SOMEONE REALLY LIKES ECTOPLASM
This lands in my Top 3 products that I do NOT want to see featured on “How It’s Made.”
“Tonight on the Self-Discovery Channel…”
Oh my, looks like you’ve started a furious thumbs up / thumbs down war with that gif. Who shall win?
Who looks a winner?
um, that looks like a nice…ectoplasm dispensing system.
No, this is Casper…
Casper was REALLY excited to see Regretsy say his name…..
He’s so teeny! <3
From the listing: “Some numbing sensations may happen if you have it on your lips for a long period of time, or hold it in your mouth for a while. This is normal due to the serum.”
So you should swallow and not spit? or spit and not swallow? I’m so confused….
If you said “yes” to the swallowing question, then I thumbed you up for that.
Well, I was trying to be paradoxical or something, but I do like me some ectoplasm =D
Now you can have your bukake and eat it too!
I love what a clusterfuck this has become. XD
A lady doesn’t spit.
Good thing they mentioned the mouth. Otherwise I would have thought they ment my other set of lips. Oy!
Does demonic ectoplasmic puss violate Etsy’s terms of service?
No puns intended right?
Because we all know what it means to be ‘serviced’.
Someone got a happy ending.
I just bought a 30-oz bottle of “water-based” ectoplasm online for $16. Came with a free catalog!
He he he he
“Came with a catalog”
he he he he
jinx. I owe you a Victoria’s Secret catalog.
Don’t accept it, T-Bone, it’s glued shut!
That’s not glue…
I’ve heard of people that came with the Victoria’s Secret Catalog. Some with the Sears catalog. But they were weird.
Don’t forget JC Penny.
My hubby likes the Just My Size catalog. Especially when bras are half-off.
Looks like she’s also an expert in Steampunk.
Those are pretty cool, really…but definitely not steampunk!
HAhahah I noticed the EXACT same thing! )
I agree, I wouldn’t mind having those.
Not sure about steampunk, but I LOVE some of the dragon eye wirework she’s done. I totally want one of those as a hair barrette. Then my kids will really believe I have eyes (or eye) in the back of my head.
I’ve known some women that pretty much thought it was demon-puss. But that was a long time ago.
Did they also speak of Pillow Pants?
Wasn’t there that band from the sixties, the Haunted Spoonful?
She should post pics of people that didn’t follow the warning.
It looks like Elmer’s Glue. And I really don’t want to know how they got it out of Elmer.
I think it qualifies as “upcycled.”
Actually, I may be dating myself, but it looks a lot like watered-down White-Out they used to have for correcting typewriter mistakes back in the days before word processors existed.
if it is watered-down White Out, I suggest you not drink it. That stuff was toxic (though you could get a nice contact high if you sniffed it).
I thought the same. White out. Which you never put anywhere near your mouth.
Finally seeing the day where someone has to explain what White-Out is to the kids at home is a surreal feeling. I still remember the good old days when kids would go down to the old swimming hole after school and huff White-Out.
He was telling me the truth? I’ve just been haunted this WHOLE TIME? I shouldn’t have rubbed it all over his pillow, then… bad Orange.
If I tried selling 3oz of sperm to random people, everyone would run away from me and act like I don’t exist- this might lead me to believe I was a ghost and was somehow producing “ectoplasm”, and not regular sperm.
See? It’s not crazy.
Best part of the product warning:
“Some numbing sensations may happen if you have it on your lips for a long period of time, or hold it in your mouth for a while. This is normal”…
How about just “Do not bring into contact with lips or mouth.” Or “Do not eat”. Or “Just go buy a dang bottle of glue you moron”
Makes me want to try it… sometimes I feel like having something “normal”, for a change. Like ectoplasm.
That stuff is ectoplasm?? I thought it was called something else. And I’m pretty sure I can get it for free
I usually pay a buck or two for Elmer’s Glue-all
I go high-end and buy Elmer’s Wood Glue.
he he he he
I’d use it to decorate the tiny vulva. Three ounces would fill a zillion of them.
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Yuckiest suggestion ever. I don’t really like Halloween … not to that extent.
And you could add glitter.
And you must add glitter.
There, I fixed it for you!
Who ya gonna call? Ghostnutbusters!
I’ve been told I have a demon puss.
You have cats?
and don’t be offended, but my addled brain and needs-new-prescritpion reading glasses see your avatar as Blackie Lawless
Close. Lucy Lawless. It’s a wig I wore with my duct tape Xena costume from last Halloween.
ok, now that was scary.
Not the wig, the “Lawless” thing!
Seller also has several varieties of lip “blam” for sale. I’ve taken the liberty of writing the slogan: “BLAM! It’s on ya LIPS!”
I just spewed water out of my nose and all over my desk
A thousand Internets to you, Dear Lady
Now…is it white pus or a white puss? Because, let’s face it ladies, we’re all going to have a white puss someday. I don’t think we need to demonize it
Bonus upthumbs for “Cuntelina.”
Perfect companion to your Monica Lewinsky costume….
Ectogasm – spook spunk spill.
So, all those years, Casper wasn’t saying “Booooooo” but “Spooooooooooge”?
I can’t believe nobody has commented on this:
Seriously, she has some of the best safety warnings I’ve read. Seriously just LMAO!
Please test before throwing fake blood all over your wedding dress!
“If you start having a severe allergic reaction. Call you doctor.”
Suppose I do. What do I tell him I ate/drank/came in contact with?
Wow, I never know that there was such a market for splooch.
Somebody can’t spell “pus.”
[tosses an "ectoplasm" rag at the fool with the white stuff on his/her hand]
This is hilarious! I have a friend who has been dying to get on regretsy. She is very jealous and spammed this on my FB Page. Glad everyone enjoyed it and got as much of a laugh out of it as I did making it!
As if selling second-hand spunk wasn’t classy enough, she uses uncredited artwork without asking for permission first:
“NOTE: Picture is just a representation of what the scent smells like. This Picture and all it’s rights belong to the awesome artist. If you are this artist please contact me so I can link your shop(s) and cross market “
I had a dream where this comment had over 800 thumbs ups. I was really excited, but as the day wore on, the number dropped and I realized it must have been a glitch. In the end there were only 34 thumbs ups.
~*the most boring regretsy dream*~
“Demon puss”? Has my ex husband been jacking-off in the sink again?
*ignore this “again?!?”. thankyou.*
Pretty sure this was the plot to the season opener of South Park! Butters was bottling & sharing his “mojo” so everyone could share his happy feelings!
Fuck. I need to start dating again. Any Canadian Boys in their 40`s who like Geek Girls who truly embody the “F” in FJL? I’m cute & funny…
Not remotely Steam spunk.
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