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Hot Wings

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191 comments on Hot Wings

  1. WotV
    September 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Didn’t Natalie Portman wear that in Black Swan?

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    • WotV
      September 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

      See?

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    • Zippy
      September 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

      I think the one on Tebow IS Natalie Portman.

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      • Glasgow
        September 6, 2012 at 5:28 pm

        Llooks like she has a big bird poopie on her head.

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  2. aliceblue
    September 6, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Love the boardroom version – I would so stay awake at meeting if everyone looked that ridiculous.

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    • LeeLooDallas
      September 6, 2012 at 3:49 pm

      Or, pretend you have avian flu and get sent home.
      Day off!

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  3. thecreightonberyl
    September 6, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    My hair looked JUST like that in the 80s.

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  4. Zippy
    September 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    I think your “fox” laid an “egg”.

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  5. TooManyCookbooks
    September 6, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Even the poor model is thinking ‘Are you shitting me?’

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  6. Mel V.
    September 6, 2012 at 3:18 pm

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    • aliceblue
      September 6, 2012 at 7:43 pm

      Knew that he was featherbrained; now I have proof.

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  7. PurplePlatypus
    September 6, 2012 at 3:22 pm

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  8. manybellsdown
    September 6, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    If you’re the love child of Thor and Hawkman, maybe.

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    • PurplePlatypus
      September 6, 2012 at 3:26 pm

      I sure hope there isn’t a limit on submissions.

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      • tralfaz
        September 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm

        No problemo! They had a big sale on brain bleach and I stocked up.

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      • Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
        September 6, 2012 at 6:17 pm

        DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!

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      • Stretch65
        September 7, 2012 at 10:39 am

        Joel McHale has deemed Honey Boo Boos mom “the Thumb” because like chat stew her neck is “so meaty”

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      • NerdGasm
        September 7, 2012 at 5:31 pm

        gosh that compliments her three chins

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  9. PaganChick
    September 6, 2012 at 3:26 pm

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    • SkullsNDogbones
      September 6, 2012 at 4:33 pm

      Love it! Of course, that dude looks nutty enough without the headdress.

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    • Kyasarin
      September 6, 2012 at 5:29 pm

      He’s convinced aliens did it.

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      • PaganChick
        September 6, 2012 at 6:07 pm

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        • Agent_of_Chaos
          September 7, 2012 at 5:50 pm

          That is my very favorite comedy show. My friends tell me it is not supposed to be funny. I refuse to believe them. It is the funniest thing on tv.

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    • Linden
      September 6, 2012 at 5:39 pm

      That looks less weird than his “normal” hair.

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      • Steampunk Octopus
        September 6, 2012 at 7:54 pm

        I was about to say the same thing. (It pays to read all the comments first.)

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  10. curious3d
    September 6, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    It is stunning with formal wear.

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  11. Mel V.
    September 6, 2012 at 3:26 pm

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  12. tralfaz
    September 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    Kahn!! K-A-A-A-A-A-HN!!!!!

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  13. curious3d
    September 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm

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  14. FuzzyHeroics
    September 6, 2012 at 3:29 pm

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    • tralfaz
      September 6, 2012 at 4:44 pm

      A man and his hen’s got to know his limitations.

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  15. curious3d
    September 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    3rd time’s a miracle!

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    • AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
      September 7, 2012 at 7:43 pm

      I’ve always thought he was a pretty bird brained pope.

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  16. PaganChick
    September 6, 2012 at 3:33 pm

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  17. katfud
    September 6, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    I know a guy at work that would wear this.

    At least, until someone’s office doggie snatches it from his head.

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  18. Elysapeth
    September 6, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Am I the only one wondering what a bunch of chicken feathers has to do with a fox in the snow?

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    • LeeLooDallas
      September 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm

      The fox ate al fresco.

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  19. tracibub
    September 6, 2012 at 3:54 pm

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  20. stealth_homesteader
    September 6, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  21. HaloSoap
    September 6, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    OMFG YOU GUYS I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND’S BROTHER

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    • HermitTheFrog
      September 6, 2012 at 4:38 pm

      Who, Petja?

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    • 6eisha
      September 6, 2012 at 5:06 pm

      He looks less like a “sad etsy boyfriend” and more like the “thinks he’s getting laid tonight” category ;)

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      • lettucego
        September 7, 2012 at 9:37 am

        Your boyfriend must be SUCH A FOX.

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  22. Corvidae
    September 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm
    • tracibub
      September 6, 2012 at 4:05 pm

      Not the best pic in the world, but I have to get to my daughter’s Girl Scout meeting. :)

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  23. belkatte
    September 6, 2012 at 4:02 pm

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  24. SporkTastic
    September 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  25. lemon_bombs
    September 6, 2012 at 4:16 pm

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  26. lazarus
    September 6, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Somebody put one on April.

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  27. Cockamamie Jamie
    September 6, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Fabio when hit by a goose on rollercoaster (actually happened) and I finally found the offending bird! TY Regretsy!

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    • Zippy
      September 6, 2012 at 6:38 pm

      I recalled this caused quite a flap.

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    • Stretch65
      September 7, 2012 at 2:05 pm

      This is not the kind of goosing Fabio was used to

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  28. emilyrocks
    September 6, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    I wish I had photoshop or something like it. Donald Trump needs one of these.

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    • curious3d
      September 6, 2012 at 4:39 pm

      Gimp. Free. Download it and get crackin’.

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    • aliceblue
      September 6, 2012 at 6:01 pm

      I thought he already had one?

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      • aliceblue
        September 6, 2012 at 7:53 pm

        A thumb-down? Trump follows Regretsy – who knew?

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        • Zippy
          September 6, 2012 at 8:14 pm

          He doesn’t know which country Regretsy was born in. Evidence points to Finland.

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          • aliceblue
            September 6, 2012 at 8:45 pm

            Can we see the birth certificate?

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  29. Motherfructose
    September 6, 2012 at 4:39 pm

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  30. Cockamamie Jamie
    September 6, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    A bit off, I just learned how to do this! TY Regretsy!

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  31. Trickster
    September 6, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    I dunno, it looks rather natural on Owloysius.

    …er, wait.

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  32. Kitchen Bish
    September 6, 2012 at 5:01 pm


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    • TheLegwarmerCrusader
      September 6, 2012 at 5:29 pm

      Ugh, thanks to Penn and Teller, anything having to do with Peta makes me shudder. But this makes me smile goofily too, so now I’m conflicted.

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    • Cockamamie Jamie
      September 6, 2012 at 8:50 pm

      Wish you had done the pug as well!!!

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    • Postmenopaws â„¢
      September 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm

      But…I would wear my cats. And I have threatened to on many occasions.

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      • BirdPie
        September 6, 2012 at 10:17 pm

        Same here. I love my pets, but once they’re dead, those bits are up for grabs. They can wear my skin too, if they like.

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        • docleather
          September 7, 2012 at 3:17 pm

          My dog’s small enough to wear as a stole over my shoulders.. she loves it!

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  33. 6eisha
    September 6, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    God, the shop is actually called ShopDEADBIRD.

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  34. Kitchen Bish
    September 6, 2012 at 5:20 pm


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    • Trickster
      September 6, 2012 at 7:38 pm

      Wow. That Paula Deen ‘shop is perfect.

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      • Zippy
        September 6, 2012 at 8:15 pm

        At least she’s using all of the bird.

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        • Zippy
          September 6, 2012 at 8:16 pm

          Yes, yes, yes – including the pecker.

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      • Trickster
        September 6, 2012 at 8:38 pm

        Okay, for the record, I posted this BEFORE the Paula Deen picture had been photoshopped at all. A while ago it was just a picture of Paula Deen. And her hair.

        AND IT WAS FUNNIER THAT WAY CHRISTFUCKIT

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      • Postmenopaws â„¢
        September 6, 2012 at 9:32 pm

        Paula Deen looks ‘shopped anyway. I mean, her real face looks like it was copied and pasted from other (younger, possibly foam-rubber) faces. She scares the livin’ shit outta me.

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        • Postmenopaws â„¢
          September 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

          Having said that… If I had her money, I’d get teeth just like hers.

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    • Kyasarin
      September 6, 2012 at 11:04 pm

      It actually improves The Donald’s appearance. Marginally.

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  35. aliceblue
    September 6, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    I may have forgotten how to put in links so please excuse if this Fs up.

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  36. Mel V.
    September 6, 2012 at 5:49 pm

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  37. aliceblue
    September 6, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    Is it just me or does he look better this way?

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  38. aliceblue
    September 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    It’s a crying shame

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    • docleather
      September 7, 2012 at 3:20 pm

      getting ready for tragicrafting early, I see.

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  39. aliceblue
    September 6, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    This is addictive

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  40. NomDeNumb
    September 6, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    Does anyone else remember that show from the mid 80′s about the Hawkmen? They had wings etc but it wasn’t animated. Man it’s driving me nuts (not a long trip) because I can’t remember the name of the show. Anyone?

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    • PaganChick
      September 7, 2012 at 7:08 am

      Are you referring to this guy, from Buck Rogers?

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      • NomDeNumb
        September 7, 2012 at 8:40 pm

        No but good guess – thanks. And I did watch Buck Rogers. Maybe it was from the 70′s. I spent 30 minutes searching online last night (just hand me my FJL time waster award).

        They had actual wings (not animated though). I will continue the hunt…

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    • wrock72
      September 7, 2012 at 9:07 pm
    • aroseisarose
      September 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

      THE PHOENIX!!! Early 80s, and maybe we were the only two people who watched it? -_-;;

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      • aroseisarose
        September 17, 2012 at 4:41 pm

        Shit, maybe not. It doesn’t look like he had wings. >_<

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  41. Motherfructose
    September 6, 2012 at 7:08 pm

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  42. realitycheque
    September 6, 2012 at 7:11 pm

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  43. ScaryyMary
    September 6, 2012 at 7:13 pm

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  44. aliceblue
    September 6, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    Hobos use ALL parts of the duck.

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  45. shawty
    September 6, 2012 at 7:58 pm


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  46. mickster
    September 6, 2012 at 8:05 pm

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    • SYD69
      September 6, 2012 at 8:11 pm

      oh man, had to go and mess with the Man! lol

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      • mickster
        September 6, 2012 at 8:31 pm

        After that Republican Convention speech, he moved into “fair game” territory.

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  47. SYD69
    September 6, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    I think Im responsible for turning all you Fjl’s onto to tis shop when I showed you this one in the forums:
    http://forums.regretsy.com/topic.php?id=32593

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  48. sensoria
    September 6, 2012 at 8:45 pm

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  49. aliceblue
    September 6, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Must….get…this…alien..off..my..head.

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    • Zippy
      September 6, 2012 at 9:08 pm

      I..Am…KIIIIIIIIROC!!!!

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  50. tracibub
    September 6, 2012 at 9:11 pm

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    • aroseisarose
      September 17, 2012 at 4:46 pm

      Wherefore art thou, Dror? *Sigh

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  51. Cockamamie Jamie
    September 6, 2012 at 9:12 pm

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    • kat-grrl
      September 6, 2012 at 11:15 pm

      My hippie pit hair is not nearly this colorful dammit!

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    • 6eisha
      September 7, 2012 at 8:25 am

      I love how this feather is now going to used for covering body parts not to be seen although their owners wants to show them to us.

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  52. knitibranch
    September 6, 2012 at 10:11 pm

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    • Postmenopaws â„¢
      September 6, 2012 at 11:07 pm

      OH MY GOD! Now I’m going to lose ANOTHER week of sleep!!!

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      • kat-grrl
        September 6, 2012 at 11:16 pm

        Who or what is that????

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        • aliceblue
          September 7, 2012 at 12:00 am

          Mrs. Stallone famed spawner of illiterate actors and rumpologist to the stars. (not kidding)

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      • aliceblue
        September 6, 2012 at 11:59 pm

        Her face actually make that thing look better. She must have just been reading a really bad rump.

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  53. rapana1
    September 6, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    What, none on Captain Picard yet? COME ON GUISE

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  54. kat-grrl
    September 6, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    I’m allergic to feathers so this would kill me….which would be a much deserved death if I chose to purchase/wear this.

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  55. Barnwoodnymph
    September 6, 2012 at 11:42 pm

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  56. bass ackwards
    September 7, 2012 at 12:23 am

    Bowies was better:

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    • aroseisarose
      September 17, 2012 at 4:47 pm

      LMAO! No ‘Shop necessary! XD

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  57. knitibranch
    September 7, 2012 at 12:26 am

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    • aroseisarose
      September 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm

      YO, DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKED FOXES SO I PUT A FOX ON YOUR FOX (Oh, wait, no I didn’t! I put a bird on it! *head explodes)

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  58. Kittycopter
    September 7, 2012 at 1:34 am

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    • aroseisarose
      September 17, 2012 at 4:53 pm

      I have a serious love/hate relationship with the Kittycopter. -_-;; Nice screen name, though!

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  59. Menopausalmaniac
    September 7, 2012 at 4:22 am

    Would this be considered a ‘French Tickler’??

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  60. cafespresso
    September 7, 2012 at 4:52 am

    Make it so:

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    • mingamonga
      September 7, 2012 at 8:01 pm

      He makes that shit look HOT, though!

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      • aroseisarose
        September 17, 2012 at 4:53 pm

        Seconded!

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  61. cafespresso
    September 7, 2012 at 5:04 am

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    • aroseisarose
      September 17, 2012 at 5:13 pm

      Once again, no ‘Shop necess-wait, what? o_0 (See also: Patti LaBelle)

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  62. curious3d
    September 7, 2012 at 6:14 am

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  63. G Val is Quiet Serious
    September 7, 2012 at 6:28 am

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  64. almadison
    September 7, 2012 at 6:44 am

    Did anyone click through to the Etsy page? She is selling a lot of crazy head pieces ripe for photoshopping!

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  65. Holytape
    September 7, 2012 at 7:05 am


    I don’t understand what is so funny.

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  66. kzgz
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Could Rush look any better? Maybe with his cigar. But this is formal attire.

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  67. menckenismyhomeboy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:35 am

    I’d shoot him too.

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    • 6eisha
      September 7, 2012 at 9:57 am

      You are level 7 cat!

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    • 6eisha
      September 7, 2012 at 10:03 am

      Also. I didn’t know this Mencken guy. Saying thank you sounds like too poor an expression of gratitude.

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    • aroseisarose
      September 17, 2012 at 5:15 pm

      It was a mercy killing. Also thumbs-up for your screen name!

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  68. navaira
    September 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

    I originally posted those in the “Side” image comments, because my brain is made of marshmallows. ‘Apols’

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  69. rtgilly
    September 7, 2012 at 10:13 am

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    • BrooklynK
      September 7, 2012 at 12:27 pm

      Hey, why no tragiccrafting for old Phyllis? I was really looking forward to that.

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    • aroseisarose
      September 17, 2012 at 5:16 pm

      TOO SOON (Actually, it is perfect. XD)

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  70. pluto1
    September 7, 2012 at 11:30 am

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  71. tracibub
    September 7, 2012 at 2:39 pm

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  72. Agent_of_Chaos
    September 7, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    Isn’t that what She-Ra actually wore on her head?

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  73. crainny
    September 7, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    Howizzat?

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    • aroseisarose
      September 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm

      They make this look GOOD. (Oh, wait, no they don’t.)

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  74. sleepdeprived1
    September 8, 2012 at 8:06 am

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  75. banished
    September 8, 2012 at 8:41 am

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  76. dragonmum saw what you did there!
    September 8, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    I love these comments SO hard!!!The artistry inspired by one silly feather hat-thing almost makes my head asplode. Kudos to our photo-altering sistern n brethern!!

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  77. Motherfructose
    September 9, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Better late than never

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    • aroseisarose
      September 17, 2012 at 5:20 pm

      Still creepy, but it kinda works somehow.

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  78. amurana
    September 16, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    after looking at all the brilliant ‘shops I have to say I agree with the original statement that the headdress does, in fact, look good with any outfit. I kindof love the damn thing. I’d even buy it if it was only like $15. Maybe even $20. I’d print out everyones photos and make a coffee table book to go with it so when people came over and saw the feathermess on my hat shelf I can explain myself.

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