There really needs to be a Cat Anti-Defamation League.
This mocking of their spelling abilities is out of control meow.
Sounds like a job for Catface
Democats, FINE. Couldn’t they do better than Furrpublicans? And if not, why fucking bother? Christ.
The worst part is that the real candidates are engaged in a similar pun war.
“Obamaloney” was Romney’s contribution (blech. “Romneyhood” to describe theft from the poor and gifts to the rich, was Obama’s. *sigh* At least I live in the land of snow, polar bears, beavers, and maple syrup. While I ride my snow-unicorn to school, though, I often envy you Americans for actually having politicians worth fighting over.
Hey c’mon now we have Harper… and umm that other guy, and the other one….
…Did Ignatieff go back to Harvard yet?
And isn’t the current head of the NDP not allowed to be the leader in the next election… this is hard.
Still, it could be worse:
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Feline-icans? Ehh, perhaps it’s reaching too far.
Instead of GOPers, would it be GOMeowers?
Teabaggers -> Catnippers, FTW!!!
I like Repurrblicans.
oooh, ooh, me too!
I accidentally gave you a thumbs down, but you deserve many many thumbs up.
But I’m a member of the Brain-slug party!
The cat hates it…
I’m with the cat. I hate it too. I hate the person that made it. I hate the sewing machine that stitched it, I hate the camera that took the picture.
I don’t think that it is my cup of tea since I thought ‘oh for fuck’s sake’ when I saw it. Also jesus fucking christ, but that’s just because I love swearing.
Damn it, you left out twee lolspeak … HATE THAT TOO.
everyone knows cats are libertarians.
Every cat I have known is a nihilist. And a fair speller, actually.
Nihilist? Fuck me. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of libertarianism, but at least it’s an ethos.
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
It really pulls the room together.
That’s just like, your opinion, man.
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
I have never met a cat who was not an Anarchist.
Sad thing about these, my dog would steal this from my cat before my cat would even get a chance to step foot in it. My dog’s a jealous loser.
My cat is a Dictator.
My cat’s just a dick.
I am SO stealing that for my next cat.
“OK. It isn’t really a voting booth. We all know that cats are too Independent to choose a party. But we think that most cats will say ‘aye’ to this cozy cat bed!”
I have to say, I kind of love this seller.
Thats where all the voter fraud is thr Feline swing vote. Purge all Garfields and Morris’ from the voting rolls
I think I might have gotten this off the comments here so if I have the circle of fuckery is complete! if not enjoy!
I also enjoy that this seller makes garter belts as well as strange voting contraptions and canoes for cats. Maybe if we can get Victoria’s Secret to start making voting booths – election day wont be nearly as boring.
Victoria’s secret was a hairball?!
I thought they were anarcats.
Mittens Romney is not pleased to be inside of that thing.
That’s the same expression he had on when he was tying Seamus to the car roof.
Cats are the ultimate politicians:
You scratch their backs, and they’ll tolerate your existence until something better comes along.
So brilliant I stole it.
Me as well.
Well, if y’all are gonna steal from me, at least check out my non-political cat collars. Other than the snoopy ones. Those are completely political, but if you have to ask, you’ll never know.
The Buster says you obviously do not understand the issues cats in America face today. Like finding cat trees big enough for gigantic Tuxedo Feline-Americans.
Awww…he looks like my Calvin. Only with freakishly long legs. What the hell is up with those legs?
Vote? Cats? This craftster must be nuts. Even if they could vote, cats would never vote because 1.) it implies that other peoples opinions matter and 2.) they are too lazy. It is the latter that keeps humans in power.
Although once in 1975, the year of the great cat coup d’état, cat-kind actually made it as far as raising an army and building a death laser. Fortunately, for us bipeds, once they turned on the laser, all the cat soldiers ran to catch the dot, and were instantly incinerated.
It wouldn’t have worked anyway. The minute they attacked, all the humans had to do was turn on the vacuum cleaner…
My old cat (now deceased) used to attack the vacuum cleaner. The suction hose attachment thingy, when turned on, was pretty much his favorite toy.
The arch enemy of my tuxedo cat Bugglesworth Fluffington III is the gardener and his gas-powered leaf blower. Mr. B makes a bee line for under the bed
Why oh why oh why did I not encounter you and your tuxedo cat when I had a tuxedo cat of my own and was married to consistently-mispronounced-as Furrington. I was too stupid to think of the human as Buggersworth Furrington on my own and name the cat accordingly… sigh.
I call BS on that voting booth! It totally influences the voter.
And how can you claim it’s for Furrpublicans when it clearly says nothing but Democrat? I DEMAND EQUALITY IN MY POINTLESS BULLSHIT.
Here’s the Republican version:
democrat cat looks pissed off. Republican cat looks remorseful.
FINALLY. And I notice this one’s hole is smaller. Just like Republicans to have tight assholes, the better to keep gay’s out and the stick in.
And just like the Democrats to have a gaping asshole because they get fucked over so often and it keeps it nice and easy to let the shit rain down on everyone.
Of course the 3rd party one probably doesn’t have a hole at all and theoretically can’t shit at all, so it can stay full of shit.
Also the 3rd party one doesn’t exist.
ALL AS IT SHOULD BE.
The downvotes, they buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrnnnnn! So perhaps Regretsy is not the place for anus-based political statements.
Unless you’re a member of the Goatse party.
The Goatse Party has room for EVERYONE!
The Republican one is also a litterbox and ends up full of sh-t just like Republicans
my cat is one of the 99 purrcent
I’m pretty sure all cats consider themselves members of the 1%.
If you buy this for your ‘furrPublican’ cat s/he will be pretty upset because all I see is the word ‘democrat’ and donkeys on this fabric. Of course, all furrPublicans I know (cat & human) seem to enjoy being upset so I guess everyone wins.
My theory is that they have one made out of Republican fabric, so you can buy whichever one you are, or believe your cat is, or whatever the fuck…
My family are all Democrats, but we firmly believed the dog was a Republican…German Shepherds are all about law and order, and maintaining borders…so I don’t know what we would have done. Aside from not buy whatever this thing is supposed to me.
Clicked through. Yes, there is a Republican one. Same fabric, but mostly red, says “Republican”, and has elephants, not donkeys.
And the cat in the “Republican” ball looks rather distressed. Make of that what you will.
I do love that it is actually called a “Feline voting booth contraption”.
I love that these particular models are shipping to other countries.
Maybe if you live abroad you can convince your neighbors that having a voting booth for your cat is totally an old American custom. Feline Voting Booth Contraptions that have “Whig” embroidered all over them are in the Smithsonian. It’s the truth!!
It wouldn’t take much convincing
“Feline voting booth contraptions” sounds to me like a euphemism for liter box, which may explain why I am no longer allowed to vote in person anymore.
“The revolution WILL come, and you and your running dogs will be consigned to the litter-box of history!”
- Chairman Meow
No point giving cats a vote. Each one would vote for itself.
The cat’s epxression says it all.
Consider this stolen, for my Facebook.
Good luck getting photo ID, my feline friend.
I think the Orange Cat has been set up… not only does the voting booth appear to only cater to DemoCats, but the chads are damaged and OH MY GOD IT’S A CATSPIRACY
Hanging chads are fun to bat at.
Am I the only person that thinks these are kind of cute? I mean the concept, not the fabric choice. My cat Pepper would love to run in and out of this thing, sleep in in, roll it around the house, climb on top of it, contemplate which party she is most closely aligned with. You know, regular cat shit. Thumbs me down all you want but I like this “modern” contraption for my thoroughly modern cat. For $69 though she will just have to make due with her vintage hobo furnishings: cardboard box and scraps of fabric tied to a string.
Internet sellers have plenty of ‘cat caves’ that do the same things for the cat and don’t cost $69. The felt ones are cute enough to make me glad I have no cat.
I would totally buy this for my cat. If it was in the clearance bin for $2.99. It’s that cute.
Our crazy cats turned the bathroom into a poling place back in ’02. Sorry it isn’t in focus, but those guys move fast.
HKpril, this should be the post of the day
Pathetic cat will die of thirst in line to vote because inconsiderate human left the lid down on the cat bowl.
I haven’t wanted to shoot someone this much since I read the first few pages of Fifty Shades of Grey.
My cat is a libertarian.
You mean a Libpurrtarian?
Holy Cow! Regretsy picked up my Feline Voting Booth Contraption! Now don’t worry, this kitten will be old enough to vote in November (she better get spayed before then too, just in case those Republicans get the Office and make it illegal!)
Sellers with a sense of humor get a thumbs up from me.
Don’t forget the photo I.D.
I had to bribe these politicians to get any photos at all.
I like the pink one with a cat sticking out from under it.
I agree with all you guys but can’t listen because OH LOOK!
How much for the kitty??
Awww, these are kinda cute. Though I’d have to buy two so I could put the Republican version out when the in-laws visit.
Whenever I think of cats and politics, this is all that comes to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiHuiDD_oTk
I love this seller! Her items are so awesome. I do think that the cat looks incredibly displeased however.
My favorite item from her is the Astronaut Cat Bed. If only I had $100. http://www.etsy.com/listing/86348493/astronaut-cat-bed
Eh, my cat just sleeps on the pile of voter registration forms on the coffee table.
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