The Tee of Life (MNSFW)
- Submitted by Craig
“The most beautiful thing a parent can ever witness is the birth of their child. Why not re-enact this amazing moment for your mum and dad over and over and over again?”
- From dougham.com
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September 14, 2012 at 9:41 am
I legitimately love this.
Because I’m disgusting.
September 14, 2012 at 9:44 am
This thing is definitely oh-so-party-wearable. Make yourself a white knit cap and be menses for Halloween! Get an XXL, wear it with you and a friend, and be conjoined twins! The costume possibilities are endless.
September 14, 2012 at 9:52 am
Spray paint a fez white and apply your lipstick terribly: Instant fun & fresh tampon costume for halloween. Team it with a miniskirt and lucite heels for the risky but alluring ‘Sexy Tampon’ look.
September 14, 2012 at 10:26 am
That’s disgusting. And there’s nothing sexy about a tampon. Period.
I would use this shirt for a Halloween costume. Take an open container of cottage cheese over your head and call yourself a Yeast Infection.
September 14, 2012 at 10:34 am
Holy shit that’s gross and awesome.
September 14, 2012 at 10:35 am
The shirt comes with a calming clam scent
September 14, 2012 at 12:18 pm
For effect, douse yourself with Clamato.
September 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm
But can you change the size of the smell?
September 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm
for those heavy flow days?
September 14, 2012 at 10:49 am
Period. I see what you did there!
September 14, 2012 at 10:49 am
I was a sexy tampon for H’ween last year!!
Behold! (SFW)
http://s1070.photobucket.com/albums/u492/MoreISay/?action=view¤t=sexytampon.jpg
September 15, 2012 at 5:20 pm
no. no, you weren’t.
September 16, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Haters gon’ hate.
September 14, 2012 at 10:51 am
Spray it with whipped cream!
September 15, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Put a white pillowcase over your head and BAM! You are an Emerging Tampon!
September 14, 2012 at 12:42 pm
If i had a baby as big as him I suppose my bajingo would look as messy and as stretched out too. Yeah and let me relive THAT moment instead of the night the kid was conceived. Happy mother’s day!
September 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm
A v-neck is too stretched out. I think maybe a mock-neck that’s been yanked on a bit would have worked well for this look.
September 14, 2012 at 8:04 pm
I had twins. Do you think the seller could make one with the neck even more stretched out?
Also, needs waaaay more blood.
September 15, 2012 at 6:45 am
Could we see this “In A Womb”?
September 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm
http://kristalmelson.com/news/the-tee-of-life/ get one in pink, if thats your skintone
September 15, 2012 at 1:53 pm
http://kristalmelson.com/news/the-tee-of-life/
September 14, 2012 at 9:42 am
I think this might be the sacred garment of my namesake religion…like the mormon underwear of Bajingoism.
September 14, 2012 at 12:35 pm
Magical mormon underwear!
September 14, 2012 at 9:42 am
Now that’s a deep-v!
September 14, 2012 at 9:46 am
im fuckinG CRYING
September 14, 2012 at 10:39 am
I bet they use Fruit-of-your-loom T shirts
September 14, 2012 at 10:44 am
More likely Fruit of the Womb
September 14, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Fruit of the WOMBYN.
September 14, 2012 at 5:36 pm
Fruit of the Poon? I gave birth 2 weeks ago and in the interests of fairness would like to see an episiotomy version with “deconstructed” stitching around the collar.
September 14, 2012 at 11:48 am
I think you find they are called Fruits of the Loin…
September 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Maybe made with upcycled Spanx so its extra tight
September 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm
“Yes, I wanted a V-neck but…”
September 14, 2012 at 9:42 am
This is a great after work shirt.
Work day’s done, gonna head out like a baby.
September 14, 2012 at 10:04 am
If you put this on backwards would it be a breech birth?
September 14, 2012 at 10:14 am
What would it look like if worn as “skants?”
September 14, 2012 at 4:58 pm
If you’re a woman, it would look like double vagina, all the way. What does it mean?
September 14, 2012 at 10:16 am
No. I think that’s what doctors call “sunny side up”.
September 14, 2012 at 12:35 pm
You are correct, and sunny side up gets stuck just as bad as breech does.
September 14, 2012 at 11:00 am
“Head out like a baby” has just replaced every other annoying thing I say instead of “I’m leaving.” Oh, my god. Amazing.
Better than “make like a tree and leaf!”
Better than “off like a pair of prom panties!”
September 14, 2012 at 11:10 am
There are others, too:
Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here
Make like an oyster shucker and get the shell outta here
Make like dominatrix and beat cheeks
Make like a mason and hit the bricks (while orchestrating a vast worldwide conspiracy)
Make like a bad barber and depart
and there’s one about Sharon Tate that even I can’t bring myself to repeat.
September 14, 2012 at 11:50 am
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September 14, 2012 at 12:37 pm
(chickens can’t suck)
(doesn’t have anything to do with leaving)
September 14, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Make like a bread truck and haul buns.
September 15, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Make like a horse turd and hit the road
Make like an egg and beat it
September 14, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Make like a dog on a white carpet and scoot.
Make like ‘fourth meal’ and run
Make like cellular mitosis and split
September 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it!
September 21, 2012 at 11:10 am
“Make like a hooker and blow this joint.”
November 13, 2012 at 10:39 pm
What?? no one piped up with the old standby; “I’m off like a Jewish foreskin”? The shame!
September 14, 2012 at 9:43 am
If you shred the back and sew it back up with black thread you can give mom an awesome reminder of those awesome episiotomy stitches too.
Happy Mother’s Day!
September 14, 2012 at 9:46 am
And put a huge knot in the back to recreate those pregnancy-induced hemorrhoids!
September 14, 2012 at 10:56 am
I’m curious if I can get one in a Brazilian, or maybe just a landing strip?
September 14, 2012 at 11:20 am
OK, I’m sorry, but who the fuck gets a Brazilian or a landing strip when they’re pregnant?!?
September 14, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Snooki
September 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm
It’s easier to make someone else deal with your pubes when your fat baby-filled belly is in the way!
September 14, 2012 at 9:25 pm
A spa I went to recently offers a “babyzilian” for expecting mothers so they don’t have to be shaved in the birthing room or something. I didn’t know they shaved you for that (enlighten me if I’m wrong) but it made sense to me.
September 15, 2012 at 11:40 am
They used to, but then they (shockingly) found that scraping off the skin of your genitals increased the risk of infection.
I just wanted some ladyscaping done.
September 14, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Merkin sold separately
September 14, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Or a pair of these
September 14, 2012 at 9:43 am
I’d need this with a matching suction cup kippa.
And pity those who were untimely ripped, do they have to use a sleeve for a collar?
September 14, 2012 at 9:50 am
I was breach, so I’m going to need something in a skant.
September 14, 2012 at 10:09 am
I am visualizing you going into a fine clothing store and asking the clerk if they have “something in a skant”
September 14, 2012 at 11:10 am
Try Hot Topic
September 14, 2012 at 11:57 am
That was “something in a skant,” not “something on a skank.”
Though you just never know with HT, maybe they not stock skants,too.
September 15, 2012 at 12:07 pm
not=now
whoops. sorry.
September 14, 2012 at 10:36 am
A comment so wonderful that you made me register just so I could tell you how hard I snorted.
September 14, 2012 at 12:00 pm
Does it come with giant staples down the middle? I was cesarean?
September 14, 2012 at 11:02 am
I was a forceps baby, so I think I’d have to attach salad tongs to my head.
September 14, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Great idea for a Halloween costume.
September 14, 2012 at 9:43 am
This made me squirm in my seat a little. And check to make sure I took my birth control.
September 14, 2012 at 2:42 pm
I bet you took another dose, just to be sure.
September 14, 2012 at 9:44 am
So, when someone calls you “cunt head”, you can say “thank you”.
September 14, 2012 at 10:05 am
I just thought of the matching accessory, an ass hat and purse!
September 14, 2012 at 9:44 am
Actually, I want to see the person that would wear this. It would be hysterical to see them walk down the street and watch everyone do double takes as they realize what it is.
Maybe someone could buy it, and then have a friend do a hidden camera thing, and follow them around. =)
Come on, someone please?!
September 14, 2012 at 9:51 am
I think that’s giving too much credit to people–I get the feeling most wouldn’t ever figure it out on their own without an explanation.
Unless the wearer was walking around on their hands, then maybe.
September 14, 2012 at 10:36 am
Could I see something more in a C-section
September 14, 2012 at 1:56 pm
I would wear the shit out of this shirt.
**shit accessories sold separately
September 14, 2012 at 9:45 am
I was delivered via C-section. Does that shirt come in “abdominal incision”?
September 14, 2012 at 9:48 am
it’s called wearing a hoodie as skants
September 14, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Zipper front!
September 14, 2012 at 9:45 am
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t notice anything wrong before the last picture.
September 14, 2012 at 9:46 am
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September 14, 2012 at 9:56 am
All I can think of is water marbling with nail polish and how crazy I’d have to be to try that on such a large scale. And with raw meat and ice cream that I could, you know, make dinner and dessert with.
September 14, 2012 at 10:01 am
I only thumbed this down because she says the “patterns [are] similar to … In this case, chillin ice cream or maybe bloody meat,” not that it was MADE with either material.
In addition, it was a piece created for an exhibit of works based on The Shining; so yeah, it’s gonna be about The Shining.
September 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Actually, she does say what it was made with.
“The patterns are the result of color floated on either plain water or a viscous solution known as size, and then carefully transferred to a sheet of paper.” Not meat or ice cream.
September 14, 2012 at 9:46 am
Dad’s are involved in procreation, too, so you really need a matched set.
I would suggest a turtleneck with veins embroidered on it.
September 14, 2012 at 10:19 am
Perhaps with an option for mock-turtlenecks.
September 14, 2012 at 10:32 am
Sure – or maybe even a dickey.
September 14, 2012 at 10:40 am
I see what you did there – very cheesy
September 14, 2012 at 11:11 am
Well, then see a doctor and get rid of it.
September 14, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Lord loves a working man; don’t trust whitey
September 14, 2012 at 9:48 am
The perfect gift for my friend who’s a gynecologist!
September 14, 2012 at 9:49 am
Luckily for me my mom really IS a red head. I wonder if she offers other bush colors. Just for… you know… accuracy.
September 14, 2012 at 9:51 am
If only this was available as a scrub top, I bet it would go over huge on the OB/labor and delivery floor I work!
Not really. This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
September 14, 2012 at 10:32 am
I see this more as a laborer’s shirt, or possibly for someone making deliveries?
September 14, 2012 at 10:39 am
I think it’d be an awesome shirt to wear to a poker championship. Just psyche everyone at the table out.
September 14, 2012 at 10:47 am
“I’m out” *throws down cards, tugs neck of shirt* “I’m gonna quit while I’m a head.”
September 14, 2012 at 11:11 am
“I can clearly see you have a full house.”
September 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm
That’s what you get for playing with Mr. Duggar.
September 14, 2012 at 2:46 pm
*folds*
September 14, 2012 at 10:41 am
For some reason, the first person I pictured wearing it was Barbara Bush. I have no idea why.
September 14, 2012 at 10:49 am
I pictured Ann Coulter wearing but then… *cuntception!*
September 14, 2012 at 11:01 am
41′s wife or 43′s daughter?
September 14, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Sorry. That took me a bit to understand (lacquer/stripper fumes, Friday, etc).
I was picturing George H.W. Bush’s wife Barbara.
September 14, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Don’t the strippers bathe before they show up for a job?
September 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Nope.
September 14, 2012 at 11:10 am
It’d be awesome to show up wearing that for your first (and last, I’m guessing) day of work at the Hallmark Store.
September 14, 2012 at 11:32 am
Or wear it on your job as a member of the White House Press Corps. Who’s Obama gonna call on? You in that shirt, or Coky Roberts?
September 14, 2012 at 2:50 pm
This reminds me I haven’t heard anything of Geraldo Rivera lately.
September 14, 2012 at 10:42 am
The designer of the shirt is Dick Gozinya
September 14, 2012 at 9:52 am
Am I wrong in thinking you can get the neckline that coincides the most with your mom’s pubes??
Or am I looking at this the wrong way?
Dear Mom,
About your bush when I was born… I want to buy a shirt with an accurate public neckline.
Love,
Dani
September 14, 2012 at 9:54 am
Pubic, not public.
Fuck you, auto-correct.
September 14, 2012 at 10:06 am
Both ways actually work.
September 14, 2012 at 10:54 am
The official shirt of Pussy Riot
September 14, 2012 at 9:52 am
Does it only come in red-head?
September 14, 2012 at 9:55 am
I will not type a YOUR DAD joke.
I will not type a YOUR DAD joke.
I will not type a YOUR DAD joke.
I will not type a YOUR DAD joke.
I will not type a YOUR DAD joke.
[omitted for brevity]
September 14, 2012 at 9:54 am
Bred out with your head out!
*twitch* *shudder* *retch*
September 14, 2012 at 9:55 am
I’m gonna pull this over my head and visit some mountains in Finland.
September 14, 2012 at 10:47 am
My husband wants to know why I’m laughing so hard right now.
September 14, 2012 at 9:56 am
Oh my ever-copulating Goddess, I *want* this shirt! I have visions of attaching one of those large, gaudy hoop earrings (or barring that, the large brass ring from a set of janitor’s keys) right through the clit, then strolling down the fucking frozen food aisle at Kroger’s!
Someone make this happen for me. Oh dear fucking gods almighty, yes!
September 14, 2012 at 9:58 am
Oh! Or I could vajazzle the HELL out of it!
September 14, 2012 at 10:09 am
Had I any money, I would pay to make that happen
September 14, 2012 at 9:56 am
Can I get one in a C-section?
September 14, 2012 at 9:57 am
I know this dickhead who would look great in that.
September 14, 2012 at 11:00 am
I don’t want to name-drop, but his name rhymes with “Ronald Crump”.
September 14, 2012 at 11:14 am
Only if the pubic hair were somehow detachable. Maybe Velcro?
September 14, 2012 at 9:59 am
I want one with “Matt Johnson, at your cervix” printed on it.
September 14, 2012 at 10:08 am
I want one that says, “Who you callin’ a big pussy?”
September 14, 2012 at 10:18 am
Or “Ask me about my huge vagina”.
September 14, 2012 at 12:04 pm
It could have an ad for “Dr. Tom’s Labiaplasty Services” on it.
September 14, 2012 at 12:23 pm
“At Dr. Tom’s, all we give is lip service.”
September 14, 2012 at 2:01 pm
I am a doula and I need “at your cervix” on my business cards NOW.
Because, if people aren’t into that, I’m probably not the best doula for them.
September 14, 2012 at 2:55 pm
And your phone message could play “Doula Bajingos” from, wait for it, “Deliverance”!
The company I worked for would have charged at least $50,000 for that much re-branding.
September 15, 2012 at 11:42 am
Send me the bill, because I love your ideas
September 14, 2012 at 10:00 am
I guess I’m jaded. The only thing surprising about this to me is that it’s not from Etsy.
Give it time.
September 14, 2012 at 10:01 am
This shirt could use some My New Pink Button!
September 14, 2012 at 10:02 am
That shirt is such a whore. I hear its been worn by as many as ten different people. There’s no telling who’s the father, but judging by the baby it probably was someone hairy.
September 14, 2012 at 10:08 am
Someone should contact Maury.
September 14, 2012 at 10:09 am
Does it come with a personalized clam scented relaxation eye mask pillow?
September 14, 2012 at 10:10 am
Every time I wear this shirt. I feel re-born…It also goes nicely with my tampon hat.
September 14, 2012 at 10:22 am
So now I have several disturbing images running through my head.
1-Reborn dolls
2-Rebirthers struggling to get out of sheets and blankets
3-Born again Christians at my front door wanting to talk to me about Jesus
September 14, 2012 at 10:12 am
Can I get a discount if I buy one for my entire coven?
You know, for our birthday rituals?
September 14, 2012 at 10:13 am
I’m going to need this shirt. You see, both my kids were born via C-section and I’ve always wondered if things would be different if they had been born via Ye Olde Traditional Method. Now I can finally find out.
(WTF am I saying? I need way more vodka before I can even begin to consider this shirt.)
September 14, 2012 at 10:15 am
Where’s the asshole?
Oh.
Right.
September 14, 2012 at 10:16 am
Nothing will make my mother happier than to see her full grown, 6’3″, 250lb son re-emerging from her vagina at Thanksgiving dinner. Counting down to turkey day!!!
September 14, 2012 at 10:17 am
i love this shirt so much. as a straight girl, i find it a little funny that i want a vagina this badly.
September 14, 2012 at 10:19 am
I imagine a drunken party game with this shirt. I would definately have to serve bloody marys.
September 14, 2012 at 10:22 am
His chest hair and the shirt seem to have formed an unholy alliance that makes me wish using tweezers on the internet was possible. His curls peek out in a place where I would strongly hope to never be sprouting any hair. At all. Ow.
September 14, 2012 at 10:25 am
what about those of us who had cesarean sections? I feel so left out. *sob*
September 14, 2012 at 10:29 am
I just checked and “Knit Placenta Hat with Detachable Umbilicus Skinny Scarf” from April’s Army has been SOLD! The best accessorizing opportunity in history has been lost.
September 14, 2012 at 2:19 pm
I’m pretty sure you can commission one from the artist. She’s a Regretsy regular.
September 14, 2012 at 10:32 am
You can see by the way they cut the neck that it’s just gonna curl up, fray and deteriorate over time. This isn’t the kind of thing we would want to watch happen so quickly, is it?
This vagina shirt seems poorly thought out.
September 14, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Actually, that’s what happens to real vaginas, I’m sorry to say.
September 15, 2012 at 10:54 am
That was my point. In like 4 washings, you’d be seeing a time-lapse version of what happens in real life over a long period of time. That would be a bummer, I would imagine.
September 14, 2012 at 10:40 am
Needs more Vagina Dentata.
September 14, 2012 at 1:28 pm
no dental dams. you’ll smother the person wearing it.
September 14, 2012 at 10:45 am
i can’t believe nobody’s mentioned the lack of bedazzling and mock-clitter on this top.
September 14, 2012 at 10:47 am
How do you wash this shirt?
in vinegar and water?
September 14, 2012 at 1:26 pm
Lysol.
September 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Just use some warm water. Soap might upset the natural ph.
September 14, 2012 at 4:02 pm
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September 19, 2012 at 10:18 am
Five people found bajingo-wash offensive.
September 14, 2012 at 10:54 am
I don’t know why, but something about this makes me think that the model is a giant pussy…
September 14, 2012 at 11:12 am
Maybe it’s because even the model is hiding his face while wearing this?
September 14, 2012 at 11:06 am
If I had a time machine, I would’ve totally worn that for my senior picture in high school.
In 8th grade, I got my yearbook picture taken with a shirt that said “Fuck the System”. Nobody caught it. That was a good day.
September 14, 2012 at 11:07 am
If you were a breech baby, you’d need to use them as shorts.
September 14, 2012 at 11:13 am
To truly get the full experience, I’m ordering this in Extra Small.
September 14, 2012 at 11:15 am
I need a bunch of these, for my next flashmob performance of ‘The Vagina Monologs’
September 14, 2012 at 8:11 pm
All kids love Monolog!
September 14, 2012 at 11:19 am
I am both amused and horrified, and apparently feeling a bit giddy to feel both.
Do the also make one for C-section?
September 14, 2012 at 11:29 am
You’d really confuse everybody if you had the “Hot Pockets” logo right below the vagina.
September 14, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Aw, shit, I actually know what you’re talking about. *shudder*
September 14, 2012 at 11:34 am
There’s like one week a month where that shirt is really uncomfortable.
September 14, 2012 at 11:43 am
Oh for Fuck sake!(pun intended) Burn it.
September 14, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Burning is never good. If it’s burning, you may want to see a doctor.
September 14, 2012 at 12:03 pm
September 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm
That’s a long taint.
It looks like really low budget fireworks.
September 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm
By the way, what’s he doing with his hands? Looks all spazzy.
September 14, 2012 at 12:28 pm
vajazzz hands?
September 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Everything’s better with vajazz hands!
September 14, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Joe Cocker impersonations? “You can leave your shirt on…”
September 14, 2012 at 12:33 pm
I forgot to measure for scale…
September 14, 2012 at 12:42 pm
I wasn’t judging your photoshoppery. Honest.
September 14, 2012 at 1:24 pm
Seems to me there’d be more tearing, too.
I donno, that video we had to watch about childbirth when we were in school… seemed a lot less clean than this shirt.
September 14, 2012 at 5:00 pm
Clearly the next logical step is to Goatse this shirt.
September 14, 2012 at 12:17 pm
THIS is a recreation of most beautiful thing a parent can ever witness?” Yet another excellent reason not to spawn.
September 14, 2012 at 12:26 pm
I was too busy screaming the first three times… perhaps 26 years later it wouldn’t be so traumatic?
September 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm
I just showed this to my gay male officemate; he just shuddered in disgust. I suppose this would be pretty much a gay man’s worst nightmare-being eaten alive by a large vagina…
September 14, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Not high on straight woman’s list either.
September 18, 2012 at 10:04 am
Or a bisexual one’s.
September 14, 2012 at 12:33 pm
I honestly thought the description was HK’s commentary!!
Why not? Because your mum and dad will wonder why you have a birth fixation, that’s why not!!
September 14, 2012 at 12:50 pm
The Vajay-tee! I was gonna say “Perfect for all occasions,” but now I’m thinking, no, definitely church. You know, after adding a few tasteful rhinestones. Straight men worship here anyway!
September 14, 2012 at 1:46 pm
For that day when you are going to be “born again?”
September 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm
We are called to make fish of men. Is that right?
September 14, 2012 at 1:01 pm
For fucks sake, what is wrong with people? As much as any mother may love their child, they don’t want to relive the birth, especially when the child is an adult!
September 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm
A familiar-looking.
A fairly large.
September 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Is this available on a tube top?
It would make for a great sweetheart neckline.
September 14, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Wear it once and the neck hole will be streched out beyond recognition for the rest of your life.
September 14, 2012 at 1:14 pm
It’s great for the party! And when the party’s over, you just shove a clothes hanger in there.
September 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Wow, edgy.
September 14, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Instead of hanging it up I suppose you could fold it, but then it might get wrinkles!
September 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Nothing says “fashion” like you mom’s lips and pubes on your shirt!
September 14, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Available at Baby Gap
September 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm
What cunts, these ideas will be?
September 14, 2012 at 1:24 pm
HEY MOM! Remember when I tore through your vagina with my huge melon being dragged with forceps and then getting so many stitches you were practically revirginized and then looking with horror at the eyebrowless jaundiced alien gumming away at your chaffed nipples? Good times.
September 14, 2012 at 4:06 pm
you had no eyebrows?
September 15, 2012 at 9:19 am
According to witnesses, my hair and eyebrows were very light blond and very fine, so I looked bald and eyebrowless. Needless to say, when genetics kicked in I grew very dark and coarse hair and bushy unruly eyebrows, because life is only fair until you’re five. Then you turn into a gorilla.
September 14, 2012 at 2:08 pm
WHY CAN’T I ACTUALLY BUY THIS ::cries::
September 14, 2012 at 8:16 pm
It got snatched up.
September 14, 2012 at 9:12 pm
First come, first served.
September 14, 2012 at 8:05 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmDwG9z7EXM
September 14, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Why not re-enact this amazing moment for your mum and dad over and over and over again?”
Because I love them and don’t want them looking like the couple below; that’s why not.
September 14, 2012 at 9:03 pm
Dear baby Jesus! I generally try not to think about the fact that someday I may very well squeeze a fucking watermelon sized person out of my vagina. This though, a full grown human head, is by far the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen!!!!
I’m totally sending this to my pregnant sister
September 14, 2012 at 10:38 pm
Is it just me that finds it hilarious that a guy of that ethnicity of coming out of a fiery red crotch? Apparently they don’t make ones in darker colours…
September 15, 2012 at 6:04 pm
On reading this post:
*squints* I don’t get it.
….still don’t get it.
…still– OH. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ew.
What fun.
September 18, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Fire crotch!
September 19, 2012 at 3:23 am
I didn’t realize there was such thing as dark red pubic hair.