O.M.G! Can’t believe someone else uses the phrase “DSL”. Everyone I know would give me blank looks when I used it. I don’t know why this is exciting and why I’m typing this….
This is just a guess, and I apologize in advance if I’m wrong, but does “DSL” mean “Dick Suckin’ Lips”? I don’t know why that popped into my head, but it did. If not, what does it stand for?
No no no…don’t you see, it’s a disguised gray alien trying to fit in. The shape of the head, the overly-small teeth (what are they, Tic Tacs?)…it all fits.
I definitely see the LaToya now, although I have also been convinced to see Liza Minnelli. Thank you : )
It’s just like a unicorn shitting a rainbow!
And after having watched every episode of Brand X, I think even Russell would be proud, perhaps repulsed, but proud!
“I have so little talent and control of my artistic ventures that this painting just happened to turn into something that resembles Russell Brand. To someone. Not sure who. Now give me $125.”
Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me. My God he never blinks…..
Unless I missed it in the other comments – and apologies if I did – am I the only one who sees the mouth as a shaved… um… hoo hoo with teeth? Perhaps a statement on… strong femininity? Or a urinary tract infection? Not sure how the rest of the image fits in. Maybe the eyes represent the emotion woman waiting for a man to focus on sex rather than a real emotional intimate relationship, at which point she is going to emotionally neuter him?
I had a similar experience with an art piece I was working on: I started out painting a portrait of Weird Al Yankovic, and it ended up being a precise architectural blueprint of the Pentagon, complete with plumbing and electrical schematics.
I love Russell Brand, and he does sometimes resemble a bearded lady. But this…this is just a bearded lady. A terrifying, grinning bearded lady who wants to feast on my liver.
September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am
Oh, it’s still an abstract.
September 7, 2012 at 9:23 am
I’m seeing Michael Jackson via Jack White with a hint of Willy Wonka-style Johnny Depp, personally.
September 7, 2012 at 9:36 am
For me it’s Jesus meets Mr. Hat.
September 7, 2012 at 9:38 am
Nailed it. That’s perfect.
September 7, 2012 at 10:03 am
Jesus hung out for a while with Mr. Hat’s replacement, Mr. Stick.
September 7, 2012 at 10:05 am
He was not a fan of Judas Priest, however.
September 7, 2012 at 10:14 am
Nor the band Thirty Pieces of Silverchair.
September 7, 2012 at 1:32 pm
But He WAS my cashier at Trader Joe’s the other day.
September 7, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Seriously. Jesus H was my cashier. Not like He needed to put a last name on his badge, amirite?
September 7, 2012 at 10:23 pm
Unfortunately for those around him,he was inordinately fond of the Carpenters.
September 7, 2012 at 10:12 am
I totally missed that was supposed to be Russel Brand. I thought it was Jesus with a July 4th top hat.
September 7, 2012 at 10:51 am
I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately went to Michael Jackson.
September 8, 2012 at 8:45 am
i thought it was janet jackson?
September 7, 2012 at 9:23 am
Russel Brand is such a pretty woman! I love the hat.
September 7, 2012 at 9:26 am
I never realized he had so many tiny teeth.
September 7, 2012 at 9:37 am
Artist used actual chicklets to render teeth. Probably vintage.
September 7, 2012 at 9:39 am
By “vintage”, you mean “six months ago”, right?
September 7, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Eh, well, they probably don’t change out the chicklet machine at the auto-parts store that often, anyway, do they?
September 7, 2012 at 12:48 pm
I thought it was a pool floatie – the hat, not the vagina dentata.
September 7, 2012 at 10:27 pm
I got the female vibe too. Unfortunately my thought was “how did her twat migrate to her face?”
September 7, 2012 at 9:23 am
I didn’t think they would let John Wayne Gacy sell his paintings on etsy.
September 7, 2012 at 9:25 am
Professor Phineas Jackson, the Inventor ancestor of the musical Jackson family. Father of modern Plastic Surgery.
September 7, 2012 at 9:28 am
Is Russell the new face of Wet ‘n Wild lipsticks?
September 7, 2012 at 9:28 am
I like the attention to detail, especially the teeth — all 68 of them.
September 7, 2012 at 9:53 am
LIEFEEEEELD!
September 7, 2012 at 10:27 am
I am intrigued by the little sperms swimming in the whites of his eyes.
September 7, 2012 at 10:32 pm
rule 34
September 7, 2012 at 9:29 am
Regretsy Math: unfailing and indisputable as always
September 7, 2012 at 9:32 am
Those are some purty DSLs he’s got there.
September 7, 2012 at 9:58 am
O.M.G! Can’t believe someone else uses the phrase “DSL”. Everyone I know would give me blank looks when I used it. I don’t know why this is exciting and why I’m typing this….
September 7, 2012 at 10:03 am
This is just a guess, and I apologize in advance if I’m wrong, but does “DSL” mean “Dick Suckin’ Lips”? I don’t know why that popped into my head, but it did. If not, what does it stand for?
September 7, 2012 at 12:00 pm
I know why!
September 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Let’s just say I got out of prison early for VERY good behavior.
September 7, 2012 at 9:33 am
It does capture the annoying and creepy quality of Russell Brand perfectly.
September 7, 2012 at 9:52 am
Whenever I see him on TV, all I can hear is a little yapping dog.
Come to think of it, there’s a bit of that dog in that picture, too.
September 7, 2012 at 9:55 am
He’s just like the annoying kid in 3rd grade who isn’t that funny and won’t shut up ever. He seems too eager for attention, in my opinion.
September 7, 2012 at 7:09 pm
I see the heavy lifting has been done already.
I’d like to see him on Top Gear though.
Fiery, fiery crash on Top Gear…
“Got him!”
September 7, 2012 at 9:37 am
Don’t DO that to me! I almost screamed out loud in horror at work! So close to being busted for being on the internet…
It’s like staring into the face of the love-child of IT and Michael Jackson.
September 7, 2012 at 9:40 am
You’re not fooling anyone just ’cause you haven’t shaved in a week, Katy Perry!
September 7, 2012 at 9:40 am
No no no…don’t you see, it’s a disguised gray alien trying to fit in. The shape of the head, the overly-small teeth (what are they, Tic Tacs?)…it all fits.
September 7, 2012 at 9:43 am
It could be Slash’s Mom.
September 7, 2012 at 9:48 am
What’s really going to keep me up at night is the placement of the moon’s reflection in the other painting on the seller’s page.
You may even notice the craters. Or the fact that the laws of physics don’t apply.
September 7, 2012 at 10:04 am
Ye CAN change the laws of physics, Jim.
September 7, 2012 at 10:23 am
But ye canna take our frrrrreeeeeedom! Captain.
September 7, 2012 at 9:49 am
I definitely see the LaToya now, although I have also been convinced to see Liza Minnelli. Thank you : )
It’s just like a unicorn shitting a rainbow!
And after having watched every episode of Brand X, I think even Russell would be proud, perhaps repulsed, but proud!
September 7, 2012 at 9:52 am
“I have so little talent and control of my artistic ventures that this painting just happened to turn into something that resembles Russell Brand. To someone. Not sure who. Now give me $125.”
September 7, 2012 at 9:53 am
Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me. My God he never blinks…..
September 7, 2012 at 9:57 am
It’s like his terrible jokes follow you around the room wherever you go.
September 7, 2012 at 10:03 am
I think it needs a little more cowbell.
September 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm
Oh, that’s true for just about anything.
September 7, 2012 at 10:04 am
as opposed to russel brand from venezuela.
September 7, 2012 at 10:49 am
He’s WAY funnier.
September 7, 2012 at 10:38 am
Unless I missed it in the other comments – and apologies if I did – am I the only one who sees the mouth as a shaved… um… hoo hoo with teeth? Perhaps a statement on… strong femininity? Or a urinary tract infection? Not sure how the rest of the image fits in. Maybe the eyes represent the emotion woman waiting for a man to focus on sex rather than a real emotional intimate relationship, at which point she is going to emotionally neuter him?
Or maybe it’s just a mouth with lots of teeth.
September 7, 2012 at 10:49 am
I had a similar experience with an art piece I was working on: I started out painting a portrait of Weird Al Yankovic, and it ended up being a precise architectural blueprint of the Pentagon, complete with plumbing and electrical schematics.
September 7, 2012 at 5:46 pm
The thought of that makes me happy.
September 7, 2012 at 11:24 am
Is it me, or is the the anime guy with the beard kinda hot?
September 7, 2012 at 3:14 pm
You’re kinda hot.
September 7, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Of course. It’s Anime Bronc!
September 7, 2012 at 8:53 pm
Ewww. I’d never do the chinstrap.
September 7, 2012 at 4:15 pm
I love Russell Brand, and he does sometimes resemble a bearded lady. But this…this is just a bearded lady. A terrifying, grinning bearded lady who wants to feast on my liver.
September 7, 2012 at 4:46 pm
I dunno… I don’t see any “math” at all. That’s pretty much exactly what Russell Brand looks like in real life.
September 7, 2012 at 5:25 pm
I would rub this piece of art all over my face
September 7, 2012 at 8:12 pm
I changed my mind. I DO want to punch this image of Russel Brand in the face.
September 8, 2012 at 12:21 am
THOSE EYES
September 17, 2012 at 6:28 pm
Why is Gendou Ikari smiling?
September 22, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Russell Brand really needs to find a way to fuck himself. Everyone would be happier.
November 5, 2012 at 3:17 pm
By the way, the price of this “masterpiece” is 300 USD now.