- Submitted by Kathryn
I get it. It’s funny ‘cos she’s Walken. Walken, over Walken.
I see what she did there
Walkin’ on Walken. Too perfect.
The only thing that would make this *more* perfect would be more cowbell.
That technique (Ryijy) is very popular and traditional in Finland.
I made myself a small scale, the works and my wife has a few decorative textiles around.
Yesterday I wondered if I could do with that technique throughout the jacket, as if the fur made from woolen yarn.
I would say, the U.S. National Handicraft is an quilt.
In Finland, it is a ryijy. And of course, every hipster hates them.
I am a Canadian hipster and I love these rugs with all my heart. I am also into quilts though, so maybe I need to rethink my hipster classification.
Regardless this is an incredible piece of art and I need to have one.
Maybe in you semi-Eskimo is a little north of madness?
Maybe Inuit, semi Eskimo…
half eskimo, half inuit?
Our people prefer Sexskimo.
It’s also traditional-popular in Iceland. Planned out, it can make a really attractive wall hanging.
I want this so much!
Me too!!! So jealous.
Just don’t go Wipin’ on Walken!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
I wonder how would it fare if the model wore boots. Then, it could be said …
those boots were made for Walken & that’s what she’ll do.
Your comment made me laugh and groan at the same time. I loaned. Or graphed. I’m not sure which.
Who made this? More info/link please!
Want/need. Where I buy? I buy now.
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I’m going to make a post for a friend on the Internet. Actually, he’s not a friend at all, I’ve never met him, I just follow his Tumblr because I think it’s clever and I like arty things like that.
He has proclaimed 2012 ‘The Year of the Glitch’ and every day posts a new photo/screengrab of a glitch photo taken with a camera he has modified / fucked up. Apart from being completely fucking pointless to the layman, or anybody without an art degree shoved up their asshole, I think it’s kind of cool.
Anyway, the point you may ask, as this has nothing to do with Walken’s rugged face, is that he’s started a Kickstarter where he plans to take his art and turn it into textiles. From Finland… or Holland or some other baltic country. It’s interesting, it’s absurd, it’s fascinating and makes no sense whatsoever, but you guys kind of like that thing here, right?
Assuming this whole comment wasn’t satire, you get an extra thumbs-down in addition to the well-deserved others or calling Holland a “baltic country”.
I like the idea of Holland as a Baltic country. And weird art. I can’t understand all the thumbs down.
Time and place. Is that not obvious? Who ARE you people?
Not obvious to this simple ‘people’. I’m just somebody who enjoys a little sarcasm without an overt sarcasm alert or sarcasm font.
You can never be too careful after a comment as dead serious as the OP’s. The problem with sarcasm however is if you sell it *too* well, you risk being taken seriously. And yes, maybe there should be a sarcasm font. I would use the hell out of that thing.
Honestly, I don’t fucking know. I thought it was interesting. You can stick your thumbs up my arse. x x
We love your rants Sam but you are now feeling the off-topic wrath of us FJLs
and as you say in HKs rant: “You can suck my 3″ cock”
I love you Sam.
I thought Comic Sans was a sarcasm font? Or is that just the way I read it?
i want one, but with Dr. House!
actually, i think the best design would be the Dude. it’d really tie the room together
I need more thumbs up
MORE THUMBS UP!
1- How you do you pronounce that in Finnish?
2- That was also incredibly popular in my trailer, when I was growing up. Wait… that’s not saying much…
I want a Star Trek themed one!
I’ve been working on one for my kid’s room that’s a pirate ship. Now I want to trash it and make myself a Walken.
Wear your walkman while you’re workin’ on your Walken.
..and wokkin’ whelks, ya Wookie.
I made one of my kid’s face when she was a baby– for an art class project inspired by Chuck Close. It’s about 2′x3′, hooked in all shades of brown, and hangs in my parlor. It totally creeps people out. I should take a picture.
Walk(en) this way:
If you walk without rhythm, then you won’t attract the worm.
I think all music videos should have Christopher Walken in them.
Walken’s gonna end up with foot and mouth disease.
I’d like to see this in a room. Perhaps – The Continental?
Yes, then I’d get to see it while coming in and frantically backing out.
You and your sexy long white gloves. Enchanting! Care partake of some aroma-therapy with this chlorofo – jasmine scent?
Christopher Walken Rug is a great idea for a mid-life crisis gift, seeing as his appearance generally signals we’re halfway through the movie.
I’m going to need a couch-sized one so I can sit on his face.
This almost makes me regret taking my latch-hook shit to Goodwill. Almost.
Who do you have to sleep with around here to get one of these?
“I can see ya feets on ma face! Wowee zowee wow!”
Hooked rugs are the new velvet painting – her next project should be the cast of Star Trek.
Where can I get one of these in “Clint Eastwood”?
This is the first time I have commented here, but long time follower….
Where and how can I get one of these?! I must have this thing…. lol
This isn’t a rug. This is his old cape, as Walken used to be a superhero. There’s a documentary about it: Fatboy Slim’s Weapon Of Choice. There were no special effects used in it because Christopher Walken can actually fly.
I actually dreamed this was a give away… and I begged for it….. weird ass dreams…
WHERE CAN I GET ONE AND HOW MUCH MONEY DO I NEED???
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