This post first appeared on Regretsy in October of 2011
I could pitch in a few bucks to buy that dog another frisbee. Screw the economic times… Hoss needs some sort of happiness in his life.
Next he will be listing Hoss’s free sticks…
But on Etsy, where they will be sure to sell.
Only if they are artfully shot and described as “Retro dog toys”
Or “Doggy Wands” for your Walkies Wizzerd
Clam scented Gluten free retro dog wands upcycled
Or how about Vintage Steampunk Canine Flying Discs? Just throw some patina-ed gears on it & they’ll sell out ASAP!!!
Better yet, Petrified Hoss turds. could be made into brooches.. Why do I have the Sarah Silverman song “whatever happened to that white dog poop from the 70′s” rolling through my head?
Well, why not? Hoss clearly has an eye for retro distressed things.
I loved this first time, I love it still. things like this make me happy. Yeah, I’m a fuckup.
It’s been a almost a whole year already?
Hoss is confused!
Too much Wibbley-Wobbly, Timey-Winey stuff!
If it’s wrong to be happy about this, then I don’t want to be right.
Hoss knows all about “Antiquing”.
Does this come with or without dog slobber?
That’s a “patina.”
I love the updates to the listing, which I’m glad is still there for all to enjoy. The part about the ass worms is especially riveting.
Don’t Make Hoss Sad
I think it’s a dog-on shame he listed Hoss’s Frisbee
We should hound him to take it downn.
Seems like a very Hosstile move on the owner’s part.
I’d be barking mad if someone put my Frisbee up for sale…
There is no cur for assholery of that magnitude.
Seriously. Things have really gone to the dogs.
Did anyone watch the video? He took the dog in when it was hurt and starved which is commendable. Now he told his girlfriend he wanrs to starve her down take her out to the desert and leave her and have a friend stab her. When she drags herself back to his house she will appreciate him because he will take care of her and she will understand life. I hope is joking.
Oh and the Frisbee sold for 26 dollars.
Think of all the dog food and frisbees that will buy!
This gives me hope that I can one day re-purpose the Slinky my 5-year old stretch out to entwine the house.
Hoss needs a new owner
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