No Biggie
- This post first appeared on Regretsy in September of 2010.
At first I was going to complain about the quality of these pictures, but then I realized I’ve seen enough Tiny Peters to last a lifetime.
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September 22, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Wow, my new glasses suck!
September 22, 2012 at 5:05 pm
I’m sure this would be incredibly creepy if you could make out what it is
September 22, 2012 at 9:16 pm
What’s the big deal? That’s what everybody’s penis looks like.
Right?
….
Right?
September 22, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Man, I really need to do something about my screen resolution…everything’s pixilated!
September 22, 2012 at 4:47 pm
I probably waited for the images to load longer than I should have. Fuck it :gets another beer:
September 22, 2012 at 4:51 pm
I actually refreshed… *facepalm*
September 22, 2012 at 4:53 pm
I was waiting for a moment there too, Lol
September 22, 2012 at 4:57 pm
Same here. OMG. I felt kind of dumb when I realized they weren’t going to load any better.
September 22, 2012 at 5:27 pm
I’m so glad I’m not the only one.
September 23, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Me too! I sat here staring at the image expecting it to get clearer as well! SO, SO glad I wasn’t alone!
September 22, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Wow. My old glasses suck.
September 22, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Yeah, well, wait til you are wearing old glasses on old eyes. No matter how much I rub my eyes or clean my glasses, I cannot see what the hell is in that picture.
On the bright side, my house always looks nice ‘n clean and I don’t have any wrinkles.
September 22, 2012 at 5:25 pm
I can almost make out what you did there…
September 22, 2012 at 4:51 pm
Rule #1 Do not eat bacon and take pictures, grease gets on the lens causing your customers to think they’ve drunk copious amounts of tequila without the pleasure of doing so.
Rule #2 Never make tiny Peters out of focus. It gives them self esteem issues.
September 22, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Whatever that camera was drinking, I want some.
September 22, 2012 at 10:02 pm
Tequila. It’s ALWAYS tequila.
September 22, 2012 at 4:56 pm
I’m going to assume this is an ad for clothing to dress up a tiny peter.
Because nothing else would make sense.
September 22, 2012 at 5:00 pm
I have the feeling I’m glad it’s pixelated. It probably devours your soul if you see it clearly.
September 22, 2012 at 8:56 pm
like medusa, only you don’t turn to stone.
September 22, 2012 at 5:05 pm
Set JPG compression to Stun!
September 22, 2012 at 5:07 pm
I literally sat here for about 3 minutes wondering why the pictures were taking so long to load.
September 22, 2012 at 5:09 pm
The vendor must have ADD. There are obvious focus issues.
September 22, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Wow, even their pixels are handmade.
September 22, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Dammit Helen! I come to this site because the Little Peters aren’t pixelated!
September 22, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Vaseline on the lens can cover up just about anything.
September 22, 2012 at 5:30 pm
me thinks Peter is a bit too tiny……
September 22, 2012 at 5:33 pm
Since I cannot see what it is I’ve decided it’s a Halloween costume for some guy with a tiny penis. Otherwise it is just a $25 blob of felt and clay and where is the fun in that. Now excuse me while I go glue some sequins to my bajingo’s princess costume. (pink, of course)
September 22, 2012 at 5:35 pm
FOCUS? You don’t even KNOW US!!!
September 22, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Does COA mean cock on arrival?
September 22, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Ugly baby judges you!
September 22, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Did someone put their camera in their Clear Plastic and Lace See Through PVC Thong Bikini again?
September 22, 2012 at 9:04 pm
After they’d been wearing it all day, no less.
September 22, 2012 at 6:24 pm
Sadly (or perhaps just as well, depending on how you look at it), they’re no clearer if you go to the creator’s website and use the ZOOM feature.
September 22, 2012 at 6:56 pm
Does it look to anyone else like Tiny Peter has public hair?
September 22, 2012 at 6:58 pm
Tiny Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a face just couldn’t see ‘er
Cleaned the camera lens so well…
ummm…what rhymes with “then my eyes started to bleed?”
September 22, 2012 at 7:51 pm
afterwards still looked like hell?
September 22, 2012 at 7:08 pm
LOL someone bought it back then!
Maybe it’s a Magic Eye Tiny Peter…let’s all relax our eyes…
September 22, 2012 at 7:42 pm
“Peter’s Little Halloween costume is removable”
I’m not sure I wanna know who that would appeal to. Doll collectors, I hope.
September 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Well, definitely not the anti-circumcisionists.
September 22, 2012 at 7:49 pm
“COA birth certificate”. I’m guessing that is the acronym for
Codeine, Oxycontin, and Acid.
September 22, 2012 at 11:47 pm
I think it’s cool that Cybill Shepherd got work, even if it’s modeling as a little ugly Halloween doll.
September 23, 2012 at 4:24 am
Sometimes you have to grab that greenish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.
September 23, 2012 at 9:32 am
If it actually looked like a shitty jpeg artifact in real life, the Homestuck fan in me would force a purchase.
September 23, 2012 at 9:41 am
Er, wait. Is that baby in the crappy image… flipping me off?
September 23, 2012 at 9:56 am
Good picture Gingrich. He does not look anything drunk.
November 3, 2012 at 11:38 am
More of their work.
http://digital-photography-school.com/out-of-focus-photos