From the Mailbag
Date: Sat, September 15, 2012 7:25:32 PM
Subject: The Brilliance of Etsy
I have an Etsy shop, and today I was doing a little craft show in Ohio. Etsy itself was going to be there, giving presentations on how to quit your job and be successful at selling your shit there.
Anyway, the organizers put together these little “swag bags” for the artists. Etsy decided to contribute to the bag with their “Do it Yourself PINPRICK Card.”
I dump the bag out, start talking to someone and leaned on my desk. That’s when I get the excruciating pain in my hand.
Those Etsy buffoons put a damned thumb tack into a piece of cardboard so it stuck out the other side, and just threw it in a bag.
WHAT KIND OF AN IDIOT DOES THAT