Well gosh, by identifying the aminals as elepants the buyer is conveying the size of the smell, which means that these panels have a BIG HUGE ASS SMELL to them.
Is he a dangling Chad? (Leer, leer – PLEASE someone tell me how to make a leer icon.)
Seriously, Chad is just a Nambia-pamby. I could wipe the floor with him, and still have energy left to hit the beach and gather Seychelles.
That depends on how sturdy the elepants are – elejeans are probably okay, but elepantyhose might tear.
Unless you are British, in which case eletrousers are needed to cover the elepants in the first place.
I would use that to divide my living room into two halfs. The half with the “elepants” facing it would have a tv stuck on Fox news. The other half would be where I hang out.
September 10, 2012 at 4:02 pm
“Bulk buy are welcome!” Yes, please send me 80 of these. I’m using them instead of drywall when I build my house.
September 10, 2012 at 9:36 pm
Dr. Livingroom, I presume?
September 10, 2012 at 4:03 pm
I was really hoping they’d be mating.
September 10, 2012 at 4:29 pm
By the looks they’re giving the photographer, they were about to when they were rudely interrupted.
September 10, 2012 at 6:41 pm
Photoshop could make that happen.
September 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm
I must make an enquiry emideiately
September 10, 2012 at 9:42 pm
That’ll be emproper! Emagine how encensed people will be!
I’m an embecile.
September 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Those elepants are looking at me. That doesn’t seem to give much privacy.
September 10, 2012 at 4:06 pm
I see two of them. Does that mean I’m looking at a pair of elepants, or am I just slightly shitfaced?
September 10, 2012 at 6:53 pm
Maybe the elephants are behind the giraffe screen.
September 11, 2012 at 8:11 am
Elephants need privacy, too.
September 11, 2012 at 9:53 am
and so do elepants.
September 10, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Idiots, don’t they know a gorangutan when they see one?
September 10, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Cameleopards!
September 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm
There’s a bathroom line of these, decorated with hygienas.
September 10, 2012 at 4:52 pm
The bedroom ones feature lie-ins
September 11, 2012 at 8:12 am
I think the bathroom ones also feature turdles.
September 10, 2012 at 8:05 pm
The chamelions go with anything.
September 10, 2012 at 4:10 pm
That is a fantastic coffee table. Wait, it’s not a coffee table? Well, THOSE AREN’T ELEPANTS!
They are clearly ELEPHANTS. Get it right.
September 10, 2012 at 4:12 pm
That’s a lovely pair of elepants you’re wearing, I think we shop at the same store.
September 10, 2012 at 4:16 pm
Obviously the Elephant is a small one, and it is standing behind the two bigger ones.
September 11, 2012 at 5:36 am
It’s a movie poster for Giraffic Park.
September 10, 2012 at 4:14 pm
It’s obviously the elephant in the room.
September 10, 2012 at 4:16 pm
I would like to view the elephant in a room.
September 10, 2012 at 4:17 pm
“Elepant” is the next beyond “Loose Fit”.
September 10, 2012 at 4:20 pm
You don’t even want to know how big the Zbras are.
September 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm
I herd they’re huge.
September 10, 2012 at 6:40 pm
I gnu that.
September 10, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Impressive – I don’t know jackal.
September 10, 2012 at 6:51 pm
Don’t cheetah yourself – two elephants for the price of one.
September 10, 2012 at 9:47 pm
You win some even as Zulu some.
September 10, 2012 at 9:54 pm
Well, the co-bras fit two
September 10, 2012 at 4:17 pm
False alarm. The elapant is obviously standing behind the two giraps.
September 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm
Kind of, the 2 giraps are on the other side of the divider. It’s funny how you knew that.
September 10, 2012 at 4:21 pm
I’m not wearing any elepants!!!
September 10, 2012 at 4:26 pm
<img src="http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc496/Annie_Blanchard/helephant-1.jpg"
September 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Why did that show when I did a preview and then leads to a dead page when I post it?
<img src="http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc496/Annie_Blanchard/helephant-1.jpg"
September 10, 2012 at 4:29 pm
grrr…
September 10, 2012 at 6:49 pm
Hey, don’t drag the Helepant into this. The poor guy’s already missing one ear. Hasn’t he suffered enough?
September 10, 2012 at 4:29 pm
where is the delete key?
September 10, 2012 at 9:50 pm
He has “Hel(l) right in the name, NanaB! You should have expected this.
September 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Well gosh, by identifying the aminals as elepants the buyer is conveying the size of the smell, which means that these panels have a BIG HUGE ASS SMELL to them.
September 11, 2012 at 5:39 am
Them don’t looks like ass, butt whadda rhino?
September 11, 2012 at 9:55 am
What these panels don’t show is the giant heap of elepant dung next to these giraffes.
September 10, 2012 at 4:35 pm
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September 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm
I think it’s an elephant with 2 trunks, and he’s wearing giraffe sock puppets on each of them.
September 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Now that some f-ing camo!
September 11, 2012 at 8:15 am
Maybe it’s an elephant wearing giraffe Grrranimals pajamas.
September 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm
This is obviously the rare trunkless, spotted, two-headed, eight-legged elephant which can only be found dividing two areas.
September 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Contact with ANY enquiry, you say? I’ll have to get my thinking cap on to come up with something particularly interesting.
September 10, 2012 at 5:03 pm
I once ran after two giraffes in my elepants. How they ever got in my elepants I’ll never know.
September 11, 2012 at 11:04 am
*waggles eyebrows*
September 10, 2012 at 5:09 pm
Kenya tell me how it came to this? Is the the beast you can do?
September 10, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Africa. Alaska alligator, Juneau?
September 10, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Okapi that
September 10, 2012 at 8:07 pm
I would if I gnu what they were taking about.
September 10, 2012 at 8:19 pm
A little mistake is one thins but this is a major giraffe. The seller would be lion to claim that this isn’t a blow to his/her pride.
September 10, 2012 at 9:58 pm
I veldt this coming on a while ago but was in de Nile.
September 11, 2012 at 8:17 am
I wonder how long this Congo on?
September 11, 2012 at 9:50 am
Dude, Ural Yukon go on and on…
September 11, 2012 at 9:58 am
It’s not nice to cast dis-Persians on people you’ve never met, aliceblue.
September 11, 2012 at 10:03 am
Awwwwww. I suck. That’s technically in Western Asia. Well, that’s why I work in a woodshop, I guess.
September 11, 2012 at 10:10 am
Oh well. What’re ya Ghana do…
September 11, 2012 at 10:16 am
Sudan, Matt, and relax.
September 11, 2012 at 8:59 pm
Yeah, take melegrana’s advice and just sit on Djibouti and chill.
September 11, 2012 at 6:43 pm
Your koalafications are irrelephant.
September 11, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Zaire you Matt, but I never claimed to be nice.
September 11, 2012 at 10:02 pm
If you’re gonna be Africa ’bout it, I’m gonna call Chad. Egypt ya once and he’ll do it again. What are Uganda do then?
September 11, 2012 at 10:15 pm
Is he a dangling Chad? (Leer, leer – PLEASE someone tell me how to make a leer icon.)
Seriously, Chad is just a Nambia-pamby. I could wipe the floor with him, and still have energy left to hit the beach and gather Seychelles.
September 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm
How do you keep elephants from charging?
Take away the giraffe’s credit card.
September 10, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Now we know what it is an elephant never forgets: A two-headed giraffe. (And, really, can you blame them? That’s pretty memorable.)
September 10, 2012 at 7:23 pm
September 10, 2012 at 8:51 pm
I’ve always wanted a two-headed elepant!! I’ll put it on my ceiling so it’ll feel like heaven
September 10, 2012 at 9:04 pm
I would think that an Ellepant screen would be more like this.
September 10, 2012 at 10:06 pm
Because of Elle Macpherson my elepants aren’t loose anymore.
September 11, 2012 at 1:13 am
It can’t be that big an elepant. Can’t even see it for the girafes!
September 11, 2012 at 9:01 pm
A couple more drink and you’ll see it no problem. Only one thing – it’s pink.
September 11, 2012 at 1:35 am
when winter comes upon long elepants. proboscis warm in cold weather
September 11, 2012 at 3:22 am
Now that’s logical – elepants are worn on the trunk. Giraffe-patterned elepants are all the rage this winter.
September 11, 2012 at 3:53 am
Is elepants ok, if the nose is pulled?
September 11, 2012 at 4:00 am
That depends on how sturdy the elepants are – elejeans are probably okay, but elepantyhose might tear.
Unless you are British, in which case eletrousers are needed to cover the elepants in the first place.
September 11, 2012 at 9:10 am
Electrousers Mean something…nice? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCeD_6Y3GQc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
September 11, 2012 at 4:07 am
Why do elephants have trunks? To put their elepants in. (From the series: puns that are completely lost on British kids)
September 11, 2012 at 4:43 am
I’m sorry but this doesn’t look like Al Pacino AT ALL.
September 11, 2012 at 5:43 am
It’s a still from “Smell Of A Wombat.”
September 11, 2012 at 6:50 am
Silly people the elephant is hiding behind the room divider. Why else would you by one, other than to hide an elephant in your loft?
September 11, 2012 at 8:18 am
From the landlord?
September 11, 2012 at 8:08 am
I would use that to divide my living room into two halfs. The half with the “elepants” facing it would have a tv stuck on Fox news. The other half would be where I hang out.
September 11, 2012 at 8:20 am
Elepant bell bottom jeans. The height of fashion in the 70′s
September 11, 2012 at 8:21 am
I saw “elepants” as “elevated pants”. Like the pants hiked-up under the armpits often sported by elderly gentlemen.
September 11, 2012 at 9:58 am
you kids get your elepants off my lawn!
September 11, 2012 at 9:17 am
You could buy some and put them in a time capsule with the receipt just to confuse the fuck out of future generations.
September 11, 2012 at 10:29 am
Not sure if the siamese giraffes would agree, but personally I find that elepants really bring out my camel toe.
September 11, 2012 at 11:07 am
Yes, and we’d all appreciate it if you’d put it back. Thanks!
September 11, 2012 at 11:10 am
Speak for yourself, Mugsy Doodle.