Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.
And in my opinion, this thing looks like a bum’s turd-cutter.
looks like a knuckle with a wart to me.
I agree with you on the wart part.
Um…I think that one that looks like that might need a doctor’s attention.
(Waiting for a skilled Photoshopper to create the Goatse version of this bracelet. YOU ALL KNOW IT’S COMING, EXPECT IT.)
I want to. I so want to but I I have to leave for work in 5 minutes.
Awe fuckit! I had a few minutes.
Not my best work.
You came through. First across the finish line. Virtual cookie win.
Ass, and you shall receive.
I think I just found the final piece to my Lorena Bobbitt shrine.
I trying to imagine what kind of outfit, genre of person, hairstyle, age group, and occasion this item is appropriate accessory for. Thus far it has ended in fail…
I’m thinking steampunk librarian, the kind that wears brown cords with her gear encrusted monocle.
The “I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay” person.
Steampunk first-nations-appropriated librarian. Or possibly a neolithic sex-therapist.
“Tell Oona what make you sad and why you no make zug-zug.”
it looks like the kind of pustule that aliens or insects emerge from in sci-fi films
THIS. I’m expecting spiders to burst out any second. (we’ve both obviously seen too many of those films)
Why not Aspen? Silly shop owner, Aspens are better
thanks fellow Michigander for solidifying our already Homer-esque stature
Okay, sellers, here it is again.
Compliment: an expression of praise, commendation, or admiration.
Complement: something that completes or makes perfect.
Unless the textured areas are telling the buff-colored bark how nice it looks today, you mean complement.
Beat me to it!
I wonder if I could make a living suing companies who write “complimentary” instead of “complementary” in their marketing material. There’s loads of them, and wouldn’t they have to give me their stuff for free then?
It looks like it might be from that fashion designer, Tommy Stinkfinger.
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You shure it ain’t Bill Ass?
BUTT then again, … it does look like it’s not of this world. Perhaps soemthing inspired by CardASSians from DS9?
(There’s too much talent & style in the piece to think I mean the other KardASSians.)
If you look at it long enough…. it starts to stare back at you.
It’s giving people stink eye.
This cuff knows your nightmares…
This is actually from an public service ad meant to enlighten trees about the dangers of contracting dutch elm disease.
The tagline was – “Don’t bark up the wrong tree!”
It’s a specialty medical bracelet for people with crapal tunnel.
I’m rooting for the artist.
What made you deciduous in favor of it?
Leaf her alone! She’s been pining for that artist for years. She even made a ring, just in case they meet in person and fall in love.
Mystik- don’t worry about Zippy. He’s all bark, no bite.
Wooden you want to know these things?
I’m lichen this idea.
Don’t give it up, Mystik, until you’ve been properly woo’d.
2 wood puns, somebody log it.
I seed what you did there… You are such a fungi!
it’s bark is worse than it’s byte.
I want to know how she knows what a bum’s turd-cutter looks like…but not really.
I am wondering why it would need to be highlighted in gold. Does that make it a precious turd cutter?
What did we all learn today? ALWAYS USE LUBE!
Metamucil is your friend!
If you wear this cuff in the forest, can anyone hear you fail?
The asshole of Sauron.
I sphincter sense of fashion is a bit too far out on the branch for me…
I bought one of these at a trunk show.
It stumps me how you always come up with such good ones.
She ain’t no sap. She’s a clever birch.
Looks like torture/murder evidence. The victim had their knuckles rubbed against sand paper, then had their fingers slowly chopped off, section by section. This is the knuckle of their left pointer. Yeah, that’s it.
Just what I want in an accessory: gold, earthy, looks like a cats butt-hole…..
If my cat’s butthole looked like that, I’d be taking him to the vet pronto.
Somebody tell “Wicca Wombyn” her power bracelets are ready. And that her invisible broom just makes her look funny when she’s riding it.
I dunno…Looks more like a compound fracture to me..
This needs a Rear Gear, STAT!
I was thinking it looked more like a stump of a cigar that rolled under a Dumpster then a rat gnawed on it. But Hobo Bunghole would have been my second guess.
When you look closely at this, you can see that it is, in fact, an eye. It’s what you might call a brown-eye.
Back to the gin.
I think that’s a condition called rectal prolapse, or, as I find appropriate in this situation, “trunk-ass”
It looks like a nipple after Hannibal Lecter got done with it.
I think I’m going to have to steal “a bum’s turd-cutter” from you… that, for some reason, made me laugh.
hmmmmm…. your “bum turd-cutter” comment is an instant 11 year old maker. because every time i read it, i giggle uncontrollably.
hee hee hee…
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