IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A PAINTING OF DAVID CARUSO BLOWING UP A FADED BEACH BALL, I MAY HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU
Alfred Hitchcock was adorable as a baby and his mom had some big’uns!
Kind of looks like a movie still of Howdy Doody getting punched by a boxing tit.
I suppose this one will get milked for all its worth.
Which is significantly less than the $2,500 asking price.
Seriously though, where do these people come up with these prices?
Lactose high, clearly.
For the sake of my faith in humanity, I like to assume they misplaced the decimal.
If nothing else it can be offered as a booby prize.
HK will keep us abreast of the situation as it updates.
Which is good because long-term mammary ain’t what it used to be.
BREAKING NEWS: CNN discovers lost fetish porn starring Mickey Rooney
MGM made ‘Love Comes On Andy Hardy’ but never released it.
Maybe this will create a new market for the film, so we may see it yet!
I bet you thought you were joking.
oh dear God…………it’s one of those things I wish I never knew about. I will have nightmares for sure.
One of these days, I will learn not to click any links on Regretsy. What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Oh damn, that’s just terrifying:-/
I’ll wait for the book.
To me, it looks like a comet moving really fast hitting some dude in the face.
Now those are some serious stretch marks! And the asking price is quite a stretch too.
It makes me think of those adult baby fetishists.
Somehow this manages to simultaneously blow and suck.
And she also offers the obligatory vag paintings, too.
at least it’s not menstrual/placental bajingo paintings.
Give it time.
Another piece of questionable art rendered completely bizarre by the price tag.
Also, I find there’s a little extra cringe factor when stuff like this is coming from a favorite place.
I love how her bio says she is a classically trained artist. Where the hell did all that knowledge go?
Does it say she was trained in painting? Perhaps she plays a great violin.
Better question, where the hell did she study?
Classically trained bullshit artist, maybe?
Newsflash: watching Bob Ross isn’t “classical training”.
I think Bob Ross lessons could only improve this travesty.
Yeah, the kid could be sucking on a maple syrup spigot embedded in a happy little tree!
Looks like someone blowing up a balloon.
In a hurricane.
In a theatrical make-up store that has just exploded.
Why does that baby have a cutaway face like in the diagrams of how breastfeeding should work? Either that, or he/she is going from the side, which is weird too.
If this is what heaven is like, thank fuck I’m a sinner.
Every since the lactards began sticking their boobs in everyone’s faces I have not been able to listen to Madonna’s “Express Yourself.”
I wanted to make nine breastfeeding jokes, but I lactate.
Puns like that are a nipple a dozen.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you….”
Gives new meaning to ‘toothless baby’. Looks like L. Ron Hubbard with severe gingivitis.
…and he actually was a ginger, too…
I think not!
Forty inches wide. That’s over three feet.
AND the bottom half of the… baby’s? face looks like a butt.
I want it. Too bad we’re saving up for a car, huh.
I found this plate at my favorite junk shop awhile back. I was saving it for the right occasion to gift it upon some poor undeserving FJL, but this seems like a good time to share it. If anyone wants to buy it, I’ll donate the proceeds to April’s general fund of goodness.
I MUST have this plate. My kitchen is decorated with pigs and this would be perfect for my backsplash. No kidding. Let’s get this deal done.
Stars – How much is it worth to you? I’d give it to you for free, but I want to try to milk some $ out of it for the fund. Also, I have some other pigfuckery you might like. PM me on etsy or something.
WANT! How much???
Now available for purchase, with proceeds going to April’s general fund:
I can’t believe there aren’t other graphics that could accompany that phrase.
“I KNOW what it’s called but SUCK don’t blow!
I was thinking it looked like a redheaded woman with way too much lipstick doing a spit-take. (perhaps after seeing the price asked).
Baby’s never going to get a good latch with that harelip. Mom should pump and bottle-feed.
Also, without the post title, I’d never have figured out what this painting was meant to depict.
Yeah, that was my first thought – how is that comfortable? If you’re doing it right, you don’t see the nipple, dammit! Looks like the little bugger is chewing on it.
Ouch! Don’t bite.
I have never cared to either read the Twilight books nor see the movies, but the color palette of this picture seems to fit the description of a baby born to someone undead…or whatever the really stupid premise of that whole thing is.
And both the tit and the kid look bloated. Mayhaps she should have applied glitter and expanded her target audience?
Paul Williams inflates the Hindenburg.
Don’t you mean, exbreast themselves?
Guys, give her a break. Clearly she did this WHILE nursing.
YOU DO BETTER WITH ONLY ONE HAND FREE AND A LITTLE BASTARD BITING YOUR TIT I DARE YOU.
I thought of the Dark Crystal Pod People –
Just because…you live in the southwestern US…and you have some paint…does not mean that you are goddamned Georgia fucking O’Keefe.
she’s doing lots of weird coloured vajayjays too!
I used to work in a bar where there was art on the walls. There was this enormous 5 foot square canvas with a baby’s head in purple, red, and blue. It’s mouth was open and when people sat down at the booth it was in, it looked like the baby was eating them. It was pretty creepy, but not as creepy as this painting…
Maybe it’s one of those Reborn dolls????
Just google “St Bernard lactation” and you’ll get an eyeful of one of the weirder Renaissance themes in religious art. This is nothing new.
makes me glad i’m not classically trained :-/
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