This post first appeared on Regretsy in September of 2011
You know where this would work? A pretend wedding in a mental hospital. You can carry a bouquet of buttons, and the groom can wear a top hat made out of an oatmeal box. Then you can exchange onion rings and spend the night in your couch fort.
Here’s an idea; just throw $100 in singles at your bridesmaids. You save $25 and there’s less chance of blinding someone.