I think the look on his face says it all.
It says that he’s totally gonna headbutt her boobs.
I’m confused by a “waterproof” bathing suit.
Did you not run across the “crochet thong bikini” post yet?
Lots of “bathing suits” are really just “beachwear”. There are even some “swimsuits” that aren’t chlorine-resistant – meaning you can’t use them in a swimming pool.
I don’t pretend to understand this crap, though.
I’m more confused about the black lights
My cousin is a raver in Atlanta. I’ve learned that this entails wearing bikinis under blacklights. My first thought when I read the item listing was to send it to her.
I want to critisize, but I’m just jealous that I’m too jiggly to get away with it in public.
They look like a couple scary Christmas trees. 8<
I’m gonna make my own out of some elastic and two car air fresheners!
It won’t be waterproof, but my boobs will smell great.
Scary is the Flesh Apron
As long as it covers the nips!
The scary thing is, it probably wouldn’t be enough to cover mine. Seriously, I wish I were joking.
cold water causes shrinkage in girls too!!
I agree with Rushgirl2112. Probably wouldn’t cover mine either. Even if I was freezing and they were perked and pointing at full attention.
After seeing that, today IS a good day to fap.
Ah, the ridges of a warrior!
Sadly, the Klingonness of this only makes it hotter for me.
I um… Yeah…
Wait – is there a bad day to fap?
That’s actually really awesome. It’s certainly unique. If I could spare $50, I would totally buy that
What is that crawling out of her navel? Is it waterproof, too, or is it something that decided to cling on when she went into the water?
It’s one of those brain things from Star Trek 2 that got disoriented.
I see what you did there and you are just causing tribble
They meant bonerkini
Wait, silicone ON breasts??
Why not? At the beach we put saline on them.
And if it’s a sandy beach, there’ll probably be silicon on them too.
“Sadly, the fungus spread. Clarissa retreated to the Black Lagoon, only to emerge and spread the horror of her Bazoomga Candidiasis to unsuspecting coeds.”
Yeah, the orignial movie was actually my lesbian fantasy. Deal with it, Mr. Ebert.
I don’t understand, are your fantasies laden with disease? Is it a thing?
Please, we don’t judge here. This is Regretsy. It’s a judgement-free zone.
Why bother with the top? That cheap-ass elastic will last 10 minutes tops. As for black light, pretty sure that would be TMI for me.
Worf will be in his bunk. Practicing with his Bat’leth.
I think part of what you said is the thing in her navel.
The strings don’t look adequate to keep them on for swimming. They’d better klingon some other way, too.
I think she is going for that “Keeping up with the Cardassians” vibe.
Shouldn’t belly buttons be bat-leth?
You thaid it!
Worf ta’taH ghobe’
“Ghobe” better not mean what I think it should mean!
Am I the only person who initially saw just the picture and thought it was one of those “Kale bikinis” some of the vegan activists have been known to don during promotional drives?
It still looks like vegetation to me. Like lettuce or something.
ruh roh, need to get the “eat more Kale” hippie to model this.. photoshop anyone? make this happen
I like it, but that elastic is not gonna last. I’m thinking chainmail straps in matching green and black, rubber/aluminum.
It does kind of look like a terrible skin disease
Now we know what really happens when Klingons and humans reproduce. Those ridges can turn up in the darnedest places….
Ridged for her pleasure?
Oh, funny! This reminds me of an ex. She once her bedtime-area waxed into the shape of a Christmas tree… ? … *cough*
A fur tree?
I bet she can’t wait until December to vajazzle her Ol’ Tannenbaum!
Unless she was Jewish, then it was a Chanukah bush
Let’s just say the “garland” was a little stringy that year.
Fits most sizes of breasts, as long as you use tape and call them pasties.
I know women who have nipples bigger than the model’s entire breasts. They’d need to buy and extra set and overlap.
Seriously. Anyone not a member of the itty bitty titty committee better use surgical glue.
Oh trust me, I know. The seller has a pretty limited understanding of the word ‘most’ which I imagine precludes the post-pubescent.
Indeed. The seller seems to have a poor understanding of breast sizes.
Surgical glue is all well and good, but where’s the support with these things? Pasties just do not do an adequate job of containment.
Yep. And once you get over a certain size, you gotta contain them at the sides too, not just below! If I could even get this thing on, I’d give it about two seconds of movement before those elastic straps would snap. And that would be very ouchy.
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My 11 year old has more breast than the model pictured. True story.
Did I forget to mention that my 11 year old is a pug? Darn it!
As do most 12 year old boys. Who are a tad obese.
Those my dear would be what are commonly known as Moobs. Man Boobs.
*Sadly not just limited to 12 year old boys…*
Your 11 year old isn’t alone. I remember a friend making fun of me for it but now I can look back on that incident and laugh because she still has no boobs and I do.
There are advantages to being small breasted; like boob sag is a good thing, because you finally get cleavage.
You laugh at flat-chested women?
My 34As are crying. Bully. :p
And WHY isn’t this a “Who wore it better?”
Posted on September 26, 2012 by Crochet Guevara
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Who is this Crochet Guevara posting instead of Bronc or April?
Relief pitcher. For when Bronc and April are busy with other things.
Thank you lemon bombs. And the douches who thumb downed because I obviously missed something and was asking about it.
No, I think the down thumbing was because you linked to the article you were commenting in.
Nice Trilobites, Baby!
For some reason, my first reaction was “somebody’s gonna get one of those stuck in their teeth”!
I think you guys are taking the idea that this is actually swimwear way too seriously.
It is clearly aimed at strippers (don’t need that much coverage), hence the little straps and black light reactive paint.
You know, because there’s such a high demand for strippers with glowing, bony exoskeletons on their breasts…
Clearly you haven’t been to the strip club on the outskirts of GenCon or ComicCon
I shouldn’t admit to knowing that…
You underestimate the demand for Aliens Xenomorph porn.
I’m thinking it’s more for raves and that kind of thing. I just wish she made these for dudes, I would definitely wear this to the next Rocky.
I’m not finding pajHarlD or its constituent pieces in any of the Klingon resources I can search online…
It was the Golden Age of comics, but even then Trilobite Girl could not escape obscurity. She never become as popular as Dinosaur Gal, or Mastodon Man. In the end, she wasn’t even as popular as the long-necked Elasmosaurus Ma’am.
Trilobite Girl’s final chapter was written as the the super vilians Baltica and Laurentia combined to form Euamerica, which had the power to dry up her source of power, shallow seas.
The idea is not bad, but the implementation does not work.
If someone borrow good breasts and I can get one of the perfect fabric, my professional skills have that swings like a elk.
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