Duck and Cover
This post first appeared on Regretsy in September of 2011
I wanted to take accounting in college, but my mother always said I should have something to fall back on, so I minored in shamanism.
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September 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Now I have something to look forward to in my nightmares.
September 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Now THAT’S Duckface!
September 2, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Someone buy this and send it to Snookie. Jersey Shore has, thank god, been cancelled. And oh, I would LOVE to see her drunken reaction to seeing this thing show up on her porch.
September 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Well, I like the tits.
September 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm
i feel she / it should be leaning forwards towards a mirror with a camera phone with a face like that
September 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Oh my, that woukd look so amazing in my garden. Said no one ever.
I jest, it’s incredible. Of course we all want it. I just hope is it part of a series and there’s another one incorporating the Easter Bunny, a leg of lamb and a naked geriatric.
September 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Reminds me of a very popular Finnish artist Kaj Stenvall
http://www.kajstenvall.com/
September 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Kaj Kristian Stenvall (born 25 December 1951 in Tampere) is a Finnish artist who became internationally famous when he began his career in 1989 for painting what his site describes as “a very familiar looking duck.” Many have likened this duck to the Donald Duck of Disney Comics.
Stenvall received his art training at Turun taideyhdistyksen piirustuskoulu/Åbo ritskola (Turku, Finland) during the years 1971-1974. Currently Stenvall maintains a gallery in Helsinki.
September 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm
September 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm
$240? Seems like a pretty big bill to me.
September 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm
yeah , the seller must have quacked up
September 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Really, all it’s worth is a giant goose egg.
September 1, 2012 at 3:19 pm
It’s a strange flight of imagination.
September 1, 2012 at 3:52 pm
I’m so glad I found this piece for my lawn! I’ve been wanting to pair up my big-boobed fawn statue but until now it’s been nothing but a wild goose chase.
OH GOD WHY DO I SAY THESE THINGS
September 1, 2012 at 4:06 pm
You’re a loon!
September 1, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Not that I should egg you on.
September 1, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Stop it! I’m getting a migrate.
September 2, 2012 at 9:17 am
Put that duck on your lawn and all the neighborhood kids will be Peking at it.
September 2, 2012 at 9:19 am
Let’s hope that this piece is the seller’s swan song.
September 5, 2012 at 12:24 pm
I think I saw this Featured on QVC’s Quacker Factory…
September 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Well, yeah, but the seller’s parents took one look at this and then demanded she/he pay them back for tuition.
But this is a pun thread, so: This is the motherduckin’ stupidest shit I’ve seen all week.
September 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Don’t you mean guano?
September 1, 2012 at 9:44 pm
That would smell nesty!
September 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm
The head reminds me of Stockard Channing in “The Girl Most Likely To.”
September 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm
I’m not sure which is more anatomically incorrect – the duck’s head on a female body or chisel crotch.
September 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm
What. The. Duck.
September 2, 2012 at 11:13 am
I love you, Petja. But then – who doesn’t?
September 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Spew all the hippie bull you want, dear, you will never be able to hide your secret love of the movie Howard the Duck.
September 2, 2012 at 2:46 pm
DUCK TITS, WOOHOO!
September 2, 2012 at 2:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQTPmNm2DY4 The source of this fuckery…
September 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Hey, they just stole this from that Howard the Duck movie!
September 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm
I’m curious about a couple things…
Why is her belly button so close to her boobs? And, um… wtf is wrong with her vaj?
Meanwhile, nice tits.
September 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm
From the seller description:
“It was just featured on Regretsy and received a lot of hilarious criticism.”
Now, I don’t want to diss my fellow fat jealous thundercunts, but seller must be referring to the first occurrence of this post, because really, I’ve seen us do better work.
September 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Also? At first glance I totally thought this was a naked woman wearing a really ugly baseball cap leaning on a rock. And I still was distracted by the weird vagina.
September 1, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Fun fact: a duck woman’s queef does not echo.
September 1, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I was distracted by the nice tits. I had to look at the picture three times before I figured out why it’s on Regretsy.
Meanwhile, if I was that model, I’d slap that artist SO HARD for thinking I look like a duck.
September 1, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Those honkers are fine.
September 1, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Also, I just noticed the back view of this thing. Looks like DuckWoman is leaning on a pile of manure, resting its arm on a bloodied skull.
September 1, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Manure has arms?
September 1, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Derp! Thumbs down me.
September 1, 2012 at 2:42 pm
…inter-species communication while taking copious amounts of psychedelic drugs.
Man, I really should have gone to art college.
September 1, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Looks like she’s waiting for a human centipede to munch on, like a goose on a junebug.
September 1, 2012 at 2:45 pm
This looks like something that would reeeeallly offend Kirk Cameron.
September 1, 2012 at 2:53 pm
It was 1986. The movie, Howard the Duck.
September 1, 2012 at 3:10 pm
The really sad part is that it looks like its actually pretty well made.
That, and the obvious fact that someone actually took the time to make the fucking thing.
September 1, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Didn’t April do one of the voices for Darkwing duck? By the way, this duck has a nice rack, but why is that poor girl in a headlock? She should have a different facial expression because she looks like she likes it. This almost looks a bit like the girl from the movie Howard the duck, and this duck was Howard’s jilted lover. Creepy, just creepy.
September 1, 2012 at 3:47 pm
WATCH OUT DUCK LADY! There’s a face coming out of your ribcage.
September 1, 2012 at 4:03 pm
A girl that hot must have been dining alone or she never would have been given the bill. I sound like my feather! Quill me!!
September 1, 2012 at 4:53 pm
Anytime someone makes a statement starting with, “I was exploring the theme(s) of…” you should instantly be prepared for a bunch of pretentious bullshit. Also, I had no idea shamanism was an actual word, but I probably should have. You learn something knew every day.
September 1, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Well fuck a duck.
September 1, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Octomom is certainly busy these days. First the porn movie, then the stripping, now the statue.
September 1, 2012 at 6:35 pm
While I’m tempted to make a bunch of duck face jokes, most of the good ones have been taken. ; ) The artist is really rather talented, if the other items in her shop are any indication. And I’m surprised the “love yourself” plate didn’t make it on Regretsy…http://www.etsy.com/listing/85964349/mature-erotic-art-love-yourself-ceramic
September 1, 2012 at 9:51 pm
I like that. I’d serve spaghetti from it.
September 10, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Gramma is going to have a heart attack at Thanksgiving this year!
September 1, 2012 at 6:51 pm
I just told my boyfriend I found something we need for the backyard, and showed him this. He AGREED. My only complaint is that it’s not bigger.
September 1, 2012 at 10:08 pm
I’ll make you one that’s life size, but it’s more likely to attract racoons.
September 1, 2012 at 7:45 pm
One shoe on and one shoe off. Sexy!! Put her in the garden, add a sound chip that triggers when anyone gets close and have her say “Hey, my bill is up HERE.”
September 1, 2012 at 8:22 pm
What, you people don’t recognize the original version of Alexandros of antioch’s famous statue Venus de Mallard?
September 1, 2012 at 9:48 pm
About half the pieces in this artist’s shop make me wish I were rich. Absolutely serious about that! The teapots with faces NEED ME.
The other half make me wish I were blind.
September 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm
I have her badger head naked dude sculpture. It’s pretty boss.
September 2, 2012 at 3:23 pm
But you’re all missing the more important question: why has she beheaded Roseanne Barr? And why is she using Roseanne’s disembodied head for a pillow?
September 2, 2012 at 3:55 pm
I’m reading; quote “genetic engineering, wildlife habitat, and inter-species communication” unquote. Well then! Let’s give that duck face some droopy orangutan breasts, human wide saddle-bags and a proud camel-toe. Now that’s near and closer to genetic engineering, wildlife habitat, and inter-species communication I’m talking about.
Photoshop anyone?
September 2, 2012 at 8:45 pm
As surrealism goes, I prefer this piece to the 10K wedding painting.
September 3, 2012 at 2:49 am
After Daisy Ducks stopped appearing in cartoons, she had to accept all sorts of jobs to survive. She even had to pose without her feathers on.