- Submitted by Sarah
Oh, it’s still an abstract.
I’m seeing Michael Jackson via Jack White with a hint of Willy Wonka-style Johnny Depp, personally.
For me it’s Jesus meets Mr. Hat.
Nailed it. That’s perfect.
Jesus hung out for a while with Mr. Hat’s replacement, Mr. Stick.
He was not a fan of Judas Priest, however.
Nor the band Thirty Pieces of Silverchair.
But He WAS my cashier at Trader Joe’s the other day.
Seriously. Jesus H was my cashier. Not like He needed to put a last name on his badge, amirite?
Unfortunately for those around him,he was inordinately fond of the Carpenters.
I totally missed that was supposed to be Russel Brand. I thought it was Jesus with a July 4th top hat.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately went to Michael Jackson.
i thought it was janet jackson?
Russel Brand is such a pretty woman! I love the hat.
I never realized he had so many tiny teeth.
Artist used actual chicklets to render teeth. Probably vintage.
By “vintage”, you mean “six months ago”, right?
Eh, well, they probably don’t change out the chicklet machine at the auto-parts store that often, anyway, do they?
I thought it was a pool floatie – the hat, not the vagina dentata.
I got the female vibe too. Unfortunately my thought was “how did her twat migrate to her face?”
I didn’t think they would let John Wayne Gacy sell his paintings on etsy.
Professor Phineas Jackson, the Inventor ancestor of the musical Jackson family. Father of modern Plastic Surgery.
Is Russell the new face of Wet ‘n Wild lipsticks?
I like the attention to detail, especially the teeth — all 68 of them.
I am intrigued by the little sperms swimming in the whites of his eyes.
Regretsy Math: unfailing and indisputable as always
Those are some purty DSLs he’s got there.
O.M.G! Can’t believe someone else uses the phrase “DSL”. Everyone I know would give me blank looks when I used it. I don’t know why this is exciting and why I’m typing this….
This is just a guess, and I apologize in advance if I’m wrong, but does “DSL” mean “Dick Suckin’ Lips”? I don’t know why that popped into my head, but it did. If not, what does it stand for?
I know why!
Let’s just say I got out of prison early for VERY good behavior.
It does capture the annoying and creepy quality of Russell Brand perfectly.
Whenever I see him on TV, all I can hear is a little yapping dog.
Come to think of it, there’s a bit of that dog in that picture, too.
He’s just like the annoying kid in 3rd grade who isn’t that funny and won’t shut up ever. He seems too eager for attention, in my opinion.
I see the heavy lifting has been done already.
I’d like to see him on Top Gear though.
Fiery, fiery crash on Top Gear…
Don’t DO that to me! I almost screamed out loud in horror at work! So close to being busted for being on the internet…
It’s like staring into the face of the love-child of IT and Michael Jackson.
You’re not fooling anyone just ’cause you haven’t shaved in a week, Katy Perry!
No no no…don’t you see, it’s a disguised gray alien trying to fit in. The shape of the head, the overly-small teeth (what are they, Tic Tacs?)…it all fits.
It could be Slash’s Mom.
What’s really going to keep me up at night is the placement of the moon’s reflection in the other painting on the seller’s page.
You may even notice the craters. Or the fact that the laws of physics don’t apply.
Ye CAN change the laws of physics, Jim.
But ye canna take our frrrrreeeeeedom! Captain.
I definitely see the LaToya now, although I have also been convinced to see Liza Minnelli. Thank you : )
It’s just like a unicorn shitting a rainbow!
And after having watched every episode of Brand X, I think even Russell would be proud, perhaps repulsed, but proud!
“I have so little talent and control of my artistic ventures that this painting just happened to turn into something that resembles Russell Brand. To someone. Not sure who. Now give me $125.”
Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me.Can’t sleep or Russell Brand will eat me. My God he never blinks…..
It’s like his terrible jokes follow you around the room wherever you go.
I think it needs a little more cowbell.
Oh, that’s true for just about anything.
as opposed to russel brand from venezuela.
He’s WAY funnier.
Unless I missed it in the other comments – and apologies if I did – am I the only one who sees the mouth as a shaved… um… hoo hoo with teeth? Perhaps a statement on… strong femininity? Or a urinary tract infection? Not sure how the rest of the image fits in. Maybe the eyes represent the emotion woman waiting for a man to focus on sex rather than a real emotional intimate relationship, at which point she is going to emotionally neuter him?
Or maybe it’s just a mouth with lots of teeth.
I had a similar experience with an art piece I was working on: I started out painting a portrait of Weird Al Yankovic, and it ended up being a precise architectural blueprint of the Pentagon, complete with plumbing and electrical schematics.
The thought of that makes me happy.
Is it me, or is the the anime guy with the beard kinda hot?
You’re kinda hot.
Of course. It’s Anime Bronc!
Ewww. I’d never do the chinstrap.
I love Russell Brand, and he does sometimes resemble a bearded lady. But this…this is just a bearded lady. A terrifying, grinning bearded lady who wants to feast on my liver.
I dunno… I don’t see any “math” at all. That’s pretty much exactly what Russell Brand looks like in real life.
I would rub this piece of art all over my face
I changed my mind. I DO want to punch this image of Russel Brand in the face.
Why is Gendou Ikari smiling?
Russell Brand really needs to find a way to fuck himself. Everyone would be happier.
By the way, the price of this “masterpiece” is 300 USD now.
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