The worst part is that the real candidates are engaged in a similar pun war.
“Obamaloney” was Romney’s contribution (blech. “Romneyhood” to describe theft from the poor and gifts to the rich, was Obama’s. *sigh* At least I live in the land of snow, polar bears, beavers, and maple syrup. While I ride my snow-unicorn to school, though, I often envy you Americans for actually having politicians worth fighting over.
I’m with the cat. I hate it too. I hate the person that made it. I hate the sewing machine that stitched it, I hate the camera that took the picture.
I don’t think that it is my cup of tea since I thought ‘oh for fuck’s sake’ when I saw it. Also jesus fucking christ, but that’s just because I love swearing.
“OK. It isn’t really a voting booth. We all know that cats are too Independent to choose a party. But we think that most cats will say ‘aye’ to this cozy cat bed!”
I also enjoy that this seller makes garter belts as well as strange voting contraptions and canoes for cats. Maybe if we can get Victoria’s Secret to start making voting booths – election day wont be nearly as boring.
Well, if y’all are gonna steal from me, at least check out my non-political cat collars. Other than the snoopy ones. Those are completely political, but if you have to ask, you’ll never know.
The Buster says you obviously do not understand the issues cats in America face today. Like finding cat trees big enough for gigantic Tuxedo Feline-Americans.
Vote? Cats? This craftster must be nuts. Even if they could vote, cats would never vote because 1.) it implies that other peoples opinions matter and 2.) they are too lazy. It is the latter that keeps humans in power.
Although once in 1975, the year of the great cat coup d’état, cat-kind actually made it as far as raising an army and building a death laser. Fortunately, for us bipeds, once they turned on the laser, all the cat soldiers ran to catch the dot, and were instantly incinerated.
Why oh why oh why did I not encounter you and your tuxedo cat when I had a tuxedo cat of my own and was married to consistently-mispronounced-as Furrington. I was too stupid to think of the human as Buggersworth Furrington on my own and name the cat accordingly… sigh.
I call BS on that voting booth! It totally influences the voter.
And how can you claim it’s for Furrpublicans when it clearly says nothing but Democrat? I DEMAND EQUALITY IN MY POINTLESS BULLSHIT.
FINALLY. And I notice this one’s hole is smaller. Just like Republicans to have tight assholes, the better to keep gay’s out and the stick in.
And just like the Democrats to have a gaping asshole because they get fucked over so often and it keeps it nice and easy to let the shit rain down on everyone.
Of course the 3rd party one probably doesn’t have a hole at all and theoretically can’t shit at all, so it can stay full of shit.
Also the 3rd party one doesn’t exist.
If you buy this for your ‘furrPublican’ cat s/he will be pretty upset because all I see is the word ‘democrat’ and donkeys on this fabric. Of course, all furrPublicans I know (cat & human) seem to enjoy being upset so I guess everyone wins.
My theory is that they have one made out of Republican fabric, so you can buy whichever one you are, or believe your cat is, or whatever the fuck…
My family are all Democrats, but we firmly believed the dog was a Republican…German Shepherds are all about law and order, and maintaining borders…so I don’t know what we would have done. Aside from not buy whatever this thing is supposed to me.
Maybe if you live abroad you can convince your neighbors that having a voting booth for your cat is totally an old American custom. Feline Voting Booth Contraptions that have “Whig” embroidered all over them are in the Smithsonian. It’s the truth!!
“Feline voting booth contraptions” sounds to me like a euphemism for liter box, which may explain why I am no longer allowed to vote in person anymore.
I think the Orange Cat has been set up… not only does the voting booth appear to only cater to DemoCats, but the chads are damaged and OH MY GOD IT’S A CATSPIRACY
Am I the only person that thinks these are kind of cute? I mean the concept, not the fabric choice. My cat Pepper would love to run in and out of this thing, sleep in in, roll it around the house, climb on top of it, contemplate which party she is most closely aligned with. You know, regular cat shit. Thumbs me down all you want but I like this “modern” contraption for my thoroughly modern cat. For $69 though she will just have to make due with her vintage hobo furnishings: cardboard box and scraps of fabric tied to a string.
Internet sellers have plenty of ‘cat caves’ that do the same things for the cat and don’t cost $69. The felt ones are cute enough to make me glad I have no cat.
Holy Cow! Regretsy picked up my Feline Voting Booth Contraption! Now don’t worry, this kitten will be old enough to vote in November (she better get spayed before then too, just in case those Republicans get the Office and make it illegal!)
August 16, 2012 at 4:29 pm
There really needs to be a Cat Anti-Defamation League.
This mocking of their spelling abilities is out of control meow.
August 16, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Sounds like a job for Catface
http://youtu.be/T2GbCyp18qM
August 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Democats, FINE. Couldn’t they do better than Furrpublicans? And if not, why fucking bother? Christ.
August 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Republicats?
August 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm
seeee?
August 16, 2012 at 9:40 pm
Distemperpublicans
August 16, 2012 at 10:51 pm
The worst part is that the real candidates are engaged in a similar pun war.
“Obamaloney” was Romney’s contribution (blech. “Romneyhood” to describe theft from the poor and gifts to the rich, was Obama’s. *sigh* At least I live in the land of snow, polar bears, beavers, and maple syrup. While I ride my snow-unicorn to school, though, I often envy you Americans for actually having politicians worth fighting over.
August 17, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Hey c’mon now we have Harper… and umm that other guy, and the other one….
…Did Ignatieff go back to Harvard yet?
And isn’t the current head of the NDP not allowed to be the leader in the next election… this is hard.
Still, it could be worse:
August 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
August 16, 2012 at 4:53 pm
I like Repurrblicans.
August 16, 2012 at 5:02 pm
oooh, ooh, me too!
August 16, 2012 at 7:03 pm
I accidentally gave you a thumbs down, but you deserve many many thumbs up.
August 16, 2012 at 7:48 pm
But I’m a member of the Brain-slug party!
August 16, 2012 at 9:41 pm
HypnoToad 2012
August 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm
The cat hates it…
August 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm
I’m with the cat. I hate it too. I hate the person that made it. I hate the sewing machine that stitched it, I hate the camera that took the picture.
I don’t think that it is my cup of tea since I thought ‘oh for fuck’s sake’ when I saw it. Also jesus fucking christ, but that’s just because I love swearing.
August 16, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Damn it, you left out twee lolspeak … HATE THAT TOO.
August 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm
everyone knows cats are libertarians.
August 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm
Every cat I have known is a nihilist. And a fair speller, actually.
August 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Nihilist? Fuck me. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of libertarianism, but at least it’s an ethos.
August 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
August 16, 2012 at 6:00 pm
It really pulls the room together.
August 16, 2012 at 8:01 pm
That’s just like, your opinion, man.
August 17, 2012 at 7:14 am
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
August 16, 2012 at 7:06 pm
I have never met a cat who was not an Anarchist.
August 16, 2012 at 7:59 pm
Or antichrist.
August 17, 2012 at 10:42 pm
Sad thing about these, my dog would steal this from my cat before my cat would even get a chance to step foot in it. My dog’s a jealous loser.
August 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm
My cat is a Dictator.
August 16, 2012 at 5:45 pm
My cat’s just a dick.
August 16, 2012 at 9:22 pm
Chairman Meow?
August 16, 2012 at 9:43 pm
Tabby Wynette
August 17, 2012 at 8:48 am
I am SO stealing that for my next cat.
August 16, 2012 at 6:38 pm
“OK. It isn’t really a voting booth. We all know that cats are too Independent to choose a party. But we think that most cats will say ‘aye’ to this cozy cat bed!”
I have to say, I kind of love this seller.
August 16, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Thats where all the voter fraud is thr Feline swing vote. Purge all Garfields and Morris’ from the voting rolls
August 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm
I think I might have gotten this off the comments here so if I have the circle of fuckery is complete! if not enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M
August 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm
I also enjoy that this seller makes garter belts as well as strange voting contraptions and canoes for cats. Maybe if we can get Victoria’s Secret to start making voting booths – election day wont be nearly as boring.
August 16, 2012 at 8:51 pm
Erection day?
August 16, 2012 at 9:49 pm
Victoria’s secret was a hairball?!
August 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm
I thought they were anarcats.
August 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Mittens Romney is not pleased to be inside of that thing.
August 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm
That’s the same expression he had on when he was tying Seamus to the car roof.
August 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm
Cats are the ultimate politicians:
You scratch their backs, and they’ll tolerate your existence until something better comes along.
August 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm
So brilliant I stole it.
August 16, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Me as well.
August 17, 2012 at 10:33 am
Well, if y’all are gonna steal from me, at least check out my non-political cat collars. Other than the snoopy ones. Those are completely political, but if you have to ask, you’ll never know.
http://www.etsy.com/shop/TheWhiteSchnauzer
August 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm
The Buster says you obviously do not understand the issues cats in America face today. Like finding cat trees big enough for gigantic Tuxedo Feline-Americans.
August 17, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Awww…he looks like my Calvin. Only with freakishly long legs. What the hell is up with those legs?
August 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Vote? Cats? This craftster must be nuts. Even if they could vote, cats would never vote because 1.) it implies that other peoples opinions matter and 2.) they are too lazy. It is the latter that keeps humans in power.
Although once in 1975, the year of the great cat coup d’état, cat-kind actually made it as far as raising an army and building a death laser. Fortunately, for us bipeds, once they turned on the laser, all the cat soldiers ran to catch the dot, and were instantly incinerated.
August 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm
It wouldn’t have worked anyway. The minute they attacked, all the humans had to do was turn on the vacuum cleaner…
August 16, 2012 at 9:34 pm
My old cat (now deceased) used to attack the vacuum cleaner. The suction hose attachment thingy, when turned on, was pretty much his favorite toy.
August 16, 2012 at 9:54 pm
The arch enemy of my tuxedo cat Bugglesworth Fluffington III is the gardener and his gas-powered leaf blower. Mr. B makes a bee line for under the bed
August 17, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Why oh why oh why did I not encounter you and your tuxedo cat when I had a tuxedo cat of my own and was married to consistently-mispronounced-as Furrington. I was too stupid to think of the human as Buggersworth Furrington on my own and name the cat accordingly… sigh.
August 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm
I call BS on that voting booth! It totally influences the voter.
And how can you claim it’s for Furrpublicans when it clearly says nothing but Democrat? I DEMAND EQUALITY IN MY POINTLESS BULLSHIT.
August 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Here’s the Republican version:
August 16, 2012 at 6:50 pm
democrat cat looks pissed off. Republican cat looks remorseful.
August 16, 2012 at 9:19 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
August 16, 2012 at 10:30 pm
The downvotes, they buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrnnnnn! So perhaps Regretsy is not the place for anus-based political statements.
August 17, 2012 at 8:20 am
Unless you’re a member of the Goatse party.
August 18, 2012 at 10:51 am
The Goatse Party has room for EVERYONE!
August 16, 2012 at 9:58 pm
The Republican one is also a litterbox and ends up full of sh-t just like Republicans
my cat is one of the 99 purrcent
August 17, 2012 at 8:47 am
I’m pretty sure all cats consider themselves members of the 1%.
August 16, 2012 at 4:53 pm
If you buy this for your ‘furrPublican’ cat s/he will be pretty upset because all I see is the word ‘democrat’ and donkeys on this fabric. Of course, all furrPublicans I know (cat & human) seem to enjoy being upset so I guess everyone wins.
August 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm
My theory is that they have one made out of Republican fabric, so you can buy whichever one you are, or believe your cat is, or whatever the fuck…
My family are all Democrats, but we firmly believed the dog was a Republican…German Shepherds are all about law and order, and maintaining borders…so I don’t know what we would have done. Aside from not buy whatever this thing is supposed to me.
August 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm
Clicked through. Yes, there is a Republican one. Same fabric, but mostly red, says “Republican”, and has elephants, not donkeys.
August 16, 2012 at 5:17 pm
And the cat in the “Republican” ball looks rather distressed. Make of that what you will.
August 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm
I do love that it is actually called a “Feline voting booth contraption”.
August 16, 2012 at 5:05 pm
I love that these particular models are shipping to other countries.
August 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Maybe if you live abroad you can convince your neighbors that having a voting booth for your cat is totally an old American custom. Feline Voting Booth Contraptions that have “Whig” embroidered all over them are in the Smithsonian. It’s the truth!!
August 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm
It wouldn’t take much convincing
August 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm
“Feline voting booth contraptions” sounds to me like a euphemism for liter box, which may explain why I am no longer allowed to vote in person anymore.
August 16, 2012 at 5:10 pm
“The revolution WILL come, and you and your running dogs will be consigned to the litter-box of history!”
- Chairman Meow
August 16, 2012 at 5:40 pm
No point giving cats a vote. Each one would vote for itself.
August 16, 2012 at 5:45 pm
The cat’s epxression says it all.
August 16, 2012 at 8:49 pm
August 20, 2012 at 5:49 am
Consider this stolen, for my Facebook.
August 16, 2012 at 5:47 pm
Good luck getting photo ID, my feline friend.
August 16, 2012 at 5:51 pm
I think the Orange Cat has been set up… not only does the voting booth appear to only cater to DemoCats, but the chads are damaged and OH MY GOD IT’S A CATSPIRACY
August 16, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Hanging chads are fun to bat at.
August 16, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Am I the only person that thinks these are kind of cute? I mean the concept, not the fabric choice. My cat Pepper would love to run in and out of this thing, sleep in in, roll it around the house, climb on top of it, contemplate which party she is most closely aligned with. You know, regular cat shit. Thumbs me down all you want but I like this “modern” contraption for my thoroughly modern cat. For $69 though she will just have to make due with her vintage hobo furnishings: cardboard box and scraps of fabric tied to a string.
August 16, 2012 at 7:11 pm
Internet sellers have plenty of ‘cat caves’ that do the same things for the cat and don’t cost $69. The felt ones are cute enough to make me glad I have no cat.
August 16, 2012 at 10:34 pm
I would totally buy this for my cat. If it was in the clearance bin for $2.99. It’s that cute.
August 16, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Our crazy cats turned the bathroom into a poling place back in ’02. Sorry it isn’t in focus, but those guys move fast.
August 16, 2012 at 7:09 pm
HKpril, this should be the post of the day
August 16, 2012 at 7:13 pm
Pathetic cat will die of thirst in line to vote because inconsiderate human left the lid down on the cat bowl.
August 16, 2012 at 7:22 pm
I haven’t wanted to shoot someone this much since I read the first few pages of Fifty Shades of Grey.
August 16, 2012 at 8:26 pm
My cat is a libertarian.
August 16, 2012 at 10:35 pm
You mean a Libpurrtarian?
August 16, 2012 at 9:01 pm
Holy Cow! Regretsy picked up my Feline Voting Booth Contraption! Now don’t worry, this kitten will be old enough to vote in November (she better get spayed before then too, just in case those Republicans get the Office and make it illegal!)
August 16, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Sellers with a sense of humor get a thumbs up from me.
August 17, 2012 at 9:24 pm
Don’t forget the photo I.D.
August 16, 2012 at 10:34 pm
I had to bribe these politicians to get any photos at all.
August 16, 2012 at 10:37 pm
I like the pink one with a cat sticking out from under it.
August 17, 2012 at 6:29 am
I agree with all you guys but can’t listen because OH LOOK!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/89833754/cij-sale-feline-voting-booth-contraption
August 17, 2012 at 6:31 am
How much for the kitty??
August 17, 2012 at 9:34 am
Awww, these are kinda cute. Though I’d have to buy two so I could put the Republican version out when the in-laws visit.
August 17, 2012 at 10:28 am
Whenever I think of cats and politics, this is all that comes to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiHuiDD_oTk
August 17, 2012 at 4:19 pm
I love this seller! Her items are so awesome. I do think that the cat looks incredibly displeased however.
My favorite item from her is the Astronaut Cat Bed. If only I had $100. http://www.etsy.com/listing/86348493/astronaut-cat-bed
August 20, 2012 at 1:02 am
Eh, my cat just sleeps on the pile of voter registration forms on the coffee table.