You made me cry and reanimated my buzz. I feel like a soaring royal figure of some sort. http://soundcloud.com/pbcge/forzippy
I had to download and save it, in case anyone has trouble.
I have purchased your Tennis Rocket and was unable to achieve orbit or even carry out my nefarious plans for domination of my HOA. I seek a refund and also some medication. Thank you.
I gave blood today and didn’t follow the instructions to drink lots of water, so I ended up with a killer headache. Foolishly, I tried to soothe my pain with Regretsy. Things were going fine until I got to the goddamn YOLO phone case. I think I have rainbows permanently etched on my retinas now, thanks.
Wheeeeeeeeeen yoooooooour
trip on a rock
means a mouth full of cock
that fallatio!
When your spill off the boat
brings a dick down your throat
that’s falltio!
By great-niece and her fiancee are getting married next spring, and I foresee that my brother and I will be forced to post a sign on the back of their car that says ‘JUST MARRED.’
Sorry, I seemed to moseyed past this post. Busy run of days.
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Did you really use “not”? I haven’t seen that used since ’91 or so. I admire the attempt to bring it back (or never let it go), but I’m not sure it’ll catch on again.
I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one.
I still like “I see what you did there” when used appropriately (mostly due to it’s connection to LOLcat culture, I guess). Regardless, I still find it amusing, whereas your other examples are truly annoying as hell.
But to each her own, I suppose.
Also, I love your avatar! Which this reply is mostly an excuse to say.
I don’t know where the derp is in the stamped coin listing – I mean, she’s right when she says not many people “would walk around with “Your Welcome” around their neck.” And I believe her when she says she’s one of them!
Additionally, maybe she is trying to get people to consider their welcome – at the Starbucks, the grocery store, or wherever else they may happen to run into her and her vaguely koan-like necklace. Was their welcome sufficient? You should always ponder your welcome…
As someone who lives in the Euro zone, I thought a Greek coin with “your welcome” on it was a reference to Greek bankers, politicians and assorted 1% having overstayed their welcome in people’s patience around here, but then that might just be me.
Imagine if you will my situation, which your comment brought to mind.
I live right across the damned street from a JoAnn Fabric. I have so much fabric I will never, ever use. They’re even open late, so I can go buy pretty stuff I don’t need in my PJs! (I don’t, but I could.)
It’s like when I lived half a block from a 24-hour grocery store, which meant i was only half a block away from the ingredients for fresh-baked cookies AT ALL TIMES
Again, it only works if your mom lives with you. So you might still be out of the running. You could change the “mom” to “man”or “mates” with a sharpie or something, I suppose.
I have to say I’m confused by the last one. It seems to me if you’re making cute little embroidery hoop wall decorations that say “fallatio” on them, the fact that you misspelled fellatio is really the least of your issues.
Well, You Only Live Only and Pick up your Cloths have already been fixed. I feel Regretsy has at least righted some of the grammar wrongs of this week’s derp roundup.
Thank you Regresty for pointing out my ridiculous spelling error. Unfortunately spell check didn’t help me on this print. I promise I will not be selling a print about “Picking up Cloths” any time soon, hahaha.
Has anyone else noticed that the iphone case seller has changed the listing? They corrected the wording of YOLO but the fourth photo shows the seller’s name misspelled. *SIGH*. Plus, reseller alert!
September 13, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Fallatio: a fetish for falling down stairs
September 13, 2012 at 5:26 pm
That is a fellacious comment.
September 13, 2012 at 5:26 pm
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September 13, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Should have stopped while you were a head.
September 13, 2012 at 10:26 pm
Or even a leg.
September 13, 2012 at 5:27 pm
I think it’s a fetish for falling down on a paved outdoor area adjoining a house.
September 13, 2012 at 5:34 pm
I applaud the attempt anyway, I have a feeling that chick would fit in around here quite nicely.
September 13, 2012 at 5:45 pm
I thought it might be a character from shakespeare
September 13, 2012 at 9:14 pm
The Marring scene in “Fallatio and Screwliet” always makes me cry.
September 13, 2012 at 9:35 pm
They only lived only, too.
September 14, 2012 at 7:24 am
Hey zippy… go check back at the Obama post. I did that thing you wanted.
September 14, 2012 at 9:29 am
You made me cry and reanimated my buzz. I feel like a soaring royal figure of some sort.
http://soundcloud.com/pbcge/forzippy
I had to download and save it, in case anyone has trouble.
September 14, 2012 at 9:38 am
You’re like a beautiful marred rocket that soars only once into our sky.
And I’m not embroidering.
September 14, 2012 at 9:35 am
That’s great work, PBCGE!
September 13, 2012 at 7:44 pm
I don’t normally fall down stairs. But when I do, I wear Fallatio shoes.
I got nothing
September 14, 2012 at 3:23 am
I say that the hoop art really blows
September 14, 2012 at 4:20 am
I thought fallatio was the fancy term for autumn leaf-blowing.
September 14, 2012 at 7:18 am
Somehow, I don’t think her partner cares about her shitty spelling skills.
September 13, 2012 at 5:25 pm
My husband always leaves his wet washcloths all over the bathroom. That poster could be very helpful in our house.
September 13, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Then buy it. Remember, You Only Live Only!
September 14, 2012 at 9:12 am
Only if his mom lives with you, though.
September 13, 2012 at 5:28 pm
I was almost hoping that it said “just marred” on the object. I guess I’m a prick like that.
; )
Ah, derp.
September 13, 2012 at 5:49 pm
If the servers said Just Marred I might actually buy them. Marriage is just so marring to some people.
September 13, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Just marred? I had no idea Chris Brown and Rihanna tied the knot!
September 13, 2012 at 5:29 pm
C’mon folks. It’s not racket science.
September 13, 2012 at 5:30 pm
but there are plenty of balls to serve up. Yellow fuzzy ones.
September 13, 2012 at 5:36 pm
If Yellow Fuzzy Balls should persist for more than four hours, consult a physician.
September 13, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Some balls, yes, but gotta be careful during all that fallatio.
September 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm
Being careful is for people who are too uptight to know You Only Live Only.
September 13, 2012 at 5:35 pm
The seller is definitely not a braid surgeon.
September 13, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Seriously, guys, get with the pogrom.
September 13, 2012 at 6:56 pm
i blm txtg!
September 13, 2012 at 9:04 pm
tl;dr
September 13, 2012 at 5:29 pm
Dear Sirs,
I have purchased your Tennis Rocket and was unable to achieve orbit or even carry out my nefarious plans for domination of my HOA. I seek a refund and also some medication. Thank you.
September 13, 2012 at 5:32 pm
You Only Live Only was one of my favorite Bond films
September 13, 2012 at 9:20 pm
Is that the one where the Bond Babe is named Level 4 Pussy Galore?
September 13, 2012 at 5:32 pm
I gave blood today and didn’t follow the instructions to drink lots of water, so I ended up with a killer headache. Foolishly, I tried to soothe my pain with Regretsy. Things were going fine until I got to the goddamn YOLO phone case. I think I have rainbows permanently etched on my retinas now, thanks.
September 13, 2012 at 9:07 pm
Your welcome for us getting rid of all that bloody excess circulatory fluid.
September 13, 2012 at 5:34 pm
Don’t be shy… go suck a dick!
September 13, 2012 at 5:36 pm
Fallatio = when your mouth ends up on a penis when you trip.
September 13, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Happens to me all the time.
September 13, 2012 at 6:07 pm
And when the wife walks in and doesn’t buy that story, is it then fail-atio?
September 13, 2012 at 9:18 pm
Wheeeeeeeeeen yoooooooour
trip on a rock
means a mouth full of cock
that fallatio!
When your spill off the boat
brings a dick down your throat
that’s falltio!
September 14, 2012 at 9:10 am
When the world seems to shine
Like you’ve had too much wine,
Post on Etsy!
When you’ve crafted some dreck
And you can’t use spell check,
Post on Etsy!
September 13, 2012 at 5:39 pm
If you can’t spell, don’t give it.
September 13, 2012 at 5:41 pm
By great-niece and her fiancee are getting married next spring, and I foresee that my brother and I will be forced to post a sign on the back of their car that says ‘JUST MARRED.’
September 13, 2012 at 5:42 pm
My great-niece. This is why I should never get up before 5 p.m.
September 13, 2012 at 7:20 pm
I assumed you had a cold.
September 13, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Fallatio is fun, but the leaves chafe my crank. I prefer wintercourse.
September 13, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Well winter IS coming.
September 13, 2012 at 7:31 pm
It is known
September 13, 2012 at 8:29 pm
Winter always comes after some colorful and brisk fallatio.
September 14, 2012 at 6:44 am
yes, the colorful fallatio leaves. I despise having to rake up wet fallatio leaves. Better get a Gingrich to clean up all that Santorum.
September 13, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Ah yes, the old chilly willy.
September 13, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Wheat could cause such injury?
September 13, 2012 at 7:59 pm
Suicide Silence covers Roy Orbison?
September 13, 2012 at 5:45 pm
I love the Just Marred photo. Don’t you think the dying roses are such a good subtle touch? Symbolic of a marred relationship.
September 13, 2012 at 5:56 pm
I only wish I knew how to make animated gifs. This thing would have all the sparkly shit on it…
September 13, 2012 at 6:17 pm
If Lemon Bombs moseys over, she can make all the sparkly shit AND animate
the shit out of thatit.September 14, 2012 at 9:38 am
Sorry, I seemed to moseyed past this post. Busy run of days.
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September 13, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Ask, and you shall receive
September 13, 2012 at 9:28 pm
Her plan worked. And whenever someone asked Serena where her sister was, she’d say “Oh, you know, Venus” but meant it the other way.
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September 14, 2012 at 4:26 am
Did you really use “not”? I haven’t seen that used since ’91 or so. I admire the attempt to bring it back (or never let it go), but I’m not sure it’ll catch on again.
September 14, 2012 at 9:24 am
That, to me, is on par with “not so much”, which people continue to think is awesome.
See also:
“I just threw up in my mouth a little”
“I need brain/eye bleach”
Get some new material, people!
September 14, 2012 at 9:34 am
How about; “I just threw up my brain”?
September 14, 2012 at 9:40 am
Only to be used if it’s true in a literal sense. Although you might find you’re having a slight difficultly commenting at all at that point.
I just remembered another new chestnut that needs to be put to pasture:
“I see what you did there”
September 14, 2012 at 9:49 am
Speaking as an arborist, I’m all for this kind of chestnut blight.
September 16, 2012 at 8:54 pm
I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one.
I still like “I see what you did there” when used appropriately (mostly due to it’s connection to LOLcat culture, I guess). Regardless, I still find it amusing, whereas your other examples are truly annoying as hell.
But to each her own, I suppose.
Also, I love your avatar! Which this reply is mostly an excuse to say.
September 13, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Whenever I’m asked what YOLO means, I tell them “You obviously like owls.”
September 13, 2012 at 6:36 pm
I go for “Your odor levels others.”
September 13, 2012 at 7:22 pm
You obviously lick ostriches
September 14, 2012 at 3:29 am
Your owl likes omlettes (and is a cannibal)
September 14, 2012 at 8:28 am
Young otters look ominous.
September 14, 2012 at 9:40 am
You Often Look Offensive
September 13, 2012 at 6:09 pm
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September 13, 2012 at 6:10 pm
zomg, everyone on my holiday list is getting “You Only Live Only” bullshit this year…
September 13, 2012 at 6:12 pm
I don’t know where the derp is in the stamped coin listing – I mean, she’s right when she says not many people “would walk around with “Your Welcome” around their neck.” And I believe her when she says she’s one of them!
Additionally, maybe she is trying to get people to consider their welcome – at the Starbucks, the grocery store, or wherever else they may happen to run into her and her vaguely koan-like necklace. Was their welcome sufficient? You should always ponder your welcome…
So pretty accurate, I’d say.
September 13, 2012 at 7:14 pm
I usually wear a “my welcome” necklace, but that’s just me.
September 13, 2012 at 7:23 pm
I thought it was meant to be the welcome to snark at those who write “your welcome”. “No, this is your welcome. I don’t know where mine went.”
September 13, 2012 at 7:47 pm
You are welcome to your interpretation of what message the seller is trying to say.
September 13, 2012 at 7:53 pm
I got your welcome right here.
September 14, 2012 at 3:17 am
As someone who lives in the Euro zone, I thought a Greek coin with “your welcome” on it was a reference to Greek bankers, politicians and assorted 1% having overstayed their welcome in people’s patience around here, but then that might just be me.
September 14, 2012 at 5:13 am
I was trying to see it as some sort of politico-economic statement, too. But failed.
September 13, 2012 at 6:12 pm
So sad the “fallatio” one is gone! I wanted to see the rest of the shop. I bet it was saucy.
Also, I would like the person that made that iPhone case to make up a new meaning for LYLAS
September 13, 2012 at 7:17 pm
Lay Your Lazy Ass Sideways
Love Young Laplanders And Snakes
Leap Yelling Ladies After Supper
September 13, 2012 at 7:41 pm
http://www.etsy.com/shop/HeyPaulStudios
They do actually have some cool shit.
September 13, 2012 at 7:54 pm
Lick You Like A Snowcone
September 14, 2012 at 9:42 am
Let’s Yank Labia And Snuggle
September 13, 2012 at 6:20 pm
Mom: “PICK UP YOUR CLOTHS!”
Me: “Oh, my order must be in, sweet I’ll run over to JoAnn’s asap.”
September 14, 2012 at 9:28 am
Imagine if you will my situation, which your comment brought to mind.
I live right across the damned street from a JoAnn Fabric. I have so much fabric I will never, ever use. They’re even open late, so I can go buy pretty stuff I don’t need in my PJs! (I don’t, but I could.)
September 14, 2012 at 9:39 am
Haaaaa, I chuckled at your misfortune.
It’s like when I lived half a block from a 24-hour grocery store, which meant i was only half a block away from the ingredients for fresh-baked cookies AT ALL TIMES
September 13, 2012 at 6:35 pm
The YOLO iPhone case could have been classified as Trajicrafting except that it was listed back in August. Then again, add some new tags…
September 13, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Helen, I really, REALLY need a “You Only Live Only” mug to go with my other Regretsy mugs. Please please please make them available?
September 13, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Please pick up your cloths would work in my sewing room.
There, I am the only person this works for. And I ain’t in a buying mood.
September 14, 2012 at 9:29 am
Again, it only works if your mom lives with you. So you might still be out of the running. You could change the “mom” to “man”or “mates” with a sharpie or something, I suppose.
September 13, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Alas, Fallatio, I knew him well.
September 13, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Fallatio = getting ahead in Niagara
September 13, 2012 at 7:55 pm
“You Only Live Only” sounds like a bad James Bond parody.
September 13, 2012 at 8:00 pm
I was thinking more Andy Rehfeldt covers Roy Orbison in Suicide Silence style.
September 13, 2012 at 8:01 pm
Here’s your worthless Greek “Welcome” coin. No “Thanks” necessary.
September 13, 2012 at 8:08 pm
I have to say I’m confused by the last one. It seems to me if you’re making cute little embroidery hoop wall decorations that say “fallatio” on them, the fact that you misspelled fellatio is really the least of your issues.
September 13, 2012 at 8:29 pm
What the hell is she doing with my welcome? I’ve looking everywhere for that!
September 13, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Ahem, I’ve been looking.
September 14, 2012 at 1:52 am
I LOVE the after burners on that necklace! XD
Iphone case- Maybe it’s referencing a mash-up of You Only Live Twice and For Your Eyes Only? Hey, I’d watch it.
Bad, bad Reo wants to email the coin necklace girl and just write “You’re” but it may go over her head.
September 14, 2012 at 9:31 am
I suggest taking her picture and photoshopping a huge neon apostrophe and e onto the picture, then emailing it to her. She might get that.
September 14, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Stamp the apostrophe onto a worthless coin. Send it to her on a card that says “USE APPROPRIATELY.”
September 14, 2012 at 10:31 am
Well, You Only Live Only and Pick up your Cloths have already been fixed. I feel Regretsy has at least righted some of the grammar wrongs of this week’s derp roundup.
September 14, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Well, if I bought it, wouldn’t it be MY welcome?
September 18, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Thank you Regresty for pointing out my ridiculous spelling error. Unfortunately spell check didn’t help me on this print. I promise I will not be selling a print about “Picking up Cloths” any time soon, hahaha.
Jessica
Owner of Spoiled Royal Studio
http://www.etsy.com/shop/spoiledroyalstudio
September 18, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Has anyone else noticed that the iphone case seller has changed the listing? They corrected the wording of YOLO but the fourth photo shows the seller’s name misspelled. *SIGH*. Plus, reseller alert!