FUN FOR THE WHOLE CLAN

Oh, this is fantastic. Really, I was getting so tired of pants with crotches in them. Sure, it gets a little drafty, but at least you can do upskirt videos in the winter.

UPDATE: This post appeared on Regretsy in January of 2010. It was so popular, it spawned one of our first contests.

First prize was exceedingly valuable:

Embroidered Regretsy toilet paper, from the creator of the world famous Lady Caca

Truthfully, we thought maybe a couple of you would be bored enough to do this. But we received hundreds and hundreds of entries, which was simultaneously thrilling and depressing. Kind of like the last three years.

Here then, are the the best of your entries.

Honorable Mentions:

Runners-Up:

Your 4th Place Entries

WINNERS*

*Although technically, there are no winners on Regretsy

Note: Thanksgiving Skants man was so popular, he inspired this Zazzle merchandise. The meta got even meatier when we sent him a Skants Man sweatshirt, which he modeled on his legs, upside down.

This is now widely regarded by scholars as the apex of post-modern meta meme recursive clusterfuckery.

Thanks for playing!

- Submitted by MollParts

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