Kong Suni Fart Master Baby Doll
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September 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm
I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.
September 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Leave it to the doll. It probably does that, too.
September 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm
That would be “Two Dolls, One Cup”. Different product.
September 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Oh my effin’ God. I seriously almost wrote the exact.same.thing.
September 6, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Hesitation is Regretsy suicide.
September 6, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Regretsy: check yourself = wreck yourself
September 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm
I did not understand about that shit.
September 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Precisely.
September 7, 2012 at 2:15 pm
They get it in Korea. I’ve always said the Pillsbury dough boy would fart instead of giggle when poked in the belly
September 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm
I was wondering when the insomnia-induced hallucinations would kick in today. Now I know.
September 6, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Oh, Lord. Hold me, Helen.
September 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm
My husband would apparently be a hot commodity in Korea.
September 6, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Naw, he’d get into a farting contest at Panmunjom with some North Korean. Who knows what would happen then?
September 7, 2012 at 2:10 pm
“Make farts – not war”
September 6, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Is this a companion piece to the book Everybody Poops? And if so, where’s the Everybody Farts book?!?
September 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Ah, forgive me. I spoke before searching… it does exist. Hah!
September 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm
That would be the compendium to Paula Deen’s cookbook.
Followed by “Everyone’s Left Arm Hurts”.
September 6, 2012 at 5:36 pm
And “Everyones heart craps out.”
September 6, 2012 at 2:52 pm
I’ve never read that one, but I did have a book called “The Gas We Pass – The Story of Farts”.
September 6, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Was it a scratch-and-sniff?
September 6, 2012 at 2:56 pm
There is also the far less popular “What are farts?: your saying concentrated bad smelling gas comes out of you I would see a doctor about that” The title is of course way shorter in the original 12th Century German
September 6, 2012 at 7:30 pm
Of course.
September 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm
If these came in an 9-year-old-boy-friendly version, they would fly off the shelves.
September 6, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Just cross out the word “doll” and replace with “action figure”.
September 6, 2012 at 3:18 pm
all of my goddamned tHUMBS
September 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm
That thing is going to come at me with a knife… I’m going to close the refrigerator and she is going to be standing there. She is going to fart, laugh chillingly with sweetness, and start chasing me. I’ll die probably in the bathroom.
September 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm
I’ve always believed I would die of something embarrassing and probably butt-related. That would definitely cover it.
September 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm
What’s the deal with the smiley piece of shit in the toilet?
September 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Girl poo doesn’t smell and smiles pretty. Everyone knows.
September 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Depends on what you eat. After a night of taco bell and cheap beer, it’s not so much a smiley face staring back at me as it is the devil’s face.
September 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm
I wouldn’t know. When I buy Taco Bell I just throw it right in the toilet to save myself the aggravation of digesting it.
September 6, 2012 at 2:51 pm
I hope you’re flushing it down their toilet and not taking it home first, otherwise you’re wasting gas. No, the other kind of gas.
September 6, 2012 at 7:53 pm
You mean, you’re eliminating the middle man?
September 6, 2012 at 4:11 pm
It may be hard to believe, but you guys may be too classy for this kind of chit. It’s a toss-up as to which Far East country has more poo and fart jokes, but Korea may have the edge. Cartoons and TV commercials abound with ‘em. The US may have Mr. Hanky the Xmas Poo, but he was preceded by years in Japan by a kids TV cartoon where a poo would occasionally rise out of the toilet and make stupid pronouncements.
September 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm
JC Penney needs to add this line. Only SO I can watch One Million Moms campaign against it.
(and hey, where’s the boy version? 2 yr old grandson NEEDS this for Christmas!)
September 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Who needs a boy version? My boys think its 10 times funnier if I let a little gas out since I’m a girl
September 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Just make the doll kiss a walrus (http://mommyish.com/stuff/one-million-moms-sexy-walrus-343/) and we can sit back and listen to One Million heads explode.
September 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Walri are the man-whores of the sea.
September 6, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Skittles could have just cgi’d some Wilford Brimley in there and saved themselves alot of hassle.
September 6, 2012 at 6:57 pm
He might have even done it for less than CG! Man’s gotta eat! (He isn’t dead, is he?)
September 6, 2012 at 8:54 pm
That is one hot walrus.
September 7, 2012 at 12:02 pm
I’m sure that some creative soul on Etsy (or Regretsy) can come up with some gender-neutral clothing. Put that on the doll, cut its hair, name it Berry, and you’ve got yourself a boy!
September 6, 2012 at 1:52 pm
So she farts every time she eats cereal. Lactose intolerant, gluten allergy, or irritable bowel syndrome? Discuss.
September 6, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Activia product tie-in.
You read it here first.
September 6, 2012 at 2:49 pm
I thought I recognized the dulcet tones of Jamie Lee Curtis’ voice…
September 6, 2012 at 6:42 pm
dentata, you nailed the horses, so here are my zebras.
temporary lactose intolerance secondary to enteritis (brush border is sloughed off), bacterial food poisoning, biliary stasis, pancreatic insufficiency (an age-appropriate cause will be cystic fibrosis), side effects of drugs to treat diabetes such as acarbose and miglitol, shift in normal flora secondary to prolonged use of antibiotics such as ampicillin and amoxicilin (e.g. C. difficile colitis)
September 6, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Strangely, when I do it, it’s not as cute.
September 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm
Jesus, I just played this and my 4 year old came running over. “Maybe I can have that for Christmas mommy!”. Yeah..maybe.
September 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm
My 9 year old thought it was hilarious
September 6, 2012 at 3:17 pm
LOL! kids are hilarious XD
September 6, 2012 at 5:41 pm
It scared the hell out of the Siamese cat sleeping in my lap. Well he was until that freakish music started.
September 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm
I’m sorry, little doll, but I’M the Fart Master, thank you.
September 6, 2012 at 2:11 pm
That does it. If there’s another Korean war I’m siding with the insane dictator. Less mind-fuckery.
September 6, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Fart Master should *definitely* be added to the list for Sailor Trouble.
September 7, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Sailor Moon vs The Fart Master anime. If there isn’t – there should be!!
September 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm
I cringe within the depths of what passes for my soul, a cold certainty creeping over me that yes, I *will* see some dipshit cosplaying this doll by the end of 2013.
Let’s hope the Mayan calendar conspiracy whack-jobs are right, after all.
September 6, 2012 at 2:24 pm
You mean the Mayan conspiracy theory that the corn crop will come much later this year? I’m not sure I buy that one, either.
September 7, 2012 at 2:29 pm
I don’t think I can fully digest the addition of corn to this product
September 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm
It all makes sense now North Korean spies bought the formulas for the fake baby formula off Etsy and reverse engineered this to profit off their ill gotten gains… Or they tried to feed it to their starving people and all it dd was give them gas…
September 6, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Ahaha, I saw this on miss kika’s blog too. Koreans LOVE poop, so much XD it’s insane
September 6, 2012 at 2:45 pm
I’m not so sure I’d want to be part of a group that’s known for “loving poop”.
September 6, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Although I’m unfortunately lumped-in with a group that loves guns and war, so I guess poop doesn’t look quite so bad. Maybe I’ll turn Korean after all.
September 6, 2012 at 2:55 pm
Republicans?
September 7, 2012 at 2:30 pm
“you really think so”
oh wait that’s turning Japanese – never mind
September 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm
You may be a member of the wrong blog then
September 6, 2012 at 5:08 pm
I meant “Americans”, in the sense that we’re all lumped in to this group that is recognized by the dumbest, loudest voices.
p.s.- USA #1!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!
September 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Oh look! It’s a ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ doll!
September 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Not B, P.
September 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Or D.
September 6, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Well, there goes my witty, original comment. FML
September 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm
I don’t get it. Eating food off of a used embalming tray is fun-good-times, but a farting baby doll and a smiley poop toilet is vomit-inducing? please help me, I’m trying to learn
ps. my boys had corn last night for dinner. THAT is fun-good-times
September 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm
I’ll buy one right this second if you can guarantee me that the farts come out coloured like that. I’ve got some Keith Boadwee-inspired Etsy magic that I’d like to have in the store in time for Chritmas.
September 6, 2012 at 3:16 pm
September 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm
What is that on the front of the toilet? A parking meter?
September 6, 2012 at 3:26 pm
A receipt?
September 6, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Believe it’s a deflector for boys. Either that, or they tie kids in with toilet paper to keep them from falling off the throne.
September 6, 2012 at 5:09 pm
Joystick.
September 6, 2012 at 5:46 pm
Microphone.
September 6, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Pee-kachu?
September 6, 2012 at 7:56 pm
Modesty panel?
September 6, 2012 at 8:59 pm
Pixi-Pedobear® camera.
September 6, 2012 at 3:34 pm
If it’s a Korean doll, why does it look like a white girl? Wouldn’t little Korean girls prefer dolls that look like them?
September 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm
It’s funnier when a ginger farts?
September 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm
It looks like them.
Pale face: Sun is illegal in either country. You should always be inside in an underground bunker working for the conglomerate that owns you/Our Glorious Leader.
Red hair: There’s probably only 3 old grannies in Korea that don’t have henna rinses. The reason is usually either “It’s MY color” or “I want to be different”.
Round eyes: Seems to be the fashion trend and we’re talking really round cartoon eyes.
September 9, 2012 at 9:18 am
And if it’s for little kids that doesn’t necessarily follow. My black and Asian barbies were my favorites when I was a wee fat jealous larva, and I’m white as a catfish belly.
September 16, 2012 at 5:54 pm
ME TOO. My black barbie had smooth hard plastic limbs, though, whereas white barbie had the weird rubbery stuff. my cat loved to eat rubbery barbie. Smooth barbie remained flawless. She was obviously superior. She got to wear the beautiful dresses my grandma knitted. rubberygirls wore the stuff they came with. Rubberygirls also got new hairstyles and colors from me. I loved my black barbie just the way she was.
September 6, 2012 at 4:01 pm
This reminds me of that Wettin’ Whizzer Dalmatian toy from the late 90′s/early 00′s (I can’t remember the date specifically). My little sister wanted one so badly for Christmas, my parents were dead set against getting her a plush dog whose only purpose was to piss itself.
September 6, 2012 at 5:41 pm
i remember.
September 6, 2012 at 5:41 pm
god it creeps me out how she strokes the toilet handle down.
September 7, 2012 at 9:52 pm
Didn’t the US have this in the ’80s? I remember a doll that had the same accessories as that commercial. I think it was called Oopsie Poopsie? …But that could have just been the nickname we gave it. I know Baby Alive was a doll that actually required diaper changes, though–give me a farting doll any day over that nightmare.
September 9, 2012 at 9:20 am
Baby Alive Learns To Potty, according to Wikipedia.
Baby Uh Oh also had diapers to change.