OMG, these are the best. Some site somewhere has a bunch of historical figures posting on Facebook, like Lincoln and Jesus…it’s hysterical.
Oh yeah, I can find it myself…
Some of those are hilarious! Thanks for the link!
Holy freakin’ god, Gypsy! Those are hysterical!
My husband and I read that and now say “cockroach” instead of “whatevs.”
Can we get a photoshop of Dean’s Swarovski-ed taint on some barn wood? Somebody? Anybody?
I feel like I should share some LOLCats now. Business as usual at Facebook.
I was at a WBC counter-protest once with a Guy Fawkes mask and a “God Hates Figs” sign, with the Bible verse reference on it.
I’m going to pretend that when I quoted that passage and said “God Hates Figs” in a comment here months ago it was the first time anyone had ever thought of it and put it in writing.
I have it copyrighted so you better cease and desist.
I’m gonna voluntarily paint over all of your posts, claim copyright to the paint-overs, and demand money if you share them.
You just squandered a perfect ‘crease and desist’ opportunity there. Crushed my dreams too.
Oh, that’s so fiendish. Love it.
Oh, Luke Perry.
I SMELL CONTEST.
dammit, you beat me to it.
Freakin’ amazing. Night is made.
Fuck me, I actually tried to “Like” Obama’s FAKE status.
Dude, me too. Actually, it was Mwai Kibaki’s. Bahahaha!
For the record, I actually do believe that President Obama was indeed born in the United States. Surprisingly to some, a lot of black people are in fact born here!
You mean he wasn’t brought here in the hull of a ship?
No he was born in the Middle East and sneaked in. Hence the name.
You say Osama I say Obama…
Lets call the whole thing off!
Actually, according to Rush Limbaugh, he’s not even black because his parents weren’t brought over as slaves. Don’t try and figure it out-like most of what Limbaugh says, it was pulled out his ass on the spur of the moment, and I suspect that’s where it went back to.
It’s a fake. That update was actually made by Chet Arthur.
Thank you to the one person who got that.
It didn’t get it but I trust you.
Chester Alan Arthur was born in Vermont but spent much of his presidential campaign fighting accusations he was actually Canadian.
Contrast with today, where any American tourist with the sense to wear long pants and real shoes tries to claim they’re from Canada.
Mitch McConnell will be chiming in on Rick Santorum’s post, once his wife’s asleep.
Lost it at God hates figs.
AARGH. American-specific hilarious-looking post.
Yeah, I’d laugh, if I knew what it was about. The only one I understand is the birth certificate one.
They do look funny though. Do I care enough to research? Probably.
Make sure you google Santorum when investigating that last one. That’ll get you to the bottom of it.
Wow dead guy posting!
People on my (very short) FB list post messages to their dead husbands, parents, and pets all the time, so the dead must have accounts. I have to admit, it’s not often the dead post replies.
Oh Helen, this is why you’re my hero.
How I know Rick Santorum is wrong for America … Newtons in milk? WTF?
The “Cute!” comment following the post is what did it for me. Since no matter how shitty something is, you can count on a cupcake to post “cool” or “rad,” I could SO see this really happening.
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