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My Jackass Sense is Tingling

52 comments on My Jackass Sense is Tingling

  1. gitemstevedave
    August 21, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    I guess he’ll be hearing from the law firm of Excelsior, Excelsior, and Doom VERY soon.

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  2. mokie
    August 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Spidey’s breaking into a padded porn pit?

    I fear the 3D sequel.

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    • Zippy
      August 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm

      Spiderman: Turn On the Double-D Dark 3D

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  3. LeeLooDallas
    August 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Oh, what a tangled web we weave…

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    • Orange You Nice
      August 21, 2012 at 4:49 pm

      …when we practice to Out-of-Frame and Broken Glass, achieve.

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      • Mugsy Doodle
        August 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm

        You’re new here, aren’t you? WELCOME! :D

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  4. LeeLooDallas
    August 21, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    John has taken the X-Men and dialed it up a few notches to XXX-Men.

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  5. Stretch65
    August 21, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    “Copyright infringement make Hulk mad and Hulk smash window and sellers Etsy store”

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  6. bronzeclockwork
    August 21, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    That leg looks wonky as fuck. At the angle Spidey’s at, facing out to our right, the leg shouldn’t be sticking out like that . . . unless he decided to do a showgirl routine in midair, in which case, somebody needs to have a word with Julie Taymor.

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    • Mapleleaves
      August 21, 2012 at 5:30 pm

      I tried. Really I did, and the only legitimate way his legs would look like that would be if he was rapelling down the side of the building and instead of bracing his foot on a more solid surface, it went through the window.

      Which still doesn’t explain where his hands are. Unless he sees a beach volleyball court inside that room.

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  7. Mystik Spiral
    August 21, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    Spider Man, Spider Man
    Does whatever a spider can
    Will peruse you legally
    If you steal his content secretly
    Look out! Here comes Spider Man….

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  8. PaganChick
    August 21, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    I keep coming back to the broken glass. Why, oh god, WHY does it remind me of the “action shots” of an asterisk orgy?

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  9. Zippy
    August 21, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    This panes me.

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    • lemon_bombs
      August 21, 2012 at 5:38 pm

      My sense of decency has been shattered.

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      • LeeLooDallas
        August 21, 2012 at 5:51 pm

        There, there. Have a glass of shardonnay.

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  10. lemon_bombs
    August 21, 2012 at 5:37 pm

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  11. AsianMen4Me
    August 21, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Broken glass doesn’t look like a pinwheel.

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  12. slovaksiren
    August 21, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    You guys almost made me spit out my Dr. Pepper all over the screen.

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  13. Cuntsicle
    August 21, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    When I read and saw your response HK, the single word is my head was: SWEET!

    My Pittsburgh roots are showing.

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  14. Steampunk Octopus
    August 21, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    What are these Out-of-Frame and Broken Glass “techniques” of which John speaks? Are they just Photoshop options?

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  15. ohskittles
    August 21, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    Copyright infringement! EXCELSIOR

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  16. Djiril
    August 21, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    I keep thinking he’s about to get his leg sliced open. D:

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  17. thecreightonberyl
    August 21, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    Any self-respecting superhero would enter a plate glass window with both feet.

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    • The Blue Kraken
      August 22, 2012 at 10:48 pm

      That’s because they know if they slice open a leg like spidey looks like he’s about to do, you are more likely to rapidly bleed out than slashing your wrist. safety first!

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  18. macphile
    August 21, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    So if I didn’t know any better, I’d think he was standing there and kicked it in, but he’s outside the building. So is he hanging? Or…what? And why did the glass break in that perfect shape?

    OK, I’ve never “gotten” Spiderman, anyway, so it probably doesn’t matter.

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  19. paperfruithair
    August 21, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    I’d like to mention that I had a carved stamp in my store labelled “hockey championship trophy” that was similar to the shape of the Stanley Cup, but different enough so as to not infringe on copyrights, and it still got removed. <_<

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  20. AcolyteOfCthulhu
    August 21, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    Maybe it’s because of the copyright-protecting low resolution, but I’m not seeing the 3D here.

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  21. resonanteye
    August 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    Lee needs to break some glass at etsy HQ

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  22. Sillylittlefox
    August 21, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    Stan can’t shatter a window like Spidey but he sure can shatter dream.

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  23. Mystik Spiral
    August 21, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    I appreciate Stan Lee’s especially long torso.

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  24. Tursiart
    August 21, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    The reason his leg looks awkward through the glass is because it’s taken directly from promotional materials for the movie.
    The seller didn’t even draw spidy himself, just badly photoshopped some publicity stills.

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  25. Mugsy Doodle
    August 21, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    No one has noticed that Spidey now has a prehensile tail, apparently? Look between his legs (oh, c’mon, you’re there anyway)–what’s that between his right leg and his hands? WHAT IS IT? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL ME OR IT WILL HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES.

    Or, more likely, I’ll forget about it five minutes after I shut off the computer.

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    • 2ndChanceCeramics
      August 21, 2012 at 8:45 pm

      You’re right. It looks like it ought to be a reflection of the clasped hands, but reflected on what??

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      • LeeLooDallas
        August 21, 2012 at 8:55 pm

        It’s his foot.

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        • LeeLooDallas
          August 21, 2012 at 8:56 pm

          His leg is bent.

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          • Mugsy Doodle
            August 21, 2012 at 9:30 pm

            You’re right. THANK YOU. Now I can sleep tonight.

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            • Mugsy Doodle
              August 21, 2012 at 9:30 pm

              SORRY! Accidentally thumbed you down. :(

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  26. tejasmom
    August 22, 2012 at 7:44 am

    Strangely enough, this seems to be his only copy-right infringement work of art. You should check out the pregnant woman about to be gored by a unicorn while ” a female Cardinal and squirrel look about for danger” :http://www.etsy.com/listing/102954238/circle-of-life-a-mother-and-unicorn-art

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    • Lara
      August 22, 2012 at 10:14 am

      I doubt Spidey is his only copyright infringement. Unless you think he drew/painted that woman and that unicorn. I don’t think he did.

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      • terriwells
        August 22, 2012 at 10:53 am

        He didn’t. He specifically says in the description that he layered nine images together to create it.

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        • mystic_eye_cda
          August 22, 2012 at 2:16 pm

          I’m pretty sure the head and arms don’t belong to the same photo as the belly and legs…. they aren’t the same quality.

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      • mokie
        August 22, 2012 at 4:01 pm

        Copyright isn’t just protection for TV shows, comic books and cartoon mice. If you take a photo, you own the copyright on that photo–even if you put it online, even if you never go out and officially register that copyright.

        Registration just makes it easier to defend your copyright should some schmuck lift your photo from Google Images and insert it into a collage to sell on Etsy.

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    • ailishsmom
      August 22, 2012 at 8:45 pm

      Well, he deleted my comment on his FB and took down Spidey. \
      He still has this globally infringing work though:

      http://www.etsy.com/listing/106284799/vintage-planet-marvel-superhero-globe?ref=exp_listing

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      • ailishsmom
        August 22, 2012 at 8:46 pm

        Oh wait, that’s not his. It’s some other Etsy infringer.

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  27. CatTrampoline
    August 22, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Love the Stan Lee picture! I’d buy that on a coffee mug. Stan would probably give you permission to sell it for a percentage of the profits. He’s a cool dude.

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  28. tokudama
    August 22, 2012 at 10:10 am

    He needs a real-life reference for his Breaking Glass technique. On second thought, he needs to study references for the human form, too. And a basic understanding of physics. No, actually: just stop, man. Just stop.

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