So what happens when you order a “custom” vajay from this person? Do you have to send a picture of your own, or do you try to explain it with words, and the “artist” does a police-sketch of it based on how you described it?
I don’t think my groin has a “bad body part,” but there’s a reason we cover that up with clothing. I wouldn’t carry one of those tokens any more than I think mu husband would want to carry one around of a penis, glorifying masculinity. HUZZAH! We have genitals! Woo!
“The image is meant to be whimsical and mysterious while using low-tech art making methods. The artwork looks as though a furry monster has been sketched on an available surface. The cardboard had purposeful wrinkles and creases. Currently, there is no hanging hardware on the back so you can decide if you want to frame it, use velcro, a metal hanger or attach wire . . . I am a fine artist working in many media.”
Let’s be honest here. You made a sketch with markers on a crappy piece of cardboard probably from a random box you had lying around. THAT IS NOT FINE ART.
I went and did that, but unfortunately, I had to go and use the one of her eating a hotdog… and I was halfway through making it and went “oh dear god no, this just wrong” and stopped.
I suspect artist that focus on “themes of social taboo” are actually working out their own issues. Much as institutionalized folk do with fingerpaints or with their own excrement on the wall.
. . .why is that one sticking its tongue out at me?
And seriously, this whole ‘women should seek definition and self-worth in nothing but their genitals’ crap needs to stop. I don’t care who’s doing it; just fuck off. It’s not cute when the anti-choice crowd reduces women to bipedal incubators, and the flip side of that, with the ~MajyKalGoddeSSMoonWoMb~ crowd reducing women to a vulva or a menstrual cycle, is also not cute. I am so goddamn much more than my reproductive organs. So is every woman.
Ew… my man eats… “Red River Cereal” (multigrain porridge) That doesn’t even require any modification to be nasty.
I prefer Weetabix, so…
“We-eat-da-dix”?
Okay, since we’re going there:
Mueslicks
Alpha Slits
Porn Flakes
Grape Sluts
Honey Nut Busters
Hooded Wheat
Apple Cracks
and of course the one that doesn’t need modifying:
Quisp
Oh, shit, you guys, I had a mouthful of cracker and hummus when I read this. It was so hard not to spit it out on my laptop.
Cunt Chocula was the best.
Just in time for Halloween. They’re pretty much the exact same thing as those stick-on “scars” they sell for costumes, and those things are like $2.00.
How would people know you have a vagina if you don’t have it on display every where you go?? How many times have we all been in this situation.. “I have a vagina!” “prove it, I say!”. I know it happens to me quite often. Now, with my handy little mini clay vagina I can display it proudly; avoiding these awkward situations, once and for all!
cupcake motherfucker do you speak it
October 1, 2012 at 10:23 am
Yeah, I really don’t understand that target market at all. I mean, I’m pretty damn feminist, but I REALLY don’t need a bracelet charm of somebody’s boy-howdy. Thanks though.
Jeebus, that one on the bottom right looks infected. Can you put antibiotics on your wombyn parts?
I already have a cooter in my pants, so don’t need a reminder that I have one. At least mine has stopped all that magickal bleeding every month, although the homicidal rages and hot flashes ain’t no picnic either.
I’m not sure if it is art or a flash back to a very bad trip in 2004. If those things start talking about the difference between gravity in the standard model versus gravity as predicted by general relativity, I’ll know for sure.
I’d like to see it photoshopped into the goatse icon. That’d be the place to store mah ‘special body parts’.
Hey, think she’d make little clay necrotic toes too? Those are generally considered bad, and why should someone be ashamed of gangrene? Or tumors? Stop body shaming once and for all, with clay reproductions of…crap.
The blurb (it’s anus earrings btw) isn’t all empowering and shit though; the creator knows they’re jokey earrings and isn’t making a statement with them. I’m sad there’s no cupcake movement to destigmatize having a pooper. Anus is really much more in need of positive PR than gash, by like, a million times.
wait… i’m confused about the “western values”. If we, in the US, are the Westerners… is she saying the Eastern-ers, like China, are perfectly happy to show the noni at all times? Has she ever met anyone from the “East”? A vast amount of girls, at least, cover their mouths when they smile or talk because they are self conscious! Not all! Just something I noticed.
Not to defend this product, but when people specify “Westerners” or “Americans” or whatever, usually it’s just to refer to the scope of your claim. I can say that Western culture is scared of pussy, and that doesn’t assert that African cultures aren’t scared of gash, it just means, I don’t know anything about their relationship to bayina, or at least, I’m leaving that relationship out of this discussion. They’re just limiting the scope of their claim, and that’s actually surprisingly smart.
Sorry, but that’s a terrible way to discourage masturbation. “If you masturbate, vaginas will grow on your hand. Tiny, tight little vaginas. That can’t say no.”
Point taken, I didn’t think about using it on women. I always thought the “hair on the palm of your hands” thing refered to the fact that most guys use their palm. As a chick, I’ve never used that part of my hand.
When Shaggy opened the door to the Funhouse, small vaginas floated into the air and began chasing him. “Ruh roh” yelled Scooby as they both ran for it.
They cannoned into Velma. “Velma! Sm-sm-small vaginas, chasing us!” yelled Shaggy. “H-h-h-help!”
I need to get some of these and stick them on my daughter’s Barbie Dolls. It would lead easily into The Big Talk. The problem is what do I do about Ken? Do you think this Artist would make some Ken appendages if I asked nicely?
Those would make a nice set up buttons for one of those stoopid giant knit cowls that aare so all the rage on Etsy. In mustard colored yarn. Or maybe gray.
(Apologies to anybody who likes to wear stoopid giant knit cowls)
It’s been done before, and in the 70s: Hannah Wilke’s 1974 S.O.S — Starification Object Series “in which she merged her minimalist sculpture and her own body by creating tiny vulval sculptures out of chewing gum and sticking them to herself.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Wilke
October 1, 2012 at 10:01 am
That’s almost the tiniest set of fake giggle-holes I’ve ever seen.
October 1, 2012 at 10:13 am
. . .almost? I’m curious as to the winner.
October 1, 2012 at 10:18 am
Miniature plastic hentai dolls at the porn store in Japan when I was stationed on Okinawa.
October 1, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Ah, Japan…always the answer.
October 1, 2012 at 10:14 am
Also, giggle-holes!
I am so using that one next time (if….) I get laid again
October 1, 2012 at 1:03 pm
You can always use it with BOB.
October 1, 2012 at 5:40 pm
Does that make BOB a giggle stick?
October 1, 2012 at 10:03 am
I wouldn’t mind getting a little nookie on the side. It doesn’t have to be custom – I’m easy.
October 1, 2012 at 11:21 am
So what happens when you order a “custom” vajay from this person? Do you have to send a picture of your own, or do you try to explain it with words, and the “artist” does a police-sketch of it based on how you described it?
October 1, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Average height, medium-build, no tattoos or identifying marks.
October 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm
(shows sketch): “Does it look like this?”
“YES! THAT’S THE VAGINA THAT STOLE MY WALLET!!”
October 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm
And another crime solved thanks to Snatch Sketch®
October 1, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Tonight on “Law&Order: Small Vaginas Unit”
October 1, 2012 at 10:04 am
I don’t think my groin has a “bad body part,” but there’s a reason we cover that up with clothing. I wouldn’t carry one of those tokens any more than I think mu husband would want to carry one around of a penis, glorifying masculinity. HUZZAH! We have genitals! Woo!
…No.
October 1, 2012 at 10:05 am
*my
October 1, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Oh my!
October 2, 2012 at 11:44 am
Oh *mu!
October 1, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Well there are those guys who have balls on the back of their car. So maybe there’s a market for tiny vaginas.
October 2, 2012 at 3:56 pm
now I want a Vagina I can stick on the back of my car
October 5, 2012 at 5:24 pm
I wonder if that would make people more or less likely to tailgate you.
October 1, 2012 at 10:04 am
This is what happens when you let a stick of bubblegum go through the wash in your jeans pocket.
October 1, 2012 at 10:53 am
Or give Sculpy to an 8 year-old to make absesses on her Barbie dolls.
October 1, 2012 at 10:05 am
I guess it’s better than having a giant clay vulva.
October 1, 2012 at 10:06 am
did the decimal get placed too far to the right?
October 1, 2012 at 10:27 am
TWO FOR $150!
October 1, 2012 at 12:06 pm
Since this person obviously lives in a fantasy world, can we pay her in Monopoly money?
October 1, 2012 at 12:38 pm
Did you see her other offerings?
SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS.
“The image is meant to be whimsical and mysterious while using low-tech art making methods. The artwork looks as though a furry monster has been sketched on an available surface. The cardboard had purposeful wrinkles and creases. Currently, there is no hanging hardware on the back so you can decide if you want to frame it, use velcro, a metal hanger or attach wire . . . I am a fine artist working in many media.”
Let’s be honest here. You made a sketch with markers on a crappy piece of cardboard probably from a random box you had lying around. THAT IS NOT FINE ART.
October 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm
The writeup, on the other hand, is a sublime work of bullshittery.
October 1, 2012 at 3:50 pm
I like the drawing. I’ll make you one like it on real paper for $10. (i’d say $5, but I’d have to go get the cool markers first.)
October 2, 2012 at 6:04 am
Her last name is Casebeer. Wanna guess where the cardboard, and the inspiration, came from?
Also: Performance art wherein she rakes a beach.
October 1, 2012 at 10:07 am
the one at the top looks like it’s sticking its tongue out at me. unhappy clam.
October 1, 2012 at 2:50 pm
I debated the wisdom of doing this, but the idiot in me won the arguement. On behalf of my inner idiot, I apologize.
October 1, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Your inner idiot is my new favorite idiot! Suck it, Michelle Bachmann.
October 1, 2012 at 4:27 pm
oh, please, put it ON Michelle Bachmann!!!!!
October 1, 2012 at 5:12 pm
I went and did that, but unfortunately, I had to go and use the one of her eating a hotdog… and I was halfway through making it and went “oh dear god no, this just wrong” and stopped.
I’m a bad person, aren’t I.
October 1, 2012 at 7:35 pm
You are a bad person for not finishing it and posting it, yes.
October 2, 2012 at 11:09 am
You MUST finish it and post it. For science!
October 2, 2012 at 12:28 pm
FINE. But this could be classed as porn and you’re responsible for the crushing weight of thumbs down I’ll be buried under.
October 2, 2012 at 1:21 pm
I wish I could give that a thousand thumbs up.
October 3, 2012 at 3:25 pm
i love you.
October 1, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Carrot Top after a bad night or Jacqueline Stallone every night?
October 1, 2012 at 3:35 pm
OMG! This is awesome. Just awesome. She almost looks like Tammy Faye Bakker.
October 1, 2012 at 10:08 am
And the makers of Fleshlight are going hmm….
October 1, 2012 at 10:14 am
Good idea – if they packaged them in groups of six they could sell them as complete pocket pool sets.
October 1, 2012 at 10:09 am
With the right piercing, those could be some of the most horrible ear rings ever!
October 1, 2012 at 10:13 am
If only they weren’t so expensive or I weren’t so cack-handed that I couldn’t produce a recognisable tiny clay vulva, that would so happen….
October 1, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Cack-handed? Does that mean you’ve been handling too much cack?
October 2, 2012 at 3:00 am
Every doll house needs a tiny vagoo
October 1, 2012 at 10:30 am
A little double sided tape, and they’d make kick-ass pasties. “Hey everybody! Look at my vagina-nipples!”
October 1, 2012 at 10:09 am
I hadn’t realize they made sex toys for The Littles.
October 1, 2012 at 10:09 am
“Keep it in your pocket or in a special place”
Bedside drawer? Medicine cabinet? On top of the bookshelf? Hmmm, think, think. Where is a special place?
October 1, 2012 at 10:13 am
The bedside cabinet in the insane asylum seems an apt place
October 1, 2012 at 10:15 am
Right in front of the webcam for chatroulette.
November 24, 2012 at 3:34 am
But then I need to find a boobs version to go with it!
October 1, 2012 at 11:45 am
Inside your own gigglehole?
October 1, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Quimception!
October 1, 2012 at 6:11 pm
I’d be afraid it’d get stuck, resulting in a discussion with the ER Doctor that I’d really just as soon not have.
October 2, 2012 at 1:01 pm
on a Vaga-sil
October 1, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Glovebox.
October 2, 2012 at 4:35 am
Is that a suggested placement site, or a new euphemism?
October 1, 2012 at 10:10 am
I suspect artist that focus on “themes of social taboo” are actually working out their own issues. Much as institutionalized folk do with fingerpaints or with their own excrement on the wall.
October 1, 2012 at 10:11 am
. . .why is that one sticking its tongue out at me?
And seriously, this whole ‘women should seek definition and self-worth in nothing but their genitals’ crap needs to stop. I don’t care who’s doing it; just fuck off. It’s not cute when the anti-choice crowd reduces women to bipedal incubators, and the flip side of that, with the ~MajyKalGoddeSSMoonWoMb~ crowd reducing women to a vulva or a menstrual cycle, is also not cute. I am so goddamn much more than my reproductive organs. So is every woman.
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October 1, 2012 at 10:14 am
FINALLY.
Now, care to repeat that for the nutcases? No, it won’t help, will it? …crap.
October 1, 2012 at 10:14 am
cute is not what they aim for.
October 2, 2012 at 4:40 am
True. I have a spleen. I love my spleen. WHERE’S MY LITTLE CLAY SPLEEN?
October 1, 2012 at 10:12 am
Sing-a-long!
She wore threeeeeeee vulvas
(ooo wah ooo)
More clay vulvas than was right
Tiny clay vulvas seemsso tight…
October 1, 2012 at 10:12 am
Heck of a thing to drop out of your pocket when you’re getting out your keys/change/whatever. Should make the kiddies eyes go big.
Meanwhile, I don’t have “good” or “bad” body parts. Some might be more fun than others, but I don’t judge them.
October 1, 2012 at 10:12 am
Ah! The one at the top is totally blowing a raspberry. Can one of you talented folks give it googly eyes and animate it?
October 1, 2012 at 10:26 am
October 1, 2012 at 10:30 am
I… I love you.
October 1, 2012 at 3:43 pm
I love the first part of your screen name and will likely be using it in the future in a fit of road rage. Thanks for this.
October 2, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Tag team.
October 1, 2012 at 10:56 am
Thank you because you saved me the bother of doing this. It really needed to be done.
October 1, 2012 at 11:09 am
Thank you I just cant seem to get the whole image thing correct
October 1, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Does anyone else look at the bottom one and hear, “Yuuuuuuup, yup yup yupyupyupyup yup” like those muppets?
October 1, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Which Muppets look like little vaginas to YOU?
October 1, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Correction: Vulvas. My mind went to a very dark place for a moment and Muppets were lurking in the shadows.
October 2, 2012 at 2:38 am
HOLY HANDGRENADES I WON!
October 2, 2012 at 3:04 am
Well played and you are Crochets first COTD!
October 1, 2012 at 10:12 am
“non threatening token”
oh also 100$.
October 1, 2012 at 10:15 am
They look like they should be sugar coated and swimming in a bowl of milk.
October 1, 2012 at 10:17 am
“Vulv-Os”
October 1, 2012 at 10:23 am
Cunt Chocula
October 1, 2012 at 10:46 am
Count Squakula
October 2, 2012 at 3:07 am
Frankenvulva!
October 1, 2012 at 11:38 am
Vun! Two! Threeee! Three tiny pooosies! Ah AH AAAHHH!
October 1, 2012 at 12:10 pm
It’s not as fancy as April’s ‘Comment of the Day’, but you are hereby awarded my “Giggled Aloud-Comment of the Day” !
October 1, 2012 at 1:06 pm
I’d like to thank The Academy…
October 1, 2012 at 3:44 pm
This! I think I may have wet myself laughing. Dammit.
October 1, 2012 at 5:38 pm
You can always depend on me, but perhaps you should Depend® on you.
October 1, 2012 at 10:28 am
Aren’t sugar puffs like that already?
October 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Yes, and they make wee smell all sickly sugary. Diabetes in the making eating those things.
October 1, 2012 at 10:28 am
“Bajing-O’s”
October 1, 2012 at 10:32 am
“Lucky Clams”
October 1, 2012 at 10:37 am
“Special V”
October 1, 2012 at 10:39 am
“Sugar Snatch”
October 1, 2012 at 10:44 am
“Porn Flakes”
October 1, 2012 at 11:00 am
“Cap’n Cootch”
October 1, 2012 at 11:09 am
“Slashi”
October 1, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Ew… my man eats… “Red River Cereal” (multigrain porridge) That doesn’t even require any modification to be nasty.
I prefer Weetabix, so…
“We-eat-da-dix”?
October 1, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Ooh, I’ve had Weetabix. It goes limp as soon as the milk pours out…of the container.
[Insert varied and sundry sexual euphemisms here.]
October 2, 2012 at 3:09 am
Shredded Twat!
October 1, 2012 at 10:38 am
Okay, since we’re going there:
Mueslicks
Alpha Slits
Porn Flakes
Grape Sluts
Honey Nut Busters
Hooded Wheat
Apple Cracks
and of course the one that doesn’t need modifying:
Quisp
October 1, 2012 at 11:49 am
Oh, shit, you guys, I had a mouthful of cracker and hummus when I read this. It was so hard not to spit it out on my laptop.
Cunt Chocula was the best.
October 1, 2012 at 12:37 pm
You know what they say –
Once you’ve gone Chocula
All you’ll ever want is badonkadonkula.
October 1, 2012 at 11:47 am
October 1, 2012 at 12:07 pm
So the “crunch” is referring to what, crabs?
October 1, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Cap ‘n Crotch.
October 1, 2012 at 10:16 am
Also, I’m pretty sure that one bleary morning, I’d mistake these for coffee beans, leading to a terrible grinder accident.
October 1, 2012 at 10:16 am
Just in time for Halloween. They’re pretty much the exact same thing as those stick-on “scars” they sell for costumes, and those things are like $2.00.
October 1, 2012 at 10:18 am
How would people know you have a vagina if you don’t have it on display every where you go?? How many times have we all been in this situation.. “I have a vagina!” “prove it, I say!”. I know it happens to me quite often. Now, with my handy little mini clay vagina I can display it proudly; avoiding these awkward situations, once and for all!
October 1, 2012 at 10:24 am
Is this the female equivalent of a codpiece?
October 1, 2012 at 10:20 am
$100 for one vulva? Well, that scraps my idea of buying a bag and handing them out for Halloween treats.
October 1, 2012 at 10:35 am
Pretty sad that a hooker with a real vulva (or at least marginally decent surgical version) is cheaper these days, ain’t it?
October 1, 2012 at 10:23 am
Yeah, I really don’t understand that target market at all. I mean, I’m pretty damn feminist, but I REALLY don’t need a bracelet charm of somebody’s boy-howdy. Thanks though.
October 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm
I’m loving all the different, new-to-me euphemisms popping up all over this post.
October 1, 2012 at 10:24 am
Jeebus, that one on the bottom right looks infected. Can you put antibiotics on your wombyn parts?
I already have a cooter in my pants, so don’t need a reminder that I have one. At least mine has stopped all that magickal bleeding every month, although the homicidal rages and hot flashes ain’t no picnic either.
October 1, 2012 at 10:28 am
I want to buy one and stick it in my belly-button, and then chase my boyfriend around the room with it. No reason.
October 1, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Is a reason even needed? I think not.
October 1, 2012 at 11:02 am
I feel sick.
I am all for feminism but surely ladies did not throw themselves in front of racehorses for this?
Really?
Please no. That is just gross. There is no excuse.
October 1, 2012 at 11:10 am
Custom?
Do you send her a photo of your minge, or does she come round to your house and study it?….
October 1, 2012 at 11:49 am
I’m not sure if it is art or a flash back to a very bad trip in 2004. If those things start talking about the difference between gravity in the standard model versus gravity as predicted by general relativity, I’ll know for sure.
October 1, 2012 at 11:52 am
I’d like to see it photoshopped into the goatse icon. That’d be the place to store mah ‘special body parts’.
Hey, think she’d make little clay necrotic toes too? Those are generally considered bad, and why should someone be ashamed of gangrene? Or tumors? Stop body shaming once and for all, with clay reproductions of…crap.
October 1, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Imma go search Etsy for anus sculptures. Poor anuses, always treated like they’re unattractive!
October 1, 2012 at 2:48 pm
jackpot!
Sorry I’m too dumb to give ya the actual image.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/110124002/polymer-clay-anus-earrings?ref=v1_other_2
October 1, 2012 at 2:53 pm
The blurb (it’s anus earrings btw) isn’t all empowering and shit though; the creator knows they’re jokey earrings and isn’t making a statement with them. I’m sad there’s no cupcake movement to destigmatize having a pooper. Anus is really much more in need of positive PR than gash, by like, a million times.
October 1, 2012 at 12:36 pm
“Don’t push too far
You’re dreams are vaginas in your hand”
October 1, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Oh my God, those are…
…wait…
is that one looking at me???
OHMYGOD IT WINKED!
October 1, 2012 at 1:14 pm
Has anyone seen Nightmare On Elm Street 3 (yeah, the dream warriors one)? This looks like the junkie girl’s arm-mouths.
October 1, 2012 at 1:15 pm
These things kind of look like hors d ‘oeuvres or however you spell it.
October 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm
I think it’s spelled “Leprosy”.
October 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm
wait… i’m confused about the “western values”. If we, in the US, are the Westerners… is she saying the Eastern-ers, like China, are perfectly happy to show the noni at all times? Has she ever met anyone from the “East”? A vast amount of girls, at least, cover their mouths when they smile or talk because they are self conscious! Not all! Just something I noticed.
October 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Well, she is also assuming that feminist =/= shy so I don’t think she is too big on logic.
October 1, 2012 at 2:44 pm
That was my “Say whaaa?” moment in the post: “shy”
Yeeaahhh.
PERFECT gift for a shy friend.
October 1, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Not to defend this product, but when people specify “Westerners” or “Americans” or whatever, usually it’s just to refer to the scope of your claim. I can say that Western culture is scared of pussy, and that doesn’t assert that African cultures aren’t scared of gash, it just means, I don’t know anything about their relationship to bayina, or at least, I’m leaving that relationship out of this discussion. They’re just limiting the scope of their claim, and that’s actually surprisingly smart.
/endphilisophymajor
October 1, 2012 at 3:39 pm
good perspective.
October 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm
I think this would make a much better old wives tale about the dangers of masturbation.
October 1, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Sorry, but that’s a terrible way to discourage masturbation. “If you masturbate, vaginas will grow on your hand. Tiny, tight little vaginas. That can’t say no.”
October 1, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Or your vagina will shrink and become Barbie-doll size if you masturbate too much?
October 1, 2012 at 10:46 pm
Point taken, I didn’t think about using it on women. I always thought the “hair on the palm of your hands” thing refered to the fact that most guys use their palm. As a chick, I’ve never used that part of my hand.
Yet…
October 1, 2012 at 3:12 pm
When Shaggy opened the door to the Funhouse, small vaginas floated into the air and began chasing him. “Ruh roh” yelled Scooby as they both ran for it.
They cannoned into Velma. “Velma! Sm-sm-small vaginas, chasing us!” yelled Shaggy. “H-h-h-help!”
October 1, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Also, my warts don’t talk to me.
October 1, 2012 at 5:25 pm
I would SO buy one of those and wear it around my neck if it increased my chances of getting pregnant!
October 1, 2012 at 8:34 pm
I need to get some of these and stick them on my daughter’s Barbie Dolls. It would lead easily into The Big Talk. The problem is what do I do about Ken? Do you think this Artist would make some Ken appendages if I asked nicely?
October 1, 2012 at 9:33 pm
That bottom one just makes me think of Sam the Sheepdog.
October 1, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Those would make a nice set up buttons for one of those stoopid giant knit cowls that aare so all the rage on Etsy. In mustard colored yarn. Or maybe gray.
(Apologies to anybody who likes to wear stoopid giant knit cowls)
October 2, 2012 at 3:54 am
It’s been done before, and in the 70s: Hannah Wilke’s 1974 S.O.S — Starification Object Series “in which she merged her minimalist sculpture and her own body by creating tiny vulval sculptures out of chewing gum and sticking them to herself.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Wilke
October 2, 2012 at 2:02 pm
These are perfect for sticking on my barbies, or sewing to dolls.
I mean, in case I wanted to get creepy.
October 2, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Because all shy people secretly long for a tiny pocket bajingo