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“Bulk buy are welcome!” Yes, please send me 80 of these. I’m using them instead of drywall when I build my house.
Dr. Livingroom, I presume?
I was really hoping they’d be mating.
By the looks they’re giving the photographer, they were about to when they were rudely interrupted.
Photoshop could make that happen.
I must make an enquiry emideiately
That’ll be emproper! Emagine how encensed people will be!
I’m an embecile.
Those elepants are looking at me. That doesn’t seem to give much privacy.
I see two of them. Does that mean I’m looking at a pair of elepants, or am I just slightly shitfaced?
Maybe the elephants are behind the giraffe screen.
Elephants need privacy, too.
and so do elepants.
Idiots, don’t they know a gorangutan when they see one?
There’s a bathroom line of these, decorated with hygienas.
The bedroom ones feature lie-ins
I think the bathroom ones also feature turdles.
The chamelions go with anything.
That is a fantastic coffee table. Wait, it’s not a coffee table? Well, THOSE AREN’T ELEPANTS!
They are clearly ELEPHANTS. Get it right.
That’s a lovely pair of elepants you’re wearing, I think we shop at the same store.
Obviously the Elephant is a small one, and it is standing behind the two bigger ones.
It’s a movie poster for Giraffic Park.
It’s obviously the elephant in the room.
I would like to view the elephant in a room.
“Elepant” is the next beyond “Loose Fit”.
You don’t even want to know how big the Zbras are.
I herd they’re huge.
I gnu that.
Impressive – I don’t know jackal.
Don’t cheetah yourself – two elephants for the price of one.
You win some even as Zulu some.
Well, the co-bras fit two
False alarm. The elapant is obviously standing behind the two giraps.
Kind of, the 2 giraps are on the other side of the divider. It’s funny how you knew that.
I’m not wearing any elepants!!!
Why did that show when I did a preview and then leads to a dead page when I post it?
Hey, don’t drag the Helepant into this. The poor guy’s already missing one ear. Hasn’t he suffered enough?
where is the delete key?
He has “Hel(l) right in the name, NanaB! You should have expected this.
Well gosh, by identifying the aminals as elepants the buyer is conveying the size of the smell, which means that these panels have a BIG HUGE ASS SMELL to them.
Them don’t looks like ass, butt whadda rhino?
What these panels don’t show is the giant heap of elepant dung next to these giraffes.
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I always get confused. Which one is Abby and which one is Brittany?
I think it’s an elephant with 2 trunks, and he’s wearing giraffe sock puppets on each of them.
Now that some f-ing camo!
Maybe it’s an elephant wearing giraffe Grrranimals pajamas.
This is obviously the rare trunkless, spotted, two-headed, eight-legged elephant which can only be found dividing two areas.
Contact with ANY enquiry, you say? I’ll have to get my thinking cap on to come up with something particularly interesting.
I once ran after two giraffes in my elepants. How they ever got in my elepants I’ll never know.
Kenya tell me how it came to this? Is the the beast you can do?
Africa. Alaska alligator, Juneau?
I would if I gnu what they were taking about.
A little mistake is one thins but this is a major giraffe. The seller would be lion to claim that this isn’t a blow to his/her pride.
I veldt this coming on a while ago but was in de Nile.
I wonder how long this Congo on?
Dude, Ural Yukon go on and on…
It’s not nice to cast dis-Persians on people you’ve never met, aliceblue.
Awwwwww. I suck. That’s technically in Western Asia. Well, that’s why I work in a woodshop, I guess.
Oh well. What’re ya Ghana do…
Sudan, Matt, and relax.
Yeah, take melegrana’s advice and just sit on Djibouti and chill.
Your koalafications are irrelephant.
Zaire you Matt, but I never claimed to be nice.
If you’re gonna be Africa ’bout it, I’m gonna call Chad. Egypt ya once and he’ll do it again. What are Uganda do then?
Is he a dangling Chad? (Leer, leer – PLEASE someone tell me how to make a leer icon.)
Seriously, Chad is just a Nambia-pamby. I could wipe the floor with him, and still have energy left to hit the beach and gather Seychelles.
How do you keep elephants from charging?
Take away the giraffe’s credit card.
Now we know what it is an elephant never forgets: A two-headed giraffe. (And, really, can you blame them? That’s pretty memorable.)
I’ve always wanted a two-headed elepant!! I’ll put it on my ceiling so it’ll feel like heaven
I would think that an Ellepant screen would be more like this.
Because of Elle Macpherson my elepants aren’t loose anymore.
It can’t be that big an elepant. Can’t even see it for the girafes!
A couple more drink and you’ll see it no problem. Only one thing – it’s pink.
when winter comes upon long elepants. proboscis warm in cold weather
Now that’s logical – elepants are worn on the trunk. Giraffe-patterned elepants are all the rage this winter.
Is elepants ok, if the nose is pulled?
That depends on how sturdy the elepants are – elejeans are probably okay, but elepantyhose might tear.
Unless you are British, in which case eletrousers are needed to cover the elepants in the first place.
Electrousers Mean something…nice? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCeD_6Y3GQc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Why do elephants have trunks? To put their elepants in. (From the series: puns that are completely lost on British kids)
I’m sorry but this doesn’t look like Al Pacino AT ALL.
It’s a still from “Smell Of A Wombat.”
Silly people the elephant is hiding behind the room divider. Why else would you by one, other than to hide an elephant in your loft?
From the landlord?
I would use that to divide my living room into two halfs. The half with the “elepants” facing it would have a tv stuck on Fox news. The other half would be where I hang out.
Elepant bell bottom jeans. The height of fashion in the 70′s
I saw “elepants” as “elevated pants”. Like the pants hiked-up under the armpits often sported by elderly gentlemen.
you kids get your elepants off my lawn!
You could buy some and put them in a time capsule with the receipt just to confuse the fuck out of future generations.
Not sure if the siamese giraffes would agree, but personally I find that elepants really bring out my camel toe.
Yes, and we’d all appreciate it if you’d put it back. Thanks!
Speak for yourself, Mugsy Doodle.
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