This post first appeared on Regretsy in October of 2011
Etsy: Even the masks have ironic facial hair.
Whats up with all these creepy masks and hats! I guess people must buy these things. Otherwise these people wouldn’t keep on making them.
The lamp’s a major award. The mask’s just a minor award.
i had to like this comment so hard.
also, am i the only one creeped the fuck out by the mask? maybe i’m just weird because i like creepy shit normally, i just can’t get past how awful it is, i guess lol.
The fringe element likes to dress up, too.
that lamp is exactly what I thought of…. that, or that she had a giant mop beard.
I was going to purchase this, but the price has risen to $12. $10.75…I am all there. A penny over $11.99 is too much.
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Another form of Regretsy math:
Etsy + Rob Schneider + penis nose girl=
Gwyneth Bigelow: Cupcake Gigolo
I still think this is actually the rare 3-ingredient Regretsy Math…there is definitely a Fry Guy in there somewhere!
I was thinking more Janice from the muppets.
Sparkly Janice with a beard! I was thinking that too, but you beat me to it
The Mask is Frah-Gee-Lee, too.
Huh… Must be Italian…
Oh The Dark Crystal! ♥
Must be Italian.
HK, this shit is almost a year old. What gives?!?!
Is Etsy no longer providing quality fodder to post here for our amusement?
Perhaps it’s too early in the day for this or I’m too sober.
You must be new around here.
Finnish this is Iines Ankka
I have that lamp.
Touch of chain Twinge of fringe
Two black bows – All make me cringe!
Are those watch batteries between the bows?
Some people use fringe for good and some people use fringe for evil.
I get the feeling we know what Donald Duck and Daisy wear behind closed doors now.
Also, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
So is this the lunatic fringe I keep hearing about?
The two gold chains dangling on either side of the nose remind me of long dangling boogers. Yuck.
The lamp wore it better.
Oh god. Does it remind anyone else of a spray tanned pubic triangle, or do I just have a deeply disturbed mind?
She’s Skeksi and she knows it.
She smiled to herself. She had committed the prefect murder. After all, who would suspect the lamp?
This is the logical end result of duck face. Evolution in action.
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