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Things That Are Not Steampunk #27

81 comments on Things That Are Not Steampunk #27

  1. modestshaylin
    September 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Oh, Pooh.

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      September 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm

      Oh, bother.

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      • chinesereseller
        September 14, 2012 at 2:18 pm

        Silly old bear.

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        • kittenlamieux
          September 14, 2012 at 8:44 pm

          “Fatuous,senescent Ursidae”

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          • Eye-Roller Lass
            September 15, 2012 at 4:09 am

            Can I have more thumbs over here, please?

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            • Park
              September 16, 2012 at 9:09 am

              That IS actually kind of steampunk.
              …and adorable.

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  2. DuaeCat
    September 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    I would read the fuck out of that book. The bear just makes the Glue Some Gears On It song get stuck in my head.

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    • deathbycupcakes
      September 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm

      Ditto to both of those things. Steampunk Pooh books need to happen.

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      • aliceblue
        September 14, 2012 at 1:56 pm

        Don’t see why not. These cupcakes already have a lot of steaming pooh, why not add the steam part.

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        • aliceblue
          September 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm

          derp – punk part

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      • Nasty Spitgobbler
        September 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm

        April should write one for the next fundraiser. I would buy the shit out of that book!

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        • Irishyankee
          September 14, 2012 at 4:43 pm

          Wouldn’t it be ‘buying the Pooh out of it”?

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        • Zippy
          September 14, 2012 at 8:29 pm

          Careful April, Disney owns that shit now. Are you Wo-Man enough for the Mouse????

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          • banished
            September 15, 2012 at 8:44 am

            I think this would qualify as a parody.she’ll be ok. But then again mickey mouse did/does sign her pay checks. oh bother.

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  3. karenworks
    September 14, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    This is the nightmare 3 yr olds have when parents force them towatch too much Star Trek Next Gen. Borg Teddy Bears.

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    • ItsADerpThing
      September 14, 2012 at 1:36 pm

      Resistance is futile, you will be redecorated.

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    • vicogin
      September 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

      Aww, but he’s sooo Lo-cute-us!

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      • lemon_bombs
        September 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

        I’ve been waiting decades for someone to say that!

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        • vicogin
          September 14, 2012 at 3:15 pm

          Happy to be of service!
          On a side note, I have a similar story.
          In college I had a friend named Nicholas. I was standing in front of the dorm lobby Coke machine and I was short of change and I turned to him and said “Do you have a nickel?” and he responded “No – I’m Nicholas!”
          He then got this look of pure beatific peace on his face – a smile of true inner joy. I thought it wasn’t that funny and asked why he was so pleased. His response:
          “I thought of that joke when I was five and I have been waiting 16 years for someone to ask me for a nickel and now I finally get to tell the first joke I ever thought of.”
          In fact, he actually had a nickel and he handed it to me. I thought that kind of ruined the bit, but he was happy, so who cares.

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    • Dawn
      September 14, 2012 at 6:33 pm

      I bought the Q teddy bear in Vegas, but if they had a Borg teddy bear, I would have bough the whole collective.

      Awesome concept, sadly, “Compass Cyborg” is a bullshit attempt.

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    • left4good
      September 15, 2012 at 11:52 am

      The newest carebear and his “friends” just didn’t quite fit in. They all stood against the wall, staring off into space.

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  4. dadolwch
    September 14, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Clockwork Tigger would be awe-some.

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    • merkin
      September 14, 2012 at 1:56 pm

      I could make a joke about the bottoms actually being made of springs, but that kind of goes without saying, doesn’t it?

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      • Mugsy Doodle
        September 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm

        Well, it did, until you mentioned it.

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  5. Petja-Herra
    September 14, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    An important message teddy bear maker .

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  6. Zippy
    September 14, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Who’s responsible for winding the poo?

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  7. Zippy
    September 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Teddy Ruxpin? More like Teddy Rustin’! Cam I right?

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  8. joshpincusiscrying
    September 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    I’d say of all the different types of fils, polyfil is the most old-timey.

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  9. NomChompsky
    September 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    “Winneas T. Pooh” HAHAHA!

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  10. docleather
    September 14, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    this bear can at least never get lost, so if you dropkick it, you’ll always be able to find it.

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      September 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm

      The drop bear that will always find you, no matter where you hide.

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  11. NonPerdeVentura
    September 14, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    • Zippy
      September 14, 2012 at 7:55 pm

      That’a crazy! Were you looking for it or just – bam!?

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      • NonPerdeVentura
        September 16, 2012 at 6:16 pm

        mebbe just a little…

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  12. butts lol
    September 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    I nominate the Winneas T. Pooh book for Regretsy Comment of the Day. I don’t give a fuck whether it’s impossible. Just give me the Laudanum and my fainting couch.

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  13. intensive porpoises
    September 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    When I was a child,’ Winnie the Pooh and the Little Difference Engine That Could’ was my favorite book.

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  14. halcat
    September 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Of all the irritating things about this bear, the poor placement of the compass eye is the one that grates most. Steampunk fuzzy Quasimodo?

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  15. Irishyankee
    September 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    I cried because I had no Airship; until I met a man whose Steampunk Teddy Bear had no Octopus!

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    • aliceblue
      September 14, 2012 at 2:04 pm

      That is sampler quality.

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  16. Cockamamie Jamie
    September 14, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    If I wear more than one neck chain & carry a compass, I’m steam punk??? (swings the door wide open!)

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  17. butterwort
    September 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    I would read the shit outta that story. Just sayin’.

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  18. thecreightonberyl
    September 14, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    In the next chapter, Mad Professor Owl sets up his Steam Gatling and proceeds to blast the Airship out of the tree.

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      September 14, 2012 at 2:27 pm

      All the while sucking on a Tootsie Roll pop.

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      • Zippy
        September 14, 2012 at 8:26 pm

        And discouraging pollution, while promoting boobs. Man that guy gets owl around!

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  19. Zippy
    September 14, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Chapter One:

    “The day Roo Rued the Day”

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  20. Matt Johnson
    September 14, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    “Not recommended for infants or small children. Makes a great gift.”

    “Happy Birthday, Ron from accounting! I got you this budget teddy bear that’s totally for adults!”

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    • left4good
      September 14, 2012 at 5:10 pm

      Totally recommend for newborn males or uncircumsised adults.

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  21. Matt Johnson
    September 14, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    It looks like something the feral kid from Mad Max would’ve carried around with him.

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  22. Beeby
    September 14, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Alas, a crafter of very little brain.

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  23. Zippy
    September 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    So ‘Build-A-Bear’ requires an engineering degree now? If that’s what it takes to keep up with the Chinese.

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  24. mofluffles
    September 14, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    HAHA! We have finally made it to regretsy :D
    As the maker of this bear, I do apologize and would like you to know that at Steam Folk we do normally pride ourselves in our work, but we do make these bears from time to time because they are requested by customers! We have also had custom orders for steampunk pandas, owls, and even a platypus –
    with that said, your steampunk winnie the pooh book is amazing!

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  25. Ejia
    September 14, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Ah, Professor Pooh, Professor Hershel Layton’s greatest rival. Unlike that hack Henry Hatsworth.

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  26. Falkala
    September 14, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    I honestly rushed to see if I could buy that for a gag gift for a friend.

    Might have to contact the seller about another.

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    • Pom-Poms Make It Better
      September 14, 2012 at 8:59 pm

      That’s it, I’m getting out my glue gun.

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  27. mingamonga
    September 14, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    I prefer my snugglies un-Assimilated.

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  28. bschooled
    September 14, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    I think I’m going to hold out for the the steampunk Precious Moments figurines…

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    • Zippy
      September 14, 2012 at 8:04 pm

      I’m gonna wait for the Clockwork Orangutan.

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      • Glasgow
        September 14, 2012 at 9:26 pm

        Hat would be real horrorshow, my braty!

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  29. lettucego
    September 14, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Why did they have to alter him too? Was embedding a compass in his eye not enough?

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  30. chicgeek
    September 14, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    Hee, I have done the same kind of thing with a bear! And why not? So what if it’s not really steampunk, it was fun. Take a peek. http://chicgeekmsw.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4wb7ua
    Goggles (although you can barely see them in this picture), a monocle, and I made him a little raygun. Go ahead and giggle, I don’t mind at all!

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  31. Kate
    September 15, 2012 at 6:04 am

    A Steampunk teddy bear when teddy bears weren´t even invented in the Victorian Age is kind of… strange.

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  32. Cry
    September 15, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Welly welly welly welly welly welly well, A clockwork orange…bear

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