- This post first appeared on Regretsy in September of 2010.
At first I was going to complain about the quality of these pictures, but then I realized I’ve seen enough Tiny Peters to last a lifetime.
Wow, my new glasses suck!
I’m sure this would be incredibly creepy if you could make out what it is
What’s the big deal? That’s what everybody’s penis looks like.
Man, I really need to do something about my screen resolution…everything’s pixilated!
I probably waited for the images to load longer than I should have. Fuck it :gets another beer:
I actually refreshed… *facepalm*
I was waiting for a moment there too, Lol
Same here. OMG. I felt kind of dumb when I realized they weren’t going to load any better.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one.
Me too! I sat here staring at the image expecting it to get clearer as well! SO, SO glad I wasn’t alone!
Wow. My old glasses suck.
Yeah, well, wait til you are wearing old glasses on old eyes. No matter how much I rub my eyes or clean my glasses, I cannot see what the hell is in that picture.
On the bright side, my house always looks nice ‘n clean and I don’t have any wrinkles.
I can almost make out what you did there…
Rule #1 Do not eat bacon and take pictures, grease gets on the lens causing your customers to think they’ve drunk copious amounts of tequila without the pleasure of doing so.
Rule #2 Never make tiny Peters out of focus. It gives them self esteem issues.
Whatever that camera was drinking, I want some.
Tequila. It’s ALWAYS tequila.
I’m going to assume this is an ad for clothing to dress up a tiny peter.
Because nothing else would make sense.
I have the feeling I’m glad it’s pixelated. It probably devours your soul if you see it clearly.
like medusa, only you don’t turn to stone.
Set JPG compression to Stun!
I literally sat here for about 3 minutes wondering why the pictures were taking so long to load.
The vendor must have ADD. There are obvious focus issues.
Wow, even their pixels are handmade.
Dammit Helen! I come to this site because the Little Peters aren’t pixelated!
Vaseline on the lens can cover up just about anything.
me thinks Peter is a bit too tiny……
Since I cannot see what it is I’ve decided it’s a Halloween costume for some guy with a tiny penis. Otherwise it is just a $25 blob of felt and clay and where is the fun in that. Now excuse me while I go glue some sequins to my bajingo’s princess costume. (pink, of course)
FOCUS? You don’t even KNOW US!!!
Does COA mean cock on arrival?
Ugly baby judges you!
Did someone put their camera in their Clear Plastic and Lace See Through PVC Thong Bikini again?
After they’d been wearing it all day, no less.
Sadly (or perhaps just as well, depending on how you look at it), they’re no clearer if you go to the creator’s website and use the ZOOM feature.
Does it look to anyone else like Tiny Peter has public hair?
Tiny Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a face just couldn’t see ‘er
Cleaned the camera lens so well…
ummm…what rhymes with “then my eyes started to bleed?”
afterwards still looked like hell?
LOL someone bought it back then!
Maybe it’s a Magic Eye Tiny Peter…let’s all relax our eyes…
“Peter’s Little Halloween costume is removable”
I’m not sure I wanna know who that would appeal to. Doll collectors, I hope.
Well, definitely not the anti-circumcisionists.
“COA birth certificate”. I’m guessing that is the acronym for
Codeine, Oxycontin, and Acid.
I think it’s cool that Cybill Shepherd got work, even if it’s modeling as a little ugly Halloween doll.
Sometimes you have to grab that greenish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.
If it actually looked like a shitty jpeg artifact in real life, the Homestuck fan in me would force a purchase.
Er, wait. Is that baby in the crappy image… flipping me off?
Good picture Gingrich. He does not look anything drunk.
More of their work.
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