This post first appeared on Regretsy in October of 2011
UPDATE: The above photo has been sold, but this one is still available.
Is she checking him for scoliosis? O.o
I think she’s looking for her change.
I think the part about this that bothers me the most is that gramma is probably dead by now, and meanwhile, her cooter and nips will live on in infamy.
Oh, the humanity…
How do you think that stripper guy must feel? He’s probably a grandfather himself by now!
And this, kids is why posing for sexy photos is never a good idea. Unless you’ve got a contingency plan to destroy all of them before you die, the grandkids are gonna get one helluva shock when they go through your stuff after you’ve kicked the bucket.
my grandkids will be proud of the series of nudes i’ve left them to discover, or else, we really weren’t cut from the same cloth.
You never know. She would be younger than my grandmother, who is alive and well.
Water Mark is cheap.
Oh good, they removed the watermark. Wouldn’t want to ruin the pic or anything.
I’ve been permanently scarred and totally traumatized.
Is it me, or is the crotchless part of the panties a bit…large?
I think they used to make them like that to show off the hair…
I want so badly to hit the like button, but it’s stuck on 69 an that’s too perfect.
They’re for birthing.
God damn it, Grandma. I TOLD you these pictures fro the ’70s would haunt the rest of us forever…
Grandma’s got a great rack.
Does anything about these pictures strike you as normal?
The decor. Looks like the house I grew up in, only nicer.
Uh oh, my mom has a picture of me (as an infant) straddling a ginormous zucchini. The decor and background was very similar to this. Now I’m a little concerned about what else may have been going on around me that is not visible in the zucchini pic. And it was from the same year too…
I would have partied with her.
Am I the only one who noticed the sweet vintage art print on the wall behind her? I guess it’s all in how you see the world…
I was drawn to the amazing curved back birch dining chairs, myself. And the fact that Granny had better legs at 60 than I did at 20. Giddyup, Gramma!
I think that’s curly maple. I think it’s an amazing set too.
And the table and chairs are nice.
I’d totally hit that. Seriously.
Those are specially made for seniors. So you can fit the Depends in there.
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Wow! Did she have no shame??
A purple placenta eater is judging someone’s shame level?
OK, maybe (well, probably) if this was me, I wouldn’t want those photos out on the web, but damn, I give Grandma major props for still owning her sexuality at her age.
Do I, at my current age, want to do Grandpa? No. But when I’m they’re age, I’d like to still be doing the horizontal mambo and enjoying it.
fuck me, *their* age. I know better.
How dare she get saucy at her own bachelorette party, privately, in her home, surrounded by adults.
Is it already a year?!
Is that the Church Lady from Saturday Night Live?
That guy’s probably a politician now.
Is this what passed for “hot” in the 70s?
I just had to run that past my husband and brother in law.
They cried out in horror at the eldritch vision before them.
After much screaming, and returning, and screaming and squinting, they have determined that the shape of the chin is actually wrong and that is NOT, in fact, their mother.
It took us a good five minutes to figure that out.
Dude, I think I knew that guy…
If the picture was taken in 1982 why is her wig from 1962? On the plus side, she still looks better than than foam-at-the-moth girl.
She was the kinda swell, hotsy-totsy dame our fightin’ boys carried a torch for on all seven seas and every front, see. She had gams up to here and bazooms out to there. Youse mugs can take the doxie outta the fight but you can’t take the fight outta the doxie, see. So take a powder!
*mother and son flicking through family photo album*
“Here’s a photo of you taking your first steps, and here’s your brother Michael on his first day of school… this one’s a picture of you eating your first bowl of spaghetti – aren’t you just the cutest! – Oh! And here’s grandma trying on some crotchless panties…”
Doesn’t even skip a beat.
I don’t see what’s so special about these pictures. It just looks like a typical NASCAR party to me. Complete with tailgating.
So that’s Water Mark! I’m disappointed he won’t be on my purchase.
Judging from the jeans and hair cut I’d say he came dressed as a naughty plumber.
Mark Spitz shaved his ‘stache and bleached his hair????
A lot of you kids are too young to remember the prostate parties we used to have in the early 80′s. Sure, no one could really explain the crotchless granny-panty aspect of it, but it was an era of uncompromised prostate health.
Voi vittu, minkä värinen hevonen!
Google Translate says; “Oh fuck, the color of the horse!” but I know what vittu really means, thanks to you. So is the horse cunt-colored or is the cunt horse-colored or something else?
(I meant the c/v-word in a nice way.)
The woman in the second photo looks like an older Ms Beadle (the school teacher on Little House on the Prairie) and I find that disturbing.
In the last year I have now heard my grandmother say “fuck” after dropping and breaking an antique teacup she was daintily drinking out of aaaaannd say that she loves Two and a Half Men. Nothing would surprise me after the horror I have already experienced.
I love these photos more than words can say.
I have to wonder, who would buy these? Besides codger fetishists that is.
Regretsians and Fuckery connoisseurs.
I want to be friends with her!
I think in the second picture she’s just trying to see if the ingredients are listed. I should ask my mother, since I swear that’s her sitting on the couch…
I can’t help but think how good that granny lady pic would look on a t-shirt. Or a *cough* coffee mug.
Restoration Jesus removed any guilt t-shirt creators and bearers might feel. At last!
I think the glasses really complete the look
Grandmas Theme song was “one tequila two tequila three tequila crotchless panties on the floor” Grandma knew how to party!
I think the stripper is Ashton Kutcher’s father D:
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