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Don’t Make Hoss SAD

This post first appeared on Regretsy in October of 2011



27 comments on Don’t Make Hoss SAD

  1. scully_3
    September 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    I could pitch in a few bucks to buy that dog another frisbee. Screw the economic times… Hoss needs some sort of happiness in his life.

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  2. foofoothesnoo
    September 16, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Next he will be listing Hoss’s free sticks… :(

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    • grimmlynn
      September 16, 2012 at 3:53 pm

      But on Etsy, where they will be sure to sell.

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      • stoopidbike
        September 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

        Only if they are artfully shot and described as “Retro dog toys”

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      • Zippy
        September 16, 2012 at 5:16 pm

        Or “Doggy Wands” for your Walkies Wizzerd

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        • Tante
          September 16, 2012 at 5:40 pm

          Clam scented Gluten free retro dog wands upcycled

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      • BitchTits McGee
        September 17, 2012 at 11:11 pm

        Or how about Vintage Steampunk Canine Flying Discs? Just throw some patina-ed gears on it & they’ll sell out ASAP!!!

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    • docleather
      September 16, 2012 at 7:40 pm

      Better yet, Petrified Hoss turds. could be made into brooches.. Why do I have the Sarah Silverman song “whatever happened to that white dog poop from the 70′s” rolling through my head?

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    • Pom-Poms Make It Better
      September 17, 2012 at 11:52 am

      Well, why not? Hoss clearly has an eye for retro distressed things.

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  3. ducks
    September 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    I loved this first time, I love it still. things like this make me happy. Yeah, I’m a fuckup.

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    • Irishyankee
      September 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm

      It’s been a almost a whole year already?
      Hoss is confused!
      Too much Wibbley-Wobbly, Timey-Winey stuff!

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    • Whimsicle_Hobbit_Maiden
      September 16, 2012 at 3:08 pm

      If it’s wrong to be happy about this, then I don’t want to be right.

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  4. thecreightonberyl
    September 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Hoss knows all about “Antiquing”.

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  5. Glasgow
    September 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    Does this come with or without dog slobber?

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    • Syrenia
      September 16, 2012 at 5:37 pm

      That’s a “patina.”

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  6. Sunnymuffins
    September 16, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    I love the updates to the listing, which I’m glad is still there for all to enjoy. The part about the ass worms is especially riveting.

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  7. Kippy Moonbeam
    September 16, 2012 at 2:50 pm
  8. Cockamamie Jamie
    September 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    I think it’s a dog-on shame he listed Hoss’s Frisbee :(

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    • Zippy
      September 16, 2012 at 5:17 pm

      We should hound him to take it downn.

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      • realitycheque
        September 16, 2012 at 5:44 pm

        Seems like a very Hosstile move on the owner’s part.

        I’d be barking mad if someone put my Frisbee up for sale…

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  9. Glasgow
    September 16, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    Did anyone watch the video? He took the dog in when it was hurt and starved which is commendable. Now he told his girlfriend he wanrs to starve her down take her out to the desert and leave her and have a friend stab her. When she drags herself back to his house she will appreciate him because he will take care of her and she will understand life. I hope is joking.

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  10. Glasgow
    September 16, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    Oh and the Frisbee sold for 26 dollars.

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  11. Ladymongoose
    September 16, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    This gives me hope that I can one day re-purpose the Slinky my 5-year old stretch out to entwine the house.

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  12. kat-grrl
    September 16, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    Hoss needs a new owner :(

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