- Submitted by Alex
Source: Cute in Korea
I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.
Leave it to the doll. It probably does that, too.
That would be “Two Dolls, One Cup”. Different product.
Oh my effin’ God. I seriously almost wrote the exact.same.thing.
Hesitation is Regretsy suicide.
Regretsy: check yourself = wreck yourself
I did not understand about that shit.
They get it in Korea. I’ve always said the Pillsbury dough boy would fart instead of giggle when poked in the belly
I was wondering when the insomnia-induced hallucinations would kick in today. Now I know.
Oh, Lord. Hold me, Helen.
My husband would apparently be a hot commodity in Korea.
Naw, he’d get into a farting contest at Panmunjom with some North Korean. Who knows what would happen then?
“Make farts – not war”
Is this a companion piece to the book Everybody Poops? And if so, where’s the Everybody Farts book?!?
Ah, forgive me. I spoke before searching… it does exist. Hah!
That would be the compendium to Paula Deen’s cookbook.
Followed by “Everyone’s Left Arm Hurts”.
And “Everyones heart craps out.”
I’ve never read that one, but I did have a book called “The Gas We Pass – The Story of Farts”.
Was it a scratch-and-sniff?
There is also the far less popular “What are farts?: your saying concentrated bad smelling gas comes out of you I would see a doctor about that” The title is of course way shorter in the original 12th Century German
If these came in an 9-year-old-boy-friendly version, they would fly off the shelves.
Just cross out the word “doll” and replace with “action figure”.
all of my goddamned tHUMBS
That thing is going to come at me with a knife… I’m going to close the refrigerator and she is going to be standing there. She is going to fart, laugh chillingly with sweetness, and start chasing me. I’ll die probably in the bathroom.
I’ve always believed I would die of something embarrassing and probably butt-related. That would definitely cover it.
What’s the deal with the smiley piece of shit in the toilet?
Girl poo doesn’t smell and smiles pretty. Everyone knows.
Depends on what you eat. After a night of taco bell and cheap beer, it’s not so much a smiley face staring back at me as it is the devil’s face.
I wouldn’t know. When I buy Taco Bell I just throw it right in the toilet to save myself the aggravation of digesting it.
I hope you’re flushing it down their toilet and not taking it home first, otherwise you’re wasting gas. No, the other kind of gas.
You mean, you’re eliminating the middle man?
It may be hard to believe, but you guys may be too classy for this kind of chit. It’s a toss-up as to which Far East country has more poo and fart jokes, but Korea may have the edge. Cartoons and TV commercials abound with ‘em. The US may have Mr. Hanky the Xmas Poo, but he was preceded by years in Japan by a kids TV cartoon where a poo would occasionally rise out of the toilet and make stupid pronouncements.
JC Penney needs to add this line. Only SO I can watch One Million Moms campaign against it.
(and hey, where’s the boy version? 2 yr old grandson NEEDS this for Christmas!)
Who needs a boy version? My boys think its 10 times funnier if I let a little gas out since I’m a girl
Just make the doll kiss a walrus (http://mommyish.com/stuff/one-million-moms-sexy-walrus-343/) and we can sit back and listen to One Million heads explode.
Walri are the man-whores of the sea.
Skittles could have just cgi’d some Wilford Brimley in there and saved themselves alot of hassle.
He might have even done it for less than CG! Man’s gotta eat! (He isn’t dead, is he?)
That is one hot walrus.
I’m sure that some creative soul on Etsy (or Regretsy) can come up with some gender-neutral clothing. Put that on the doll, cut its hair, name it Berry, and you’ve got yourself a boy!
So she farts every time she eats cereal. Lactose intolerant, gluten allergy, or irritable bowel syndrome? Discuss.
Activia product tie-in.
You read it here first.
I thought I recognized the dulcet tones of Jamie Lee Curtis’ voice…
dentata, you nailed the horses, so here are my zebras.
temporary lactose intolerance secondary to enteritis (brush border is sloughed off), bacterial food poisoning, biliary stasis, pancreatic insufficiency (an age-appropriate cause will be cystic fibrosis), side effects of drugs to treat diabetes such as acarbose and miglitol, shift in normal flora secondary to prolonged use of antibiotics such as ampicillin and amoxicilin (e.g. C. difficile colitis)
Strangely, when I do it, it’s not as cute.
Jesus, I just played this and my 4 year old came running over. “Maybe I can have that for Christmas mommy!”. Yeah..maybe.
My 9 year old thought it was hilarious
LOL! kids are hilarious XD
It scared the hell out of the Siamese cat sleeping in my lap. Well he was until that freakish music started.
I’m sorry, little doll, but I’M the Fart Master, thank you.
That does it. If there’s another Korean war I’m siding with the insane dictator. Less mind-fuckery.
Fart Master should *definitely* be added to the list for Sailor Trouble.
Sailor Moon vs The Fart Master anime. If there isn’t – there should be!!
I cringe within the depths of what passes for my soul, a cold certainty creeping over me that yes, I *will* see some dipshit cosplaying this doll by the end of 2013.
Let’s hope the Mayan calendar conspiracy whack-jobs are right, after all.
You mean the Mayan conspiracy theory that the corn crop will come much later this year? I’m not sure I buy that one, either.
I don’t think I can fully digest the addition of corn to this product
It all makes sense now North Korean spies bought the formulas for the fake baby formula off Etsy and reverse engineered this to profit off their ill gotten gains… Or they tried to feed it to their starving people and all it dd was give them gas…
Ahaha, I saw this on miss kika’s blog too. Koreans LOVE poop, so much XD it’s insane
I’m not so sure I’d want to be part of a group that’s known for “loving poop”.
Although I’m unfortunately lumped-in with a group that loves guns and war, so I guess poop doesn’t look quite so bad. Maybe I’ll turn Korean after all.
“you really think so”
oh wait that’s turning Japanese – never mind
You may be a member of the wrong blog then
I meant “Americans”, in the sense that we’re all lumped in to this group that is recognized by the dumbest, loudest voices.
p.s.- USA #1!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!
Oh look! It’s a ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ doll!
Not B, P.
Well, there goes my witty, original comment. FML
I don’t get it. Eating food off of a used embalming tray is fun-good-times, but a farting baby doll and a smiley poop toilet is vomit-inducing? please help me, I’m trying to learn
ps. my boys had corn last night for dinner. THAT is fun-good-times
I’ll buy one right this second if you can guarantee me that the farts come out coloured like that. I’ve got some Keith Boadwee-inspired Etsy magic that I’d like to have in the store in time for Chritmas.
What is that on the front of the toilet? A parking meter?
Believe it’s a deflector for boys. Either that, or they tie kids in with toilet paper to keep them from falling off the throne.
If it’s a Korean doll, why does it look like a white girl? Wouldn’t little Korean girls prefer dolls that look like them?
It’s funnier when a ginger farts?
It looks like them.
Pale face: Sun is illegal in either country. You should always be inside in an underground bunker working for the conglomerate that owns you/Our Glorious Leader.
Red hair: There’s probably only 3 old grannies in Korea that don’t have henna rinses. The reason is usually either “It’s MY color” or “I want to be different”.
Round eyes: Seems to be the fashion trend and we’re talking really round cartoon eyes.
And if it’s for little kids that doesn’t necessarily follow. My black and Asian barbies were my favorites when I was a wee fat jealous larva, and I’m white as a catfish belly.
ME TOO. My black barbie had smooth hard plastic limbs, though, whereas white barbie had the weird rubbery stuff. my cat loved to eat rubbery barbie. Smooth barbie remained flawless. She was obviously superior. She got to wear the beautiful dresses my grandma knitted. rubberygirls wore the stuff they came with. Rubberygirls also got new hairstyles and colors from me. I loved my black barbie just the way she was.
This reminds me of that Wettin’ Whizzer Dalmatian toy from the late 90′s/early 00′s (I can’t remember the date specifically). My little sister wanted one so badly for Christmas, my parents were dead set against getting her a plush dog whose only purpose was to piss itself.
god it creeps me out how she strokes the toilet handle down.
Didn’t the US have this in the ’80s? I remember a doll that had the same accessories as that commercial. I think it was called Oopsie Poopsie? …But that could have just been the nickname we gave it. I know Baby Alive was a doll that actually required diaper changes, though–give me a farting doll any day over that nightmare.
Baby Alive Learns To Potty, according to Wikipedia.
Baby Uh Oh also had diapers to change.
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