- Submitted by David
- Source (in Japanese)
I let out a nasty fat girl laugh at those last few pictures….
And I thought the Meiji Restoration was a big deal.
mmm…. sacrilicious… *homer drool*
I thought they were making handcrafted vagina sex toys until I got to the last picture…
Me: Huh, I wonder what this is going to be. *scroll scroll* Goatse? *scroll scroll* Weird sushi thing? *scroll, get to end* BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fantastic! I love the source site’s “plan” picture too — they thought this out nicely.
I’m not getting Jesus with a beard so much as Isabella Rosellini with a scarf.
I’m with you, Zippy. That bitch has a serious reputation for garroting people with her scarf.
I-Ro gonna choke a bitch!
Mmmmm that Jesus candy looks tasty.
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Dounno if I want to stick it in my mouf or up Mike Hunt (that smelly a-hole).
Best communion wafers ever.
Reading that sentence damned my soul to eternal torment. Thanks for that.
Wait, wait! We’ll all be following you there.
At least you won’t be alone.
I’ll bring the vanilla vodka. Who’s bringing the mini pizzas beer? Our basket is going to be THE bestest all of them.
mini pizzas AND beer. No, I haven’t started drinking (*hiccups*) already!
666 Lake of Fire Lane. The grill will be hot by the time you get there.
I’ve already put down a deposite on the Extra-Large Group-sized handbasket.
devil’s food cake anyone?
I’ll pull in my asbestos yacht…
Vanilla vodka, pizza, and beer? I dunno, that sounds like a sure-fire recipe for vomit if I ever saw one. Individually they’d be pretty good, but together… eh.
Then again, I used to think Guinness, Doritos, and Marb lights were the best combination ever, so maybe I shouldn’t talk.
Am I the only one who thought that the first photo showed a tube coming out of someone’s stomach emptying the contents onto a conveyor belt?
My mind didn’t quite go in that direction, but it was a definite WTF moment.
I’m not sure if this counts as eating Jesus. Looks more like eating a 5th grade’s drawing of a lady.
I dunno.. the design on the finished candy looks a little too Jewish to me.
When I saw the third photo I thought it was supposed to be bacon.
Keep that Spanish grandm out of the kitchen or the candy will look like Andre the Giant.
THANK YOU. Andre the Giant is who I kept seeing!
I saw the first pic, thought it was a morgue table, and was scared to scroll down.
Needless to say, after scrolling down- I was disappointed.
The translation on the source page is a little rough, but somewhat readable, and it makes me really like these guys. I wonder how much it would cost to commission a bunch of Hellephant candies?
I’d love to taste Hellephant in ramune flavor myself. I commented on the original article w/ mention of your request. We shall see what happens…
I’m in Tokyo and there is a dentist who uses a very Hellephant-esque (pre-ear accident) elephant in his advertisements. I keep on meaning to take a picture to share with the class here, but the point is the idea is already here so they should have no problems turning it into candy.
Oh god, restoration hellephant, anyone?!
(It’s just another one of those moments that have me looking into taking photoshop lessons next month.)
Okay, I’m glad that didn’t go in the direction that I thought it was going. Delicious!
I was confused about why 2 burned hot dogs in one bun were becoming a giant futomaki sushi but I carried on because, Regretsy.
Believe me, I want this on at least a tote.
Seconded… I’m making that my new FB status.
I thought it looked like a tray full of Che Guevara candies. But what I really want is that first slice cut off the end of the roll with the eyes all bugged out!
Natalie Merchant, it looks to me.
It’s like 10,000 Maniacs when all I need is Alanis.
I LOVE THE JAPANESE!!!
NIPPONJIN DAI SUKI! *turns into adorable giant monster, eats Korea*
Oh thank HEAVEN! I’m glad it’s a tribute to the Pie Face Fresco. I was afraid it was supposed to be Snooki!
Oh what I’d give for the motivation to motivate me into fotoshooping that.
Seriously. I want some. Cuz, ya know, you gotta, right?
“Savior-Thins” are the new “Kandy Korn Oreos” and those are next-week-new! Google that shit AAAAAND play with the Star Trek links. Do it now!
I would prefer some of those Oreo flavors that other countries get:
dulce de leche and banana, chocolate and strawberry, green tea, peach and grape!
I was wondering what the rainbow cream filling flavors on the Gay Pride Oreos were but they aren’t real. Plus the Westboro Baptist Church said eating them would give me the gayabetus.
Dulce de leche oreos are FANTASTIC. Grocery Outlet gets them in here once in a blue moon.
Damn it, they’re in Nagoya. If they were in Tokyo I’d go RIGHT NOW.
11 hours later, you’re already on your way back, right?
This passage. Classic snark.
“Having made chunks of candy in each color, it’s time to put together the fine parts while consulting the blueprint. While it may not be entirely intuitive to a lay person’s eye what is going on at this point, THE WHOLE THING WILL BE WHACKED OUT OF BALANCE IF THEY BOTCH THIS CRITICAL STEP.
Ha awesome candy.
and I just found this equally uh… I have no words… work of art
The feathers remained surprisingly intact throughout the years…
I donno. They seem to have done a much better job at making a recognizable Jesus than the restoration lady did.
I’m thinking Caramel Bullseye, mebbe Root Beer?
You are my new favorite handle.
they’re coffee flavour apparently
TAFFY JEEBUS!!!! YUM
I looked at the slices and thought – that’s not a very good Helen. The next picture showed me I was right.
Excuse me for a minute, I’m in love.
That’s pure awesome. I didn’t realize until clicking the link that they were intentionally making the painting.
Monkey Jesus Candy – Proving the Japanese are just as capably of making the jokes as being the butt of them. Take that rest of the world!
If you’d like to try this kind of candy in the US, http://pd.net/ makes it. Youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE6vZgxMGG4
And seeing as some of you mentioned it, they do commissions. No Goatse, though. We already asked, but they’re afraid of alienating corporate clients. I don’t work with/for them, I just love their stuff.
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