From the listing: “Some numbing sensations may happen if you have it on your lips for a long period of time, or hold it in your mouth for a while. This is normal due to the serum.”
Not sure about steampunk, but I LOVE some of the dragon eye wirework she’s done. I totally want one of those as a hair barrette. Then my kids will really believe I have eyes (or eye) in the back of my head.
Actually, I may be dating myself, but it looks a lot like watered-down White-Out they used to have for correcting typewriter mistakes back in the days before word processors existed.
if it is watered-down White Out, I suggest you not drink it. That stuff was toxic (though you could get a nice contact high if you sniffed it).
Finally seeing the day where someone has to explain what White-Out is to the kids at home is a surreal feeling. I still remember the good old days when kids would go down to the old swimming hole after school and huff White-Out.
If I tried selling 3oz of sperm to random people, everyone would run away from me and act like I don’t exist- this might lead me to believe I was a ghost and was somehow producing “ectoplasm”, and not regular sperm.
This is hilarious! I have a friend who has been dying to get on regretsy. She is very jealous and spammed this on my FB Page. Glad everyone enjoyed it and got as much of a laugh out of it as I did making it!
As if selling second-hand spunk wasn’t classy enough, she uses uncredited artwork without asking for permission first:
“NOTE: Picture is just a representation of what the scent smells like. This Picture and all it’s rights belong to the awesome artist. If you are this artist please contact me so I can link your shop(s) and cross market “
I had a dream where this comment had over 800 thumbs ups. I was really excited, but as the day wore on, the number dropped and I realized it must have been a glitch. In the end there were only 34 thumbs ups.
Pretty sure this was the plot to the season opener of South Park! Butters was bottling & sharing his “mojo” so everyone could share his happy feelings!
Fuck. I need to start dating again. Any Canadian Boys in their 40`s who like Geek Girls who truly embody the “F” in FJL? I’m cute & funny…
October 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm
This lands in my Top 3 products that I do NOT want to see featured on “How It’s Made.”
October 1, 2012 at 2:23 pm
“Tonight on the Self-Discovery Channel…”
October 2, 2012 at 5:02 am
wikipedia answer
October 2, 2012 at 9:00 am
Oh my, looks like you’ve started a furious thumbs up / thumbs down war with that gif. Who shall win?
October 2, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Who looks a winner?
October 2, 2012 at 11:42 am
um, that looks like a nice…ectoplasm dispensing system.
October 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm
No, this is Casper…
October 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm
Casper was REALLY excited to see Regretsy say his name…..
October 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm
He’s so teeny! <3
October 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm
From the listing: “Some numbing sensations may happen if you have it on your lips for a long period of time, or hold it in your mouth for a while. This is normal due to the serum.”
Sold!
October 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm
So you should swallow and not spit? or spit and not swallow? I’m so confused….
October 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Yes
October 1, 2012 at 2:16 pm
If you said “yes” to the swallowing question, then I thumbed you up for that.
October 1, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Well, I was trying to be paradoxical or something, but I do like me some ectoplasm =D
October 1, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Now you can have your bukake and eat it too!
October 1, 2012 at 2:47 pm
I love what a clusterfuck this has become. XD
October 1, 2012 at 2:49 pm
Clustersuck
October 1, 2012 at 5:37 pm
A lady doesn’t spit.
October 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm
Good thing they mentioned the mouth. Otherwise I would have thought they ment my other set of lips. Oy!
October 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Does demonic ectoplasmic puss violate Etsy’s terms of service?
October 1, 2012 at 3:22 pm
No puns intended right?
Because we all know what it means to be ‘serviced’.
October 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Someone got a happy ending.
October 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm
I just bought a 30-oz bottle of “water-based” ectoplasm online for $16. Came with a free catalog!
October 1, 2012 at 2:24 pm
He he he he
“Came with a catalog”
he he he he
October 1, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Victoria’s Secret?
October 1, 2012 at 2:37 pm
jinx. I owe you a Victoria’s Secret catalog.
October 1, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Don’t accept it, T-Bone, it’s glued shut!
October 1, 2012 at 5:30 pm
That’s not glue…
October 1, 2012 at 2:35 pm
I’ve heard of people that came with the Victoria’s Secret Catalog. Some with the Sears catalog. But they were weird.
October 1, 2012 at 3:23 pm
Don’t forget JC Penny.
October 1, 2012 at 5:31 pm
My hubby likes the Just My Size catalog. Especially when bras are half-off.
October 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Looks like she’s also an expert in Steampunk.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/96952301/steampunk-gothic-earrings-dragon-evil
October 1, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Those are pretty cool, really…but definitely not steampunk!
October 1, 2012 at 2:28 pm
HAhahah I noticed the EXACT same thing!
)
October 1, 2012 at 3:28 pm
I agree, I wouldn’t mind having those.
October 1, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Not sure about steampunk, but I LOVE some of the dragon eye wirework she’s done. I totally want one of those as a hair barrette. Then my kids will really believe I have eyes (or eye) in the back of my head.
October 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm
I’ve known some women that pretty much thought it was demon-puss. But that was a long time ago.
October 1, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Did they also speak of Pillow Pants?
October 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm
Wasn’t there that band from the sixties, the Haunted Spoonful?
October 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm
She should post pics of people that didn’t follow the warning.
October 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm
It looks like Elmer’s Glue. And I really don’t want to know how they got it out of Elmer.
October 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm
“Elmer’s Goo”.
October 1, 2012 at 5:19 pm
I think it qualifies as “upcycled.”
And, steampunk.
October 1, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Actually, I may be dating myself, but it looks a lot like watered-down White-Out they used to have for correcting typewriter mistakes back in the days before word processors existed.
if it is watered-down White Out, I suggest you not drink it. That stuff was toxic (though you could get a nice contact high if you sniffed it).
October 1, 2012 at 9:59 pm
I thought the same. White out. Which you never put anywhere near your mouth.
October 2, 2012 at 2:55 am
Finally seeing the day where someone has to explain what White-Out is to the kids at home is a surreal feeling. I still remember the good old days when kids would go down to the old swimming hole after school and huff White-Out.
October 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm
He was telling me the truth? I’ve just been haunted this WHOLE TIME? I shouldn’t have rubbed it all over his pillow, then… bad Orange.
October 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm
If I tried selling 3oz of sperm to random people, everyone would run away from me and act like I don’t exist- this might lead me to believe I was a ghost and was somehow producing “ectoplasm”, and not regular sperm.
See? It’s not crazy.
October 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Best part of the product warning:
“Some numbing sensations may happen if you have it on your lips for a long period of time, or hold it in your mouth for a while. This is normal”…
October 1, 2012 at 3:12 pm
How about just “Do not bring into contact with lips or mouth.” Or “Do not eat”. Or “Just go buy a dang bottle of glue you moron”
October 2, 2012 at 3:23 am
Makes me want to try it… sometimes I feel like having something “normal”, for a change. Like ectoplasm.
October 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm
That stuff is ectoplasm?? I thought it was called something else. And I’m pretty sure I can get it for free
October 1, 2012 at 2:26 pm
I usually pay a buck or two for Elmer’s Glue-all
October 1, 2012 at 3:38 pm
I go high-end and buy Elmer’s Wood Glue.
October 1, 2012 at 6:24 pm
wood
he he he he
wood
October 1, 2012 at 2:17 pm
I’d use it to decorate the tiny vulva. Three ounces would fill a zillion of them.
October 1, 2012 at 2:23 pm
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October 1, 2012 at 2:54 pm
And you could add glitter.
October 1, 2012 at 3:39 pm
And you must add glitter.
There, I fixed it for you!
October 1, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Who ya gonna call? Ghostnutbusters!
October 1, 2012 at 2:22 pm
I’ve been told I have a demon puss.
October 1, 2012 at 2:27 pm
You have cats?
October 1, 2012 at 2:28 pm
and don’t be offended, but my addled brain and needs-new-prescritpion reading glasses see your avatar as Blackie Lawless
October 1, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Close. Lucy Lawless. It’s a wig I wore with my duct tape Xena costume from last Halloween.
October 1, 2012 at 6:25 pm
ok, now that was scary.
Not the wig, the “Lawless” thing!
October 1, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Seller also has several varieties of lip “blam” for sale. I’ve taken the liberty of writing the slogan: “BLAM! It’s on ya LIPS!”
October 1, 2012 at 2:37 pm
I just spewed water out of my nose and all over my desk
A thousand Internets to you, Dear Lady
October 1, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Now…is it white pus or a white puss? Because, let’s face it ladies, we’re all going to have a white puss someday. I don’t think we need to demonize it
October 1, 2012 at 10:13 pm
Bonus upthumbs for “Cuntelina.”
October 1, 2012 at 2:43 pm
October 1, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Perfect companion to your Monica Lewinsky costume….
October 1, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Ectogasm – spook spunk spill.
October 1, 2012 at 4:01 pm
So, all those years, Casper wasn’t saying “Booooooo” but “Spooooooooooge”?
October 1, 2012 at 4:11 pm
I can’t believe nobody has commented on this:
October 1, 2012 at 7:06 pm
Seriously, she has some of the best safety warnings I’ve read. Seriously just LMAO!
October 1, 2012 at 7:45 pm
Please test before throwing fake blood all over your wedding dress!
October 1, 2012 at 4:14 pm
“If you start having a severe allergic reaction. Call you doctor.”
Suppose I do. What do I tell him I ate/drank/came in contact with?
October 1, 2012 at 4:35 pm
October 1, 2012 at 4:49 pm
Wow, I never know that there was such a market for splooch.
October 1, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Somebody can’t spell “pus.”
October 1, 2012 at 6:00 pm
[tosses an "ectoplasm" rag at the fool with the white stuff on his/her hand]
October 1, 2012 at 7:55 pm
This is hilarious! I have a friend who has been dying to get on regretsy. She is very jealous and spammed this on my FB Page. Glad everyone enjoyed it and got as much of a laugh out of it as I did making it!
October 1, 2012 at 8:31 pm
As if selling second-hand spunk wasn’t classy enough, she uses uncredited artwork without asking for permission first:
“NOTE: Picture is just a representation of what the scent smells like. This Picture and all it’s rights belong to the awesome artist. If you are this artist please contact me so I can link your shop(s) and cross market
“
October 2, 2012 at 6:23 am
I had a dream where this comment had over 800 thumbs ups. I was really excited, but as the day wore on, the number dropped and I realized it must have been a glitch. In the end there were only 34 thumbs ups.
~*the most boring regretsy dream*~
October 2, 2012 at 7:22 am
“Demon puss”? Has my ex husband been jacking-off in the sink again?
October 2, 2012 at 10:05 am
Again!?!
October 2, 2012 at 10:03 am
Again?!?
October 2, 2012 at 10:06 am
*ignore this “again?!?”. thankyou.*
October 2, 2012 at 3:23 pm
Pretty sure this was the plot to the season opener of South Park! Butters was bottling & sharing his “mojo” so everyone could share his happy feelings!
Fuck. I need to start dating again. Any Canadian Boys in their 40`s who like Geek Girls who truly embody the “F” in FJL? I’m cute & funny…
October 5, 2012 at 12:50 am
Not remotely Steam spunk.