Fallatio: a fetish for falling down stairs
That is a fellacious comment.
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Also, just realized that all of these sellers are probably religious right-wingers who home school their children and I got really depressed.
Except, of course, for the fallatio. That person is twisted.
Should have stopped while you were a head.
Or even a leg.
I think it’s a fetish for falling down on a paved outdoor area adjoining a house.
I applaud the attempt anyway, I have a feeling that chick would fit in around here quite nicely.
I thought it might be a character from shakespeare
The Marring scene in “Fallatio and Screwliet” always makes me cry.
They only lived only, too.
Hey zippy… go check back at the Obama post. I did that thing you wanted.
You made me cry and reanimated my buzz. I feel like a soaring royal figure of some sort.
I had to download and save it, in case anyone has trouble.
You’re like a beautiful marred rocket that soars only once into our sky.
And I’m not embroidering.
That’s great work, PBCGE!
I don’t normally fall down stairs. But when I do, I wear Fallatio shoes.
I got nothing
I say that the hoop art really blows
I thought fallatio was the fancy term for autumn leaf-blowing.
Somehow, I don’t think her partner cares about her shitty spelling skills.
My husband always leaves his wet washcloths all over the bathroom. That poster could be very helpful in our house.
Then buy it. Remember, You Only Live Only!
Only if his mom lives with you, though.
I was almost hoping that it said “just marred” on the object. I guess I’m a prick like that.
If the servers said Just Marred I might actually buy them. Marriage is just so marring to some people.
Just marred? I had no idea Chris Brown and Rihanna tied the knot!
C’mon folks. It’s not racket science.
but there are plenty of balls to serve up. Yellow fuzzy ones.
If Yellow Fuzzy Balls should persist for more than four hours, consult a physician.
Some balls, yes, but gotta be careful during all that fallatio.
Being careful is for people who are too uptight to know You Only Live Only.
The seller is definitely not a braid surgeon.
Seriously, guys, get with the pogrom.
i blm txtg!
I have purchased your Tennis Rocket and was unable to achieve orbit or even carry out my nefarious plans for domination of my HOA. I seek a refund and also some medication. Thank you.
You Only Live Only was one of my favorite Bond films
Is that the one where the Bond Babe is named Level 4 Pussy Galore?
I gave blood today and didn’t follow the instructions to drink lots of water, so I ended up with a killer headache. Foolishly, I tried to soothe my pain with Regretsy. Things were going fine until I got to the goddamn YOLO phone case. I think I have rainbows permanently etched on my retinas now, thanks.
Your welcome for us getting rid of all that bloody excess circulatory fluid.
Don’t be shy… go suck a dick!
Fallatio = when your mouth ends up on a penis when you trip.
Happens to me all the time.
And when the wife walks in and doesn’t buy that story, is it then fail-atio?
trip on a rock
means a mouth full of cock
When your spill off the boat
brings a dick down your throat
When the world seems to shine
Like you’ve had too much wine,
Post on Etsy!
When you’ve crafted some dreck
And you can’t use spell check,
Post on Etsy!
If you can’t spell, don’t give it.
By great-niece and her fiancee are getting married next spring, and I foresee that my brother and I will be forced to post a sign on the back of their car that says ‘JUST MARRED.’
My great-niece. This is why I should never get up before 5 p.m.
I assumed you had a cold.
Fallatio is fun, but the leaves chafe my crank. I prefer wintercourse.
Well winter IS coming.
It is known
Winter always comes after some colorful and brisk fallatio.
yes, the colorful fallatio leaves. I despise having to rake up wet fallatio leaves. Better get a Gingrich to clean up all that Santorum.
Ah yes, the old chilly willy.
Wheat could cause such injury?
Suicide Silence covers Roy Orbison?
I love the Just Marred photo. Don’t you think the dying roses are such a good subtle touch? Symbolic of a marred relationship.
I only wish I knew how to make animated gifs. This thing would have all the sparkly shit on it…
If Lemon Bombs moseys over, she can make all the sparkly shit AND animate the shit out of that it.
Sorry, I seemed to moseyed past this post. Busy run of days.
I like to encourage others to fuckify images whenever possible. JOIN MEEEEEE
Ask, and you shall receive
Her plan worked. And whenever someone asked Serena where her sister was, she’d say “Oh, you know, Venus” but meant it the other way.
Hand-stamped crap-fuckery FTW!!
Did you really use “not”? I haven’t seen that used since ’91 or so. I admire the attempt to bring it back (or never let it go), but I’m not sure it’ll catch on again.
That, to me, is on par with “not so much”, which people continue to think is awesome.
“I just threw up in my mouth a little”
“I need brain/eye bleach”
Get some new material, people!
How about; “I just threw up my brain”?
Only to be used if it’s true in a literal sense. Although you might find you’re having a slight difficultly commenting at all at that point.
I just remembered another new chestnut that needs to be put to pasture:
“I see what you did there”
Speaking as an arborist, I’m all for this kind of chestnut blight.
I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one.
I still like “I see what you did there” when used appropriately (mostly due to it’s connection to LOLcat culture, I guess). Regardless, I still find it amusing, whereas your other examples are truly annoying as hell.
But to each her own, I suppose.
Also, I love your avatar! Which this reply is mostly an excuse to say.
Whenever I’m asked what YOLO means, I tell them “You obviously like owls.”
I go for “Your odor levels others.”
You obviously lick ostriches
Your owl likes omlettes (and is a cannibal)
Young otters look ominous.
You Often Look Offensive
zomg, everyone on my holiday list is getting “You Only Live Only” bullshit this year…
I don’t know where the derp is in the stamped coin listing – I mean, she’s right when she says not many people “would walk around with “Your Welcome” around their neck.” And I believe her when she says she’s one of them!
Additionally, maybe she is trying to get people to consider their welcome – at the Starbucks, the grocery store, or wherever else they may happen to run into her and her vaguely koan-like necklace. Was their welcome sufficient? You should always ponder your welcome…
So pretty accurate, I’d say.
I usually wear a “my welcome” necklace, but that’s just me.
I thought it was meant to be the welcome to snark at those who write “your welcome”. “No, this is your welcome. I don’t know where mine went.”
You are welcome to your interpretation of what message the seller is trying to say.
I got your welcome right here.
As someone who lives in the Euro zone, I thought a Greek coin with “your welcome” on it was a reference to Greek bankers, politicians and assorted 1% having overstayed their welcome in people’s patience around here, but then that might just be me.
I was trying to see it as some sort of politico-economic statement, too. But failed.
So sad the “fallatio” one is gone! I wanted to see the rest of the shop. I bet it was saucy.
Also, I would like the person that made that iPhone case to make up a new meaning for LYLAS
Lay Your Lazy Ass Sideways
Love Young Laplanders And Snakes
Leap Yelling Ladies After Supper
They do actually have some cool shit.
Lick You Like A Snowcone
Let’s Yank Labia And Snuggle
Mom: “PICK UP YOUR CLOTHS!”
Me: “Oh, my order must be in, sweet I’ll run over to JoAnn’s asap.”
Imagine if you will my situation, which your comment brought to mind.
I live right across the damned street from a JoAnn Fabric. I have so much fabric I will never, ever use. They’re even open late, so I can go buy pretty stuff I don’t need in my PJs! (I don’t, but I could.)
Haaaaa, I chuckled at your misfortune.
It’s like when I lived half a block from a 24-hour grocery store, which meant i was only half a block away from the ingredients for fresh-baked cookies AT ALL TIMES
The YOLO iPhone case could have been classified as Trajicrafting except that it was listed back in August. Then again, add some new tags…
Helen, I really, REALLY need a “You Only Live Only” mug to go with my other Regretsy mugs. Please please please make them available?
Please pick up your cloths would work in my sewing room.
There, I am the only person this works for. And I ain’t in a buying mood.
Again, it only works if your mom lives with you. So you might still be out of the running. You could change the “mom” to “man”or “mates” with a sharpie or something, I suppose.
Alas, Fallatio, I knew him well.
Fallatio = getting ahead in Niagara
“You Only Live Only” sounds like a bad James Bond parody.
I was thinking more Andy Rehfeldt covers Roy Orbison in Suicide Silence style.
Here’s your worthless Greek “Welcome” coin. No “Thanks” necessary.
I have to say I’m confused by the last one. It seems to me if you’re making cute little embroidery hoop wall decorations that say “fallatio” on them, the fact that you misspelled fellatio is really the least of your issues.
What the hell is she doing with my welcome? I’ve looking everywhere for that!
Ahem, I’ve been looking.
I LOVE the after burners on that necklace! XD
Iphone case- Maybe it’s referencing a mash-up of You Only Live Twice and For Your Eyes Only? Hey, I’d watch it.
Bad, bad Reo wants to email the coin necklace girl and just write “You’re” but it may go over her head.
I suggest taking her picture and photoshopping a huge neon apostrophe and e onto the picture, then emailing it to her. She might get that.
Stamp the apostrophe onto a worthless coin. Send it to her on a card that says “USE APPROPRIATELY.”
Well, You Only Live Only and Pick up your Cloths have already been fixed. I feel Regretsy has at least righted some of the grammar wrongs of this week’s derp roundup.
Well, if I bought it, wouldn’t it be MY welcome?
Thank you Regresty for pointing out my ridiculous spelling error. Unfortunately spell check didn’t help me on this print. I promise I will not be selling a print about “Picking up Cloths” any time soon, hahaha.
Owner of Spoiled Royal Studio
Has anyone else noticed that the iphone case seller has changed the listing? They corrected the wording of YOLO but the fourth photo shows the seller’s name misspelled. *SIGH*. Plus, reseller alert!
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