Am I decoding this right as “Oh my God, predator claws”? Don’t make it so hard on us phonetically challenged FJLs … English is roughly my fourth language, but memespeak isn’t even on my list.
Definitely more fun. Black olives are good too, especially at Thanksgiving. All the better to make creepy claws for the crazy relatives. Hmmmm, maybe the original post would be fun, after all.
Have you ever lit a Bugle on fire?
Go ahead – try it – the flame color is, um, interesting and probably not something that should be produced by, um, food
(in a safe place with all proper suppression systems available – no one wants to get sued)
Well, for halloween, maybe, but I still see a disporportionate injury-to-cool ratio. The only way to look cooler and be more injured would involve setting yourself on fire.
For the kink. But there are much better versions available for less, even with the pervy fee included but without the risk of potential infections. I’ve, uhm, heard.
Me too…and yet I keep buying “as sen on tv” stuff…..the useless pasta cooker, the weird and slightly alien egg cooker, Nads (so wrong on so many levels and hurts like m-effin hell to use), I could go on but I’ll spare you.
I can proudly say, however, that I’ve never bought a Ron Popeil item!
These look intensely uncomfortable, I must say. Now, if you wanted a costume accessory that would hold up AFTER you’d broken all of your fingers in the traditional Halloween barfight, well, do we have something for you!
It was a simple lack of judgement, a simple forgotten action…. poor baby Annabelle was crying. It was Grandma Nanna’s natural reaction to try to pick her up and comfort her. If only Nanna had remembered that she was wearing her ten piece bass predator claw ring set…. .
You loved “The Piano” but some of you prefer stories set in the modern day. You love action films but some prefer realism over pure fantasy . Now coming soon to a theater near you, one film to bind them all:
“The Piano vs. Predator vs. Alien vs. the Hobbits” in 3D!!
September 2, 2012 at 4:37 pm
I was wondering where all my fucking butter knifes went!
September 2, 2012 at 4:37 pm
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September 3, 2012 at 2:10 am
Am I decoding this right as “Oh my God, predator claws”? Don’t make it so hard on us phonetically challenged FJLs … English is roughly my fourth language, but memespeak isn’t even on my list.
September 2, 2012 at 4:38 pm
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September 2, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Everybody’s into the Avengers now. Whatcha gonna do?
September 2, 2012 at 6:42 pm
God-dammed G**gle redirects.
September 2, 2012 at 9:22 pm
Yeah, fuck them. I remember when you used to be cool, internet.
September 2, 2012 at 4:39 pm
I need to get one of these to replace my missing finger.
September 2, 2012 at 4:43 pm
I think we used to do this as kids, with foil from the kitchen.
September 2, 2012 at 4:58 pm
I used to do with with Bugles and then eat them. Much more fun.
September 2, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Mmm, Bugles!
September 2, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Always save one Bugle to be the Doomsday Machine from Star Trek.
September 2, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Definitely more fun. Black olives are good too, especially at Thanksgiving. All the better to make creepy claws for the crazy relatives. Hmmmm, maybe the original post would be fun, after all.
September 2, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Have you ever lit a Bugle on fire?
Go ahead – try it – the flame color is, um, interesting and probably not something that should be produced by, um, food
(in a safe place with all proper suppression systems available – no one wants to get sued)
September 2, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Bugles – made of solid neutronium!
September 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Or I could go to the store and buy a bag of Bugles…
September 2, 2012 at 5:00 pm
This would make a great storyline for CSI. Etsy – your new handmade weaponry warehouse!
September 2, 2012 at 5:01 pm
I think it would be fun to eat olives off of them.
September 2, 2012 at 6:11 pm
Tricky to hold the Martini glass though.
September 2, 2012 at 10:22 pm
I’d be afraid to wear them while drinking. A few drinks, a trip to the bathroom while drunk and I can foresee a tragic private parts accident.
September 3, 2012 at 8:59 am
but you’d always be ready to spread butter on your bread
September 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm
Poor Edwina Knifehands never enjoyed the same amount of fame as her older brother.
September 2, 2012 at 6:39 pm
If only there had been a Benihana in that town…
September 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm
If you forget and pick your nose while wearing these you would receive a free lobotomy. Why would you wear them unless you are Freddy Krueger?
September 2, 2012 at 9:35 pm
Well, for halloween, maybe, but I still see a disporportionate injury-to-cool ratio. The only way to look cooler and be more injured would involve setting yourself on fire.
September 2, 2012 at 10:47 pm
If you’re a dude and forget to take them off before going to the bathroom, free sex change!
September 3, 2012 at 8:05 am
For the kink. But there are much better versions available for less, even with the pervy fee included but without the risk of potential infections. I’ve, uhm, heard.
September 2, 2012 at 5:24 pm
These would be great for a cocktail party!
September 2, 2012 at 5:40 pm
September 2, 2012 at 7:11 pm
SALAD SHOOTER!!!!
September 2, 2012 at 9:33 pm
More like Salad Fingers. Those web videos gave me nightmares, incidentally.
September 2, 2012 at 9:48 pm
Me too…and yet I keep buying “as sen on tv” stuff…..the useless pasta cooker, the weird and slightly alien egg cooker, Nads (so wrong on so many levels and hurts like m-effin hell to use), I could go on but I’ll spare you.
I can proudly say, however, that I’ve never bought a Ron Popeil item!
September 2, 2012 at 9:50 pm
that would be *seen*…too much moscato…
September 3, 2012 at 9:02 am
what’s the matter? DO YOU NOT LIKE MY MOUTH-WORDS??
September 2, 2012 at 5:47 pm
It’s ten knives, when all you need is a fuck.
September 2, 2012 at 6:21 pm
I forgot “like”. Please like it anyways so something about it can actually be ironic.
September 2, 2012 at 6:42 pm
Are there options to get the matching fork, spoon, or spatula fingers?
September 2, 2012 at 7:52 pm
Spork, please.
September 2, 2012 at 8:53 pm
A logical choice, Captain.
September 3, 2012 at 10:46 pm
Or Splayd?
September 2, 2012 at 7:48 pm
This is probably just me, but the contrast of the classy rings and the crappy knife thingies is really bothering me.
September 3, 2012 at 12:49 pm
The knuckles are what bothers me. They are shudder inducing
September 2, 2012 at 8:08 pm
Now I will need two offices. One to sit in while typing, and the other to strategically place my typewriter at just the right distance!
September 2, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Oh man, that view it in a room is hilarious!
September 2, 2012 at 8:50 pm
Me sharpen you long time!
September 3, 2012 at 6:01 pm
*in a bugs Bunny voice* Monsters are the most in-teresting people. OK, now it’s time to put your pitties in the water.
September 2, 2012 at 8:59 pm
If whoever buys these doesn’t wear them into a nail salon and ask for ” the works”, their potential has been wasted.
September 2, 2012 at 9:06 pm
I’m a manicurist…I would laugh and then stab them in the eye.
September 2, 2012 at 9:29 pm
With their OWN FINGER!! Amarite?
September 2, 2012 at 9:49 pm
Oh yes…bwa ha ha……
September 2, 2012 at 9:37 pm
These look intensely uncomfortable, I must say. Now, if you wanted a costume accessory that would hold up AFTER you’d broken all of your fingers in the traditional Halloween barfight, well, do we have something for you!
September 2, 2012 at 10:18 pm
I’ll wear these knives upon my toes,
with “Ohhh’s” and “Ahhh’s as I approach.
When interest in them surely wanes,
My foot will cause your ass pain.
September 3, 2012 at 12:10 am
So often I come here and the first question that comes to mind is;
“why does this even exist?”
it’s all just same shit, different day.
September 3, 2012 at 12:19 am
I imagine these are what the hands of an Edward Scissorhands/Freddy Krueger lovechild would look like.
September 3, 2012 at 5:01 pm
Fredward Keugihands!
…I’m sorry, that was awful, but I couldn’t help it.
September 4, 2012 at 9:49 am
Haha! I like it!
September 3, 2012 at 4:00 am
Hell-Cat Maggie got GAUDY
September 3, 2012 at 11:53 am
Please, oh please make these in gold!! I want to have my fingers all crunk and junk!
September 3, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Digging the nose?
September 3, 2012 at 11:54 pm
Reminds me of how Hobbes signs his letter to Calvin.
September 4, 2012 at 12:23 am
So if I get these I can work at the DMV? No?
September 4, 2012 at 7:19 am
It was a simple lack of judgement, a simple forgotten action…. poor baby Annabelle was crying. It was Grandma Nanna’s natural reaction to try to pick her up and comfort her. If only Nanna had remembered that she was wearing her ten piece bass predator claw ring set…. .
September 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm
You loved “The Piano” but some of you prefer stories set in the modern day. You love action films but some prefer realism over pure fantasy . Now coming soon to a theater near you, one film to bind them all:
“The Piano vs. Predator vs. Alien vs. the Hobbits” in 3D!!
September 7, 2012 at 8:13 am
One, Two, Etsy’s coming for you….
Three, Four, Proud Hippies and Whores….
Five, Six, Vintage Rocks and Sticks….
Seven, Eight, Steampunk This Ain’t….
Nine, Ten, Import and Resell Again….