Friend of mine told me about a nude bike ride that Vancouver puts on, annually, just because. I cannot imagine how painful pedal-pushing with one’s bazinga-bags would be.
Now THAT is what my pet rats are always trying to do in my cleavage! And I thought they were just trying to convince my neighbors I have S/M tendencies involving barbed wire. (Anyone who has ever had a reasonably tame rat can relate, I am sure.) Thanks for clearing that up.
@ Silicone So true! How those tiny rat paws can make such huge claw marks has always been beyond me.
On a side note I hate when my bra comes sans pedals. It’s so annoying to go out and by your own. You have to decide, is this an everyday bra, or do you need racing pedals?
Hm, all my pet rats have been quite tame, but I can’t say I’ve ever had a rat in my cleavage. Then again, I wear t-shirts most of the time so they can’t really get in there. They’d usually hang out on my shoulders or try to nest in the hair at the back of my neck.
OH THANK GAWD!!! From the tiny picture on facebook it looked like squashed, Used TAMPONS pressed and glued onto a bra… I’m actually SHOCKED that’s NOT what it is…. Thank you REGRETSY for ruining my perception of everything…
By pedals, you mean petals, right?
And by petals, I assume you mean leaves?
Also: What in the holy living hell does Jane Austen have to do with anything kinky? She’s one of the very last people I would think of when it came to kinky.
Having spent the last hour looking at Jane Austen books on a rare book site, that jumped out at me.
It sounds like there’s supposed to be an Austen quote on the other side, maybe? Clicking on the link gives you a “darn, that item isn’t available because it’s expired” message that I’ve never seen before.
I’ve always wondered what results I’d get if I held my saw with my feet instead of my hands, sawed with my eyes closed, and then didn’t sand the edges. Thanks to that Batman necklace, now I know.
When I saw the thumbnail on Facebook, I thought the “pedal” bra was a bacon bra! I was super excited! Bacon-covered tits seemed like the perfect thing to inject some flavor into my sex-life in my current demographic.
Sooo fitting that the listing has ‘expired’. Faced with many errors of tact, grammar and propriety, the pillow first gently swooned, unraveling all the while, then expired.
Has the American Drem painting been posted before? It’s of course entirely possible that there are more than one spelling-challenged artists out there with similar ideas, but I’ve just got this crazy huge deja-vu feel as a result of that one.
Regretsy is now haunting my brain!
As for the pillow, I can easily imagine Elizabeth turning saucily to Mr. Darcy and whispering in his ear (in a most proper manner, of course, becoming to a young lady of her station) “Your my WeT Dream.” That little minx.
“Dear Diary, Today I tried not to think about Mr. Knightly. I tried not to think about him when I discussed the menu with Cook… I tried not to think about him in the garden where I thrice plucked the petals off a daisy to acertain his feelings for Harriet. I don’t think we should keep daisies in the garden, they really are a drab little flower. And I tried not to think about him when I went to bed, but something had to be done.” (from Emma)
It means ‘female deer’ (pl) in French. A doe is a biche.
If this helps in some way, consider it one of the few things five years of French between 8th and 12th grade has ever done for me. (The ability to be asked by a shopkeeper in Calais if I was German is the other.)
Can I charge these people for their spelling errors so egregious that I ground my teeth down to nubs looking at them and now have to have extensive dental work done?
About the full disclosure that the stainless steel is “professionally manufactured”? So its not hand-made stainless steel from the backyard forge, then. Hmmm. And so the paint pigments probably weren’t hand-collected and hand-ground either, I suppose. Shenanigans!
I’m now mentally overlapping the bacon-bra concept with the previous post about building your cat’s self-esteem and I’m extremely disturbed, so, thanks.
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So I created an account just to tell you guys the following:
I googled the maker of the “DREM” painting and found his facebook. Not only did he graduate high school, he graduated from Southern Connecticut State. With a degree in art and art education.
Well these days you can throw anything on a canvas and call it art… Suffice to say it turns me into a snarky bitch with no hope for my colleagues and the future Art Teachers of ‘Murica.
Having taken Metals and Jewelry-Making I (a single semester of this class), I firmly believe that I could do a better job of cutting and finishing that batman symbol. And I was admittedly the worst in my class. (Sandpaper, man! Sandpaper!)
The real meaning of DREM : 1) Dynamic Regulatory Events Miner, 2) Dallas Real Estate Ministries, 3) Data At Rest Encryption Module, 4) (see: Linux/Unix commands) … It’s the “American” DREM to differentiate it from the EU Drem, which is about the war between Jermun and Engklish linguists and politicians.
I have actually heard of the kid who made the DREM painting. His paintings are pretty flawless and he puts a lot of thought into them even before the first brush stroke. Mind you he has sold tons of paintings for a couple grand now. He hardly ever sells his free based paintings anymore, surprised to see this one up for sale. But hey, more publicity!
It isn’t him, he actually thinks its hilarious, (he says thanks for the views by the way) whereas my brother and I feel the need to actually tell you that you’re pieces of shit. Have fun living in your bubble where you delete my posts and change my email addresses associated with my accounts and my passwords.
Actually we didn’t have to do anything to your posts. You fucked yourself.
When people create multiple accounts with different names from the same IP address (99.45.45.163), the system catches them and puts them in the spam folder. Since you’ve now posted over 30 times from different sock puppet accounts, you’re spamming, and now you’re banned.
What is a sock puppet account? I assure you neither of us are the artist in question. He finds this entire situation comical, he thanks you for the page views by the way. Slowly but surely members are catching on, but most of you can’t see that far down your noses.
“Bras For The Cause” ads have been running on local tv stations, which is how I found out about this event that makes the “pedal”-bra-maker look like the rank amateur that she is…
What a shitty day I had. First, a cop was an asshole to me because of my deafness. Then, a fucking moronic kid at the gas station “herp derped” me becuase I couldn’t understand him when I was paying for gas. So I come to Regretsy to catch up on snark, only to see Derp. Regretsy, you made me cry.
I wish I didn’t have to deal with “herp derp” at all. I know you don’t use it against disabled people, and you stick to using it for stupid, but that’s rare online. I wish I could get through life without some idiot “herp derping” me, but the only way it’s going to stop is if everyone stops using it. Once people stop seeing it used, they will stop using it so much against the disabled.
I don’t want to cry the next time I come here after some jerk herp derped me again.
I will never give up saying derp. Ever.
next time some dumbass at the gas station herps you ask him how he’s liking his minimum wage job, because being an asshole to the disabled is a good reason to be fired.
It should not be used against people for things they have no control over. But I don’t believe words should be given magical evil power status and denied all use.
That sux. I’m sure Regretsy had no evil intent behind the Derp thing, though.
I’m not deaf, but I have a few deaf friends, and I’ve seen no end of stupid things hearing people will do when confronted with someone who doesn’t understand them (from speaking louder–because deaf people magically gain the ability to hear when you speak louder, to waving their hands randomly–because when you wave your hands, it automatically becomes sign language, and there’s no possibile way you might offend someone).
You should reach across the counter and slap him–tell him it’s ASL for “fuck you”!
I’ve seen the DREM thing before! A guy I went on a blind date with was a musician, who’d cut an album, and the title of said album had the word “Dream” in it spelled “D-R-E-M.” He swore it was the result of an inside joke. Science says it was the result of spending a bunch of money to self-produce without taking the time to spell check. I ignored his calls after that. There were a lot of ignored calls. People who can’t spell apparently can’t take hints, either.
August 17, 2012 at 5:22 pm
“Countless pedals” = about 2 dozen.
August 17, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Cheater, you cheated!
Those look more like leaves than “pedals” anyway.
August 17, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Definitely leaves. Looks like Aspen to me.
August 17, 2012 at 8:55 pm
*Leeves.
August 18, 2012 at 11:28 am
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
(one of my favorite books)
August 20, 2012 at 10:37 pm
Thank you for this comment. I think I now know what is next up on my list of books to buy.
August 18, 2012 at 7:33 pm
You know, I think I’ll have the salad.
August 19, 2012 at 2:15 pm
I hope you like red cabbage!
Is anyone else getting flashbacks to that awful vegetarianism advert with Pamela Anderson?
August 17, 2012 at 5:27 pm
I’ve always wanted a boob-powered bicycle.
August 17, 2012 at 5:43 pm
I don’t even want to think of the position I’d have to be in to push the “pedals” if it’s powered by my boobs…
August 19, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Friend of mine told me about a nude bike ride that Vancouver puts on, annually, just because. I cannot imagine how painful pedal-pushing with one’s bazinga-bags would be.
August 18, 2012 at 12:22 am
Now THAT is what my pet rats are always trying to do in my cleavage! And I thought they were just trying to convince my neighbors I have S/M tendencies involving barbed wire. (Anyone who has ever had a reasonably tame rat can relate, I am sure.) Thanks for clearing that up.
August 18, 2012 at 4:39 am
@ Silicone So true! How those tiny rat paws can make such huge claw marks has always been beyond me.
On a side note I hate when my bra comes sans pedals. It’s so annoying to go out and by your own. You have to decide, is this an everyday bra, or do you need racing pedals?
August 18, 2012 at 9:14 am
Those are not racing pedals, those are more the lounging type.
August 18, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Hm, all my pet rats have been quite tame, but I can’t say I’ve ever had a rat in my cleavage. Then again, I wear t-shirts most of the time so they can’t really get in there. They’d usually hang out on my shoulders or try to nest in the hair at the back of my neck.
August 18, 2012 at 2:36 am
“We must, we must, we must increase our bust…” all those exercises in the 80′s paid off…
August 17, 2012 at 8:41 pm
Countless pedals, limited brain cells.
August 17, 2012 at 5:24 pm
I call the “Best” half of the necklace!
August 17, 2012 at 5:33 pm
It will come in handy when I’m scanning Etsy and preparing to slit my wrists.
August 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm
A bra that you can pedal? Awesome!
August 17, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Kinky!
Foot fetishists + lingerie lovers = FTW!!!
August 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm
They are trying to peddle ‘pedal’ petal bras.
August 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm
OH THANK GAWD!!! From the tiny picture on facebook it looked like squashed, Used TAMPONS pressed and glued onto a bra… I’m actually SHOCKED that’s NOT what it is…. Thank you REGRETSY for ruining my perception of everything…
August 18, 2012 at 6:43 pm
I thought it looked like raw meat.
August 17, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Hey! She even has a Steampunk necklace!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/102988321/steampunk-jewelry-split-double-heart
August 17, 2012 at 5:29 pm
That one’s after she got spell check and got the hang of using her dremel.
August 17, 2012 at 5:31 pm
Bahaha.
“Inspirational Quote”
August 18, 2012 at 9:16 am
I call the “BE BIT” side!
August 18, 2012 at 6:45 pm
In what way is that an “inspirational quote”?
August 17, 2012 at 5:27 pm
That bra… perfect for when your significant other has a cabbage fetish, I guess.
August 18, 2012 at 9:55 am
August 17, 2012 at 5:27 pm
By pedals, you mean petals, right?
And by petals, I assume you mean leaves?
Also: What in the holy living hell does Jane Austen have to do with anything kinky? She’s one of the very last people I would think of when it came to kinky.
August 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Having spent the last hour looking at Jane Austen books on a rare book site, that jumped out at me.
It sounds like there’s supposed to be an Austen quote on the other side, maybe? Clicking on the link gives you a “darn, that item isn’t available because it’s expired” message that I’ve never seen before.
August 18, 2012 at 4:22 am
It’s got embroidery and flowers. That just SCREAMS “Jane Austen”, doesn’t it? Well, doesn’t it?
August 19, 2012 at 6:21 pm
yes, especially the little plastic flower-beads.
August 19, 2012 at 8:50 pm
What, Aida and plastic beads? Although Jane was famously bad at spelling, so perhaps…
August 17, 2012 at 5:29 pm
The fourth one would make a great gift on Martian Lather King Day.
August 18, 2012 at 4:02 am
Cannot believe this comment has not been up-thumbed more.
August 17, 2012 at 5:30 pm
$58 and you couldn’t even find a piece of sandpaper? Biche, your crazy!
August 17, 2012 at 5:31 pm
I drem that someday etsy will explode.
August 17, 2012 at 8:43 pm
“Drem Waver” is my favorite Gay Rite song.
August 17, 2012 at 9:10 pm
It’s not a good idea to wave drems during gay rites – you might scratch something you’ll need later.
August 18, 2012 at 4:26 am
I hav a drem, a song to snig,
To hepl me coope with any thng.
If yu see the wander
Of a ferry tail,
U can tak the fouture
Even if yu fale.
I beleive in angles,
Somthnig good in evry thig I see.
I beelive in angles,
When I now the time is rihgt 4 me
Ill cros the strem,
I hav a drem.
August 17, 2012 at 5:34 pm
Is the bra a pushup? So it can be a pedal-pusher?
August 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Womp womp.
August 17, 2012 at 5:35 pm
I’ve always wondered what results I’d get if I held my saw with my feet instead of my hands, sawed with my eyes closed, and then didn’t sand the edges. Thanks to that Batman necklace, now I know.
August 17, 2012 at 5:35 pm
The “artist” behind the American Drem painting is probably a product of the American school system. Dammit. >_<
August 19, 2012 at 10:27 am
They past forf grade shuddap!
August 17, 2012 at 5:43 pm
“A lovely addition in any girls bedroom”???? Right. Surrounded by beanie babies on the canopied, ruffled bed.
August 17, 2012 at 5:44 pm
When I saw the thumbnail on Facebook, I thought the “pedal” bra was a bacon bra! I was super excited! Bacon-covered tits seemed like the perfect thing to inject some flavor into my sex-life in my current demographic.
August 17, 2012 at 6:39 pm
A bacon weave can dress up any occasion
Mmm bacon…
August 17, 2012 at 6:43 pm
I think my Kinsey score is shifting…
August 17, 2012 at 8:30 pm
I thought a side of bacon was pretty good, but a front of bacon is *gulp” better.
August 17, 2012 at 8:52 pm
Only safe in a pet-free household .
August 17, 2012 at 9:11 pm
Even without the meat-based undergarments, there’s a notable resemblance to Lady Gaga.
August 17, 2012 at 10:18 pm
I know what I am wearing to our Bacon Festival next year! Gonna take more than a pound to cover my bits though.
August 18, 2012 at 10:01 am
And is there a corresponding bacon codpiece?
August 18, 2012 at 1:49 pm
This one is even better, pure bacon:
August 18, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Damn, I didn’t realize this was such a thing – 10 Bacon Bras (one is fake though, and one looks like Canadian bacon or something)
February 19, 2013 at 9:57 am
Needs armpit hair…
August 17, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Don’t know when things went wrong! Might’ve been when you were young and strong. American drem. American dre-e-em.
August 17, 2012 at 5:47 pm
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August 18, 2012 at 9:12 am
My fiance laughs at you – he has access to a pair of 40DDDs.
August 17, 2012 at 5:53 pm
I imagine Jane Austen would have gotten the grammar correct. Fucktard.
August 17, 2012 at 7:19 pm
It’s more fun to think about her painfully polite responses to the mistakes here.
August 17, 2012 at 8:57 pm
The perfect gift for Lizzie to give Lady Catherine. (“This is not to be borne, Miss Bennet. I insist on being satisfied….” Lady C. in P&P).
August 18, 2012 at 6:16 pm
I like you Aliceblue
August 19, 2012 at 12:04 am
Wow, I rate up there with pie. I’m feeling happy.
August 18, 2012 at 9:40 am
Sooo fitting that the listing has ‘expired’. Faced with many errors of tact, grammar and propriety, the pillow first gently swooned, unraveling all the while, then expired.
August 17, 2012 at 5:54 pm
August 20, 2012 at 2:09 am
That’s not how you spell drama.
August 17, 2012 at 5:56 pm
Has the American Drem painting been posted before? It’s of course entirely possible that there are more than one spelling-challenged artists out there with similar ideas, but I’ve just got this crazy huge deja-vu feel as a result of that one.
Regretsy is now haunting my brain!
As for the pillow, I can easily imagine Elizabeth turning saucily to Mr. Darcy and whispering in his ear (in a most proper manner, of course, becoming to a young lady of her station) “Your my WeT Dream.” That little minx.
August 17, 2012 at 5:57 pm
*there is more than one spelling-challenged artist…. Damn pregnancy brain turning me all stoopid.
August 17, 2012 at 7:28 pm
My first thought about that pillow that at least it was fixable. The second was “girls bedroom”????
August 18, 2012 at 6:18 pm
If you are the kind of girl I am….
August 17, 2012 at 9:14 pm
“Dear Diary, Today I tried not to think about Mr. Knightly. I tried not to think about him when I discussed the menu with Cook… I tried not to think about him in the garden where I thrice plucked the petals off a daisy to acertain his feelings for Harriet. I don’t think we should keep daisies in the garden, they really are a drab little flower. And I tried not to think about him when I went to bed, but something had to be done.” (from Emma)
August 20, 2012 at 11:30 am
“I tried not to think about him in the garden where I thrice plucked the pedals off a daisy to acertain his feelings for Harriet.”
FIFY
August 17, 2012 at 5:59 pm
I ar Merkin. I drem in cullur.
August 17, 2012 at 6:26 pm
I keep reading the necklace and thinking that ‘biches’ looks like it ought to mean something in German. But it doesn’t.
Also, I honestly can’t see Bruce Wayne telling Dick Grayson they’re ‘Best Biches’ forever.
August 17, 2012 at 8:39 pm
“Bruce, will we always be together?”
“Don’t worry, Dickie, you’ll always be my bich.”
August 17, 2012 at 9:29 pm
It means ‘female deer’ (pl) in French. A doe is a biche.
If this helps in some way, consider it one of the few things five years of French between 8th and 12th grade has ever done for me. (The ability to be asked by a shopkeeper in Calais if I was German is the other.)
August 17, 2012 at 10:50 pm
Only if he is being written by Frank Miller.
August 18, 2012 at 8:12 am
I kind of like the one view where they fixed it and squeezed a t in – but didn’t bother to make it the main photo.
August 17, 2012 at 6:29 pm
I admit I haven’t read all of Jane Austen’s work. Could someone remind me where she talks about wet dreams?
August 17, 2012 at 7:26 pm
It’s not wet dreams so much as the misuse of your and you’re. She was awful about that.
August 17, 2012 at 7:38 pm
“It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single girl in possession of a misspelled cross stitch pillow must be in want of a sloppy sex dream.”
August 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Can I charge these people for their spelling errors so egregious that I ground my teeth down to nubs looking at them and now have to have extensive dental work done?
August 17, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Hmmm….actually the way things are going in the US as of now, “American Drem” is quite a profound piece in an artsy-fartsy sort of way. *sigh*
August 18, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Yeah I figured it was intentional, a social commentary maybe?
August 18, 2012 at 9:02 pm
As in US no A because they are just United States?
August 18, 2012 at 10:51 pm
About the full disclosure that the stainless steel is “professionally manufactured”? So its not hand-made stainless steel from the backyard forge, then. Hmmm. And so the paint pigments probably weren’t hand-collected and hand-ground either, I suppose. Shenanigans!
August 17, 2012 at 8:39 pm
Is “Biches” the plural of “Bichon”? I represent a couple of French superheroes in fluffy white dog costumes who might want to take legal action.
August 17, 2012 at 8:54 pm
There, I fixed it:
August 19, 2012 at 6:29 pm
what… are… those?
August 19, 2012 at 6:29 pm
oh! they’re pedals! I was still thinking about the bacon bra, and forgot about this one
August 20, 2012 at 2:01 pm
[Oh, good, thought I was the only one.]
August 17, 2012 at 8:59 pm
What’s the difference between jam and jame? I can’t jame our lives full of love.
…or, I can’t jame my dick up your ass, if you prefer the dirty version.
August 17, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Jam makes lousy lube. So does Karo syrup.
So I’m told.
August 17, 2012 at 11:36 pm
i heard in health class that that’s how tramps get sugar diabetes.
August 18, 2012 at 9:20 am
It’s also where the phrase “give me some sugar” originated.
True story.
August 19, 2012 at 10:42 am
Hershey’s Syrup is pretty good.
August 17, 2012 at 8:59 pm
I must have that bra top; it will go perfectly with my petal pushers.
August 17, 2012 at 10:48 pm
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August 17, 2012 at 11:44 pm
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August 18, 2012 at 9:14 am
Intentional misspellings only work here if it’s actually funny.
August 18, 2012 at 4:05 am
I’m now mentally overlapping the bacon-bra concept with the previous post about building your cat’s self-esteem and I’m extremely disturbed, so, thanks.
August 18, 2012 at 5:22 am
At least Regretsy is doing the job that a spell-checker never could. Look, folks! Good as new!
August 19, 2012 at 5:53 pm
But yet the other pictures are still wrong.
August 18, 2012 at 9:32 am
Voila! Les intre-filettes!
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Camp Biche is the best fitness, wellness, mind body boot camp in southwestern France”
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August 18, 2012 at 1:00 pm
That bat necklace set looks SHARP, I always WANTED a gouged chest….
August 18, 2012 at 2:40 pm
So I created an account just to tell you guys the following:
I googled the maker of the “DREM” painting and found his facebook. Not only did he graduate high school, he graduated from Southern Connecticut State. With a degree in art and art education.
HOLY SHIT.
August 19, 2012 at 8:46 am
Well these days you can throw anything on a canvas and call it art… Suffice to say it turns me into a snarky bitch with no hope for my colleagues and the future Art Teachers of ‘Murica.
August 18, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Having taken Metals and Jewelry-Making I (a single semester of this class), I firmly believe that I could do a better job of cutting and finishing that batman symbol. And I was admittedly the worst in my class. (Sandpaper, man! Sandpaper!)
August 18, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Maybe, just maybe, the American Drem is supposed to be ironic? I cannot, otherwise, explain it.
August 18, 2012 at 11:26 pm
The real meaning of DREM : 1) Dynamic Regulatory Events Miner, 2) Dallas Real Estate Ministries, 3) Data At Rest Encryption Module, 4) (see: Linux/Unix commands) … It’s the “American” DREM to differentiate it from the EU Drem, which is about the war between Jermun and Engklish linguists and politicians.
August 19, 2012 at 12:19 am
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August 19, 2012 at 3:23 pm
You’ve probably heard of him because it’s you, and this is your second sockpuppet account. We get it, you’re awesome.
August 19, 2012 at 9:32 pm
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August 20, 2012 at 10:43 am
Actually we didn’t have to do anything to your posts. You fucked yourself.
When people create multiple accounts with different names from the same IP address (99.45.45.163), the system catches them and puts them in the spam folder. Since you’ve now posted over 30 times from different sock puppet accounts, you’re spamming, and now you’re banned.
Sweet drems!
August 19, 2012 at 9:37 pm
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August 20, 2012 at 10:53 am
Sockpuppet accounts are multiple accounts opened by the same person, giving the illusion that someone other than you gives a shit.
September 29, 2012 at 4:47 am
I’m so amused at how he’s still pretending to not be the seller even as you called him out already.
August 19, 2012 at 10:22 am
“Bras For The Cause” ads have been running on local tv stations, which is how I found out about this event that makes the “pedal”-bra-maker look like the rank amateur that she is…
http://www.brasforthecause.com/gallery-list
February 19, 2013 at 10:05 am
The entry for 2007…SPELLCHECK, PLEASE. C’mon now! Loved the road sign, the misspelling made it not perfection.
August 21, 2012 at 9:11 pm
What a shitty day I had. First, a cop was an asshole to me because of my deafness. Then, a fucking moronic kid at the gas station “herp derped” me becuase I couldn’t understand him when I was paying for gas. So I come to Regretsy to catch up on snark, only to see Derp. Regretsy, you made me cry.
I wish I didn’t have to deal with “herp derp” at all. I know you don’t use it against disabled people, and you stick to using it for stupid, but that’s rare online. I wish I could get through life without some idiot “herp derping” me, but the only way it’s going to stop is if everyone stops using it. Once people stop seeing it used, they will stop using it so much against the disabled.
I don’t want to cry the next time I come here after some jerk herp derped me again.
August 23, 2012 at 6:11 pm
I will never give up saying derp. Ever.
next time some dumbass at the gas station herps you ask him how he’s liking his minimum wage job, because being an asshole to the disabled is a good reason to be fired.
It should not be used against people for things they have no control over. But I don’t believe words should be given magical evil power status and denied all use.
August 27, 2012 at 10:13 am
That sux. I’m sure Regretsy had no evil intent behind the Derp thing, though.
I’m not deaf, but I have a few deaf friends, and I’ve seen no end of stupid things hearing people will do when confronted with someone who doesn’t understand them (from speaking louder–because deaf people magically gain the ability to hear when you speak louder, to waving their hands randomly–because when you wave your hands, it automatically becomes sign language, and there’s no possibile way you might offend someone).
You should reach across the counter and slap him–tell him it’s ASL for “fuck you”!
August 22, 2012 at 3:36 pm
I’ve seen the DREM thing before! A guy I went on a blind date with was a musician, who’d cut an album, and the title of said album had the word “Dream” in it spelled “D-R-E-M.” He swore it was the result of an inside joke. Science says it was the result of spending a bunch of money to self-produce without taking the time to spell check. I ignored his calls after that. There were a lot of ignored calls. People who can’t spell apparently can’t take hints, either.
August 27, 2012 at 2:59 pm
Frederica Bimmel and Catherine Martin’s lives were Jame Gumbed with love.