Why does that baby have a cutaway face like in the diagrams of how breastfeeding should work? Either that, or he/she is going from the side, which is weird too.
I found this plate at my favorite junk shop awhile back. I was saving it for the right occasion to gift it upon some poor undeserving FJL, but this seems like a good time to share it. If anyone wants to buy it, I’ll donate the proceeds to April’s general fund of goodness.
Stars – How much is it worth to you? I’d give it to you for free, but I want to try to milk some $ out of it for the fund. Also, I have some other pigfuckery you might like. PM me on etsy or something.
Yeah, that was my first thought – how is that comfortable? If you’re doing it right, you don’t see the nipple, dammit! Looks like the little bugger is chewing on it.
I have never cared to either read the Twilight books nor see the movies, but the color palette of this picture seems to fit the description of a baby born to someone undead…or whatever the really stupid premise of that whole thing is.
And both the tit and the kid look bloated. Mayhaps she should have applied glitter and expanded her target audience?
I used to work in a bar where there was art on the walls. There was this enormous 5 foot square canvas with a baby’s head in purple, red, and blue. It’s mouth was open and when people sat down at the booth it was in, it looked like the baby was eating them. It was pretty creepy, but not as creepy as this painting…
September 24, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Alfred Hitchcock was adorable as a baby and his mom had some big’uns!
September 24, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Kind of looks like a movie still of Howdy Doody getting punched by a boxing tit.
September 24, 2012 at 4:35 pm
I suppose this one will get milked for all its worth.
September 24, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Which is significantly less than the $2,500 asking price.
Seriously though, where do these people come up with these prices?
September 24, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Lactose high, clearly.
September 24, 2012 at 9:25 pm
For the sake of my faith in humanity, I like to assume they misplaced the decimal.
September 24, 2012 at 4:41 pm
If nothing else it can be offered as a booby prize.
September 24, 2012 at 11:29 pm
HK will keep us abreast of the situation as it updates.
September 25, 2012 at 10:32 am
Which is good because long-term mammary ain’t what it used to be.
September 24, 2012 at 4:38 pm
BREAKING NEWS: CNN discovers lost fetish porn starring Mickey Rooney
September 24, 2012 at 5:17 pm
MGM made ‘Love Comes On Andy Hardy’ but never released it.
Maybe this will create a new market for the film, so we may see it yet!
September 24, 2012 at 5:52 pm
I bet you thought you were joking.
September 24, 2012 at 6:14 pm
oh dear God…………it’s one of those things I wish I never knew about. I will have nightmares for sure.
September 24, 2012 at 6:18 pm
One of these days, I will learn not to click any links on Regretsy. What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
September 24, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Oh damn, that’s just terrifying:-/
September 24, 2012 at 6:40 pm
I’ll wait for the book.
September 24, 2012 at 4:41 pm
To me, it looks like a comet moving really fast hitting some dude in the face.
September 24, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Now those are some serious stretch marks! And the asking price is quite a stretch too.
September 24, 2012 at 4:42 pm
It makes me think of those adult baby fetishists.
September 24, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Somehow this manages to simultaneously blow and suck.
September 24, 2012 at 4:43 pm
And she also offers the obligatory vag paintings, too.
September 24, 2012 at 6:23 pm
at least it’s not menstrual/placental bajingo paintings.
September 25, 2012 at 6:16 am
Give it time.
September 24, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Another piece of questionable art rendered completely bizarre by the price tag.
Also, I find there’s a little extra cringe factor when stuff like this is coming from a favorite place.
September 24, 2012 at 4:47 pm
I love how her bio says she is a classically trained artist. Where the hell did all that knowledge go?
September 24, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Does it say she was trained in painting? Perhaps she plays a great violin.
September 24, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Better question, where the hell did she study?
September 24, 2012 at 9:27 pm
Classically trained bullshit artist, maybe?
September 24, 2012 at 10:17 pm
Newsflash: watching Bob Ross isn’t “classical training”.
September 25, 2012 at 3:56 pm
I think Bob Ross lessons could only improve this travesty.
September 27, 2012 at 1:42 am
Yeah, the kid could be sucking on a maple syrup spigot embedded in a happy little tree!
September 24, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Looks like someone blowing up a balloon.
In a hurricane.
In a theatrical make-up store that has just exploded.
September 24, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Why does that baby have a cutaway face like in the diagrams of how breastfeeding should work? Either that, or he/she is going from the side, which is weird too.
September 24, 2012 at 5:16 pm
If this is what heaven is like, thank fuck I’m a sinner.
September 24, 2012 at 5:16 pm
September 24, 2012 at 5:56 pm
Every since the lactards began sticking their boobs in everyone’s faces I have not been able to listen to Madonna’s “Express Yourself.”
September 24, 2012 at 11:36 pm
I wanted to make nine breastfeeding jokes, but I lactate.
September 25, 2012 at 10:34 am
Puns like that are a nipple a dozen.
September 24, 2012 at 5:19 pm
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you….”
September 24, 2012 at 5:40 pm
Gives new meaning to ‘toothless baby’. Looks like L. Ron Hubbard with severe gingivitis.
September 24, 2012 at 5:53 pm
…and he actually was a ginger, too…
COINCIDENCE?!?!
I think not!
September 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Exactly!! haha
September 24, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Forty inches wide. That’s over three feet.
AND the bottom half of the… baby’s? face looks like a butt.
I want it. Too bad we’re saving up for a car, huh.
September 24, 2012 at 5:44 pm
I found this plate at my favorite junk shop awhile back. I was saving it for the right occasion to gift it upon some poor undeserving FJL, but this seems like a good time to share it. If anyone wants to buy it, I’ll donate the proceeds to April’s general fund of goodness.
September 24, 2012 at 6:19 pm
I MUST have this plate. My kitchen is decorated with pigs and this would be perfect for my backsplash. No kidding. Let’s get this deal done.
September 24, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Stars – How much is it worth to you? I’d give it to you for free, but I want to try to milk some $ out of it for the fund. Also, I have some other pigfuckery you might like. PM me on etsy or something.
September 24, 2012 at 6:39 pm
WANT! How much???
September 24, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Now available for purchase, with proceeds going to April’s general fund:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/110395156/vintage-plate-suck-damn-it-dont-blow-pig
September 24, 2012 at 9:28 pm
I can’t believe there aren’t other graphics that could accompany that phrase.
September 24, 2012 at 9:43 pm
“I KNOW what it’s called but SUCK don’t blow!
September 24, 2012 at 5:45 pm
I was thinking it looked like a redheaded woman with way too much lipstick doing a spit-take. (perhaps after seeing the price asked).
September 24, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Baby’s never going to get a good latch with that harelip. Mom should pump and bottle-feed.
Also, without the post title, I’d never have figured out what this painting was meant to depict.
September 24, 2012 at 6:54 pm
Yeah, that was my first thought – how is that comfortable? If you’re doing it right, you don’t see the nipple, dammit! Looks like the little bugger is chewing on it.
September 25, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Ouch! Don’t bite.
September 24, 2012 at 6:25 pm
I have never cared to either read the Twilight books nor see the movies, but the color palette of this picture seems to fit the description of a baby born to someone undead…or whatever the really stupid premise of that whole thing is.
And both the tit and the kid look bloated. Mayhaps she should have applied glitter and expanded her target audience?
September 24, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Paul Williams inflates the Hindenburg.
September 24, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Don’t you mean, exbreast themselves?
September 24, 2012 at 10:27 pm
Guys, give her a break. Clearly she did this WHILE nursing.
YOU DO BETTER WITH ONLY ONE HAND FREE AND A LITTLE BASTARD BITING YOUR TIT I DARE YOU.
September 25, 2012 at 5:22 am
Victoria’s Leaklet.
September 25, 2012 at 5:37 am
I thought of the Dark Crystal Pod People –
http://therpgguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Dark-Crystal-RPG-The-Podling-Village.jpg
September 25, 2012 at 7:48 am
Just because…you live in the southwestern US…and you have some paint…does not mean that you are goddamned Georgia fucking O’Keefe.
September 25, 2012 at 8:03 am
she’s doing lots of weird coloured vajayjays too!
September 25, 2012 at 7:34 pm
I used to work in a bar where there was art on the walls. There was this enormous 5 foot square canvas with a baby’s head in purple, red, and blue. It’s mouth was open and when people sat down at the booth it was in, it looked like the baby was eating them. It was pretty creepy, but not as creepy as this painting…
September 25, 2012 at 7:40 pm
Maybe it’s one of those Reborn dolls????
September 26, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Just google “St Bernard lactation” and you’ll get an eyeful of one of the weirder Renaissance themes in religious art. This is nothing new.
September 29, 2012 at 12:15 am
makes me glad i’m not classically trained :-/