Silly old bear.
Can I have more thumbs over here, please?
That IS actually kind of steampunk.
I would read the fuck out of that book. The bear just makes the Glue Some Gears On It song get stuck in my head.
Ditto to both of those things. Steampunk Pooh books need to happen.
Don’t see why not. These cupcakes already have a lot of steaming pooh, why not add the steam part.
derp – punk part
April should write one for the next fundraiser. I would buy the shit out of that book!
Wouldn’t it be ‘buying the Pooh out of it”?
Careful April, Disney owns that shit now. Are you Wo-Man enough for the Mouse????
I think this would qualify as a parody.she’ll be ok. But then again mickey mouse did/does sign her pay checks. oh bother.
This is the nightmare 3 yr olds have when parents force them towatch too much Star Trek Next Gen. Borg Teddy Bears.
Resistance is futile, you will be redecorated.
Aww, but he’s sooo Lo-cute-us!
I’ve been waiting decades for someone to say that!
Happy to be of service!
On a side note, I have a similar story.
In college I had a friend named Nicholas. I was standing in front of the dorm lobby Coke machine and I was short of change and I turned to him and said “Do you have a nickel?” and he responded “No – I’m Nicholas!”
He then got this look of pure beatific peace on his face – a smile of true inner joy. I thought it wasn’t that funny and asked why he was so pleased. His response:
“I thought of that joke when I was five and I have been waiting 16 years for someone to ask me for a nickel and now I finally get to tell the first joke I ever thought of.”
In fact, he actually had a nickel and he handed it to me. I thought that kind of ruined the bit, but he was happy, so who cares.
cool story bro. srsly
I bought the Q teddy bear in Vegas, but if they had a Borg teddy bear, I would have bough the whole collective.
Awesome concept, sadly, “Compass Cyborg” is a bullshit attempt.
The newest carebear and his “friends” just didn’t quite fit in. They all stood against the wall, staring off into space.
Clockwork Tigger would be awe-some.
I could make a joke about the bottoms actually being made of springs, but that kind of goes without saying, doesn’t it?
Well, it did, until you mentioned it.
they have to be the springs that Homer used for the Springfield Olympics bid – you know, the ones that keep getting stuck in people’s eyes.
An important message teddy bear maker .
Ass hole, video could be seen in the preview, but it does not appear.
God, I WANT this phrase on a throw pillow
I declare the Finnish Curse Center a UN World Heritage Site. Put that in your ass and bend it, prudes!
I want to expand humanity’s possibility of verbal self-defense.
Who’s responsible for winding the poo?
Teddy Ruxpin? More like Teddy Rustin’! Cam I right?
I’d say of all the different types of fils, polyfil is the most old-timey.
“Winneas T. Pooh” HAHAHA!
this bear can at least never get lost, so if you dropkick it, you’ll always be able to find it.
The drop bear that will always find you, no matter where you hide.
That’a crazy! Were you looking for it or just – bam!?
mebbe just a little…
I nominate the Winneas T. Pooh book for Regretsy Comment of the Day. I don’t give a fuck whether it’s impossible. Just give me the Laudanum and my fainting couch.
Sorry. Your fainting couch is occupied.
The fainting couch just got sexy!
When I was a child,’ Winnie the Pooh and the Little Difference Engine That Could’ was my favorite book.
Of all the irritating things about this bear, the poor placement of the compass eye is the one that grates most. Steampunk fuzzy Quasimodo?
I cried because I had no Airship; until I met a man whose Steampunk Teddy Bear had no Octopus!
That is sampler quality.
If I wear more than one neck chain & carry a compass, I’m steam punk??? (swings the door wide open!)
I would read the shit outta that story. Just sayin’.
In the next chapter, Mad Professor Owl sets up his Steam Gatling and proceeds to blast the Airship out of the tree.
All the while sucking on a Tootsie Roll pop.
And discouraging pollution, while promoting boobs. Man that guy gets owl around!
“The day Roo Rued the Day”
Best Title EVER
(BTW, I threw that mp3 of that song up in the Obama post from Wednesday).
Noted and enjoyed and shared!
“Eeyore builds a bathesphere out of the Hunny-Pot.”
“Not recommended for infants or small children. Makes a great gift.”
“Happy Birthday, Ron from accounting! I got you this budget teddy bear that’s totally for adults!”
Totally recommend for newborn males or uncircumsised adults.
It looks like something the feral kid from Mad Max would’ve carried around with him.
Alas, a crafter of very little brain.
So ‘Build-A-Bear’ requires an engineering degree now? If that’s what it takes to keep up with the Chinese.
HAHA! We have finally made it to regretsy
As the maker of this bear, I do apologize and would like you to know that at Steam Folk we do normally pride ourselves in our work, but we do make these bears from time to time because they are requested by customers! We have also had custom orders for steampunk pandas, owls, and even a platypus –
with that said, your steampunk winnie the pooh book is amazing!
Steam folk? Does that mean you are full of hot air?
No silly the people there are all powered by steam. No electrics involved.
I esteem them too highly to be condensational.
I should have said “condensating” Now I’m less-than-stoked.
So this is where Misery bear’s Teddynator comes from.
Now there’s evidence of more of copies of his nemisis around, expect Misery Bear’s PTSD symptoms to be the subject of his next film.
Ah, Professor Pooh, Professor Hershel Layton’s greatest rival. Unlike that hack Henry Hatsworth.
I honestly rushed to see if I could buy that for a gag gift for a friend.
Might have to contact the seller about another.
That’s it, I’m getting out my glue gun.
I prefer my snugglies un-Assimilated.
I think I’m going to hold out for the the steampunk Precious Moments figurines…
I’m gonna wait for the Clockwork Orangutan.
Hat would be real horrorshow, my braty!
Why did they have to alter him too? Was embedding a compass in his eye not enough?
Hee, I have done the same kind of thing with a bear! And why not? So what if it’s not really steampunk, it was fun. Take a peek. http://chicgeekmsw.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4wb7ua
Goggles (although you can barely see them in this picture), a monocle, and I made him a little raygun. Go ahead and giggle, I don’t mind at all!
A Steampunk teddy bear when teddy bears weren´t even invented in the Victorian Age is kind of… strange.
Welly welly welly welly welly welly well, A clockwork orange…bear
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