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The use of ‘W’s as ‘M’s pleases me.
And upside down it’s
My dog would eat this crap up and shit out bedazzles.
Wait – an iPhone 4 AND the case for $40? I’ll take it! And throw away the ridiculous case.
hm a bargain. The trouble is for that price are you buying an ugly as sin paperweight, or badly dressed working device.
So this is what happens when you absent-mindedly leave that pack of rhinestones overnight in the cupboard next to a can of frosting. Naughty!
They could make new ones with the leftover frosting and the contents of my vacuum cleaner bag. Etsians are like the Native Americans- the way they don’t let anything go to waste.
Oh no, a My Little Pony ate some pizza and crapped all over my phone.
Stuff! Glued to other stuff!
Man, and I thought gluing googly eyes to my phone case was clever. Actually I still do. I put googly eyes on everything. My husband didn’t think it was funny when I put some on the cat, but it was awesome.
that depends on which end…
actually, no it doesn’t. awesome either way
Is it harsh for me to hope this “artist” gets sued by Apple for billions of dollars per rounded corner?
Now I’m waiting for Motorola’s Candroid.
Cupcake, donut, eclair, froyo, gingerbread, ice cream sandwich, jelly bean? Methinks you’ve missed the sweet spot for that one by a few years.
honeycomb was one too, right?
It’s the one we don’t talk about.
Somebody *really* likes pizza.
Why do I get the feeling that this is the Iphone case that Pizza the Hut of Spaceballs would have carried?
Also, this phone case almost single-handedly summed up Everything Wrong With America in a single item. Add some culturally appropriated First Nations feathers and maybe a steampunk Octopus. Then again, that would probably cause the universe to collapse and form a black hole of awfulness around this thing…
Shit, bedazzles and frosting — I’m in.
The M&M’s were over the top.
M, M, M…..M’s?
Why is there a pizza on that piece of cake?
Yeah- if they’d used plastic strawberries and such it would be a neat concept. The mismash just uglied it.
The munchies don’t distinguish.
Also, this is a shining example of the saying, “All your taste is in your mouth.”
Nope, not fixed yet. “ACK ACK PTH” would be fixed.
Your beads say “no”, but the glitter pizza says “WTF”?
I want glitter anchovies. I mean, if you’re gonna be cutesy, you should go all the way.
I love the taste of glitter anchovies, but the sequins get stuck in my teeth.
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“Whipped”? Boyo, if you’re getting “whipped” by 14-year-old girls so regularly you have to buy them useless presents like this to shut them up, you may need to rethink your choice of dating partners.
So this is what under the back seat of Paris Hilton’s car looks like.
Add some half eaten Taco bell & it’d look like what’s under my car seat…
“I’m sorry, Siri’s not talking because you gave her this case – of diabetes!”
- Apple Genius Bar tender who just died inside a little
Wow, this is so bad- it’s good.
Looks like LoneStar and Barf found Pizza the Hutt’s phone! Maybe now he will forgive all the SpaceBucks they owe him as a reward!
As a card-carrying member of Team Dante (and I have the c-store smock to prove it) it’s hard for me to say this, but attaboy, Steve-Dave!
I have a Dante Inaction figure, and I have slowly been getting everyone BUT Brain to sign it. Have Kevin and Walt so far.
The frosting idea is cool. Reminds me of the chocolate cake postcard HK showed us. If there were sensible dessert items in it instead of gems and pizza, it would be hilariously adorable. Some fake berries from the craft store and maybe “flakes of chocolate” carved outta some brown plastic.
It could be used just on birthdays, showers and at weddings, for that price.
I concur! If it weren’t for the obnoxious use of plastic “gems”, pony beads and random pizza… if it were just the “frosting”, it would kind of great. I’m frankly wondering how the hell they got that effect – what did they even use?
In fact, this was my response, in order:
“Food uh oh Etsy food on Regretsy never a goo—- oh that’s a PHONE CASE? actually that’s kinda neat granted a little overbedazzled but it looks like frosting I wonder how they —–wtfPIZZA!?!?!PONY BEADS? TF?”
If it were just the “frosting” and like, maybe some fake “chocolate chips” – as in, seriously just trying to look like a dessert – it would kind of rock. As it is though… I… I don’t even. It’s just trying WAY too hard to be, I dunno, everything at once. And failing.
Sigh…kind of makes me wish I hadn’t eaten my iPhone.
You must have a bluetooth.
You can say that again.
“I scream, you scream, we all scream for iscreen!”
Just think of the craptastic case you can… make.
What is a “deco den?” And if this is indicative of said deco den, how do I avoid it?
I don’t know, but I think it’s pretty clearly related to a drug den. At least I hope it is, to explain the results.
I heard it was “deco-dens” that brought down the Roman Empire.
But at least they had clean teeth.
Deco den is a style of decorating stuff by covering it with too many rhinestones and lots of crap that looks food (usually desserts.)
I feel like German should have a really good word for that.
Wouldn’t it be Scheizenkrystals? Or something? I’m not exactly fluent, mind. So feel free to ignore me.
Also, lemme guess: “deco-den” is a Japanese style abomination. Probably popularized in Harajuku or Shibuya section of Tokyo… by spoiled upper middle class schoolgirls.
Seeing as Shibuya/Harajuku together IIRC is where we got Kogals, Ganguro, Lolita, Gothloli, and… those bizarre over-layered stick-a-million-mismatched-things-on fashions?
Yeah, I’m going with one or the other of the two.
Yeah pretty much. Actually I think a lot of girls who like sweet lolita or fairy kei/decora or similar styles also like these types of items.
Actually, decora and fairy kei are basically the fashion/clothes version of deco den, I’d say.
Why would you ever eat frosting and pizza? And wtf is nom nom nom? I see that everywhere and dont know why people feel compelled to say it. Nothing is clever or cute repeated ad nauseum.
I beg to differ.
I’ve thought of opening a restaurant called “Cafe Le NomNom”.
I love this photo. That cat’s face is just awesome, and the way it’s grabbing hold of the baloney with its claws. “My precioussssss!”
While being held by the scruff of its neck. That’s one determined individual.
I must issue a Crease & Desist to this seller for infringing on my copyright! I AM Nom de Numb, and Nom Nom Nom is my special nickname.
I may not be cute or clever, but I can copy and paste random legalese at light speed.
“nom” is the current accepted onomatopoeia for “biting and/or scarfing down with gusto”.
I’ve always figured it came from Cookie Monster on Sesame Street, because that’s exactly the same sound he makes any time he eats anything (literally anything – could be cookies, could be a bowl of fruit, and he still makes the sound): “OM NOM NOM NOM”
And I will have to disagree… well, not that it’s overused, because yeah, it is. But it is seriously the perfect onomatopoeia for what it… is the onomatopoeia for.
Sort of like “quaffing”. It has that goofily primal sound down just right; that perfect balance rendering an adorkably silly sound… that actually indicates a frightening lack of inhibition.
Or put another way: cliches are cliche for a reason
The glitter pizza slice is the frosting on the crap cake here – that’s the bit that really makes it all so awful.
It looks like something Niki Minaj threw up. Or pooped out.
Or Katy Perry.
Hmm… noticing a trend here, of “female artists who have good voices but keep writing horrendous lyrics to the extent that I end up liking like maybe one of their songs, tops, and just find everything else they do completely irritating”, also liking to wear shit that makes them look like they came out of a Cotten Candy machine on the “unrestrained batshit kawaiiiiiiiidessuuuuu” setting.
Or it will be a pattern, if a third one pops up anyway. >.>
(And no, Lady Gaga doesn’t count for this. Because I actually like her songs, for one, and for another, her particular brand of theatrical somehow doesn’t come across as “wee, I’m quiiiiirky lookit me! tee hee!”, so much as… actually theatrical, like a Performance Artist with a budget. There’s a difference between wearing a wig colored like candy because it’s “cute, tee hee!”…and wearing a wig and that makes you 8 feet tall and then talking to the POTUS in it).
Better for a NoTooth
This manages to be gaudy without being ostentatious!
If it wasn’t for the pizza and letters, this would pass for one of those “stained glass” desserts with chunks of Jello stirred into whipped cream…remember those?
With the pizza and other shit, it just looks dumb.
Oh, sure. Just MAKE your iPhone more appetizing to the dog than it already is!
My two-year-old, who has only recently started watching SUPER WHY (the show guaranteed to turn parents into Percocet addicts, and might just make your kid learn the alphabet), just climbed on the bed and pointed out the letters N and O on the phone case.
Sort of a WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE–gasm.
In conclusion, GO PERCOCET.
“Go percocet” is a message we can all get behind!
They tried to make me go to craft rehab and I said…
This is in the Top 5 Ugliest Things Ever Posted On Regretsy. And that’s saying something.
Obviously this is an anti-theft device.
For that, it works REMARKABLY.
nothing like pizza and frosting… now dip that shit in chocolate and double the price!
are we certain that is frosting …. this esty we are talking about….
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