Did you not run across the “crochet thong bikini” post yet?
Lots of “bathing suits” are really just “beachwear”. There are even some “swimsuits” that aren’t chlorine-resistant – meaning you can’t use them in a swimming pool.
My cousin is a raver in Atlanta. I’ve learned that this entails wearing bikinis under blacklights. My first thought when I read the item listing was to send it to her.
I want to critisize, but I’m just jealous that I’m too jiggly to get away with it in public.
“Sadly, the fungus spread. Clarissa retreated to the Black Lagoon, only to emerge and spread the horror of her Bazoomga Candidiasis to unsuspecting coeds.”
Yeah, the orignial movie was actually my lesbian fantasy. Deal with it, Mr. Ebert.
Am I the only person who initially saw just the picture and thought it was one of those “Kale bikinis” some of the vegan activists have been known to don during promotional drives?
It still looks like vegetation to me. Like lettuce or something.
Yep. And once you get over a certain size, you gotta contain them at the sides too, not just below! If I could even get this thing on, I’d give it about two seconds of movement before those elastic straps would snap. And that would be very ouchy.
Your 11 year old isn’t alone. I remember a friend making fun of me for it but now I can look back on that incident and laugh because she still has no boobs and I do.
It was the Golden Age of comics, but even then Trilobite Girl could not escape obscurity. She never become as popular as Dinosaur Gal, or Mastodon Man. In the end, she wasn’t even as popular as the long-necked Elasmosaurus Ma’am.
Trilobite Girl’s final chapter was written as the the super vilians Baltica and Laurentia combined to form Euamerica, which had the power to dry up her source of power, shallow seas.
The idea is not bad, but the implementation does not work.
If someone borrow good breasts and I can get one of the perfect fabric, my professional skills have that swings like a elk.
September 26, 2012 at 5:43 pm
I think the look on his face says it all.
September 26, 2012 at 8:22 pm
It says that he’s totally gonna headbutt her boobs.
September 26, 2012 at 5:44 pm
I’m confused by a “waterproof” bathing suit.
September 26, 2012 at 6:12 pm
Did you not run across the “crochet thong bikini” post yet?
Lots of “bathing suits” are really just “beachwear”. There are even some “swimsuits” that aren’t chlorine-resistant – meaning you can’t use them in a swimming pool.
I don’t pretend to understand this crap, though.
September 26, 2012 at 7:21 pm
I’m more confused about the black lights
September 27, 2012 at 10:46 pm
My cousin is a raver in Atlanta. I’ve learned that this entails wearing bikinis under blacklights. My first thought when I read the item listing was to send it to her.
I want to critisize, but I’m just jealous that I’m too jiggly to get away with it in public.
September 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm
They look like a couple scary Christmas trees. 8<
September 27, 2012 at 1:08 am
I’m gonna make my own out of some elastic and two car air fresheners!
It won’t be waterproof, but my boobs will smell great.
September 27, 2012 at 8:52 am
Scary is the Flesh Apron
September 26, 2012 at 5:46 pm
As long as it covers the nips!
September 26, 2012 at 6:27 pm
The scary thing is, it probably wouldn’t be enough to cover mine. Seriously, I wish I were joking.
September 26, 2012 at 9:36 pm
cold water causes shrinkage in girls too!!
September 27, 2012 at 9:49 am
I agree with Rushgirl2112. Probably wouldn’t cover mine either. Even if I was freezing and they were perked and pointing at full attention.
September 26, 2012 at 5:47 pm
After seeing that, today IS a good day to fap.
September 26, 2012 at 8:26 pm
Ah, the ridges of a warrior!
Sadly, the Klingonness of this only makes it hotter for me.
I um… Yeah…
September 26, 2012 at 9:36 pm
k’plah!
September 27, 2012 at 6:54 am
Wait – is there a bad day to fap?
September 28, 2012 at 4:17 am
9/11/2001
September 26, 2012 at 5:47 pm
That’s actually really awesome. It’s certainly unique. If I could spare $50, I would totally buy that
September 26, 2012 at 5:47 pm
What is that crawling out of her navel? Is it waterproof, too, or is it something that decided to cling on when she went into the water?
September 26, 2012 at 5:50 pm
It’s one of those brain things from Star Trek 2 that got disoriented.
September 26, 2012 at 9:38 pm
I see what you did there and you are just causing tribble
September 26, 2012 at 5:47 pm
Bone-kini indeed….
September 26, 2012 at 7:22 pm
They meant bonerkini
September 26, 2012 at 5:49 pm
Wait, silicone ON breasts??
September 26, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Why not? At the beach we put saline on them.
September 26, 2012 at 9:44 pm
And if it’s a sandy beach, there’ll probably be silicon on them too.
September 26, 2012 at 5:50 pm
“Sadly, the fungus spread. Clarissa retreated to the Black Lagoon, only to emerge and spread the horror of her Bazoomga Candidiasis to unsuspecting coeds.”
Yeah, the orignial movie was actually my lesbian fantasy. Deal with it, Mr. Ebert.
September 27, 2012 at 12:44 pm
I don’t understand, are your fantasies laden with disease? Is it a thing?
September 27, 2012 at 11:42 pm
Please, we don’t judge here. This is Regretsy. It’s a judgement-free zone.
September 26, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Why bother with the top? That cheap-ass elastic will last 10 minutes tops. As for black light, pretty sure that would be TMI for me.
September 26, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Worf will be in his bunk. Practicing with his Bat’leth.
September 26, 2012 at 5:57 pm
I think part of what you said is the thing in her navel.
September 26, 2012 at 5:54 pm
The strings don’t look adequate to keep them on for swimming. They’d better klingon some other way, too.
September 26, 2012 at 9:29 pm
I think she is going for that “Keeping up with the Cardassians” vibe.
September 26, 2012 at 5:56 pm
Shouldn’t belly buttons be bat-leth?
September 26, 2012 at 6:37 pm
You thaid it!
September 26, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Worf ta’taH ghobe’
September 26, 2012 at 6:38 pm
“Ghobe” better not mean what I think it should mean!
September 26, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Am I the only person who initially saw just the picture and thought it was one of those “Kale bikinis” some of the vegan activists have been known to don during promotional drives?
It still looks like vegetation to me. Like lettuce or something.
September 26, 2012 at 8:06 pm
ruh roh, need to get the “eat more Kale” hippie to model this.. photoshop anyone? make this happen
September 26, 2012 at 9:32 pm
September 26, 2012 at 6:25 pm
I like it, but that elastic is not gonna last. I’m thinking chainmail straps in matching green and black, rubber/aluminum.
September 26, 2012 at 6:32 pm
It does kind of look like a terrible skin disease
September 26, 2012 at 6:40 pm
Mmmm ,trilobite-sized.
September 26, 2012 at 6:42 pm
Now we know what really happens when Klingons and humans reproduce. Those ridges can turn up in the darnedest places….
September 26, 2012 at 7:24 pm
September 26, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Ridged for her pleasure?
September 26, 2012 at 6:43 pm
Oh, funny! This reminds me of an ex. She once her bedtime-area waxed into the shape of a Christmas tree… ? … *cough*
September 26, 2012 at 6:46 pm
A fur tree?
September 26, 2012 at 7:22 pm
I bet she can’t wait until December to vajazzle her Ol’ Tannenbaum!
September 26, 2012 at 8:58 pm
Unless she was Jewish, then it was a Chanukah bush
September 27, 2012 at 1:05 am
Let’s just say the “garland” was a little stringy that year.
September 26, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Fits most sizes of breasts, as long as you use tape and call them pasties.
September 26, 2012 at 7:21 pm
I know women who have nipples bigger than the model’s entire breasts. They’d need to buy and extra set and overlap.
September 26, 2012 at 7:22 pm
Seriously. Anyone not a member of the itty bitty titty committee better use surgical glue.
September 26, 2012 at 8:11 pm
Oh trust me, I know. The seller has a pretty limited understanding of the word ‘most’ which I imagine precludes the post-pubescent.
September 26, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Indeed. The seller seems to have a poor understanding of breast sizes.
September 26, 2012 at 8:23 pm
Surgical glue is all well and good, but where’s the support with these things? Pasties just do not do an adequate job of containment.
September 27, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Yep. And once you get over a certain size, you gotta contain them at the sides too, not just below! If I could even get this thing on, I’d give it about two seconds of movement before those elastic straps would snap. And that would be very ouchy.
September 26, 2012 at 7:24 pm
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September 26, 2012 at 7:40 pm
Really? TMI?
September 27, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Did I forget to mention that my 11 year old is a pug? Darn it!
September 26, 2012 at 8:35 pm
As do most 12 year old boys. Who are a tad obese.
September 27, 2012 at 9:54 am
Those my dear would be what are commonly known as Moobs. Man Boobs.
*Sadly not just limited to 12 year old boys…*
September 26, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Your 11 year old isn’t alone. I remember a friend making fun of me for it but now I can look back on that incident and laugh because she still has no boobs and I do.
September 27, 2012 at 8:58 am
There are advantages to being small breasted; like boob sag is a good thing, because you finally get cleavage.
September 27, 2012 at 3:56 pm
You laugh at flat-chested women?
My 34As are crying. Bully. :p
September 26, 2012 at 8:28 pm
And WHY isn’t this a “Who wore it better?”
September 26, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Posted on September 26, 2012 by Crochet Guevara
Read more at http://www.regretsy.com/2012/09/26/fishermans-worf/#SjHDpmYfGmxRMlxF.99
Who is this Crochet Guevara posting instead of Bronc or April?
September 26, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Relief pitcher. For when Bronc and April are busy with other things.
September 27, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Thank you lemon bombs. And the douches who thumb downed because I obviously missed something and was asking about it.
September 27, 2012 at 3:52 pm
No, I think the down thumbing was because you linked to the article you were commenting in.
September 26, 2012 at 9:38 pm
Nice Trilobites, Baby!
September 26, 2012 at 9:55 pm
For some reason, my first reaction was “somebody’s gonna get one of those stuck in their teeth”!
September 26, 2012 at 9:56 pm
I think you guys are taking the idea that this is actually swimwear way too seriously.
It is clearly aimed at strippers (don’t need that much coverage), hence the little straps and black light reactive paint.
You know, because there’s such a high demand for strippers with glowing, bony exoskeletons on their breasts…
September 26, 2012 at 10:48 pm
Clearly you haven’t been to the strip club on the outskirts of GenCon or ComicCon
…
I shouldn’t admit to knowing that…
September 27, 2012 at 12:45 am
You underestimate the demand for Aliens Xenomorph porn.
September 27, 2012 at 3:27 pm
I’m thinking it’s more for raves and that kind of thing. I just wish she made these for dudes, I would definitely wear this to the next Rocky.
September 27, 2012 at 5:15 am
I’m not finding pajHarlD or its constituent pieces in any of the Klingon resources I can search online…
September 27, 2012 at 6:20 am
It was the Golden Age of comics, but even then Trilobite Girl could not escape obscurity. She never become as popular as Dinosaur Gal, or Mastodon Man. In the end, she wasn’t even as popular as the long-necked Elasmosaurus Ma’am.
Trilobite Girl’s final chapter was written as the the super vilians Baltica and Laurentia combined to form Euamerica, which had the power to dry up her source of power, shallow seas.
September 27, 2012 at 7:08 am
September 27, 2012 at 10:09 am
The idea is not bad, but the implementation does not work.
If someone borrow good breasts and I can get one of the perfect fabric, my professional skills have that swings like a elk.