying to figure out what word is misspelled. Then i feel even more dumb!
I guess it’s time to shit or get off the potter.
If it’s burrito night they’ll need a drain snape.
Hogwarts becomes Hogfarts
After night of cheap beer and cheap taco bell, it ain’t magic. It’s more like a demon’s curse from Satan himself.
There’s expensive Taco Bell?
I think it’s Taceau Belle. Mexican with a French twist.
All restaurants are Taco Bell. They won the franchise wars.
Is that why I can’t get a handjob at Starbucks anymore?
Ha Ha, he doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells… View that in a crappy room.
And that’s the Arnold Schwarzenegger library!
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Presidential Library!
HagRID, by Glade.
ROFL! Thanks. I needed that
God love ya for noticing not one but 2 Air Fresheners. Guess things are a bit stinky down at Hogwarts.
Depends where the Magical Creatures take their dumps.
Hairy Pooper and the Chamber-pot Of Secretions
This will have people Rowling in the aisles, er, stalls.
Stay classy, Potter fans.
A part of me wants to see a wide-eyed kid who just saw the movies to give it a whirl.
You mean like the all kids that flushed their poor fishies after “Nemo” to set them free?
Ah yes from the eternally classey Harry Potty series.
Don’t give yourself a Hermione…
Love how you Weasleyed your way into that one.
Quidditch while you’re ahead
I also perform the black magic they speak of. I can make black ectoplasm appear as if it’s coming right out my ass! Black magic!
Now you can give a Death Eater a Swirly!
I think I remember this from the first book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Throne”.
no no no do not want to see that !
Who hangs a towel bar five inches above a toilet tank?
Could that one, and the rail to the side, be grab rails? They are all over my house because my daughter needs them to let her stand up. The rounded rail corners and the chunky bits that screw to the wall look like my grab rails. Incidentally if you have a grab rail in the bathroom keep away from it when you reach down to pick up a towel. You could end up with concussion. Don’t ask me how I know this.
No wonder Cornelius Fudge was such a shithead.
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